Flip Hole

Are u serious bout the Bluetooth n 3D version part?!? lol

my dolphin is so haPpy and excited...

The instructions are very inspired and claryfying Danny. Yet, whenever I see products like these, I always go @.@....

Dang I was a week late to get them! Though I have instead gotten it's siblings the one-shot Tenga.
=x

sorry not sure what this is even by looking at that tenga thing ?_?

holy smokes, reading this entry was like watching Star Wars simultaneously watching NatGeo's Survival of the Dolphin

nevertheless, i enjoyed this post..
if its easily available in stores i will definitely get it for the fun of it.

the most amusing post i've read on this site ever

This post made me lol. But I've always wondered about the Tenga...are they one size fits all? Your dolphin should fit comfortably in a waxing apparatus, wouldn't want it getting hurt.

I have no comment to make for this tenga device. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

This is probably gets the "Most Inovative Item of the Year" award :p

this will be the hottest item this holiday
"hey, guess what i got for Christmas?"

takes out credit card. ('~')

LOL WTF

the most inovative invention this year indeed. LOL

wonder why Japs really excels at inventing this kind of things... ;;

If the Japanese are so sexually liberated, how come they never make 'mistakes' ?

And Danny, your post is pure hilarity. I am yet to see someone who can discuss dolphins in such a straightforward manner :)

that dolphin is so cool.it guided the large sperm whale back to the seas away from the beach

Oh, Japan, they come up with the best tools for Dolphin Waxing. I'd totally buy this and try it out if I were a guy. Lol.

But this post is made of pure hilarity. I like the whole Dolphin Waxing concept thing you came up with. Haha. XD No one can make it sound as good and funny as you. LOL!

Tenga goes Sci-Fi?! Talk about so awesome it gives me a headache.
I guess I'm going to sleep well upon losing brain cells trying to understand the whole thing... I mean so relieved to know this will revolutionize men's lives.
The article on the cetacean and the whales was cute otherwise.
And... Best article on intimate practices ever. You've reached new horizons in terms of sheer randomness. ^^;

Oh great... Now my dolphin is begging me for details on this georgeous product...

Dolphin docking complete!
LOL, I wouldn't want this product...

Wow, this was weird. Japan can really do some crazy stuff.

$99 for unlimited use of an artificial female genitalia, indeed it's the bang for the bucks version of tenga!

It's kinda like how 8800GT 512MB is compared to 8800GTX. ^^

Btw, my Japanese tutor will be going to Nagoya in 1-2 days, and I asked him to get me a tenga, an oppai mousepad and a Shana mousepad. Maybe I should contact him to get me this new version of tenga, instead. ^^

Only manual operation are work for me.Adjustable speed on demand temp are right and it will be best if it not your own manual thing XD (^_,^)b

Danny Choo, you have the most amazing descriptions EVER!
I was:

Hahaha, haa haa, haaaa, lol, haha, lololol, aha... lol... (Nerd laugh)

Japanese Healthcare Technology at its best.

This is some kinda weird invention, and also a crazy one. How come Japanese people never think about their morals. And they also created things like this. They even created it with science!? I'm a bit confused.@_@

I understand that there are something that needs to be 'fulfilled'. Even I 'fulfilled' it sometimes. But...since I'm always try to keep my morals up, I would say no to Tenga and the likes.

...sorry to those who doesn't like my comments.

The diagrams make it look like a small manned spacecraft.

Lol! Love the way you presented this Danny. This might be a good give away/present, perhaps? >;)

If only it was around when I was visiting Akihabara last February, I would've bought one.

xD

Oh yes, this is a great invention. But wouldnt it lead to further population decline in Japan. It will sure come in handy by around 2100 (?) when earth starts to get overpopulated.

Even Dolphin waxing go high-tech....this is insane!!!

LOLOL this looks like real high tech stuffs. Looks like Tenga are serious in their R&D department.

But are you serious about the bluetooth LOL

wow... i'm speechless... never seen any of these at my region... plus.. i'm still under age... lol lol...

Best product description ever! :D

wow new tenga...
dolphin heath maintenance optimized with future tech...
*waku-waku, doki-doki*...

that is quite the piece of technology..

Holy wow! That is one very high tech stuff for dolphin waxing. I wonder how many are buying their stuff if they can invent something like this. Kudos to their R&D department. lol

They care about dolphins?
What about shark-hunting?
i guess sharks are not endangered species then..

LOL I cannot believe I actually read from begining to end even tho I don't need to err wax my dolphin LOLOLOL

Wow, I think $99 US is reasonable for something this high-tech. =D

I AM SOLD SIR! SIGH ME UP! ^o^

One should not fear the thermal detonator... ^^

@Cavalock Shame! Have you ever know Danny to lie!? ^o^

Wow... xD It's a very complicated looking high tech dolphin waxing care.. xD Going all star wars? xD

Wow, the future of male pleasure. I think those creators wants to improve their "dolphin waxing" technology over the limit!
BTW, looks complicated though.

I'm going to do it like the way the did it in the Stonge Age

Content is king... again. ^_^ There goes your google ad click through conversion for this topic.. ehehehehe. I still don't understand though, how does ones dolphin fit in such a thing?

wow high technology for wax the dolphin D=

what.. hand and lotion doesn't work anymore? D:

@Zyg: I guess if you have girly soft hands it would be fine. Mine are kind of rough. I prefer using my gf's dolphin waxing device, but this doesnt seem so bad.

Uo! Mabushii~!

It's....It's so beautiful. I feel like it's future times already.

took me a moment to remember the sperm whale thing @_@

"The most advanced item of technology in the Flip Hole chamber is the "Click Orb" that is made of material mined from the fifth moon orbiting the remote planet of Taurus." ROFL, classic.

....

looks like a high-tech male torture device, designed to whatever malicious intent to enhance or endanger ones *love spear*... XD

Excuse me?!? WTF lol

Yes we must all talk to our pet dolphins!!^_^

My dolphin no speak english... He isnt really talkative anyways, so its boring.
99$ is a really good price for something as innovative as this though. Too bad I am not yet 18, so cant really by this, unless thru someone else, which would be highly embarassing. When you think about it, should dannychoo.com be rated an 18+ website? ^-^

every part of this post is made out of EPIC WIN AND LOLZ

I think I'm gonna get one if I can find it when I got to Japan ^^

Do not want function to upload anything to youtube or even a wallpaper tool

Healthy future for Japan!!!

I can only LOL...

dolphin waxing has never been so sci-fi...

nice article Danny LOL...

Wow....Japanese people sure put a lot of thought into this stuff...

I have more important things to buy really...

Has anyone written a review in english of one of these Tenga products? Just curious because I think it's probably a waste of money...

Talk about going overboard....I think I'll pass and spend that dough on some PS3 video games.

I can't help but imagine all of the science and field testing that something like that would have required before it hit the market.

Then again, if I had the spare cash, I'd take the drive. FOR SCIENCE!

this = closer to dolphin stroke-able persocon
so the ammo for its "reload" is cheaper since this thing can withstand 1000 dolphin burst

lol?

I LOVE YOU JAPAN SO MUCH!!! ^_________^

アホだ、アホすぎる...。XD
また日本が妙な誤解を受けなきゃいいけど...

Best post I had ever read on this site. Simply laughing all the way while reading it.
*adds to shopping list for June Japan trip*

Japan is so amazing, :p, they have problems with killing too much whales but take good care of Dolphins :D.
Long live Japan xDD

Bother... I bought a couple of standard Tengas last month while visiting Tokyo, but these ones weren't available yet.

I've only used one of them so far, it definitely does a good job of putting a shine on one's dolphin with a minimum of mess...

I'm keeping the second one for a special occasion. (Thankfully my suitcase was not opened by customs upon returning, which could have led to an Austin Powers' style scene.)

I'm curious to the point.. that it almost seems cool. ^^; It just shows that design (art+science) can make anything seductive.

There should be a compartment that collects sperm whale specimens that can be sent away for impregnation. For serious. That would be the best conspiracy ever to amp up Japan's population.

Great invention. A little too high tech isn't it?

No wants one. Have to wait till I move out of the house... which might not be happening for another few years T_T

It was all still mildly understandable up till the "Quattro Wave" part. Then I completely got buried under the techno-mumbo-jumbo. Who would make a render of the dolphin and send it to Youtube?!?! I guess it's a hidden fortune that stage6 has gone.

I wonder if there's anyone on dannychoo.com who takes the translations for this space-age product LITERALLY...

after work today
and the many girls i have seen

i need one..

*pelvic thrusts*

Wow, this makes alot of devices feel so obsolete.. And WTF with the so high-tech names; Quattro Wave??

you made a typo Danny...

"wax ->thier<- dolphin"

otherwise this unit is quite innovative! does it give foot massages?

LOL, foot massages. How kinky Hayden... ^_^

Added to shopping list.

I wish i had a dolphin too. ;-;

I'm amazed. To think that somebody would actually make something like this.... I mean a dolphin should be cared for with love and the human touch.

@Mimi
well there is always the option of borrowing one.

Wow. Almost makes me wish I had a 'dolphin', they make such interesting things for them.

For the first couple of lines I did take it literally, and was baffled. I thought: "I had no idea the dolphin care business was so lucrative..." Then I got it and felt stupid. Oops.

This is quite a modern device for something so...easily serviced but I definitely have to buy this.

omg, how they invent it one o.O", it really was a great product..

Lucky dolphins, indeed. XD

It looks good,but I think it's no use for me.

Cha-la Head Cha-la?

SCIENCE!

One could get the idea, that waxing ones dolphin these days is more of playing a game console, i mean WTF it looks like a new WII controller.

I remember waxing dolphins as hard work which in the end would be very rewarding.

DO WANT.

$90!!! I think I'll stick to my hand cause its free...ugh*

looks very good stuff.

Its too small...;)

~OH SNAP!~

JAPAAN AKBAR! Only Japan is cool enough to make these things. coming from any other country would just be weird lol.

remember, waxing your dolphin is just like playing card games; "you usually do it on a table, and feel great shame afterwards"-LittleKuriboh, yugioh abridged series. lol

that is so wrong....yet so right....

So.... is there any way I can purchase this product with the Danny translation in the instructions?

umm wats a dolphin?

But I don't has a pet dolphin! orz