Kokopyu

If you are feeling a bit lonely but got no money to buy a Candy Girl and no time to keep pets then this new Japanese invention may interest you.
It’s called Kokopyu (retails at 2,500 yen) and allows you to observe your very own soldiers – the medical term being “semen” I think. What you do is to squirt a blob on the card and hold it up to the light to observe your soldiers swimming, running, jumping, dancing or whatever – just like you would do with a real pet.
This is much cheaper than owning a dog or cat and unlike real pets which you have to keep at home, (people in Japan lock up their pets at home when they are out) you can enjoy watching your soldiers at work or school too. You can even show your soldiers to your colleagues. If you show your boss, s/he may be impressed and even give you a raise.
Nice find by typical-of-Roy-to-find-this-one.

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