エヴァンゲリオン アスカ

So luck I had to refresh the page. I just finished eating a Reese's Peanut butter cup before the images loaded. *whew*

Oh dear lord. This is the first time that I saw such a figure like this.

What kind of human being would have a figure like this?

The world is sick.

Japan is sicker.

Wow, I agree, who would even want to buy this? If my friends came over and saw me with this they'd be like "WTF!" for weeks. Its just weird in general and it made me almost want to throw away my Kit-Kat bar.

i love this!!!

Wow lol. Out of all fetishes I've seen, that's gotta be the weirdest. Also, that looks like a modded version of... this figure:

http://www.tmpanime.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=1899

Interesting to say the least. My parents would probably be more comfortable with me having cast off figures on my desk than "Bathroom Asuka." ^^;

that's a healthy sized coil...i hope this isnt officialy liscenced or anything...

Well.......
If this doesn't reach an all time low, I'm not sure what does!
Funny, I'm craving a Snickers candy bar all of the sudden!

Now this is something I didn't expect to see.... Japan's creativity knows no bounds!

*facepalm*

How odd....

This is an EXTREMELY niche figure....

She's doing an awful big 'jobbie' for such a wee (no pun intended) gal!

Mmm..you usually pee, THEN take a dump. To take a dump AND pee at the same time...LOL.

lol, I think it's pretty cool!
...not that I would buy it, mind you, but the figure is very wellmade (or very well-modded, as pointed out by kintaro) ^^"

ah, so that figure appears again. For those worried among you, it's a custom job so you won't find it in some shop. still, some ppl have way too much time on their hands...

Nice figure hack.
Taht's why i like dannychoo.com. You never know waht's on the next post.

I was going to post something witty, but I'm at a loss for words...

I love that there's grunge at the bottom of the toilet. That's got to be the funniest figures I've seen in a long time.

hmmph!Bwarghh!*puke

I just lost my life...

Continue? No!

HOLY SH1T I CANNOT UNSEE IT! JAPAN, YOU ARE INDEED SUPERIOR WITH MIND RAPE!

CAPS LOCK IN CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

this is just as bad as 2 girl 1 cup

Lol, gross...I thought you were going to show ero pictures of an Asuka by Goodsmile lol.

...That's just entirely gross....
Get outa here!!

that is so sick.....I just ate my breakfast and this asuka.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh God i can't breathe.
wow, that is unbelievably hilarious. awesome (and disturbing) find, danny.

My sanity just flew out of the window. Forerunners save me.

that would be a really long and wide piece of poo

Made me laugh REAL hard... But the fun is over... I almost want it just to shock people and have it as a coffee-table piece to start conversation... Yes, I think I'll place it right on top of Der Mond >)

yum =x

thats a very large dang i say...
what have you been eating Asuka??
i guess you dont have close-up pictures of her huh danny

ouch...
honestly...

but the top picture... is that Asuka? That looks more like Kagalli with Asuka's suit on...

That's pretty hot.

err... (first time ever that I am so disgusted I have nothing to say)

sort of want? :S

*speechless*.. that's just so wrong @_@

LOL! I already saw that some time ago...
I'd love to have it. Specially because you can just turn it around, and only catch people who messes with your stuff.

I'd love to see their reaction.

Asuka is a human being too you know, she shits and pees as everyone else.

Wait a minute

Lucky I wasn't on my favourite laksa today. orz

Huh...I was expecting the usual cross-dressing pictures. What a surprising turn of events....Good thing I slowly scroll down the page this time. Once, i saw Asuka crouching like that I pretty much knew what the rest was.

Nothing much to comment on that figure. But who hell were the 17% of people who voted "yes"? I hope they were just joking.

Well... now... that's quite interesting... It's a good thing it's the middle of the night and I'm not doing anything else. Good thing I don't get grossed out easily either... Honestly though. If it's just the pee I'd get it... but with the poo, it's just too much lol.

O.o What the hell am I saying?!?! I blame end of daylight savings time for making me stay up this late XD

well i was expecting mirai's head to cover it and a "click to see full picture" option... >_<

That is the grossest "figure" I've ever seen.

I was JUST watching Evangelion (for the first time, on ep 15). What a great series, can't wait to see the new movies.

...Man, stab me indeed!

Look at the size of that brown-trout!!! For a small girl she can crimp off some serious length.

Another figure for fetishes, I take it?

Bleh...there's always something for everyone. =

Only in Japan, man. Only in Japan...

interestin and creativ but not my kind of figure. i'll skip or ask danny to stab instead.

I am at a lost for words....

My god, horrible stuff, this people have serious mental sick...

what the...

wow Danny mention laksa!!! My favourite local food here...

WTF!?

wow.......... horrible..............

yes please...stab me in the eyes!

LMAO!!! You know the only reason why I love this figure is because I *HATE* Evengelion, this only emphasizes my point that the show is crap. xD

. . . *cry*

What the hell? That is very disturbing...WHO THE HELL THOUGHT OF THIS?!

that is just so wrong on! >_

shitting and peeing at the same time... what a talent :P

O_o ...Her stream of poo is oddly straight down. XD

BTW chun, shitting and peeing at the same time is far from unique.

@ E-Jump

I was pretty curious how Danny knew about laksa too. Went to his About page and turns out his father is Jimmy Choo. ^^; doh!

i wonder if you can rip the figure off and put her on a regular little chair...if so...would buy one! if not...pleeez stab me! would rather not add a crapping figure to my collection, thanx. ^^

Honestly, who makes that face during? If you look that happy when using the facilities, then something is wrong with you. Just like if you would want to own this figure. "so, what did you sculpt today?"... "oh, me? I sculpted poo!" ...."I .. I see... cough cough."

holy see through toilets batman!!.....that is just nasty!, who in their right mind would buy that??...ive seen some really unique figures in my days surfing ebay/hlj/ans 1999.co, but that takes the cake!....whichever company c.e.o sighned the ok for the figure like that has some issues!!

Dear Japan:

Sometimes I love you. Sometimes I hate you.

This is a moment when I hate you.

It is big feces

No , STAB ME NOW. Honestly who would want this? Besides the hardcore EVA fan

LOL figure XDDD

i'll flush that down the toilet XDDD

ahhahahha Cant believe someone actually done this.

I don't mind the first figure (wearing half the plug suit), but the feces is just an absolute no-no.

Danny: It's funny you mention Laksa

err.... i don't mind having that
a liitle modification will makes asuka shines again.
especially I need to get rid of the brown part in the bottom (>.

OtakuFuel and XSportSeeker have the right idea.

It's definitely not to my "taste"(;p), but it would be worth it for the shock value and lulz. XD

Asuka sometimes has to satisfy some physiological needs. But implying it would have been much enough already.
If one has such fetishes, well, enjoy.

Education made us be afraid of our own poo.
Quite crazy if you ask me, but I know a figure on the "porcelain throne" is not something I would appreciate. Far from it.

Why danny why did you post something like this! Now i dont want to watch eva since i just showed it to a friend and it got me in the mood to watch it but all i can think of is that picture. :( :( 2 sad faces for you Japan.

Wow, just wow, the only reason this is interesting is it's capacity as a commentary on Evangelion merchandising.

I'm a giant fan of NGE and a bigger fan of Asuka, but I would never get that figure.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE? Is the company that owns Evangelion Responsible? If not, what are the copyright laws in japan that allows this to happen! (This last statement neither confirms or deny the agree or disagreement of these figures.)

What... what... what... I may never want to touch another figure again...

AUGH!! MY EYES!!!

my lunch just went back into the bowl

=_= the world.... it ended... again...

some people seems to go too far.
bukkake on figure O.o 6yr old loli idol/model and now this very disturbing stuff

WTF?? Asuka shitting figure!!??