FLIP HOLE レビュー

this is so wrong and pathetic in so many levels. after reading that article my head hurt so much I had to smoke a cigarette (after almost a year of quitting). Record video of the dolphin waxing process? no thanks.

We could have been curing cancer, improving nanotechnology, achieving perfect trans-humanistic goals but no, DNA missile launchers have to come first.

i am in now way a prude, but this is pure bollocks...

That's a weird *toy* but it looks cool; definitely I'd buy this one for my dolphin, I'm sure it'd make him very happy lol.

It's amazing what can be done inside a little piece of rubber.

lol!! this thing will revolutionize the world~XD

This is sooo wrong

When i saw this article i was really afraid that danny was going to post an actual "Review" of it LOL. That would certainly mess up my morning.....or so i thought, bcoz in my not-so-good judgement i decided to watch the kanojotoys video. 0_0

the SOUND!! DA SOUND!!AAARGH!!

I wonder if one of these could be installed in a ganmen cockpit to be deployed in those emergencies where one's spiral power is waning.

I need a drink, something very strong... this is wrong.

I feel dirty just reading this review...

Anyways, wow! This thing is amazing actually, and I have to admit I'd like to have one... *blush*

You make everything sound funny, Danny! Maybe you'll give away one, righ right?

A rather entertaining post lol. Though quite a bit was imagery, I don't really have a good grasp on how it works.

Danny I dunno if I should believe all of your review... LOLOL

Yes.... because curing cancer is something people making masturbatory aids would in general be smart or ambitious enough to do. Anyway, nice spoof review Danny. It's kinda funny that you're faking so many technological features to "review" on something that I was shocked to find out (after your original post on this), isn't even motorized, for $99.

you are joking with the accessories right?
anyway about the question I'd rather receive sony products. ^^
btw looks like Melissa Seraphy is ready for carbon freezing by tenga fliphole. ^^

i am confused....
what is true and not..
maybe the soap part is real...let me save up my soldiers the nex time i wax dolphin

hooo, must buy this when I visit Japan this august hehe

thanks for the review~

This is a weird product...
Maybe the weirdest I ever seen...

LOL it can make soap, wooo! Watched the video and I have to say it makes really funny noises... You could pass it it off as some type of new instrument or something LOL

Greatest thing since sliced bread.

Wow.. lol. First thing I thought about the soap making part was, "What dolphin waxer would use that soap after knowing where it came from!?"

Entertaining to say the least, heh.

I'd say I'd rather have a supply of figures. I'm not much into gadgets and what not, and well.. I don't have a dolphin to wax. So figures for me!

OK...

That was wrong... jus... just wrong.

This is crazy on so many levels. I swear the Japanese are something else. LOL SOAP!!!! NASTY Gotta Luv It

LOL you are just pulling our legs that it comes with USB.

Nontheless it was entertaining.

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oh man, i'm laughing through the whole post

sry 4 spam

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I couldn't stop laughing while reading this review... Simply a Fantastic read ^^. Thanks for the laughter as always!
The Kanojo Toys video was also great, especially the sound effects lol. Really sounds like a dolphin!

Yeah.. I'll skip the foam soap... But besides that it's a pretty great dolphin caring tool! I wouldn't mind having one anyway...

That was a very funny review. I love the parts about using headphones and a usb connector.

you gotta be kidding me ~_~
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For some reason i had this huge grin when i read this post.

obligatory THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!

my mind is just blown away that this thing can actually make soap out of our fluids...that is just WOW

I liked the older health product better --_--

I should travel the world and throw a pie in everyone's face for selecting "I want free Sony products for life!".

I have had so many problems with Sony stuff that I generally try to avoid it- especially with their infamous "internal shutoff timer".

Since I don't own many figures (just Ignis, sadly) I would choose to get a figure a month perhaps ^^.

save the 99USD. your(her) hands are free. ('~')

Men sure take good care of their dolphins.

LOL....great review Danny! Nanocarbonition...that's indeed a rare material, it is suppose to be THE material that will save us from the fossil fuel problems we have =p too bad it's so had to mine for....(at least that's what i was told during my material science classes) =p lol
On another note, free figures and/or sony products would be awesome!!

best writeup ever

I'd very much rather have a lifetime supply of figures and/or Sony products than any Tenga product.

Definitely on my wishlist, must buy when I visit Japan in August

ROFL Danny, you forgot to mention it's also a cold fusion reactor. :P

Anyways, I swear I would get one if I could... and if it wasn't that expensive...

I mean, seriously, I already spend lots of time on pr0nz and stuff... why not something like that?

And it does make a nice lamp too. [:P]

omg this is too too too....(cant think of a word). They can read data know and also charged Ipod........finally waxing doest waste resources anymore!

This is simply too much.
Tenga products are ok, but with this things are getting little bit exaggerated.

While this is somewhat interesting item, this is something I will never buy it in Japan -_- I'm glad they don't sell this at Akiba and other places I usually go...

Someone want to help me off the floor? I fell down there and rolled around some laughing so hard at this review. What's worse is someone asked me why I was laughing so hard. Talk about an awkward moment.

Male version of the vibrator O_o
The soap thing cracks me up... LOL
Also reminds me of a scene from a korean flick about a guy fying his soap to eat (since soap approximates egg whites because both have proteins) Disturbing funny...

this really a great invention ... and ..lol, those USB port are cool ...

Wow.. This is so wrong..

But hey, look at the bright side, at least you have a gadget to do it for you.. XD

LMAO! I loved this "review". xD And wow, so many people taking it seriously O.o, like it really does any of those things.. it was made for a single purpose, I'm sure, lmao.

Haha - excellent review! I was kinda worried i would see several pictures of you in a dark room, hugging a dakimakura with this thing stuck to your lower half saying 'its gooood', but instead, i got a very well written comedy review!

I especially like the pic of it with the USB wires coming out of it - very well done! Face soap - hahah!

Never really been a big fan of the term 'dolphin' for describing it though. I prefer the term 'cock'! Its to the point :-P

For a SEX TOY MASTURBATOR! That looks so complicated to use i rather get a Flesh Light no i prefer the real thing ;)

=)) Hahaha.. Funny...

LOL u made this post into some mecha anime. "This will reveal the docking interface port.".."Heat that is generated while waxing the dolphin is stored in this Energy Capacitor...." Oh wow.. Nice...

And oh, I rather use the froth to serve my guests cappuccinos or cream puffs..Yum yum to them, LOL to me >:D

Wow, if I were rich enough I'd buy this as a paperweight. Makes a nice tabletop item, and you'd be hard-pressed to find a more interesting conversation piece.

I totally lost you in the second half where you start talking about sensors and USB, Danny, I simply can't tell if you're joking or not! XD (Is the Tenga really that creepy, or are you just a great reviewer?)

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LOL!! Great comedy review Danny. ^^

As for the flip hole itself, it's on my want list.

Man, it's so wrong but it's so good to have the Flip Hole.
Hail Tenga for this product!

I totally did not understand anything... Now my head hurts

That's what I call an advanced way to take care of your dolphin. I suppose it's good to know there are things like these ^_^ Thanks for review

Lifetime supply with figures btw.

Lol! ^^

Well dolphin care shouldn't be neglected, caring for it several times a week reduces the risk of prostate cancer by a third.

You hear that Mr Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.

<switches on tenga>

Hehehe ! Poor Melissa !

Nice review, made my day. ^^,
It really seems like a small advanced alien thingy, I wonder if these sell well?

And, I would prefer figures over sony prod and the flip hole.

hmmmm....argggg....lol

Hmm interesting hehehe japan comes up with some crazy stuff. Imagine being caught by your gf and having that thing on your dolphine. "Ah honey im shaving?"

Sony pruducts, or figures. I have no figures but I would go for Sony pruducts and sell them to buy figures! HAHA Great and funny review.

danny, will this be one of the SAFS u will be giving away? kind of want. kind of... ('~')

mmm anyone knows if you can recharge your mobile while using it?

wow, it seems that you can.... really useful if youre in low battery

I love the way danny twisted the review of this flip hole

LOL.....

btw, a friend of mine is dying to have this ^^;;

seriously man, i wouldn't mind using it if i had one.

I don't have a dolphin, but this makes me wish I did just to use this thing!

.....wouldnt mind one of these...although i have a person that looks after my dolphin :D

lifetime of figures....O_O that sounds good...although, lifetime of sony products..... a new HD TV every month, with a PS3 WOW!

so... the million dollar question. you like it? ^^

somehow i get it...,somehow i don't
what i get is...
never use unknown soap given by unknown person.....?('~')

so it can recharge psp 2...?
wish i had a dolphin......><

ha ha ha! really funny review. what a creative imagination you got Danny.

btw i'd like a lifetime supply of free figures. atleast i'd have something to appreciate instead of making soap every few days ;)

I'm lost in the technobabble... i interpreted it as a missile test chamber. >_< But seriously, the cost of one is so cheap, how are they going to make up for the research expenditure? Can't imagine this getting mainstream...

This review must be done for April Fools. LOL

Furthermore, Danny you forgot tell us about your personal experience whit this gadget. How was it?, are you satisfied?, come on don't be shy^^

Actually, I'm more curious about the desk calendar in the picture with the visual patterns being displayed on the monitor. Where is it from? Looks very moe (and isn't it on the wrong month - August?) I'd love to get one myself, if only for the images XD.

Finally! A reusable unit! Now i can keep my dolphin happy AND save the earth.

Captain Planet would be proud. *tear*

These people have a bit too much free time.

Amusingly complicated gadget just for getting one's rocks off. Free figures for life are pretty tempting, but getting any Sony gadget on command is just too awesome.

Seriously, If only there were users and write their thoughts about this product then I wouldn't be coming here and comment. (This is not a useless comment.) ^^;

Thanks Danny! I hope you get a commission somehow for this dolphin loving device as I just bought it two minutes ago. Goodbye $99 Hello Flip Hole!

WTH?

Ah I get it... it's a new kind of thinking cap.

The amount of high-tech astounds me. Too bad I have no acces to the fifth moon xP

LOL, this article is fun!!
For those who don't know what flip hole is might believe it. XD

I would love to get free life time Sony stuff and sell them and buy figures. =P

Crazy review is back!
Was really fun and light reading, but I think a few thousand brain cells of mine died in the process.
And didn't watch the video, thank you still. XD

Nice made-up story, I always love your sense of humor ^^

Wasn't that IKEA cabinet light under the Flip-Hole, nice lava lamp though ^^;

OMG If I had a dolphin I would totally wanna try one. The insides look intresting. Kinda like what the outside of some Vibrators look like.... btw, if a boys is called a dolphin, what is a girls called?

OMG... what will your wife think about this Danny?

but there is a man who test every flip hole personally???

is all of that realy necessary? Honestly, only Japan can make fapping high tech

lol a high tech dolphin polishing kit

What I'm wondering is...if the soap it generates is biodegradable. I'm about to go camping is why.

And is there risk of electrocuting my dolphin if the frothing gets to wild and overflows?

I never thought i would ever enjoy such a "spoofy" review. Nice one danny~! ^^ !

HAHAHAHA Awesome review, Danny. I LMAOed so hard lol. It's a great device for your dolphin needs ^^ but I would rather have sony products ^^

hahaha...very cool review danny...i like how u integrated all that technology...

it will be awesome to get a life-time supply of sony products >_>

i lol'd at your last few comments (usb, charger, etc.), nice but on cigar XDDD

what did your wife think when you have that in the house and "playing" around with it in the name of a review? XP

Simply LOL! I'm at a loss for words with this one.

where are the ero games ?

Thats weird... Who needs that kind of things? Hand is your best friend. :P

wow, Great machine!!!

Looks nice, but for 99 dollars, I think that I'll stick to the old fashion ways ^^

Anyway, nice review, and so bad the energy capacitor, I can't imagine the how much energy we could produce this way !

definitly the sony products :D

I lol'ed. Great review, as usual. XD

Lifetime supply of figures for me, I'm afraid. Although it does make a very "interesting" decorative item...

Can the USB connection be utilized to display the internal activity of the flip hole in *real time* on a netcam connected to NetMeeting?
Or can it be saved to a hard (oops) drive for a later up-load (oops again)?
X=})

*gulp* I am wordless! %)

The instrument of pleasure!

what is the world turning to? lol

Gee, if you don't like reviewing these awsome dolphin toys, just send em to me.
I happen to enjoy and collect 'em.

...it took me forever to realize you didn't mean a physical Dolphin. Like, sea creature health care. -_-' I didn't realize men called their own penises dolphins.. lol. So this device is meant to jerk you off? Why could I not follow all of the crazy subtle analogies! Sigh. Anyway, I don't think this product is *WRONG* like everyone says. If it keeps men from doing worse things when they're horny, then why not. Besides, it's cheaper than taking a girl on a date, huh? (Just kidding guys.)

:D LOL (especially the soap stuff)

Hmmm.. Hard decision but since i probably only need one Flip Hole, i'd have to go with figures (for my movie's) and maybe even sell some extra unneeded figures FOR a flip hole or lubricant for it... but i'm DEFFINATLY saving up for this...

I wish I had a dolphin just to wax it with this product, honest ^^

i already have mine, its amazing, recommended to everyone xD

Yes very true it is amazing and also recommend it to my friends.

Wow

I think if I have money I'll give that to a friend.

Haha, although the soap thing bothers me

At least someone thinks about Man's needs.
I would like to have one for sure. Maybe I will ask my mom about buying this stuff as my 18 birthday present.

Just bought a new Sony Laptop, I'm very satisfied :P

*Dies laughing* I dont think My dolhpin would be satisfied with that, its a bit addicted to the docking stationon the girl friend.

Attributes:

+3 Lotion
+18 Shame
+9 Satisfaction
+1 Embarassment

-3 Charisma
-5 Stamina
-2 Attack
-$ Budget
-# Time

Odds of awkward situation if you live with others of blood relation. 92%

God I need to get one of those shipped here....

Wow...this looks scary.

figures, of course xD
sony can wait later

Someday, I might get one just for the novelty factor.

Yes, i love the Tenga Flip Hole

I would like one of those flip holes. I can realy releive me a alot of stress.

That looks painful.

This is a joke. Isn't it?
I mean this things:
Make real soap?
Cables for charging gadgs and send stats to PC?
There's no way that could be possible, OMG, if it is, i MUST go to japan. It's another universe!

Also so many things in there, it looks like a triturator :S

Really really shocked, I can't believe that thing can do all those things. Must get one and see it myself *.*

I think the introduction article make us more confuse after been read. ^.^

Does it really have all those features. If it's true, it's kind of weird but it's also kind of cool.

USB? Headphones? LOL that's some weird toy. Wouldn't the camera be blurred by the soap? >_<

thats gonna be my new future multi usage lava lamp

Too...many...euphamisms....can...no longer understand....the difference between....subtlety and outrighteousness.....

On another note, stupid Japan for overdesigning things. It looks like your dolphin would experience trauma and lacerations from the inside of that thing, not to mention how hard it would be to clean.

....Oh my God. It's USB powered. My only hope is that you were joking about the mini-cam.

(Danny, sometimes your interests in things creeps us perverts out.)

oshi- phones out of battery again...

Tenga is the most sophisticated and amazing device of all sex toys I've ever seen. I wish I were a guy to make TENGA a test drive ;)

WTF!!!! Thats just....freakyy....wowoowwowo >___<

If women got dildos, what's wrong for men getting tenga? You guys who think this is wrong, then you need a psychiatrist, really!

I was laughing pretty good until I got to "Folks who don't have a dolphin can also stick in figures...". Then I totally lost it! I'm so looking forward to seeing this hi tech dolphin waxer offered on JList. :-D

hahaha wow a flip hole? LOL!

And i would take Sony products for a free life time supply over figures and flip holes for sure! XD

There is the Black Tenga Fliphole