Japanese Dog Signs
Top Left: Do not chop up your dog here.
Top Right: Do not put weights behind your dog.
Bottom Left: No dogs with three fangs.
Bottom Right: Do not throw Shuryukens.
Does anybody else have their own interpretation?
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student
top left- dont rake leaves on your dog
top right- dont let your dog attract moyashimon
dl- no dogs with hair
dr-no blowing things up
IN your site, always watching near ya
Top Left: Do not stole your dog fur
Top Right: Do not let your dog plant a mines
Bottom Left: No doggy style here
Bottom Right: No waxing in here
Universitary Student
top left: do not torture your dog
top right: do not put your dog in front of another dog's poo
bottom left: your dog cant'be a dog
bottom right: do not make star with smoke
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim
"Your dog can't be a dog." Aw, dangit. I was so sure when I got 'im at the pet store. xD
Hikikomori in the making
http://supermariabros.deviantart.com/
Top left: No grooming
Top right: No poo-ing
Bottom left: No dogs allowed
Bottom right: Live is made easier if you don't have a dog in the first place N00B!
Hikikomori in the making
http://supermariabros.deviantart.com/
The last line, it's "Life"... Yea...
Student
1st rule: you do not talk about dog's brush
2nd rule: you DO NOT talk about dog's poo
3rd rule: one dog at a time
4th rule: firecrackers will go on as long as they have to
mouse clicker
i am jack's dog.
Tow dispatcher
Top left: Don't put noodles on your dog.
銀河帝国五〇一軍团 TK/TD 8316 M.E.P.D. Police Sergeant
http://gordonator.com/
that's ok. if your dog doesn't look like the one on the sign, it is ok to do any of the mentioned. ^^;
Afro-ed Student
http://Mizunaga.blogspot.com/
LOL....
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
LOL!
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
LOL. Nice one!
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
lol...
Student and Miku Guardian
http://kyourankyodai.com
If you compile every signs, here is what they mean..
Overall: Get an AIBO, not a real dog.. You do not have to worry about anything that is related to all the signs..
aspiring to become a doujin and graphics artist cum lawyer
http://aki7.bottled-wish.info
but then ifwe have AIBO dont you think they'll replace it with dogs + recycling tips? :P
Afro-ed Student
http://Mizunaga.blogspot.com/
Top left- Do not stab dog with bed of needles
Top right- Do not put chocolate pudding behind dog
Bottom left- Do not dog
Bottom right- No mahou shoujo
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Sign 1: Do not suspend a comb on top of your dog (attracts evil spirits?). If we see lost souls in the vinicity, you're doomed.
Sign 2: Do not wait for your dog to poop on the floor. Do make a dramatic jump save, with only a tissue, baseball catcher-style. If we spot a dog poop, you'll pay dearly.
Sign 3: Anyway, if we do spot you with a dog (even a fake one), you're in for a good fine.
Sign 4: Do not pretend to be safe and party if you can't see this sign (or feign to). Please do not take us for fools or simpletons.
computer business Infomation system
Top Left - Do not give your dog a shower.
Top Right - Do not let your dog near a self destruct button.
Bottom Left - Do not keep a dog as a pet.
Bottom Right - Fireworks do not shoot stars.... they shoot fires.
Afro-ed Student
http://Mizunaga.blogspot.com/
"Fireworks do not shoot stars.... they shoot fires."
LOL
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
EPIC!!!
Polytechnic Junior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer In-training.
http://thehangerbay.wordpress.com/
top left: No dogs and combs/brushes.
top right: no dogs and stones.
bottom left: no dogs.
bottom right: no fireworks with swirly wrapping and sparks.
Dog of the Country
Top left: dogs do not brush their teeth..therefore,the bad breath.
top right: dogs shit sitting down, not standing.
bottom left: call the dogs buster when in need..
bottom right: no transformations of any "mahou inu lyrical doggu" allowed here.
Dog of the Country
*change sitting to squating..thx
Photography
might be a little difficult to sit whilst pooing. :P
Perv
Top left - don't brush your dog here
top right - don't provoke your dog to s&%@ here
bottom left - no dogs here
bottom right - don't play catch with your dog and a firework here
PhysicsMajor/Someting/Photo/Pharm Tech
http://www.cadha13.com/blog
top left: do not use dog as table
top right: do not give suppositories to the dog
bottom left: no "shaggy dogs" here lol!
bottom right: no celebrations of any kind for your dog.
Moe Hunter
http://moehunter.wordpress.com/
Top Left: Dogs do not like their teeth being cleaned.
Top Right: Do not feed your dog land mines.
Bottom Left: No genetically modified crocodile/dog hybrids allowed.
Bottom Right: Partying with your dog in the middle of the park can be dangerous.
browsing the nets
http://otakuposts.blogspot.com/
For dogs only:
TL: you not allowed to comb
TR: don't pooh where it can be seen
BL: don't grin at bitches
BR: watch where you're going
Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
http://xspblog.com
1- don't offer ramen to dog, he'll ignore it
2- dog doesn't like kagami mochi and ignores it too
3- I don't like dog, he's stupid
4- So I wack him with a stick!
dannychoo.com reader
http://sdcomics.online.fr
4- Happy Unbirthday 0/
Network Admin
Top Left - Do not use your dog as a brush.
Top Right - Do not turn your dog into clay.
Bottom Left - Do not let your dog grow a beard.
Bottom Right - Do not use straws to catch stars.
3d Modeller/Time Lord
Since I can't read Japanese I assume it's all true. I'm always throwing shurikens at my dog to keep him on his toes.
Photography
1. no brushing dog(maybe because of allergies?)
2. no dog messes.
3. while we're at it, no dogs allowed.
4. no fireworks.
Student
http://www.shangri-la.2ya.com
TL: No flushing your dog down the loo
TR: Do not use dog as mine-field clearer
BL: Use a leash when walking your bench
BR: Fireworks+RC toys prohibited: however, RC-fireworks are permitted
オタク all day long
http://www.nekomagic.com
LOL, the bottom right looks like a Dragonball!!! XD
The town drunk
Top Left: Do not practice your magic act on your dog.
Top Right: Ouch...
Bottom Left: Dogs that look like yours are not allowed.
Bottom Right: Do not use dogs filled with coca-cola and fizz candy as throwing grenades.
Wannabe Artist / Student
Top-Left: Do not try to scan your dog because it does not have a barcode.
Top-Right: Your dog may not plant a chocolate cornet.
Bottom-Left: Your dog cannot be a dog.
Bottom-Right: Do not use birthday candles the kind that give out stars.
Medical Student
bwahahaha... lol.. funny!!!!!
90's F1 Afficionate and Anti-Otaku
http://www.livestream.com/f1action
Front Left: No combing
Front Right: No shitting
Rear Left: No Dogs
Rear Right: No fireworks, not even Juan Manuel Garcia Passalacqua