Embarrassing Moments

Can I offer to help her to cut off those troublesome strings? lol

as for my most embarassing moment will be...... confessing to a girl in front of the whole chorus club members, and get rejected when I was in middle school

=P ouch

I've tripped over nothing on the floor before, but I just don't even look at anyone who might've seen me and just act cool...

I was running down the hall once in high school and the doors open towards the hallway. I wasn't paying attention and a door opened up and I ran right into it. There were alot of people who laughed, but I brushed it off and kept running (I forgot where I was going). My glasses got bent though XD

Does leaving your zipper unzipped counts? XD

Hmm... accidentally got into someone else's car ^_^'
There are others, since I'm such a klutz, but most go unnoticed (thank God >.>) XD

Love the pic! ^_^

As for most embarassing moment, I'd have to go with running into a wall while climbing the stairs. I was in college, climbing the stairs to class when I suddenly lost control of my motor skills. I watched myself continue climbing while veering to the right. After seven more steps, I crashed into the wall. ^^;

At least I didn't veer to the left, though. I would've gone over the railing, then.

Hmm...my most embarrassing moment. I was playing American football with some friends one day and as I running to catch a pass, I ran into a parked car parked by the field where we were playing.

i got a class meeting that going to end at 2 PM, or so school scheduled
but they shorten it to 1 PM, since the teachers thinks there nothing to do anymore
the clock was at 12 afternoon & everybody seem to be bored, and pleading to go home

i do the honor by pressing the horn button at teacher's office^^
by 12:10 that day, every 1 in the school already getting out from school^^

i didn't press & run the button out of my teaches offices, i press and walk gallantly out from the office to the school gate LOL^^

ended up i get threatened that they will revoke my test permit if i did that again, the day after tomorrow ^^

slipped and fell down stairs (a few steps) kinda sliding upside down, my school uniform flipped over and revealing the corny shorts I was wearing lol in front of 2 juniors, it was quite painful but I quickly jumped to my feet and ran to my class after reassuring the juniors (i was in a girlschool) that I was okay cos one of em asked, I could tell they were trying VERY hard not to laugh LOL. ouch :P

I pray everyday to get in a situation like that... prayers not answered so far. T_T

Answering to someone else' question/call in public >.>
That's 'cos some people stare at me while calling or asking stuff which I then mistaken...

Most embarrassing thing that happened to me in public, I don't recall any >.> May a accidental stroke on a girls thigh when I walked pass in school (it was a tight corridor) and she, her friends were like, "omg, was that on prupose?!" etc... >.> guys thought I was a pervert...

I was at a wedding and needed to use the rest room which was on the opposite side of the common wall with the chapel. The toilet was one of those commercial jobs with the industrial flush and sound. After completing my business i flushed,(and washed) and headed back to my seat. The flush never stopped and the sound in the chapel was almost deafening. Everyone was looking in my direction and even the priest had stopped talking to the Bride and Groom! I had to return to the the rest room and wrestle with the handle to stop the flushing so the wedding could continue. The walk back to my seat was a long one.

dude omfg i did that also i ran into a clean glass panel door but i just act like that totally did happen and tell everyone i am ok and i need new glasses or something!1
and just the other day there was some guy who was biking and he just fell out of no where and he just made a big ass seen it was hilarious i tried not to laugh but it was to funny........ good times

Uhm once i opened a girl's dressing room (it said "vacant") and there was a guy changing in there.. stark naked.. it was quite embarrassing... >.> for him..

I wonder if I should tell another one?

Better to get it all off your mind. Who knows, maybe someone else shared the same experience.

I tend to trip going up the stairs, not going down. It's a pain sometimes.

Okay here goes, this is a big one...*takes a deep breath*

In high school, i was part of my school's marching band. During my senior year, while we were performing our half-time performance during a football game, the belt on my uniform snapped, causing my pants to fall down, and causing me to trip, and perform a faceplant. And this was caught in glorious video as we watched the performance playback after the game.

How the heck did those panties get caught in the door?!?!?0_o

During my old Highschool years I was involved in a fight, and after kicking the guys ass (like seriously ><) for some reason I burst in to tears. In front of a cheering crowd.

I think I was like 14 at the time.

Never quite lived that one down for next 3 years.

One time in elementary school I was at a science camp with my class and other schools. One night there was this jeopardy type game where people would go up and raise these cards with their cabin name if they knew the answer to the question which was based off of the things we learned earlier that day. I was a dreadfully shy person (well...and still am lol), and I had a turn up in front of the entire camp audience. I was so damn nervous that I was just rocking back and forth and not thinking of anything. When the guy asked the question over the speaker system, all I heard was... "booowoaroobowobwoowora" and I saw the people all around me raise their cards up and I was just standing there rocking back and forth.

when I got back to my group in the audience, everybody was like "wth man!!" and I was just like lalala...then I started gettin upset from all the questions and started sniffling in front of everybody, and the cabin leader took me away and we had a little talk while cryin a bit. When I got back everybody was like don't worry it's ok man...

felt like a fool -_-

First day at high school, my parents send me to a regular school in canada, when i couldnt speak any english! I felt really embarassed when the kids trying to ask me stuff but i dont know how to answer

It's hard to pick one story but I guess this one will do. I was walking down the hallway at school and 3 big guys came and picked me up and threw me into the girl's toilets and ran off. Luckily nobody was in there at the time. I just stood there and was like "wtf just happened?". I decided I should get back to class and when I walked out a few guys from my class walked by and they were like "what was you doing in there?"

My embarassing moment, When I was courting someone and we sat together while waiting for the next period of class I forgot to hide my pron DvD at home and while we are chatting if fell out of my bag that I forgot to zip.....She saw it and I suddenly noticed it when she looked down below.......sheeeshh........

I was going to my first class, I was gonna be late if I don't hurry. The classroom was located at the heart of the campus so no matter what route I take its gonna take almost the same time going there.

When I got there I looked inside and I saw my professor and saw the writings on the board that is for the class I'm taking. So I went inside took my seat on the back. What's strange is almost everybody is looking at me, when I looked at the professor she mouthed that I'm in the wrong class.

Turns out that I went to the earlier class with same subject and professor, It's only the second meeting of the semester so I didn't really know who are in my class. It was embarrassing at first but I didn't really care afterward (the subject's for first years and I'm already a fourth year).

I can't remember anything truly embarrassing because I'm the type that tends to laugh it off.

do you really see girls with their panty straps stuck in the train doors everyday?

Haha I walked straight into a glass wall once. I saw my friend on the outside, and in my hurry, I walked quite fast into the glass wall and with a huge bang. So everyone turned and look at me while i sat on the floor dazed.

How does panty get stucked in a door? Arn't they very tight to the body?, nice graphic anyway lol

A few years ago I almost walked into the guy's dressing room >.> Good thing my friends caught me.

Can we share other peoples stories? A friend of my Japanese teacher was giving a speech about human rights(something like that anyway), and she mixed up the word for for Human (Ningen) and the word for carrot (Ninjin.) Imagine the confusion that must have caused.
Carrot's rights people! Carrot juice is murder!

lol my embarrassing moment during high school- after a marathon run and a volleyball traning session -very tired btw, i was on a train standing during peak hour leaning against one of the poles and accidently fell asleep, standing up!!

this resulted in my knees folding in and basically kneeling on the ground upright, i remember the weird looks but i dont remember playing it off, i think i got up and pretended that nothing had happened lol - my knees ached like hell though

I think I already told you guys in a similar article somewhere what happened to me some years ago in highschool, but I guess I'll tell it again! XD

It was during highschool in my last year. Me and my friend were CAT (Citizens Army Training) officers and we were assigned to check every class room during recess, lunch and dismissal for students. Students are not allowed to stay in classrooms during these times unless they need to change to their gym uniforms for PE (Physical Education) class or, in the case of dismissal, the room is being used for club meetings. Anyway, it was lunch time and we were checking the 3 floors of the highschool building for any students.

We started from the top floor and work are way down, that way there wouldn't be any students who try to sneak pass us. The third floor was clear so we moved to the second floor. He was checking one side of the hallway and I was checking the other. I checked every classroom on my side until I reached the last classroom at the end of the hallway. Expecting that there wouldn't be any students inside like the other classrooms we checked and since the lights were off in the room, I just mindlessly opened the door and stepped right in.

There I was met with the scene of 20 or so 2nd year girls changing for their PE class after lunch. A few were already dressed while most were not. Then I found me and the group of girls staring at each other. It was for only a few seconds but it felt like it was longer than that. That was when I realized that I should just back up and close the door before anything bad happens to me. My friend saw me close the door in a very suspicious way and asked me what I saw. I told him what I saw of course XD

Most recently...I was going to my first English class of the day, and went into the wrong classroom! It was the second day of class, and I thought I was supposed to go to "368" instead of "268." It was so embarrassing...

The other "biggest" one was I was at the grand re-opening of a shopping mall near my parent's home. I went into a recently renovated store...and walked -right- into a huge glass wall. I completely missed the door. Then I realized that I walked where the door used to be. Hahaha. There was a DJ and everything in this store...so many people saw it...^^;

Well, my most embarrassing moment was in high school, in my class there was a Buddhist nun. She was chasing another of my classmates. Well to block her way, somehow I accidentally held her. Wonder what went through my head then, but as we were playing around, I just played fool and acted like nothing had happened afterward.

Another are moments when I forgot ppl's names, I have really bad memory for names.

In grade 5 swimming for school I was walking and talking to some girls I unknowingly wandered into the female changeroom with them. I didn't go far enough in to get into any trouble but it was still embarrassing.

Most recent public humiliation was when I was dancing at last year's halloween party in my Urahara (Bleach) costume...wearing Geta...and I tripped. C'est trés embarrassment.

LOL !!

I once walked into a lamp post.

In middle school i got on the bus with a blind guy. Eventually became friends since we had some classes together as well. A couple time is "accidentaly" ran him into cute girls not looking. Always good fun... he sure didn't mind.

mmmm, ya'll be havin som bad mis-haps.

But Ive got one.
So freshman year in high school, and Im going to my very first party, right?
D.J., free food and everything. So, I happened to be the only
"black" person at the party,
when this song "pop, lock and drop it'
comes on, everyone expects me to do the
dance that comes with it (wich includes a series of bending
ones knees in a sitting on the nippon toilet
position, and slowly bringing yourself up with a
swerve an a shake of the rear.).

so, in mid 'dropping' with everyone watching,
my brand new jeans (that were a size too big)
give out and rip split in half down to my knees.
did I mention everyone was watching?

So how do I leave the stage?
give everyone a smile and say
'Well Dayuuuuuuumm.'
then I proceed to leave with confidence,
because that day,
I was wearing cute pantsu.

mmmm, ya'll be havin som bad mis-haps.

But Ive got one.
So freshman year in high school, and Im going to my very first party, right?
D.J., free food and everything. So, I happened to be the only
"black" person at the party,
when this song "pop, lock and drop it'
comes on, everyone expects me to do the
dance that comes with it (wich includes a series of bending
ones knees in a sitting on the nippon toilet
position, and slowly bringing yourself up with a
swerve an a shake of the rear.).

so, in mid 'dropping' with everyone watching,
my brand new jeans (that were a size too big)
give out and rip split in half down to my knees.
did I mention everyone was watching?

So how do I leave the stage?
give everyone a smile and say
'Well Dayuuuuuuumm.'
then I proceed to leave with confidence,
because that day,
I was wearing cute pantsu.

Oh god, there are too many things to count...

One of the good ones was when I drove a go-kart for the first time ever. I believe I was in like 5th grade or something. But on the very first lap, I drove the kart right into the wall on the last turn. The kart actually drove up the wall and got stuck on top of it. They had to wave the red flag to stop everyone on the entire track while they helped me off the kart and cleared the "wreckage".

My brother and sister were also racing at the same time, and when they made everyone stop, they looked around to see what the problem was, only to see me see sitting in my go-kart hung up on the wall of the track... I didn't hear the end of it for the rest of the entire vacation, and they still bring it up to this day and laugh at me about it... It was the first, and last time, I ever drove a go-kart... ;_;

I went out with my date the whole day and only came to realise that I've forgotten to zip my fly when I enter the toilet for the first time of the day.

A couple years ago my friends and I were playing tag for something stupid and fun to do. I ran back to base and ran straight through my screen door. Fun.

Speaking of trains...

It was raining a lot when I was in Osaka this summer. One day when my wife and I where rushing to catch the train I slipped just as we reached the train. As you can imagine I went diving into the train. I grabbed the pole near the door and landed on my arss. Amazingly I didn't hit anyone on the train. Chances are the salarymen seen me coming and all stepped to one side as I entered. ^o^

My wife was so nervous that she started laughing at me... T_T It was kind of funny... Would have made a great scene in an anime...

I once walked into a stop sign in plain daylight, on main street in my hometown. It hurt too. Got a lot of laughs. Learned not to walk and get into deep thought.

Not as bad as most of the people here, but since we were asked about running into glass windows...Twice. Once just a week ago on campus, but there was no one around so it was just my pride that was wounded.

The other - we were filming at a sporting goods store. Since it was a high school student film and we only needed one shot, we didn't ask for permission. The shot was of me running out of the store. The doors were automatic, sliding glass ones and I misjudged their speed - ran full speed at them and couldn't stopped in time. Knocked BOTH of them off their hinges. The cashier came out and we ran like hell. ><

Of course, the entire moment was caught on video. We showed it to the entire school at the end of the film as a blooper.

hmmm....the girl look so nice.......as for the question, my embarrassing moment would be tripping and falling on my face FLAT in a shopping complex with everyone looking =.=

My first hi-jacked thread! I feel so honored.

how about getting your head stuck by the train door before when you want to peek outside? it took me a while to get out from the closing door, an unknown cute girl is helping me in in the process while the whole carriage and platform is watching you.... im too embarrassed to ask the girls name and get off at the next station...

Well, I also have experience like hitting myself in a glass door or lamp post but I tend to forget those. Well, one embarrassing moment I remember is that I cried in front of the class right after a biology test(as in just after giving the paper back) back in my high school because I barely answered the questions(that time I'm not used in having test failures -__-). The whole class saw it but good thing I was ignored... I guess. ^^ My bio teacher comforted me and also my friends after that. But a day after, my friends endlessly teased me about that. ^^;;;

I am bound to do something embarrassing at least three times a month, being the attention-seeking guy I am.

having my fly open (forgetfulness) and i think another common one that most people will face is calling out or tapping the shoulder of someone whom u think u know but turns out the person is a stranger.

I was at this amusement centre at Surfer's Paradise, Australia. Think it's called infinity. There were maze-like rooms inside and there was one where it was full of mirrors. I camped at the door waiting to scare my friend. I did that properly but when I turned to run away, I ran straight into a mirror. I swore it looked like a straight route ahead! It was damn painful and I wonder whether the people manning the security cameras saw anything!

HAHAHA you guys have some funny stories!!! The three most embarrassing that I have (the ones that are similar to these) are all the result of my staring at a gorgeous girl.
[1] Walked right into a parking meter. A bunch of people laughed and said, "I saw that!" "What were YOU looking at!?"
[2] Had to slam on the brakes in my and screech to halt to avoid slamming into the car ahead of me at a stoplight. The girls I was looking at saw what happened and laughed at me; some other people walking nearby laughed too.
[3] I walked into a huge pane of glass (the door was also all-glass, but was 1.5 meters to my right).
haha! ^^

I have had many embarrassing moments, but a few stick out like a sore thumb...

1) Middle school: I was chosen out of the audience with a few others for a fund raising event and we had to listen to some music and name it...and I ended up naming the "Barney" song (for those who don't know, Barney is a purple dinosaur from a children education show) after that the whole auditorium roared in laughter...

2)While visiting a friends home that was still under construction: Me and my friend were trading pokemon on our gameboys (ah the good old days)...there was a sign board that we were walking towards and I didn't notice and my friend was short so he waked through, but I walked right into it...Our parents tried to warn me, but it was too late and all I heard was *BAM*...

3)Ran into a brick wall during a basket ball game because of chasing a ball going out of bounds and they had to make the side lines less than two feet from the wall, couldn't stop and was flat on the wall with a loud thud....I fell backwards like a cartoon character... I could hear the audience going "Ooooh"...now I know what Calamity Coyote in that Loony Toons cartoon feels like...

So many I forgot them all.

I have another one (though it wasn't myself this time)
We were like 100-150 school children waiting for the school busses to pick us up after school and a car decided to turn around on the road right in front of us. He should have turned 180 degrees but for some reason he turned like 230 degrees and had a frontal collision with a tree. Everybody started clapping and shouting stuff like "way to go" and "where did you win your driver's license". The tree never fully recovered through.

I sometimes bump into doors that clearly say 'pull' instead of 'push' ^^;

A Caucasian male walked by my friends and I on the streets and dropped a 2$ coin and continued on walking without knowing.

my friend told him that he dropped his coin, in english, while at the same time i yelled out in chinese "Why did you tell him, i wanted to pick up the coin!"

the man then replied to my friend back in Chinese, "Xie Xie" (thank you).

i ran away instantly, because i felt so bad OTL

I was in Italy this week and I went into a post office to get a stamp and I couldn't get out of the office :) It took me about 5 minutes to figure out that I needed to push the door rather than pull the door to get out. As I walked out the women in the Post Office laughed hysterically. :(

Alright, one of my most embarrassing moments came when I was going to tennis practice. I had shorts on and got out of my car near the park I was practicing at. My shorts had a button fly and it conveniently broke right at this point and my shorts dropped around my ankles. Luckily the only people to see it were a few homeless people near the entrance to the park. I hauled my shorts up and went to see my coach. He had a piece of twine that we used to make a makeshift belt to hold them up during practice. :)

Hmm..
Today I fell out of the subway on the way home. I don't know how.. because I'm pretty sure I lifted my foot when I was stepping out, but the subway was packed.. (Maybe someone tripped me -_-;;)

Actually, it was more like I flew out of the subway..

lol, didnt see anything like that during my train ride on friday. Have never seen anything that bad on the trains lol.
Embarrassing moments... I can't remember any offhand, must have blocked most of them out eheh

1) Asking out a girl and walked right into a glass door. Bust lip(blood) + smearing action as face hits glass = class

2) scoring a try for our rugby team, but oly just as i ran into the post and just put the ball down as i span. In front of a large crowd. Oh the stupidity!

Accidentally kicking my friends with my flying shoe when i want to score a goal..

Kinda owe him one tooth and lots of apology.. and watched by the whole secondary school lol

I wish more moments like the one pictured would happen...

There was one time I was walking around with my friend in this shop. He went off to look for something... I didn't realize it then and I thought the guy beside me was my friend... So I wrapped my arms around his neck and said something, I can't remember... He turned around and surprised me, he was too LOL I apologize after that and went looking for my friend... He still doesn't know about this incident LOL

This totally reminds me of this guy. He plays it off pretty cool in the video too. Must have been pretty embarrasing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwvrje8uySo

Lets see, when I was in cadets, I had my zipper not zipped up like twice? The first time was during uniform inspection and the second time I was giving a speech in front of a class (was at camp so everyone was of equal rank, so I didn't have corporals and sergeants screaming down my back).

I've walked into lamp posts, glass doors, automatic doors (damned things were slow), street signs, and a tree once...Yea...

I walked into a post before back in junior high school. It was a waist-high post (to prevent cars from entering the school grounds). Some guys were yelling somewhere, so I looked over my shoulder while I was walking and didn't see the post. My sister was laughing. One or two people might've saw, but I just quickly pretended nothing happened. :P

BTW, check out this vid for those of you who haven't seen it before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6rmqMK5yo4

Hebe (a member of the girl group called "S.H.E" in Taiwan) slips during a live interview in Taiwan. That's pretty embarassing although Hebe actually looks really cute by falling.

Telling a joke in front of the whole class - and I was the only one laughing. Made it worse when I tried to repeated it to make sure they understood. That was goon to the max ...

I went up to the McDonald's and asked for a Happy Meal because they had some dinky toy that would've made nice desk deco. And the dude told me that I should be playing with girls rather than with toys. That was incredibly embarassing. My response was that he should be flipping girls instead of flipping burgers. However, I then realized that what I said didn't make much sense. Fail.

I've had millions of really embarassing moments... hard to choose one...
Never mind, here's one. Me and the other girls at my school were changing for gym, and I was trying to get my shirt off. (Forgetting I had nothing on underneath it.) I finally got it off... realized I had nothing on underneath anhd ran to get my gym kit out from under the bench, when this boy came in. Luckily, I had my back turned, but it was still dead embarassing...

There was this one time when I was at Friedman's going to the restroom. For some reason, I didn't seem to be paying attention to where I was going, so I ended up going into the women's restroom. I didn't realize what I had done until a lady at the sink (she was the only one in the room) told me that I was in the wrong restroom. She didn't seem to be mad at me or anything. Even so, I got out of there as soon as I could and went into the right restroom. At least no one in the area saw me make that stupid mistake. Since then, I've been careful not to let my brain go into automatic mode.

I once had the very clean clear-glass-door issue. It was in an electronics store where they usually have the side doors opened too, but that day they only the middle section was open. I looked away to some product on the way out when I walked into the clear glass door. Store clerk made some silly remark about it, we laughed, I blushed a little and walk out the correct exit.

Last week I walked towards the automatic door in my local super market, and it wouldn't open OTL ;_;

I have three that stands out at the moment ^^;

1. This happened in my final year of high school. I was walking towards the 'Matric room' and suddenly my tutor called me. So, while he's talking to me, I make way to start opening the door of the Matric room. As I grab the handle, I felt something 'puni' in my hands. Turning my head from my tutor, I was shocked to find a fellow female classmate's boob there.
Once I realised what had happened, I pulled away and repeated "I'm sorry" a few times ^^; She didn't mind though and I'm glad she's such an open person. My close male friend just looked at me with a sad look on his face. Lolols, needless to say, I was grilled for info >__>
2. I remember rushing off to class and because the distance was from one building to the other... I *really* ran. That was my first mistake. I tripped and fell down the stairs, my bag flying over my head, skirt flipping up and my knees skidding on the stairs from the top to the bottom. I got up quickly and faced my classmates with a "I'm okay" and a nervous smile. I didn't even notice that my knee was a bit scraped.
3.This one happens often ^^; I'm always spilling my tea at work or tripping over boxes...
This makes me look totally accident prone but, I'm not that bad, I think T_T

I have had many embarrassing moments.. but this is the worse
I got up to go to school (this happened when i was in middle school) i was so tired and sleepy, i got on my bike to go to school when i started falling asleep when,Bammm!!!! i hit this parked car and i go flying to the hood of the car..WOW i just got up like nothing happened and left. good thing noone was around i think. i hurt my leg!!!

If I ever trip I just burst out laughing to cover the embarrassement.

I would hate to have my hakama's himo come undone and have the whole thing drop. I stopped wearing shorts underneath because it would get too hot.

Hope those panties are not from Victoria Secrets

Walked into a glass door, a very OBVIOUS one at that (according to my friends) and it went BANG. It didn't crack, but i felt my head throb like a * afterwards, and i even had a bump like those you used to see in cartoons when you were young. It was so huge that everyone could feel it without trying to find it. Oh, it was a rehearsal studio i frequented so everyone who saw laughed and I guess the embarrassment went away quickly because I laughed too.

The stupidest thing ive done lately was when i was riding my bike and there was this leaf in the wheel that was making a noise I looked down to see what it was and I rode straight into a mailbox. lol

I am a very clumsy person and I run into, trip over, snag, and drop things a lot. Ive ran into people, boxes, shelves, doors, walls and a lot of other stuff. Dont know the most embarrassing but once I was going to orientation for a program in my highschool and i had entered an auditorium from the top and was about to turn into the aisle to go down stairs and sit in a seat but instead i turned into the back of a chair. I fell over it and was turned upside down into the seat and my legs were left sticking up. It made a loud noise and everyone looked up and i just laughed really loud which made it worse cause it echoed.

The pic is uhm,kinda something..LOL..I fell on a some kinda hole,holding my guitar..and my guitar,split in half..in public..

mine is when i was going to ask out the finest girl in school but never wanted it to get out but mi stupin teacher told the whole class i was cring for weeks

do u need help? what your name lol

but seriously most embrassing moment last for 2 hours woke up late for school went in pyjamama's was at first embrassed after wasn't it was damn comfy

Huh most embarassing moment...hmmm well for me the most embarassing moment would probably me tripping up the steps infront of friends. I wouldn't have minded so much about falling if I only didn't break my arm in the process..... stupid concrete steps XD

I went to school once without realizing that I had a small hole in the lower butt area of my pants

Thought that the girls giggling behind me was because i did something stupid (as always)

Never realized it until it was too late

During lunchtime i felt an odd breeze between my legs...

I've had waay too many.
I had to play a solo for the whole orchestra and in the middle i dropped my bow (>_<)
Ive also had it where my sleve gets caught in the door handle and I end up flying backwards...

I also have one but it was a couple of years ago. Anyway me and my cousin decided to have a race because we where bored, it had just rained so the ground was sort of slippery. The race started and i just ran without paying much attention to the things around me and ended up slipping through a glass door and breaking it......

Quick take your dress and panties off unless you want to be dragged to death!

walked straight into a girl, face on. boom her forehead hit mine..

i had my reason cause i was playing my psp while walking...yeah im that devoted..

FOR HER... she totally was just walking, nothing on her hands....and i wonder why she walked straight into me ~_~

and it was on a busy saturday afternoon in town, lotsa ppl, and after that hit we just stood there and "...ah, sorry..." *~awkward silence and stare~* then we just walked away, but could hear quite a few crowd laughing behind as i walked away T____T

didn't goto town for the nxt few weeks haha >_>;;

I wish I can remember one... :(

It was raining really heavily that day. I went to high school as always(meaning by foot) but here's the catch:
My left shoe had "drank water" and made this noise kinda like a tiny fart every time I walked. As long as there were big crowds and noise I was fine, but when it came to math class(we don't change classes here, teachers do) I had to find most of the bizarre, out of the way excuses to not go to the blackboard.At the third time I was called out I intentionally replied "politely" just so that i could get out, and out I went calling out my classmates so that the noise wasn't heard while I was walking at the door.i then went straight home,skipping the lessons left.

Entered a library with a friend of mine. For a while he'd been asking me textually:"Are there any, you know in here." I replied in a strong voice:"What,you mean porn?" there were three tables occupied in front, and they all turned their back towards us. The old lady at the desk kept watching both of us turning her eyes from me to him, and vice-versa continuously.

Back in middle school, I was shaking the umbrella to spray some of my classmates in the corridor, suddenly a teacher opens the door from inside the headmaster's office, while talking to a man in suit. Him, the teacher, and the headmaster working on her PC, they all got sprayed by me in a "Banzai!" vertical motion. I was told to bring my parents tomorrow.

happens back at my highschool days, was playing with a scissors just passing by my classmates heads acting like im cutting their hairs, after a few passes and this one forgot her name i just accidentally cut it! it was a long strand of hair man i was soo sorry i've begged her not to report me to our class advisor but she did anyway and i was scolded at the front of the class with the strand of hair as evidence, was so embarrassed

i don't think there's something really embarrassing but i banged onto a tree on my way to school.
And on my way home too. Same tree.
Let's not mention another 3 times more or so within a month. Same tree.

I fell backwards onto a bike and into some bushes once, while saying hi to some fans of my old band.... was pretty drunk at the time..

Well maybe...yeah, my jacket hooked in the door and well you should know the rest of the story "scratches"

*Ugh* Too many to mention.