Japanese Trains

Sit quietly in the corner and try not to lose my mind.

First Post, FTW!

take pictures...play with dolphin

Dance.

no thats not freaky...

Grab Haruhi at the back and head to the nearest Operator's room.

I spot Haruhi at the far end ^^

Will look outside the window and enjoy the lovely Japan scenery instead...

sit in a corner and wonder which ones are traps. ^^

kiss everyone on the cheek?

do a barrel roll

take a picture?

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

Keep my back to the wall and wonder if any will make eye contact. If they do attempt to escape through the window.

twilight zone.

Sit in the corner seat and be very very quiet. And I will make sure I have a good view of where all their hands are or at least see if they throw or come at me.

This is kinda freaky....

I'll hammer the red button labelled "Emergency". When the train stops, I'll take the impact hammer and smash the window so I can jump out and escape.

Find a carton and wear it on and transform into a Gundam!

slap (real hard) my face 'cause this might be a just dream >,<"

Turn each and every one of them around so they face outside instead of staring at me....

(Seed-explosion)

must be dreaming

those are guys! just freaky. i'd get off and wait for the next train.

Take a picture, pull out my DS, and play some games before my destination.

Start doing the "Thriller" dance.

Realize I'm in the women's only car, apologize, and get out...

Feel up each one's boobs to test if it's real or pads, then beat up all the traps I find.

look for the one that actually has breasts.

I think I'd start crying. That's all kinds of creepy.

I would definitely freak out. Then, consider the possibility of someone watching eople's reactions when getting in this particular car.

Ask them all to do THE PAFFENDORF dance and record it all on video and upload it to the internet!

Find a seat and put a newspaper in front of me pretending to read and think everything is normal...

pour "condensed milk" on them? o.o......

Do a triple somersault, then a handstand and finish with a split...
OR I'll just take pictures...

I can only name some of the charaters there... I still got a long way to become a true otaku...

RUN!! RUN like the gates of hell have just opened.

Do I spot Tamaki next to Haruhi?

take out a gun, and yell out "this is a hold up"
why?...no reason.

turn on metal gear mark 3 shock all of them and... oh i dont know maybe do things boys ussualy do

Honestly, I would run away. That is just freaky.

Move to the next car.

Take pictures!

Wow, I just spotted Tomoyo XD

Take a step at a time and take off their masks one by one!

Find out which ones are traps and then take pictures with the real women.

Try to figure out where the secret camera of the new-doll-themed-tv-prank-show while trying to hide the confused/amazed look on my face.

quietly back away out of the train to safety

LOL Take pictures of each one

How the hell can someone take a picture like that?

try to get a picture of each one and sit between one of the girls

"sorry Mr. Driver, can you please refund my ticket?"

I'll sit opposite them, pull out a cigar, smoke it with great relish, and then say

"Any of you girls know how to play a base guitar?"

Pull out my emergency white lab coat and stethoscope and proclaim an "emergency medical checkup" to secretly determine which are dudes, then I can kick those out into the next car and... well... you can think of what happens next with the real girls...

JAM my face on the window and yell for help, >_<

its party time..invite my friends over

personally i would scream my head off.....

Slowly but surely load my trusty boomstick and start firing away. I mean I enjoy Anime, but jeez this is just too freaky.

SET FIRE TO THEM ALL! ARRRRGGGHHH!

run away - way too creepy!

Getting my jaw dropped while watching them in shock!

Cut their lines.

I would scream like the kid in the Home Alone movies. Very very scary...

id ask to take pictures w/ them of course.

quite a scarly scene...
if i cool enough i will find my favorite character...take a pic with...leave the train on next station -_-"

row down windows,
toss them out one by one (or two by two for that matter),
and pray for the best of luck...for their safety of course.

as much as i like 2D girls but seeing them in 3D form in real life sure creeps me out.

Pry open a window and jump out

tackle them all to the ground muahah

Wrong train?

*HELP someone anyone*

ask for a costume and blend in

It are teh TWILIGHT ZONE

*cue music*

XD

kidnap one.....

steal pantsu of course!

Breast massaging for everyone...

I would stare for a second, and then scream, because THAT’S scary. HORROR!

Sit down quietly opposite them and next to the door, and take out a book.

I think I would've shat brix.

OMG..... I see Komaki-chan.... I see Haruhi on the end.... Other characters I recognise but dont know the names of...

The only disturbing thing about that kind of cosplay is that men do it too, so how do you know is they're a girl or boy? Cos sometimes they have good legs too.

OMG! Rise Of The Dolls! The end is near!! LOL

Danger!Danger!Will Robinson!Traps!Traps!Everywhere!

I'd cover my eyes and roll on floor...such tactic never fails XD

break the window, jump out the train and scream like a girl

when there's something strange in your neighbourhood, who're u gonna call?

Then realise we are of the same kind...

/dance

first /facepalm, then I'd sit across them and stare them down.

if they make any suspicious movements, pull out a Glock.

I would take a picture and make this situational post.

Be like Onizuka and play "Where's the nipple with them". After that, shoot all the traps with a shotgun and flirt with the real girls.

say: Hi, how are you. You look familiar :)

do a somersault and then take pictures to say I survived the train of the dolls.

take my time and choose who to "itadakimasu!!" on..

I have three choices as of now:

1) Whip out my plasma rifle, scream, whip out my dolphin, and burn those who said "eww" instead of scream back.

2) Stand by the door. And pray.

3) Er... play with them? I've mentioned above that they're all likely traps, but Heaven rewards the hardworking. Who knows, there might actually be a gem amongst them.

Give them a thumbs up. Then remind myself that they're all traps.

that's scary o.o

Can you like named all the characters there? XD I see Tomoyo and Haruhi though :p

holy crap! that is so freaky!!

i think they are all traps (noticed that they all wear gloves to hide their manly hands.argh)

what if all their heads start turning 360 degrees at the same time?

Be terrified.

gaaah. where can get one of those mask thingys? I want one! please tell me where can get!

Uhm, at first sight make a shocku face... then try to get out of train, doors closed? orz... well take a seat and do the *jiiiiii* thing.
Might as well take figma Haruhi out and talk with her about the cosplay people, we would have a harsh debate on whos a real boy or girl right in front of them!
I wonder when they would get annoyed enough to actually say something, cause afaik one of the rules of this kigurumi cosplay is to not talk since it would blow the atmosphere. :D
Personaly i think it's an interesting cosplay style, but nothing for me. As cute as anime faces are but i prefer the real thing, not only to see if it's a boy or girl. I think some trap cosplays are really funny and i totaly don't mind traps, why hate if you can have a ton of fun with them. :) It's not all about bed sport fantasies! ;)

Take a bunch of pictures, while saying, "Dude, this is awesome!" Then I'd probably see if I could pose them into more dynamic, lively poses. The only one I wouldn't mess with is Haruhi, because that pose is just perfect as it is. It'd be like having giant Figmas! :D

What the guy did: Take pics. Lots of them.
My other answer would be: fit in.

Try to hijack the train, take all the 'passangers hostage' (especially Haruhi) and fly away in a helicopter to a nice desert island.

Apin in circles going whoop whoop whoop

ask when's the next train to reality, if it's not too early i'd organise a Twister tournament in imagination land, and invite them (and the whole skywalker family) to join

Stare at them, and then laugh hystericaly. And ask them whether are traps for poor unfortunate guys.

pick my choice, grab 1 of them and run out of the carriage at the next stop.

man thats creepy!
Id probably take the seat thats far away from then and become a paranoid wreck

Practice stealth fapping skills.

Put on my coughing mask and jump out of the window....

That is just TEMPTING!

Anyways, what I would honestly do? Take pictures!

whip out a Guy Fawkes mask and start laughing

Try not to sleep which I usually do. Well, I believe that I can't even sleep with them looking at me. O.O

Cover my eyes and blame it on N.H.K.!

sit next to haruhi and say "Sooooo.... fancy a shag?"

Have sex with all of them!!! jkjkjk
Maybe steal an outfit or two...

look, take a take back, pinch myself, check if im in lala land

Scream OBJECTION!

''Man i gotta lay of the pills, i'm seeing sh!t...''

Ask where I can buy myself one

Strip naked in 0.5 seconds, then do the Rick Roll ....

lol... first impression *STUN*
afterwhich, take out hp take photo.. but i think for others non-otaku they will run off to the next carriage and peep back as seen in the picture

if I'm not totally freaked, then see who is showing the best pantsu of course^^

Put a bag on my head, and then draw a face on it so that I could fit in.

Majorly creeped out, I would try to keep my cool and get off at the the next stop

If my Shin Getter costume is complete by then, I'll try getting chummy with them.

I get immediately turn around and wait for the next train or if its too late, get off at the next stop. 0_0

Open the floor panel and attempt to escape by scaling the bottom of the train ... scary...

wow, that's really scary! (@@.

Take haruhi and throw the rest out of the train. XD

i wud run for my life. call the military and take haruhi with me =]

I would be surprised with my mouth fully opened.
And then I would think, "If only they moved around and talked as human!"

i think i will be scare because maybe a lot of terrorism wearing those

take off my shirt, grab a girl, pull out my speakers, crank it full blast and start dancing to this song: http://hastemir.de/Miku/Muke/Vocaloid2%20vol5/11%20-%20INKANEISHON%20-%20original.mp3

XD! this'll be on itai news tonight!

try to calm down and take a deep breath thinking it as an illusion.If it is true I would join the crowd drawing a chibi version of me in white paper and lick some saliva on it paste it on my face and seat together with them ^_^

after a 3 second silence scream "NANJA KORYA"

Drop like a rock and feign Death.

I yell "HOLYYYY SH*TTT!!!!"

i thinks i will ask one of them if there was an cosplay convention nearby

possibly having a panic attack for two seconds before everything sink in and realized i'm actually in anime heaven invented for male population or hot lezbo XD

I would scream , I would Scream to get me out of this train .

If you read The Otaku Encyclopedia YOu'll know who these are .

Adopt the foetal position.

those are so creepy... id change train cars for sure.

I'll turn around, slam myself onto the doors and scream. I think.

Whoa.

Scenario 1: Say hello and see ho they react.

Scenario 2: Grab one of the masks and run like the wind.

Scenario 3: Whip out my own costume and see how they react.

Scenario 4: Scenarios 2 and 3 combined.