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  • Elton Chen
    Elton Chen in the Matrix. (Registered on 2009/02/23)
                               A Curiosity

    Another wacky japanese invention haha. I'm afraid of permanant face muscle damage if i use that product, petrified in a smile... lol

    Sat 2009/04/11 05:01:46 JST (ID #558212)
    reply to Elton Chen's comment
  • Miri
    Miri in (。◕‿‿◕。) (Registered on 2009/01/30)
    Student
    http://miri.textcube.com/

    My jaws would shatter if I keep that item in my mouth. No get for those with a weak jaw >>;

    Also, there seems to be many "fix-your-face" merchandise....

    Sat 2009/04/11 05:02:07 JST (ID #558213)
    reply to Miri's comment
  • yamada
    yamada in Belait District, Brunei Darussalam (Registered on 2009/02/04)
    studying comp studies, planning to look for part time job
    http://bruneian-otaku.blogspot.com

    LOL XD I also was called a girl before I was born and when I was a child, now I'm 19 most of my family members said that I'm getting more manly, never hate how I look like XD

    the device seems like torturing our own mouth for not looking so handsome/beautiful XD

    Sat 2009/04/11 05:03:39 JST (ID #558216)
    reply to yamada's comment
  • silent1134
    silent1134 in Los Angeles, California (Registered on 2007/08/22)
    ???Confused???

    I like my face as it is even if it's not perfect...

    Sat 2009/04/11 05:07:19 JST (ID #558219)
    reply to silent1134's comment
  • Patrick Tan
    Patrick Tan in Malaysia (Registered on 2008/09/13)
    Student
    http://cottondream.blogspot.com/

    is tis going to enlarge ur mouth?
    me dun1 tat.. =3=

    Sat 2009/04/11 05:07:24 JST (ID #558220)
    reply to Patrick Tan's comment
  • Kushieda
    Kushieda in Sydney, Australia (Registered on 2009/03/30)
    Student
    http://foxkey.blog126.fc2.com/

    Smaller tight face = more attractive? I don't get it. Instead of getting these products, i'm sure you can do some good ol' excerice and get the same results aswell as improve general well being.

    Sat 2009/04/11 05:08:51 JST (ID #558221)
    reply to Kushieda's comment
  • Pandatronics
    Pandatronics in Toronto, Canada (Registered on 2009/04/02)
    Otaku, Gamer, Collector, Forum Moderator
    http://pandatr0nics.wordpress.com/

    LOL Danny what an interesting device you've found there.
    I wonder if many people have actually purchased this item?

    Sat 2009/04/11 05:09:58 JST (ID #558222)
    reply to Pandatronics's comment
  • ZoidsPilot100
    ZoidsPilot100 in New Jersey, USA (Registered on 2007/09/01)
    Student

    Often called a girl...but that's because of my hair. Who says guys can't have long hair?!
    Though..sometimes I make the same mistake. It's just part of our culture, I guess.

    I get a lot of mixed reactions. Some like it, some hate it, some are jealous, some are disgusted...

    But all that matters is that my girlfriend loves how I look, right?

    Sat 2009/04/11 05:13:00 JST (ID #558225)
    reply to ZoidsPilot100's comment
    • Tsun-chan
      Tsun-chan in the area of the burning River (Registered on 2009/02/18)
      unemployed machinist.. yeah

      Yah know.. when I was young.. from Middle school till I was twenty two.. I had long hair.. started in middle school say about twelve or thirteen... so long time.. And I got called a girl a lot from the hair too till they realized I was a guy..

      Funniest part about it.. Girls were jealous of my hair a lot loved to play with it..

      Cause I took better care of my hair then they did.. Much very soft if you know what I mean.

      Sat 2009/04/11 09:24:44 JST (ID #558450)
      reply to Tsun-chan's comment
      • ZoidsPilot100
        ZoidsPilot100 in New Jersey, USA (Registered on 2007/09/01)
        Student

        Haha, same here.

        Definitely got many compliments on looks and texture.

        Sun 2009/04/12 01:49:58 JST (ID #559250)
        reply to ZoidsPilot100's comment
  • FinalTriggerX
    FinalTriggerX in California, USA (Registered on 2008/12/09)
    Student

    Wouldn't that make your face bigger since you'd be working out your face muscles or something? Or I guess maybe if you use it enough your face gets used to it being in that tighter position :/ I dunno, weird device either way.

    Sat 2009/04/11 05:21:26 JST (ID #558226)
    reply to FinalTriggerX's comment
  • Meimi132
    Meimi132 in Stuck in the void between the net life and real life. (Registered on 2007/12/03)
    Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
    http://meimi132.wordpress.com/

    lol at the mouthpiece.

    As for being attractive...I don't think so... not conventially so... Since I'm tall I've stayed pretty slender all my life, so thats really the only thing I got on my side lol.

    Sat 2009/04/11 05:25:03 JST (ID #558233)
    reply to Meimi132's comment
  • Aspheric
    Aspheric in Nanaimo Canada BC (Registered on 2008/11/04)
    Hacker / Modder / Computer Assembler / Bored Out of My Mind
    http://stainless-ring.deviantart.com

    probably stretch your mouth out over time. ^^

    Sat 2009/04/11 05:25:45 JST (ID #558234)
    reply to Aspheric's comment
  • MARl0
    MARl0 in United States (Registered on 2007/11/16)
    Graphic Designer

    I'm a goblin. Ugly as can be!

    Sat 2009/04/11 05:44:59 JST (ID #558245)
    reply to MARl0's comment
  • Veeediot
    Veeediot in Canada (Registered on 2009/01/30)
    Multimedia Designer/Developer
    http://www.mcmonagle-interphase.com/

    Silly Japanese. Why waste money on uncomfortable devices when you can get a tight, firm face for no more than it costs to rent a movie. Just watch any Jim Carrey movie and practice making the faces he makes! That man is like the Bruce Lee of face muscles.

    Sat 2009/04/11 05:55:25 JST (ID #558251)
    reply to Veeediot's comment
  • A9
    A9 in Ceres,California (Registered on 2008/12/07)
    student

    Hmm...I get told I'm cute a lot but I don't think see myself as pretty. That mouthpiece looks more like a torture device!! ^^;

    Sat 2009/04/11 06:15:41 JST (ID #558265)
    reply to A9's comment
  • FatBastard
    FatBastard in over his head (Registered on 2007/11/04)
    Dirty Gentleman
    http://cantstanzya.wordpress.com/

    Hate to think what kinda device this company has for penile enhancement.

    Sat 2009/04/11 06:24:28 JST (ID #558280)
    reply to FatBastard's comment
    • lerry[maru]
      lerry[maru] in Kuala Lumpur, MY (Registered on 2008/09/14)
      Nekophilia

      Let's see... we have Tenga and Lay D...

      Sat 2009/04/11 07:40:14 JST (ID #558373)
      reply to lerry[maru]'s comment
  • Monkee
    Monkee in Canada (Registered on 2007/02/08)
    Otaku / Student in Networking
    http://hayasaki-kun.blogspot.com/

    haha but no thanks for that XD

    Sat 2009/04/11 06:33:36 JST (ID #558296)
    reply to Monkee's comment
  • HamsterCorp
    HamsterCorp in Somewhere in Virginia (Registered on 2009/03/12)
    GIS Tech
    http://hamstercorp.blogspot.com

    That thing looks creepy, and painful.

    I don't think of myself as "attractive", but I don't exactly think I'm ugly, either. Of course, I prefer to hide under as much clothes as possible.

    Sat 2009/04/11 06:35:14 JST (ID #558301)
    reply to HamsterCorp's comment
  • tycsg
    tycsg in Singapore (Registered on 2009/02/25)
    Self employed

    Your face will get bigger with all that muscle work!

    Sat 2009/04/11 06:37:57 JST (ID #558305)
    reply to tycsg's comment
  • Nrvnsqr
    Nrvnsqr in Denver, CO (Registered on 2009/02/21)
    Pedobear approved

    This reminds me of the spam I get in my work email all day.

    Sat 2009/04/11 06:43:51 JST (ID #558313)
    reply to Nrvnsqr's comment
    • twu
      twu in country of igloos and lumberjacks... (Registered on 2008/09/08)
      Professional Panhandler
      http://theinfernoproject.com

      Hmm...the usual "Enhance your dolphin size!!" spam mails?

      Sat 2009/04/11 06:52:35 JST (ID #558325)
      reply to twu's comment
      • Nrvnsqr
        Nrvnsqr in Denver, CO (Registered on 2009/02/21)
        Pedobear approved

        "Lose weight" "enhance the dolphin" "OEM software" "buy a cheap watch", etc. :P

        Sat 2009/04/11 07:05:31 JST (ID #558331)
        reply to Nrvnsqr's comment
  • Darkdam
    Darkdam in New York (Registered on 2007/09/01)
    http://darkdam.deviantart.com/

    looks really painful

    Sat 2009/04/11 06:49:00 JST (ID #558321)
    reply to Darkdam's comment
  • twu
    twu in country of igloos and lumberjacks... (Registered on 2008/09/08)
    Professional Panhandler
    http://theinfernoproject.com

    HAHAHAHA...I'd be damned if this actually worked ^^;

    Sat 2009/04/11 06:51:59 JST (ID #558324)
    reply to twu's comment
  • Akari
    Akari in Vancouver/Burnaby, Canada (Registered on 2008/06/15)
    http://akari-nyan.deviantart.com/

    Sounds like it'd hurt >o<'

    Sat 2009/04/11 07:06:13 JST (ID #558333)
    reply to Akari's comment
  • Riz
    Riz in インデアナポリス, インデアナ (Registered on 2009/01/02)
    三年せいとオタク

    ^^; I saw something similar to this on the Tyra Banks show.

    Sat 2009/04/11 07:13:49 JST (ID #558344)
    reply to Riz's comment
  • Hidden Oasis
    Hidden Oasis in California, United Sates (Registered on 2008/10/28)
    College Freshmen

    I consider myself average, but that mouth piece is really "ehh."

    Sat 2009/04/11 07:24:02 JST (ID #558356)
    reply to Hidden Oasis's comment
  • lerry[maru]
    lerry[maru] in Kuala Lumpur, MY (Registered on 2008/09/14)
    Nekophilia

    So its one of those hand muscles thingy on the face? ^^;

    No. I don't think I'm attractive... But not fugly.. School rule doesn't lemme get the hairstyle me wants..

    Sat 2009/04/11 07:29:27 JST (ID #558359)
    reply to lerry[maru]'s comment
  • Mirage
    Mirage in New York, US (Registered on 2008/12/27)
    Young Grasshopper
    http://miragestrike.blogspot.com

    Just what i need to shape up my round face. :S

    Sat 2009/04/11 07:37:24 JST (ID #558372)
    reply to Mirage's comment
  • djadrian
    djadrian in Buenos Aires, Argentina (Registered on 2009/03/27)
    Otaku everything!
    http://dj-adrian.blogspot.com/

    I consider it horrible.

    Sat 2009/04/11 07:42:40 JST (ID #558375)
    reply to djadrian's comment
  • lolipedofin
    lolipedofin in Singapore -back at my stinky dump- (Registered on 2008/06/14)
    Mahasiswa yang terdampar di Singapura.
    http://lolipedofin.wordpress.com/

    Uguu... Itai sou...

    Sat 2009/04/11 07:42:49 JST (ID #558376)
    reply to lolipedofin's comment
  • cloudy
    cloudy in Los Angeles (Registered on 2008/08/09)
    Student, I hate school. FML

    don't need it I already have small mouth........ My face is already perfect : except I just don't have the heigh...

    Sat 2009/04/11 07:59:54 JST (ID #558402)
    reply to cloudy's comment
    • Tsun-chan
      Tsun-chan in the area of the burning River (Registered on 2009/02/18)
      unemployed machinist.. yeah

      Short is cool! Tall is seriously overrated.. Society thinks taller is better. But lets face it. Short has a lot of advantages.

      Sat 2009/04/11 09:26:21 JST (ID #558451)
      reply to Tsun-chan's comment
  • The Bard
    The Bard in Dokodemo ii yo (Registered on 2008/03/12)
    Poet (not)

    Replace the spring with a stronger one, and we'll have an effective torture device XD

    Sat 2009/04/11 08:09:52 JST (ID #558407)
    reply to The Bard's comment
  • LesterHo
    LesterHo in Tokyo, Japan (Registered on 2008/11/16)
    Student
    http://www.lesterho.com

    There is no need for me to use this as I still prefer my natural looks.

    I never consider myself as an attractive person because each person has their own beauty and different view on their looks. No one is perfect in this world. :)

    Sat 2009/04/11 08:25:16 JST (ID #558412)
    reply to LesterHo's comment
  • Underbite
    Underbite in Toronto, Canada (Registered on 2009/01/03)
    Software Quality Engineer @ AMD
    http://individual.utoronto.ca/underbite/

    Another useless piece of junk =_=

    Sat 2009/04/11 08:34:59 JST (ID #558415)
    reply to Underbite's comment
  • Cyberchaos
    Cyberchaos in Australia, Sydney (Registered on 2008/02/17)
    NEET part-time - Technical Support Officer - Network security engineer
    http://burugureibi.blogspot.com/

    that product...
    i guess there are always reasons to widen your mouth, if you know what i mean......

    ><""""
    farout, mind-in-the-gutter, etc

    Sat 2009/04/11 09:17:48 JST (ID #558440)
    reply to Cyberchaos's comment
  • Tsun-chan
    Tsun-chan in the area of the burning River (Registered on 2009/02/18)
    unemployed machinist.. yeah

    Seriously.. I got confused for a girl when I was younger too Danny. Hell I'm thirty one years old.. and I still get IDed. at the bars. Which is actually pretty neat now. btw.. I'm typing this drunk. so.. Yeah was just at the bar. ^_^

    As far as attractiveness is concerned.. I consider myself average.. if I lost some weight, I'd be just right, face wise I'm alright.... thats about it.. and ya know what, about everyone is.. just alright.

    Period

    Sat 2009/04/11 09:22:21 JST (ID #558447)
    reply to Tsun-chan's comment
  • tieria
    tieria in YOU BET (Registered on 2009/02/27)

    nice invention but i don't need this !!!

    Sat 2009/04/11 10:15:43 JST (ID #558501)
    reply to tieria's comment
  • lightningsabre
    lightningsabre in Vancouver (Registered on 2007/08/30)
    Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
    http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/

    Eeeh? Weird invention... some kind of face exercise thingy?

    Sat 2009/04/11 10:27:17 JST (ID #558513)
    reply to lightningsabre's comment
  • NPC
    NPC in Rocklin, CA (Registered on 2007/12/06)
    JR. College Student
    http://npc.talkingincircles.net/

    lol that contraption will only take away your 900 yen, it won't make you look any better or make women like you any more for that matter...

    Sat 2009/04/11 11:14:04 JST (ID #558550)
    reply to NPC's comment
  • Huligan
    Huligan in Hungary (Registered on 2009/03/20)
    Student & Working

    Eh, that Slim Mouth Piece device looks like a waste of 900 yen to me.
    The meaning of attractive to me is not all about looks. Of course looks DO matter, but you can counter your not-so-good-looks with a good personality. I mean I'm not that good looking, but since I can't be anyone else, I accept myself to be who I am, and somehow this leaves a good impression in other people too.:)
    As a teenager I was called a homo many times.:) It's also strange that since I grew my hair, people never called me a woman nor a homo again.:D The world works in the strangest ways I guess.

    Sat 2009/04/11 12:07:56 JST (ID #558594)
    reply to Huligan's comment
  • Tequila
    Tequila (Registered on 2008/08/26)
    http://www.nanyate.biz

    My god, look how wide it gets! what slim mouth? they should call it wide mouth piece

    Sat 2009/04/11 12:27:41 JST (ID #558607)
    reply to Tequila's comment
  • tune-in-tokyo
    tune-in-tokyo in Tokyo, Japan (Registered on 2009/03/20)
    videographer / photographer
    http://tune-in-tokyo.com

    That's exactly what I was looking for. Great find Danny!

    Sat 2009/04/11 12:56:27 JST (ID #558616)
    reply to tune-in-tokyo's comment
  • Peter von Frosta
    Peter von Frosta in Germany (Registered on 2009/03/17)
    Worker Bee

    I was under the impression that - for males - an androgynous look was considered to be "good looking". Wouldn't this device achieve the exact opposite?

    Anyways, lost 28 pounds since the beginning of the year and I do in fact like how I look like now :D

    Sat 2009/04/11 12:57:34 JST (ID #558617)
    reply to Peter von Frosta's comment
  • Evil King
    Evil King in Vlaardingen, the Netherlands, Earth (Registered on 2007/12/18)
    Student and full-time otaku

    Why isn't there a 'so-so' answer in the poll? I just can't seem to answer a fullblown 'yes!'. Still, I don't think i need a mouthpiece like that though ^^;

    Sat 2009/04/11 13:12:25 JST (ID #558632)
    reply to Evil King's comment
  • Delindil
    Delindil in So.California (Registered on 2009/02/17)
    初音ミク命

    You know I don't think I've ever heard the comment "he needs to slim down his mouth."
    Perhaps I just have a naturally slim mouth (unlike the rest of me) so it's never been said.

    Sat 2009/04/11 14:23:42 JST (ID #558671)
    reply to Delindil's comment
  • shalala
    shalala in london (Registered on 2009/01/29)
    For 8 weeks im a NEET

    I don't see how this works and what its meant to do. I wish i looked girly.

    Sat 2009/04/11 14:50:21 JST (ID #558688)
    reply to shalala's comment
  • Sat Nav
    Sat Nav in england (Registered on 2009/04/01)
    anime + games collector

    would be scary after using it for a while. imaging waking up and givin ur wife a heart attack because of it. so no way hosay

    Sat 2009/04/11 15:38:14 JST (ID #558707)
    reply to Sat Nav's comment
  • 6pack
    6pack (Registered on 2008/03/20)
    browsing the nets
    http://otakuposts.blogspot.com/

    Hey that's great! A bullworker for the mouth!!
    JAUD
    (Just Another Useless Device)

    Sat 2009/04/11 16:33:26 JST (ID #558739)
    reply to 6pack's comment
  • Sabekuji Kaneda
    Sabekuji Kaneda in Parañaque, Philippines (Registered on 2008/06/21)
    Mechanical Engineering student
    http://sabekujikaneda.multiply.com/

    You know what, I want people to say that I look like a girl. I wish I had that kind of look x_x

    Sat 2009/04/11 17:08:27 JST (ID #558769)
    reply to Sabekuji Kaneda's comment
  • Rusting
    Rusting in South Texas, USA (Registered on 2009/01/06)
    Injured

    ROFL! TexMex is the local language here. Just chew gum, lots of it 2 packs at a time to exercise the jaw. But if its not sugarless one could have more than just outer looks problems later.

    Sat 2009/04/11 17:50:52 JST (ID #558804)
    reply to Rusting's comment
  • Argyle
    Argyle in Toronto, Canada (Registered on 2008/12/23)
    Otaku Programmer/Gamer/Artist/Photographer
    http://argylebolivar.wordpress.com

    WHAAAA.............>__<

    Sat 2009/04/11 18:31:05 JST (ID #558859)
    reply to Argyle's comment
  • MAsia
    MAsia in NERV HQ, Tokyo-3 (Registered on 2007/01/14)
    Supreme Commander of NERV Co.

    looks safe..I guess

    Sat 2009/04/11 18:38:13 JST (ID #558870)
    reply to MAsia's comment
  • Degra
    Degra in Canada (Registered on 2008/12/04)
    Student

    would you be able to eat after using that? ...sounds like a useless product to me

    Sat 2009/04/11 20:45:37 JST (ID #559023)
    reply to Degra's comment
  • mrgetalife
    mrgetalife in NY,NY (Registered on 2009/01/12)
    Cleaning Foxkeh's Cage

    Hopefully that company's not using anything toxic.

    Sat 2009/04/11 21:13:54 JST (ID #559052)
    reply to mrgetalife's comment
  • silentkey
    silentkey in Singapore (Registered on 2008/01/24)
    Student, Uncle & hopfully a good husband..

    That would make braces look great...

    Sat 2009/04/11 21:41:01 JST (ID #559082)
    reply to silentkey's comment
  • junq man
    junq man in former superpower (Registered on 2007/08/17)
    working to pay for figures etc.
    http://spacejunq.deviantart.com/

    My face looks "lived in" and I'm happy with that.

    Sat 2009/04/11 21:59:31 JST (ID #559089)
    reply to junq man's comment
  • darktek13
    darktek13 in Utah, USA (Registered on 2008/02/03)
    Looking for work again
    http://flickr.com/photos/darktek13/

    My good looks are about all I have going for me :)

    Sat 2009/04/11 22:54:36 JST (ID #559112)
    reply to darktek13's comment
  • WiseFreeman
    WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory (Registered on 2007/11/07)
    Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
    http://dannychoo.com.my

    Face jaw slimming product.................................

    Sat 2009/04/11 23:25:13 JST (ID #559146)
    reply to WiseFreeman's comment
  • mrcliff
    mrcliff in Texas (Registered on 2008/11/07)

    wow just wow.lol

    Sun 2009/04/12 01:43:31 JST (ID #559242)
    reply to mrcliff's comment
  • litokid
    litokid in Toronto, Canada (Registered on 2007/11/25)
    university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
    http://www.vimeo.com/longhim

    I'm pretty sure the only effect this product will have is mental. It's all in how you see yourself.

    Interesting that a greater percentage of guys don't feel they're attractive compared to those that do, while more of the female users on DC think they're attractive than those who don't by a silm margin.

    Sun 2009/04/12 02:29:48 JST (ID #559299)
    reply to litokid's comment
  • Iahel
    Iahel in Hikari no Machi (Registered on 2008/12/08)
    Student
    http://muketsu.wordpress.com

    one more useless japanese invention.
    but they're happy finding time to do a ridiculous stuff like this.

    Sun 2009/04/12 11:10:28 JST (ID #559782)
    reply to Iahel's comment

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