Plasma Sperm
Do you long to have a fish tank on your desk to look at just like the rich gangsters in the films but have no time to change the water and feed the fish?
If the answer is "Why hell yes" then you need this 99 USD Plasma Sperm product which enables you to view your soldiers instead.
And unlike expensive fish which may die from time to time, if the first wave of soldiers gets wiped out - new units can be regenerated and dispatched easily.
The bad thing about this is that you can't take it on the train with you so that's why they have Kokopyu which will enable to view your platoon just about anywhere while on the move.
Have you ever examined your platoon before? Are you in need of these products?
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大学一年生
http://jp.youtube.com/user/aznfatalflip
um....I think ill just change the water and feed the fish lol XD. although I guess some people get really curious sometimes.
Dirty Gentleman
http://cantstanzya.wordpress.com/
That... is... strange.
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
http://puppy52art.com/
lol oh man....
http://animaticfigmation.com/
I don't know what to say about this one... XD Weirdness.
Student & Authorized Chicken Slapper
http://www.otakuinternational.com
Why does this exist....
free lance otaku, full time Protector of Peace.
self-examination...
Online Shop
http://wildarms.egloos.com
I'll just have neither fish nor this plasma sperm...
already left the world
I don't get that ~~~~
Maybe it's for those who want to avoid expensive Sexual Health examinations and prefer to do it by themselves lol XD
Office Monkey
There's always that reassuring feeling of knowing your not sterile! :D
Senior Software & Systems Developer
For some it's reassuring knowing that they are sterile :D
student
http://kuiliu.wordpress.com
This is not a crave product, who the hell will buy this thing, just too strange.
Student and full-time otaku
Ahum, another JP-only gadget methinks. (sometimes I am curious you know,...but..no, just no.)
Teacher, Artist, Writer
http://eatdrinkmanotaku.blogspot.com/
Correct me if i am wrong, but are microscopes normally ... way more than 100 bucks? Surely thats a darn good price for a microscope unless all you see is tiny, tinny little blue dots.
Umm... No, not interested..
browsing the nets
http://otakuposts.blogspot.com/
hah! wastage of money. how many times would anyone use it anyway.
pass on this, might get this as a gift for my biology teacher though lols
freelance digital artist
Technology these days are indeed... advancing too much~
Hikikomori in the making
http://supermariabros.deviantart.com/
LOL good job, good job... *Claps hand*
Beats Sea Monkeys huh?
Pre-U Student
http://wakuwakusuru.zeroclipse.net
LOL Sea Monkeys. Is that thing even real. The first time I saw the box, I was like (*_*)"
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
They're just really tiny shrimps... lasted for a few months, but I think I overfed them and they all die -.-
Otaku Security Guard
Just clap one hand? Sound suspicious, considering the subject matter at.. erm.. hand.
Student
Microscopic fetish? Remember, its rule 34
hahaha...and rule 35 will make sure it exist now =p
Mechanical Engineering student
http://sabekujikaneda.multiply.com/
I rather buy a fish tank and put an arowana in it than buy that one and observe my little infantry going about. Really now why does Japan have the weirdest stuff? I bet it's because of their workaholic nature. That stress is poisoning their heads *no offense* O_o
Student
Can we have a female opinion on this?
Isn't that just a normal microscope with a wierd box?
Administrator
I have a some fish tanks over here, and plan on taking care of them instead of this thing lol.
Student
It will be a nightmare when u look thru the scope and find.... hey... where r the soldiers????? Use the 2nd batch and .... no soldiers!!!!
full time student, 60% of the time.
http://www.games.dcu.ie
There is something very wrong if you want to look at your "soldiers" afterwards. That's like those people who look into their tissue after sneezing for too long :D
SMS隊所属
http://lightofthedawn.wordpress.com
do you ever feel like taking a close look at your figurine after you ....... then this is the right thing for you =X
-1
http://necrophadian.blogspot.com/
a product for those who are curious and with 99$ to burn. I could understand Plasma Sperm but an on-the-go version? what kind of person needs to check his sperm on the go?
Network Admin
I can't see there really being a profitable market for this.
Polytechnic Junior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer In-training.
http://thehangerbay.wordpress.com/
Niche market, lol.
Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
http://meimi132.wordpress.com/
OMG WHY? Why would any boy ever want to do that??!!! At home!!!!
おたくと大学生。
http://jp.youtube.com/user/acw2097
no japan is not weird at all..... not one bit...
as my bro would say, "*errr* this is why they lost the war *errr*"
Student
LOL @ "..to look at just like the rich gangsters in the films.."
オタク all day long
http://www.nekomagic.com
LOL, do you need to feed them? XD
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
http://puppy52art.com/
maybe cat nip :P
Student
http://anime.scripts.mit.edu/miteiru/
Hey that's not fair! jk although it is not fair that guys get paid for taking their fishies to a sperm bank. And get free health-care materials so that their dolphins will throw up more fish.
lol
Pokemon master
http://thecococafe.wordpress.com/
I'm trying to figure out something to say, but this had rendered me speechless.
Secretary
http://figured.wordpress.com/
Guys I don't think this is a silly gimmick gadget. Based on the pictures "in use" I'd say that this is to measure your sperm count, for instance if you are trying to have a child and have problems...
Highschool Student
I'd buy this if it weren't so expensive.
Highschool Student
I'd buy this if it weren't so expensive.
???Confused???
Well there's something similar advertised in the U.S. where you have this big "eye" (no pun intended) to magnify everything you put it on and shown on the TV...but do you really want to know what's lurking in your carpets?
MS pilot
i'll rather spend that 99USD on tenga
Student
http://www.fotografer.net/isi/anggota/profil.php?id=98782
ahahahaa~ better buy figure :)
Student, I hate school. FML
hahahah heres a another daily activity lol!!!
Otaku Programmer/Gamer/Artist/Photographer
http://argylebolivar.wordpress.com
OH LOL XD I think ill stick to my fish for now...=3 XD
Student
http://mrlonelyheart.wordpress.com/
Seriously, what for???