Extended Health Care

Thu 2008/05/29 14:02 JST
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Whats the longest you have spent caring for your health? 30 mins? 1 hour? 2 hours?
How about 8 hours 40 mins?
In a Tenga marketing event, two men were using Tenga to see how much they could care - one of them managing the 8 hours 40 min.
Via Sankaku Complex wallpaper via Shiratama.
And don't forget the important question.

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  • Ichi
    Ichi in front of the computer. (Registered on 2008/05/07)
    Hetalayer
    http://ameblo.jp/ichiloli

    Woah, forget the actual health care, wouldn't his arm tire out before hand?

    Thu 2008/05/29 14:19:11 JST (ID #199935)
    reply to Ichi's comment
    • AK-kun
      AK-kun in Singapore (Registered on 2007/06/19)
      Costume Talent, Stormtrooper, Student, Writer
      http://akxd.wordpress.com/

      It's tenga, no hands required.

      Yes, the usual limiting factor would be the tired and cramped hands, but with tenga I should think it's about the endurance and self-control (of your sphincter lol).

      My longest was about half an hour, using nothing but movement, no visuals, no memory whatsoever. Sweet success, but it was rather dry.

      Thu 2008/05/29 15:19:11 JST (ID #199956)
      reply to AK-kun's comment
  • ramenlover1994
    ramenlover1994 in america (Registered on 2008/05/22)
    student

    i waxed my dolphin for a day straight to see if i could break the world record for longest waxing. but i had to stop every 4 hours. and cry.

    Thu 2008/05/29 14:19:52 JST (ID #199936)
    reply to ramenlover1994's comment
  • Artefact
    Artefact in Tokyo (Registered on 2008/04/11)
    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/

    They say it's a world record, but they don't say just how many times they did the deed - cunning Tenga marketing all the way through. I would expect nothing less of the folks who bring us "vagina in a can" rebranded into cool and high tech male health care products...

    Thu 2008/05/29 14:35:48 JST (ID #199942)
    reply to Artefact's comment
  • Last{[0]}Raven
    Last{[0]}Raven in South Korea (Registered on 2008/01/02)
    Raven, AMV & MAD maker, Otaku
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=last0raven

    HOLY MOLLE!!!!!!!!! O_O!!!!!!!!!!!! shes cute <.<

    Thu 2008/05/29 14:45:36 JST (ID #199945)
    reply to Last{[0]}Raven's comment
    • Key-Ta-Rho
      Key-Ta-Rho in Germany (Registered on 2008/03/26)
      University Student

      Yeah, the girl looks really cute, but i´m starting to get irritated, why Danny choose exactly this pic... shall that champagne bottle illustrate the Tenga after the competition... omg *runs away*

      Thu 2008/05/29 22:35:57 JST (ID #200178)
      reply to Key-Ta-Rho's comment
  • skoffs
    skoffs in Tokyo (Registered on 2008/02/02)

    was the question "How many times did their dolphin need to clear it's blow-hole?"
    Because that would indeed be an answer worth hearing

    Thu 2008/05/29 15:23:29 JST (ID #199957)
    reply to skoffs's comment
    • Evil King
      Evil King in Vlaardingen, the Netherlands, Earth (Registered on 2007/12/18)
      Student and full-time otaku

      Yah, especially the correlation to the 8 hours (because once in 8 hrs would be very bad for the Tenga company ;P)

      Thu 2008/05/29 15:52:00 JST (ID #199969)
      reply to Evil King's comment
  • GiafLop
    GiafLop in Philippines (Registered on 2007/11/25)
    Student
    http://kankeishorui.wordpress.com

    It's such a long time to take care of that, maybe practicing long endurance.

    Thu 2008/05/29 15:45:51 JST (ID #199964)
    reply to GiafLop's comment
  • Cyberchaos
    Cyberchaos in Australia, Sydney (Registered on 2008/02/17)
    Tech Support Officer - Network Security Engineer
    http://burugureibi.blogspot.com/

    >Whats the longest you have spent caring for your health?

    err.....not telling

    Thu 2008/05/29 16:51:43 JST (ID #199997)
    reply to Cyberchaos's comment
  • mavadotar
    mavadotar in Peterborough, Canada (Registered on 2007/12/11)
    Otaku Parent

    Remind me... to NEVER drink that wine, bleh

    Thu 2008/05/29 16:57:59 JST (ID #199999)
    reply to mavadotar's comment
  • Alafista OTAKU
    Alafista OTAKU in Singapore (Registered on 2006/12/25)
    Policy & Research Officer
    http://www.alafista.com/

    Haha I just finish playing that game from the wallpaper.

    Thu 2008/05/29 17:07:55 JST (ID #200005)
    reply to Alafista OTAKU's comment
  • abao
    abao in Singapore (Registered on 2008/01/01)
    NSF, Hikkikomori
    http://yukikaze.wordpress.com/

    =_=... ... Thats not health care, thats health kill.

    Thu 2008/05/29 17:10:50 JST (ID #200006)
    reply to abao's comment
    • Miki-kun
      Miki-kun in Perth, Australia (Registered on 2007/08/16)
      System Administrator and full-time Otaku

      Well, kill or cure, like they say.

      I think my record (unintentional, I was reading a rather "gripping" story) was about two and a half hours or so... And boy, did my dolphin's errrr... "two round friends" suffer from cramp after that...

      Thu 2008/05/29 18:10:38 JST (ID #200030)
      reply to Miki-kun's comment
      • abao
        abao in Singapore (Registered on 2008/01/01)
        NSF, Hikkikomori
        http://yukikaze.wordpress.com/

        I can understand for 1, 2 hours but 8 hours is going to shorten your life seriously...

        Thu 2008/05/29 18:15:49 JST (ID #200036)
        reply to abao's comment
  • Nec
    Nec in MN, U.S. (Registered on 2008/04/03)
    Student

    Call your doctor immediately if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.

    Erections lasting more than 6 hours may result in permanent damage.

    Erections lasting longer than 8 hours may result in irreparable internet fame.

    Really, though, that's not healthy. The first two statements are serious.

    Thu 2008/05/29 17:18:03 JST (ID #200010)
    reply to Nec's comment
    • MumMum
      MumMum in Maryland (Registered on 2007/08/03)
      Retail

      I was thinking the same thing. LOL!

      Thu 2008/05/29 18:02:37 JST (ID #200023)
      reply to MumMum's comment
  • N0VA
    N0VA in Singapore (Registered on 2007/08/04)
    Software Engineer
    http://hanifnorman.wordpress.com/

    Urmmm....Why?

    Thu 2008/05/29 17:21:44 JST (ID #200011)
    reply to N0VA's comment
  • icepick314
    icepick314 in Misawa, Japan (Registered on 2008/05/29)
    Government Agent
    http://icepick314.dvdaf.com/

    how the HELL???!?!?!

    did they ODed on Viagra?

    Thu 2008/05/29 17:28:54 JST (ID #200013)
    reply to icepick314's comment
  • MumMum
    MumMum in Maryland (Registered on 2007/08/03)
    Retail

    I'll answer the question this way. If what I am watching has a good story, I hold off, if something I read has a good story, I hold off. I am so weird. XD

    Thu 2008/05/29 18:04:03 JST (ID #200025)
    reply to MumMum's comment
  • gordon
    gordon in 新加坡 Singapore (Registered on 2007/06/11)
    銀河帝国五〇一軍团 TK/TD 8316 M.E.P.D. 軍曹/Droid Hunter
    http://gordonator.com/

    holding on for too long will cause self damage to one's health.

    Thu 2008/05/29 18:35:38 JST (ID #200046)
    reply to gordon's comment
  • Benjamin Takeyo
    Benjamin Takeyo in Lieu de la batille decisive (Registered on 2007/12/04)
    ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^

    Whoaaa... 8 hours waxing? I usually last ~1 hour only, my dolphin can't take anymore friction, actually even 1 hour is already making it all red and kinda irritated when touched, washed with water, etc.. And that's painful >_<

    Thu 2008/05/29 18:38:36 JST (ID #200047)
    reply to Benjamin Takeyo's comment
  • Tiny Red Man
    Tiny Red Man in Tiny Red Dot, Singapore. (Registered on 2007/04/11)
    free lance otaku, full time Protector of Peace.

    hmm..i take around 5 to 10 min...

    Thu 2008/05/29 19:30:37 JST (ID #200072)
    reply to Tiny Red Man's comment
  • Hirito
    Hirito in The Little Red Dot - Singapore (Registered on 2007/09/01)
    University Student.
    http://www.hirito.blogspot.com/

    O.O I think there's way too much information in here!! I'm not telling mine ^^.

    Thu 2008/05/29 19:40:32 JST (ID #200080)
    reply to Hirito's comment
    • nanu
      nanu in U.S. Suburbia (Registered on 2007/12/28)
      NEET

      It's not fair half the time considering how much information Danny divulges.

      That said, I think there'd be more responses with a poll! (゚∀゚ )

      Thu 2008/05/29 20:06:12 JST (ID #200099)
      reply to nanu's comment
      • Key-Ta-Rho
        Key-Ta-Rho in Germany (Registered on 2008/03/26)
        University Student

        Second that and talking of "divulging" i did not forget the important question: "Does the Flip Hole stand 8 hours of permanent usage?" Danny did not mention any word on that in his review...

        Thu 2008/05/29 22:31:28 JST (ID #200175)
        reply to Key-Ta-Rho's comment
  • chun
    chun in need to be in bed (Registered on 2007/01/09)
    part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
    http://puppy52art.com/

    LOL omg :P dolphin will drop off no?!?!?!

    Thu 2008/05/29 20:02:38 JST (ID #200097)
    reply to chun's comment
  • HGY
    HGY in Singapore (Registered on 2008/02/05)
    Sound Man

    Man that guy dangerous ^^

    Thu 2008/05/29 20:38:41 JST (ID #200118)
    reply to HGY's comment
  • graeble.
    graeble. in South Texas (Registered on 2008/05/23)
    lecherous wretch
    http://graeble.deviantart.com/

    geez, almost 9hrs?
    those tenga must not feel to good?
    i would think they (tenga) would pride themselves on how QUICKLY they can help the needy.

    "we crank more out by 9am then most people do all day."

    Thu 2008/05/29 20:39:26 JST (ID #200119)
    reply to graeble.'s comment
    • jimmykitty
      jimmykitty in Oakland, Ca. (Registered on 2007/09/10)
      Comic Artist, writer
      http://jimmykitty.com

      Good point.
      They should want to sell more of their product, not less.

      Thu 2008/05/29 21:24:54 JST (ID #200139)
      reply to jimmykitty's comment
  • Daemonseed
    Daemonseed in Britland (Registered on 2008/05/06)
    Moe Hunter
    http://moehunter.wordpress.com/

    If they said they could go that long to a woman, they wouldn't even need the Tenga.
    they would be Insta-pounced.

    Thu 2008/05/29 21:28:11 JST (ID #200142)
    reply to Daemonseed's comment
  • Katsuyoshi
    Katsuyoshi in Poland (Registered on 2007/11/10)
    Perv

    I tend to spend 3-4 hours on health maintaining...

    Thu 2008/05/29 21:49:20 JST (ID #200156)
    reply to Katsuyoshi's comment
  • radical anime fan
    radical anime fan in Singapore, Furnace City, Cinderblock Outskirts. (Registered on 2007/01/25)
    Polytechnic Junior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer In-training.
    http://thehangerbay.wordpress.com/

    Naa~, maybe a half hour in 3-4 days or so? XD

    Thu 2008/05/29 22:01:40 JST (ID #200162)
    reply to radical anime fan's comment
  • noob
    noob in philippines (Registered on 2007/09/02)
    Underdog Artist, Outcast to the Society, Tetsuya Nomura art fan

    Wow......I salute them.....

    Thu 2008/05/29 22:58:42 JST (ID #200186)
    reply to noob's comment
  • Koji98
    Koji98 in Arlington, Texas (Registered on 2007/11/04)
    Your local Otaku Cashier.

    Wow, 8 hours? Must have been a slow day.

    Thu 2008/05/29 23:07:07 JST (ID #200191)
    reply to Koji98's comment
  • XSportSeeker
    XSportSeeker in Brazil (Registered on 2007/08/22)
    Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
    http://immalion.com

    Did their "bananas" peel off after that?

    I mean, really... 8 HOURS?

    I spend a lot of time once, and my dolphin became all stressed and irritated if you know what I mean.

    8 hours... wow...

    Thu 2008/05/29 23:31:53 JST (ID #200205)
    reply to XSportSeeker's comment
  • thefrikking
    thefrikking in Spain (Registered on 2007/08/18)
    Ork Warlord

    8 hours??!! Can`t be true! A thing like that can`t be healthy...

    Thu 2008/05/29 23:34:26 JST (ID #200206)
    reply to thefrikking's comment
  • kmyk
    kmyk in Vancouver (Registered on 2008/02/18)
    Student
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/kmyk88

    So...... did they have someone watching them while they did it? I mean.... the guy could've took some breaks along the way and say "oh I've been doing it for 8 hours now" I know I say that about studying :P

    Fri 2008/05/30 01:35:46 JST (ID #200290)
    reply to kmyk's comment
  • Akiba-Kid
    Akiba-Kid in California, USA (Registered on 2008/01/17)
    Online Shop
    http://wildarms.egloos.com

    Wow, 8 hours. I hope he doesn't die from exhaustion within few days x_x

    Fri 2008/05/30 02:05:08 JST (ID #200307)
    reply to Akiba-Kid's comment
  • thegeek
    thegeek in Northern California, United States (Registered on 2007/03/26)
    Geek Liaison
    http://www.thegeekreview.com

    Ok I really didn't need to know that.

    Fri 2008/05/30 02:23:32 JST (ID #200312)
    reply to thegeek's comment
  • Gundam00
    Gundam00 in somewhere in space (Registered on 2008/04/26)
    MS pilot

    time means nothing...they need to disclose how MANY times he wacked off...lol

    Fri 2008/05/30 03:15:03 JST (ID #200347)
    reply to Gundam00's comment
  • wormgear
    wormgear in Chicago (Registered on 2008/02/22)
    Software Quality Engineer
    http://brotherwormgear.blogspot.com/

    Whoaaa people! TMI!

    Fri 2008/05/30 03:55:08 JST (ID #200366)
    reply to wormgear's comment
  • lostandfound
    lostandfound in Singapore (Registered on 2007/10/21)
    Hikikomori in the making
    http://supermariabros.deviantart.com/

    LOL 8 hours... He went super saiyan when doing that...

    Fri 2008/05/30 04:37:55 JST (ID #200388)
    reply to lostandfound's comment
  • BIGGU-gAi
    BIGGU-gAi in Between Tengoku & Jigoku... (Registered on 2008/02/01)
    Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....

    unbelievable...

    Fri 2008/05/30 07:51:24 JST (ID #200505)
    reply to BIGGU-gAi's comment
  • necrophadian
    necrophadian in a transitionary phase of existence (Registered on 2007/04/22)
    -1
    http://necrophadian.blogspot.com/

    i'm pretty sure, the guy died after 8 houra, holy mother of god.

    Fri 2008/05/30 08:08:25 JST (ID #200521)
    reply to necrophadian's comment
  • wizet
    wizet in Sin City (Registered on 2008/03/19)
    student

    8 hours and 40 mins! 0_o

    Fri 2008/05/30 08:43:03 JST (ID #200543)
    reply to wizet's comment
  • Wave Rider
    Wave Rider in NJ United States (Registered on 2007/01/22)
    Student/Daemonhunter

    ok, 8 hours and 40 minutes, now that's pretty damn impressive lol.

    Fri 2008/05/30 13:40:03 JST (ID #200664)
    reply to Wave Rider's comment
  • notfair
    notfair in Malaysia (Registered on 2007/08/14)
    Student, ACG Fans
    http://modvisc.blogspot.com

    wow, the girl cute.

    the maximum time for me around 30 to 45 min maybe...

    Fri 2008/05/30 16:14:37 JST (ID #200704)
    reply to notfair's comment
  • mon_han_FU-reek
    mon_han_FU-reek (Registered on 2008/05/24)

    8 hour 40 minutes
    that's really2 wrong, damn
    dolphin endurance exam?

    Fri 2008/05/30 16:52:46 JST (ID #200720)
    reply to mon_han_FU-reek's comment
  • chibihien
    chibihien in Singapore (Registered on 2008/01/19)
    Undergraduate

    I pity the timekeeper who has to make sure he's not cheating over the 8 hours and 40mins...

    I mean to watch one in the act is one thing.. but for 8 hours 40 mins.. come on... even the gay-est person won't do it for that long...

    Fri 2008/05/30 17:04:00 JST (ID #200729)
    reply to chibihien's comment
    • kawa
      kawa in below the yellow lemon tree (Registered on 2008/01/08)
      Student

      lol that!

      Sat 2008/05/31 02:06:33 JST (ID #201048)
      reply to kawa's comment
  • karu
    karu in North of Little HK (Registered on 2008/05/12)
    Engineer first, On-taku second.
    http://karumichi.deviantart.com

    8 hours. Holy crap.
    That's my nightly dose of sleep right there.
    Oyster petting for 90mins is my general average. x3
    Sometimes more, sometimes less.
    Depends on the mood, I suppose.

    Sat 2008/05/31 05:42:18 JST (ID #201154)
    reply to karu's comment
  • gr33nd
    gr33nd in Hungary (Registered on 2008/05/23)
    Student

    It a really nice accomplishment. Well, never measured it before, but... maybe it was... maximum 5 hours. I had a active night. ^^"

    Mon 2008/06/02 04:32:36 JST (ID #202397)
    reply to gr33nd's comment
  • MasterSkirtChaser
    MasterSkirtChaser in Canada (Registered on 2008/04/29)
    Student

    What kind of wine or champagne is that anyways? It's... interesting...

    Thu 2009/01/01 00:29:40 JST (ID #431510)
    reply to MasterSkirtChaser's comment
  • pipopaz
    pipopaz in A little place called home (Registered on 2008/08/26)
    still trying to figure it out...
    http://pipopaz.wordpress.com/

    omg o.0 that's freaky 8 hours?

    Wed 2009/01/28 15:30:57 JST (ID #465748)
    reply to pipopaz's comment
  • thebarrett
    thebarrett in California 死の金魚 (Registered on 2008/12/03)
    Gundam Pilot (in training)
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Thebarrett

    i know this is a late comment but... 8 freaking hours is a long time! is that guy even human?! omg... he beat my record by at least 7 hours! i bet they had multiple people take turns watching him to make sure he didn't cheat... 1 awake 1 asleep.. 8 hours.. that's just too long.

    Sun 2009/02/08 16:26:08 JST (ID #480333)
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