Engrish

Remember folks - dont let your children swallow you. Also watch out for hammers that want to punch you.
Can you guess what this description is for?
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Musically inclined Pervert
LOL..
I wonder how it feels to be punched by a hammer..
..
or being swallowed by children!
Creative Designer under probation period
http://agito666.deviantart.com/
you will feel pain when punched by hammer.
but hammer won't. :D
Design Consultant
Unless the Hammer is Emo, then it feels pain... all the time.
Student
http://www.xfire.com/profile/power1x1/
Well if it's emo... then it'll cut/slice you instead of bludgeoning you?
Otaku Security Guard
No, it will cut itself instead of bludgeoning you.
Design Consultant
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
http://www.marvinryan.com
@Dragun lol! btw haven't seen you comment here on DannyChoo.com for a while now.
Design Consultant
@Marvin, Its been a while. Summer is the busy season in my job, so I have a little more free time now. Just a little. But enough to fit in some Choo.
NEET
http://kojanism.blogspot.com
Please do not use it for any other purposes... what?
doing anything nice
http://www.luqmanmarzuki.com
well, you know.. they have fetishes for everything ^^
オタク all day long
http://www.nekomagic.com
LOL, only in Japan maybe. XD
Videogame Magazine Editor
http://www.gamerslitterbox.com
Is it a bunch of nails or screws?
Night Stalker
http://myspace.com/Jaycolina_02
Just what product is this? im now imagining being Swallowed by a children...EEEh!!
University's Slave
LOL! That's awesome. An entire warning set in pure Engrish. . . Wow.
Damn, I wonder what this IS? Part of the text makes me think of scrapbooking eyelets, but other parts of it make me think it's some sort thin plastic like styrene. :/
CyberStudent
It sounds kinda like some sort of kinky health care material where you slip your dolphin into.
Just a guess though. ('.')!
Hikikomori in the making
http://supermariabros.deviantart.com/
"Ensure the right side before punching."
LOL what product is this?! Oh well, atleast I get to punch something...
Design Consultant
Its a CANDY GIRL!!! With nice punching bag eyes.
Polytechnic Junior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer In-training.
http://thehangerbay.wordpress.com/
What's this, a nailgun? Oh, I know! A pop rivet gun?
"Be careful not to be punched by the hammer"
Don't worry. I'm the sort of person who hits back. XD
Art/Media
http://sgallen.wordpress.com/
>_> Danny's gonna get eaten by children.
Are they loli-baits?
Student
http://anime.tedfox.com/
it's obviously Vita from Nanoha and her Graf Eisen armament!
http://animaticfigmation.com/
lol the eternal child with a hammer, that fits the description pretty well. swallowed by children and punched by a hammer XD
Student and Computer tech
http://blog.benpi.ca/
I second that!
(I hope I'm not mistaken thought... :P)
browsing the nets
http://otakuposts.blogspot.com/
some sort of duct tape?
lol at children swallowing you. must be one of those kids you see in Disney cartoons who swallow things whole and go yum yum...
browsing the nets
http://otakuposts.blogspot.com/
on second thoughts i think its a stapler. all those punching, flattening, etc seem to go well with a staplers characteristics.
just another something else
http://the7sinner.wordpress.com/
wow... children these days... they can swallow us @_@
Software Developer
http://www.mukyaa.com
The first line is quite good as well... "please use the hammer to flat it" mmhhh... don't think using a hammer would be wise ^^;
銀河帝国五〇一軍团 TK/TD 8316 M.E.P.D. Police Sergeant
http://gordonator.com/
the children must be very big, and hungry!
Design Consultant
When Building anything I always am wary of being swallowed by children. They are sneaky twerps and dont even chew before they swallow. I use lima beans and brussel sprouts as repellant. This could be on a box of nails, but its more likely something else that needs to be hammered.
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn279/redd1325/Teamwork-Friends-Posters.jpg
Universitary Student
WARNING!!! there's a punching hammer behind you!!!
Student & Authorized Chicken Slapper
http://www.otakuinternational.com
I wouldve have thought nails but something about lining makes me think it most likely is something else. And guys you always gotta be careful of those children, they are dangerous beings, they will swallow you without hesitation.
大学一年生
http://jp.youtube.com/user/aznfatalflip
Im guessing it's from a tachikoma??? lol thats what I see. why would you need to hammer a tachikoma? O_o
SUPER OTAKU, manga-ka, Illustrator, Domon Kasshu fanboy, Konata's male half, Megas XLR fanboy
I don't wanna get crapped out by kids!!!
In fact I don't wanna get crapped out period!!!
Ninja / Engineer / Sensei / 魔法少女 (What!?! I can't be, I'm a guy...)
LOL!! I don't even know where to begin with this.
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
http://puppy52art.com/
lol!!! too funny :P
Seeing red!!!
I sure there are childrens that are cannibal...and a hammer that can actually punch me...sure there are!
Law student
It's for a Captain Hammer action figure?
Remember, you potential criminals! Do not get punched by The Hammer!
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim
"If the lining side is not tapped well"...I'm so confused. >< Apparently this product has something to do with hammers, children, and thinner cloth.
IT and freelance anime cel-shade artist
http://grimbyslayer.deviantart.com/
"Ensure the right side before punching" - for some reason that made me laugh the most and I don't know why.
???Confused???
I was thinking it might be nails, but the sunlight line suggest otherwise...alright I give, what is it?
Student // Collector // Gaijin
http://zacbush.com
Swallowed by children. Oh gosh.
Looking for work again
http://flickr.com/photos/darktek13/
DRAGUN may already have guessed my guess...
But I do think this is from a punching bag that Danny can use to workout with.
Design Consultant
FIRST! lol
JR. College Student
http://npc.talkingincircles.net/
Oh wow.
I'm guessing it's some sort industrial strength cleaner.
SMS隊所属
http://lightofthedawn.wordpress.com
lol
Really have no idea what it is but judging from the warning i bet it must be a very dangerous item!
Sounds like something small (children swallow warning), kinda flat and stiff(able to flatten with hammer), goes around cloth, and involves eyelets. It could be just eyelets.
The Sword of Magus
http://daichouginga.blogspot.com/
LOL! Getting punched by a hammer and to be swallowed by children! Is this a product or a safety tip to avoid angry hammers and hungry children? ><
Gundam
The place the children cannot take...cannot reach right?....
Spartan
http://www.ryobase.com
lol! really WTF!?
Student, part-time slave
http://yakuri.wordpress.com/
Those are some damn freaky children there @_@
http://www.marvinryan.com
ohh i love engrish riddles, is it a stapler?
Student & Accountant
http://nivexus.deviantart.com
I thought stapler too. Or maybe a hole puncher.
http://www.marvinryan.com
that would have been my second guess, but started to wonder why one should store it in low humidity. ^^;
Student
http://www.desangel.blogspot.com
Really no idea what is that . It may be a can of spray? as it says "prevent from direct sunshine" =.= .
Student and Miku Guardian
http://kyourankyodai.com
Wow.. The children must be really hungry to do such a thing.. Must be a Zentradi.. xD
Student/Daemonhunter
I cant even make a guess as to what that product might be XD.
But thanks for the tip, I will watch our for Children swallowing people from now on lol.
大学生
http://justaskeikaku.net23.net
Is it wallpaper maybe?
3D artist- Codemasters KL
My guess is that's a Hammer Tacker. Doing some home improvements?
part-time professional part-timer
http://artmusicanime.multiply.com
What the heck! =)) My god that's some bad English. =))
Student
is that something dangerous ?
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
I see "#1 order as the figure shows"... it's some kind of model kit tool?
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
"Overstrength may cause eyelets deformation or breakage"?? Whatever eyelets are I'm worried about it now that it warned me...
Student
http://mrbushido.wordpress.com/
Scary children D:
Student and full-time otaku
LOL, all instructions are there, except ones that are actually helpful. My bet is that this is paint-thinner, am I right?
Dirty Gentleman
http://cantstanzya.wordpress.com/
Umm... some textile repair kit for your trooper gear? or MC Hammer CD (Can't touch this)?
NEET part-time - Technical Support Officer - Network security engineer
http://burugureibi.blogspot.com/
Are we still trying to figure out what this is?
Do we get a prize for the correct answer?
http://www.marvinryan.com
Danny, so what is it? ^^
keroro platoon member
http://heathorn.wordpress.com
I've viewed this article several times, it made me curious, so what is this dangerous thing, Danny?
Student
It's probably an eyelet riveter. You use them, for example, to add brass eyelets for tent pegs to a sheet of canvas.
Compounder
That's my guess. Perhaps to repair the Stormtrooper?
E^D
MS pilot
lol...i'm ok being swallowed by children
Student
LOL Some engrish is always good for laughs.
Photography
i'm thinking it's something totally random.
Otaku
http://imperiomoe.wordpress.com
Translation Software LOL!!!
System Administrator
i'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's a childs-hand-holding-a-hammer-that-also-eats-parents ^_^
lol what is it talking about?
中学生
http://thezhukeeper.blogspot.com
oh, so hammer punches, I see.
student / NEET
*punches
Graphic Design student | Receptionist | Otaku
http://sukidesho.blogspot.com/
"in order as the figure shows" in the top-left-hand corner.. so, It's from a figure? Highly likely to be Tachikoma-tan, methinks ^^
Engrish never ceases to amaze me. It's amazing how different the word order can be.
Perv
I'll take a wild stab in the dark.......It's for a figure ^^
Trendspotter Busybody Mercenaries
http://spectreoutreach.blogspot.com
that a very bad translation!
Student?
Perhaps its some leather punch/ eyelet riveter hybrid...super fancy ;D
Veteran gamer.
I have to admit, that is damn funny.... swallowed by children is funny yet odd at the same time.
Graphic Designer, Arke Knight, Yoko's No.1 Fan
http://symbiotes021.blogspot.com/
Now that's pure engrish for you!
student, nerd, gamer
http://www.myspace.com/fallenxsun
lmao
Caretaker
Is this for the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?