Cutie Doll

LOL, interetsing is all I can say. I can't see it coming in a discreet brown box when ordered on the internet so I think I'll leave it in the store.

Crazy imagination though the guys who come up with these dolls haha!

^O^

Can't stop

LOL! Love the sarcasm used in this post. Latest in Technology indeed!

Would prefer a hot real girl anytime

lol cant believe people put money into production of these things. Dont investors realize that these things arn't that good.

What the h...
I guess I prefer Candygirls here... If I don't have the choice.
"Evil spirit, begone!"

Windbell,
sarcasm? doko doko?!

EMULATION!!!
I'll pass. XD

Looks like the Cherry 2000 is doomed.

This thing is beyond creepy . . .

wooorddd....

blah... anyway, I thought this would be a pretty cool addition to your site/any gundam fan =3

http://www.hlj.com/top/App

Char hoodies! check them out =3... I might get one for shuffling... damn, it would be pretty interesting :P

Choo can't replace da wimenz!!! NOOOO!!!!

This is, I think, a little weirder looking than Candy Girl. Still liking Candy Girl more... looks more like a work of art.

this is quite wierd. almost as wierd as having real life idols don anime looks (pre-july post). I think candy girls will still remain as the top choice for people who care... not that i buy em.

ROFL
Even though it's creepy, ugly and weird... it's well, an upgrade (or should I say, a plugin) to tenga cups and... CUP NUDES.
Of course, for 10 times the price, Candy Dolls looks much better.

What I don't understand is this: Why don't they just use the already existing dakimakuras, insert addon *there*, and tadaaaa! A much better and cheaper rendition than this one.
And that idol blow up doll.

Shure you can't dress it, make it sit in chairs and create limited poses... but I don't see the fun of that.

I guess it's a matter of personal taste.
But I must say that this Cutie Doll "eyes" reminds me of one thing and one thing only: soggy granny tits. :P

I never thought I would say this: I perfer Candy Girls. Sigh. I hope my gf doesnt read this.

*Explodes due to 50000 damage*

LMAO! that was funny and scary at the same time... mostly funny

even if cutie doll comes with 1 yr free supply of tenga...i still need to choose candy girl - i will have to use my hand then.

A very funny review. I'm assuming these are only available online ... i couldn't imagine anyone buying one in person .... i find it hard to imagine anyone buying one full stop for that matter.

I shat bricks @__@

Still prefer SuperDollfie above all :)

Now that's just wrong.

For 50,000 yen not a bad alternative, really. Hmm, might even give it a try if I'm desperate (but I'm not) ^^

That's one hell of a scary doll.

Their "happy/surprised" facial expression either scares me or cracks me up...for some reason i cant decide between either. lol

Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! That all I can say.

WHY??????

I can hear the guys around me squeal and buy roundtrip tickets already.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!~ *runs away*

OH FUK >< I CAN'T UNSEE IT ><

i guess we could categorize this as the Poor Otaku's toy.

i'd rather buy Candy Girl than this lolz XDDD

Are you all insane?! this is real emulated emulation! top of the line next generation technology! Im sure it would even put aliens a thousand years ahead of us to shame with its technological prowess! Id totally take this over anything any day!!1! [/sarcasm]

That was the most brilliant review I've ever read Danny, I had my doubts but you've convinced me to get one today!

*shudder*

I have to say, it is a lot more affordable... in all honestly I'm frightened to know how many auctually sell.

I'ĺl save neither unless it's really far to the shore. In that case I'll pick the one with the best flotation potential.

BTW. that's just wrong and scary in so many ways including the fact that there will be people who would buy this.

*Blegh*Puke*Blargh*
OMG! DAMN! WTF! I hope nobody died when reading this post... Those pair of "eyes" sure are realistic...
Two words, UG-LY~

Err... this poor man's candy girl is definitely one of the strangest things I've seen on here. I have no words to describe what I just witness. Danny's sense of humor saves the day, but I'm still left speechless pondering "Why?!"

i felt like a part of me just died after reaing this post... o_O

Btw, Danny, best review... ever!!
And, worst product... ever!! XD

Why is the only thought that i have that this is pillowhumping gone to the extreme? T0T
how on earth can *mounting* such a thing be satisfactionary? :S
you made my noodles taste bad Danny XD.

This is scary... Maybe they will display these dolls at Nakano Broadway now, waaa!!!

you...are...joking...right? (sarcastically)

OH THE HUMANITY !!!!!!
*covers eyes and runs away*

technology ftw

1 word. WOAH

..and I thought the remake of Dawn of the Dead was scary. :D

NO CUTIE DOLL! Give us back our Candy Girl ( /ДT)

ck...ck...danny..danny..hehe, but the dool so cute..:">

The "blank DNA clone" is reaaally scary...

Awesome review Danny, loved it! :D

Can i let both drown and die a miserable death? Awesome. Lets do that.

ya i'll buy it. makes a good punching bag i suppose. ('~')

quite an ugly doll. people say they have nightmares about candy girls...not anymore! now the scariest thing on the market is a cutie doll!

If the Candy Girl was the Saber Miko Costume one which I saw in Asobit Chara-City Chara in Akihabara, I'll save it!

A Definite no go for the Cutie Doll, it scares me!! >

WTF!? I mean damn leave it to Japan to invent something ahhh interesting i guess? I can see why the birth rate is so low lol just kidding i guess. i guess these dolls could be for practice i mean nothing the beats the real thing right???

i think that's the worst thing I've ever seen

Am I the only one deeply disturbed by the setting in which some of these suggestive photo's were taken (schoolroom, children's playground)?

Wow. Sure beats those crude silicone things... for scaring birds off your cabbages, that is.

Ugh, look awful, like bags of potatoes or stuff... anyone can be excited looking a ting like that??

that doll fails

Uuuuhhh...

I seem to be the only one who thinks this doll has some attractiveness. ^^

I'd rather have the mannequins at boutiques than this.

move aside barbie! =03

@Gordon, that part of you that died was weak part, now you are stronger.

man, thats is one creepy and ugly looking doll, especially with the big boobs version :D

can i say scary, or wholesomely unattractive? I rather own a candy girl if i could afford it.

The way the eyes wobble after being fondled is downright disturbing...

When they're dressed they dont look as bad.... it's just the fact that they're basically a massive Yoodoo doll(see www.firebox.com to see wot Im talking bout, they were on dragons den)

wow..........this is just....disturbing

...although come to think of it itts much cheaper than the real thing and at least it wont slap you in the face if you say somthing wrong. lols =03

ok...japan is getting weirder and weirder everyday. I'm not even going to choose between the two in the poll. lol.

As if Candy Girls were not creepy enough, we now have something like this. The whole idea of just switching faces like that is just kind of creepy to me. It's like skinning a live person *Omg Texas Chainsaw D=*. Candy Girl is definitely better, but I wouldn't rescue either one. I say, decorate them a bit and they would be pretty good as Halloween decorations

Hardly a chobits persocom, this seems bit of an insult :P

hmmm.. haha wow.

That is sooo wacked in soooo many levels!!!! A doll that you can use for your imaginations desires...

OMFG

I completely LOL'd at the "multi purpose port" part... good one

XD XD XD

Still ROFLing...

scary scary scary, lol

I think the coverable blank face may be a drawback... doesn't it feel stranger to have a box full of faces and body parts than several candy girls sitting around your room?

Hmm, I think the customers would "turn" them off due to it's appearance.

that is sick.
that thing looks like an underage kid.
me thinks that this is a scam to catch pervs!!!
or, at least use it to catch pervs!!!!!!!!!!
gah.....

Candy Girl- Realistic, Functional, Quality Product, Unique.

Cutie Doll- Stuffed, Very unappealing, detachable face(eww).

Thats all that I can think of for right now. Although Im never gonna buy either one of these dolls (not into that kinda stuff), the Cutie Doll just cant compete. For the 4 percent that said they liked Cutie doll over Candy Girl you should do this:
1)Buy a bag of cotton.
2)Print out all the different pictures of Mirri. http://www.dannychoo.com/mascot/eng/
3)Velcro any picture of Mirri you want to the bag (they are all swappable).
4)Cut a slit at the bottom.
5)Have you way!!

This will save you 4%'ers a whole bunch of money. Enjoy! :)

Bricks were shat.

hmmmm, I don't think you call it "Cutie" at all.

D:

w-what???

OTL

lol of epic.

Man, looks cheap and creeper at the same time. Its looks wrong in the first place. XD

これは凄い！ｗ

Upon first seeing this, I thought it was a joke. Sadly, they try to market such a lousy product not even worth the price. I can sew sh*t better than that, and I can't sew.

Holy crap LOL XD I guess these are for the NEETs / Otakus / Hikikimoris(sp?) who can't get laid eh? =(

WTF?!?! LOL!

thanks japan

feakin weird and sick
ill take 2 jk :P
that would be nasty like 1/10,000 of
2 girls 1 cup but thats still very nasty and its deformed like micheal jacksons nose

These people are sick! Why does the sex doll have to look like a little girl???!!!

Freaks xD

A W E S O M E

is all I can say to this post rofl.

INTERESTING~~!!
too much work to make it perfect.

doll = epic fail

just pay a few hundred dollars at the corner and get yourself a real girl! lol

dolls will never be able to replace real women, XD

candy girl forward XD

Win.

Hahaaha, HOW ATTRACTIVE, Y/Y?

*bleaches eyes*

Not a real doll.

NOooo......

Where's the bleach again, I got to wash my eyes.....

I will rescue neither.
Seriously both are too much for me.

Item = scary! ~hides under desk~
But the review is really funny. Wonder if they sell o lot of these.

Wouldn't it be better to invest in humanoid robot technology instead of that crap?

Candy Girls don't scare me but Cutie Dolls do...horribly.

"Looks and feels like real cloth." Lol.