進化した電動オナホール

Lol nice!!! But what if it shocks you while you are cleansing your dolphin?

Well, I don't really know what to say... Japan sure is the future when it comes to self pleasure. Personally, it seems far too embarrassing to use. ^_^'

One can even set the A10 to auto-wash so you can even use it while commuting to work.

I imagine a train where people use such a device... scary.

Before usage, one should pour in the washing liquid to make sure the dolphin not only comes out squeaky clean - but to also prevent permanent damage.

No enjoyment is worth risking permanent dolphin damage. I think I will pass. In fact I decided to pass even before reading that part. Just the video scared me away.

Ok, no spinning doo-dad on my dolphin please! One 'washing liquid' failure and it's game over man!

OMG!!! Piuttosto vado da una peripatetica...

That fifth image of the man laying on the ground reading a porno mag with the contraption on his hoohah is absurdity at its finest. I can just imagine coming home from work, catching my roommate doing that, and just busting a gut laughing.

Even if it was disguised as a MP3 player so you could use this at work or school, how would you hide the giant tent you were pitching in your pants?

It looks kinda dangerous...

Its just...so weird. If I was maybe 35 and alone then yeah, it would appeal to me right? But really, getting this is like giving up entirely imo. No offence to anyone who deems this dolphin cleaning magic machine worthy of their dolphin.

If accidents happen, it gonna hurt real bad. OUCH.......

what the? I thought it was a torchlight or ipod.. O_O

if womans got a automatic device for theire self plesure then soon or late males well probably get one too.
so i am not that surprise.

I just found the commercial funny...and it seems more dangerous for guys if it malfunctions...

This is awesome lol XD I want one to know what can I feel, lol... My girlfriend had a good laugh
hahahahaha!!!!

This deserves a big LOL

I've never trusted this dolphin washers, I always get the feeling that those things could break/rip off your dolphin if they shock T^T.

Had a good laught at this... XD

So you'll get squicky clean AND simulated pleasure... ^^;

Hahaha, reminds me of a line from a song by green day, " when dolphin washing isn't fun your going crazy" seems like when you have to go this far to find enjoyment in it that maybe you've gone crazy.

i was confused at first about what a dolphin is but thanks to image ID#75508, now i know! see, DC always teaches you something new! LOL!

what the ...... is that hurt ?? using that

I don't care who you are, getting a woman has got to be easier (and probably safer) than that thing.

That looks pretty painful and dangerous. o.o

また、馬鹿なものつくってるなぁ～～ｗｗｗ(/∇＼*)｡o○♡

one word: WOAH!

THE FUTURE IS HERE

AND IT IS WONDERFUL.

Finally an extended for various size of dolphin, LOL!

At first, I wasn't sure if I misunderstood what the thing was for, and then I realized it's exactly what it looks like. Reminds me of Fleshlights... not that I'm familiar with those...

its not gonna chop off my dolphy is it?

The Auto-wash feature is certainly a bonus. Wonder how many rounds it spins per minute. Lol

For a few seconds I was confused weather this cleaned you or pleased you...then I realized it was both :P

looks like the dolphin that went in was bigger than the one that came out. the cyclonic massage made the rubber dolphin shrink with fear. otoh, it looks like a high speed dolphin sharpener. sharper dolphins oO!

Haha, this looks very interesting. Why hasn't the western world which is known to be more driven by this type of thing developed something like this already.
It's funny because there probably were scientists who worked on this dolphin washing machine..

on high speed, it looks painful >.<

"CYCLONE! JOKER!" >_> *Ahem* Anyway, I thought nothing could really top flip-hole but they come with something like this???? I'm so sure about the rotating gimmick though. Don't want to get my dolphin's neck snapped. D=

こ、こんなの、ほ、欲しくなんかないもんっ！（//＿//）

Will it blend? That is the question.
*cue bgm*

Does it make milkshakes too? Not the condensed milk kind =P

I... think it scares my dolphin o_o

To one too many things that could go wrong for my liking

LOL that's another Dolphin cleaning! XD

The name reminds me of the A-10 Thunderbolt II. I hope it doesn't shred my dolphin the same way as the aircraft shreds tanks O_o

cant help but say OUCH when the thing starts spinning..like a washing machine? mannn it got to hurt..

This is a product of serious Research & Development :))

Like...no? My dolphin is fine even without it ;P

こーゆーのって馬鹿みたいに高いんだよな。
ぱっと見て回転だけかと思ったらその通りだった。
うろ覚えだけど回転＋上下運動するのも有った気がする。

I could only sit in amazement with my jaw on the floor.
Seriously wtf.

Wicked... but what about the tumble dryer? In UK the weather is so damp we need dryers (lol)

....Japan amazes me once again, yay.

I started laughing as I read "Starter Set".^^;;

Some pros out there have probably modded these things and replaced the motors with brushless or 7200RPM hard disk motors. >:D

Or maybe there could be some Option Parts like a Hyper Dash/Plasma motor or bearings.

A dolphin cleaner - The world truly has come to an end...

LOL WUT Much?

Very interesting. I wonder what will be next.

Wow,I don't know what to say.

Speechless, especially the video and the pic of the guy reading the magazine XD

Yeah, but is it dishwasher safe? I mean so you can wash it with your dirty dishes when your done. :)

A stress reliever for a fast-paced lifestyle?
:P

From the thumbnail, I thought it was a coffee dispenser or something XD

Wow.. normally i don't feel inclined to stick my super jr into mechanical spinning objects but this changes everything.

I really don't like how it kinda looks like a Slap Chop - http://xspblog.com/2009/05/11/slap-chop-mixes-nsfw/
But if I said I wouldn't be willing to try something like that, I'd be lying.... :P

so thats why Japan has a birthrate problem!

amazing, no more surfing with my left hand

Hahaha XDDDD Ah, this is great, I love reading the articles with the new age technology XD Who would've thought this would come to us?

Let me know if you have some extra i'll help you get rid of them.

lol! looks so painful
hey danny, any chance of give us a A10 review? ^^

Now why didn't I think of that.. I see this thing making waves in sperm bank industry.. just after the human population has been reduced to test tube babies.

INGENIOUS!!!

I thought it was an mp3 player!

the way it spins reminds me more of a blender than a dolphin's toy. scary indulging toy.

Don't have piston action ??? Just tickling....

I wonder if they've tested these..

rotflmfao -- the name of the company is RENDS.. as in, what it will do to your dolphin!!

and seriously, will did get your dolphin clean? cuz it looks like it will need another cleaning after the cleaning, if you know what i mean..

wonder if you'll see more of these or more candy girls at those japanese second hand shops..

I can just see it now... Someone forgot to put the lotion in and just use it dry and Artefact will make a post about it ^^;

Godlike... xDDD

...how will the normal thrust of sex ever please you again? Perhaps this device will rip off your dolly before then!