RoboGeisha

The Sci-fi film of the century that you have been waiting for - Robo Geisha. From the makers of The Machine Girl.
Geisha Missile!
Geisha Chainsaw!
Geisha Transform!
Fried Shrimp!
Tengu Milk!
Hijacked from Vincent.
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SNSD Lover
http://realtaku.wordpress.com/
What kind of crazy weird stuff is this? After finishing the video I went into state of shock because I can barely comprehend the strange concept of this movie, and yet it keeps bombarding my brain with images.
Just weird.
Custom Arcadestick builder
http://twitter.com/dryrice
as they say in bsg... what the frack?!
Designer / Visual Editor
http://www.youtube.com/user/ImperialPimp
Exactly - this film looks kinda cheap & nasty. Very basic After Effects all over the place. Almost surely made for the foreign market as a "crazy Japanese film"....
Avoid.
Student
Yep, I really liked Tokyo gore police effects, this need more of that, and what's wrong with the narrator. :D
But Geisha colonoscopy FTW.
Otaku Webmaster
http://www.gamekult.com/blog/sbebiwan/
Hehe, I was going to post it, but see the image, I guess you saw it on my blog
http://www.gamekult.com/blog/sbebiwan/150269/CINE+RoboGeisha+Trailer+la+bande+annonce+qui+tue.html
So crazy !!
CEO MIrai Inc
http://www.dannychoo.com/profile/eng/
Hijacked from Vincent.
Vicent, was the sauce sbebiwan?
Graphic Designer, Sistems ING
http://www.jamaikitoanimedia.com
THIS IS TO MUCH!!! Buildings spill blod in japan, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
NEET part-time - Technical Support Officer - Network security engineer
http://burugureibi.blogspot.com/
Okay that's it
Now i've seen everything...
part-time professional part-timer
hilarious at the same time disturbing :))
Wage slave by day, semi-pro blogger by night
http://fivecentstencents.com
ROFLMAO!
IT TechGuy
http://starboykb.blogspot.com
This is worst than power ranger. OMG I shouldnt have watch it!
Motion Graphics Designer
what the... O__o
大学生
It's sad that Japan could produce such rubbish.
Wonder what the makers are trying to tell us.
Future Idol
http://puddingparadise.blogspot.com
THIS IS HILARIOUS
HAHAHA
AWESOME GEISHA TRANSFORMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Student
Lol, That's some crazy stuff, I wonder if its good enough to receive a dub.
Nekophilia
I need something to laugh after Machine Girl. Some absurd CG effects are good for laughs at times xD Also, this has tidbits of "fanservice" in it like Machine Girl. I'm definitely watching this. This is one of those movie made lousy for laughs!
Forget Geisha Transform, Fried Shrimp and Tengu Milk..
It's about SHORYUKEN and AYA KIGUCHI! xD
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
This..... this ..... this is........ *speechless*
student
This is classically... baaaaaad!!! >.>
Student
http://foxkey.blog126.fc2.com/
My.. My.... This is.. unique so to say. Now i'm down with dodgey CG for laughs but, all that other stuff is rediculous.
Mouse Whisperer
She reminds me of a gal I dated, very high maintenance and expensive. Luckily my Ex didn't come with all the deadly accessories.
"jack of all trades" (master of none)
http://japanweloveyou.blogspot.com
LOL Niko! :)
I gotta watch this.
I loved Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Cop.
Nothing beats a penis gun.......
studying comp studies, planning to look for part time job
http://bruneian-otaku.blogspot.com
oh my gawd... lol XD
Graphic Designer, Business learner
http://blog.yam.com/igCharcoal
Another epic fail...man this is so sad....Orz
filmaker
http://bigstick-freshturd-hotday.blogspot.com/
some1 must b watching them for them to keep on making them. I loved "machine girl" but i hated "tokyo gore police" i think ill give this one a miss as well.
Hobby fan
From the creators of Machine Girl???
Uhhhhh... I think that this "Robogeisha" movie will rock in every aspect if the imagination and effects keep the same ^^.
Of course that I'm gonna see this movie when it comes. Not to be Miss!
Physics Student
http://dark-kai3.blogspot.com
I don't know what to say....DID THAT BUILDING JUST BLEED?!
still working with my unfinished blog
http://moemoekyun.wordpress.com/
wonder if that robot can explode !!
IT Student
http://www.aeon.net.nz
Oh jesus...
Oh god...
wtf
Com. Sci. Student
O_O
IT, Programmer, Otaku, ...
http://blog.jpopdb.org/
Haha, this is great! I have watched Machine Girl too, and this one seems even more violent and interesting. Many more characters too.
And it blew me away that it's starring Kiguchi Aya! Will definitely see this ^^
When does it come out ?
Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
http://meimi132.wordpress.com/
I wish I could watch the trailer right now... my little bro is sitting next to me and its probably not suitable lol.
http://shounen.chungyc.org/
That is so unbelievably ... cheesy ...
Passerby
http://jitokun.wordpress.com/
Can't stop laughing while watching the video. Is this a comedy?
Nekophilia
I think so. I laughed all the way thru Machine Girl. The plot really didn't matter much - it was how they "bled" and fought that makes the movie downright funny.
Though we seem to get mixed responses... Some think its crap. Another man's crap is another man's treasure! ^^;
Illustrator & Designer
http://www.knight-edge.com/
Is that voice over for realz??? O_o
I want him to do all the v.o. for all the summer blockbuster from now on!!
Mad scientist
http://yazor-san.daportfolio.com/
I'm really not shure what to think of this... @_@
Otaku Graphic Designer
http://neoprolacus.spaces.live.com
...
0,o
unistudent
k thats is by far the creepiest and wierdest movie trailer ive seen, half the time i was thinking it was some sortof spoof, but i guess not.
fried shrimp in the eyes wah???
dont get me started on blades coming out of the human body...
Momusufan
It's Japanese, it makes perfect sense. Can't wait for the DVD.
Student
Lol I guess i'll see it to see if it's any good as Machine Girl. Is it me or does the music sound like something i've heard before.
IT Manager
http://thumbnail-of-life.blogspot.com/
I am really speechless....
Student =P
Did they... did it... but it... i-- hunh? A robot... Geisha? Gotta love the wacked out ideas people have to offer nowadays ^_^" What ever happened to the more sensible plots and concepts that we've come to know and love? xD
Daigakusei [Consular and Diplomatic Affairs]
http://dixinfernal.wordpress.com
lol!!!
Bleeding Buildings~~:D
i'll definitely watch this!
Student
lol...this is epic!! XD
College Student | Novice Figure Collector ★彡
http://myfigurecollection.net/profile/neo_valkyrie
LOL someone must've been high to think this up. Oh lawd and he man's voice in the promo is cracking me up. They can't be serious. This has to be a comedy! XD
"jack of all trades" (master of none)
http://japanweloveyou.blogspot.com
Ha ha! Beat you to it Danny! http://japanweloveyou.blogspot.com
Admin
I had to pause the video a couple of times to wipe tears from my eyes. It's so bad it's good. Hilarious.
High School Student
Lol this like like more of a comedy. I could actually take Machine girl serious but not this!
I will be genuinely upset if this doesn't get released in the States.
Student
lol at all the weapons...
keroro platoon member
http://heathorn.wordpress.com
LOL what is this?
Will watch!
Photographer/Photojournalist
http://www.moehost.info
That's quite amusing O_o
College Student
is this for real?
unemployed machinist.. yeah
Chalk this one up for bad movie night ^_^
Holy Jumpin, is that a screwed up concept for a movie. It'll probably be so bad its good. Which will be its only salvation.
So, I'm up for watching!
Infrastructure Operations
http://www.gkjapan.com/
Dude you need to check out machine girl to get prepped. see you at gkj...
Sniper
http://1254lifejournal.wordpress.com
I don't have any word to say about it , must watch the whole movie.
Aeronautical Engineer
http://www.deranged-minds.com/blog/
Wondering if this will also go into the so bad it is good again pile... hopefully!
Ambassador
http://througheyesfromafar.blogspot.com/
I am going to have weird dreams tonight.
浦の引き篭り
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3219/haruhimemew.gif
Oh... my... god... >X'^D
FOTY!!! (Film Of The Year).
Otari Vader, Sith Lord for Hire, will fillet Makoto Itou for free
http://coffeebugg.blogspot.com/
Whut the heck wuzzat.. o_O...
I feel I must watch this if I feel like I want to lose a few brain cells.. It's a movie to watch solely for entertainment purposes. :D A lot like how I thought of Bayformers.
Student & Working
omg, Omg, OMG!!! I loved The Machine Girl, so this is a definite must see!
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim
I don't want to know the Director's name. I don't need to know the guy in charge of Visual Effects or the guy who's doing the Special Effects (by the way, I can't tell the difference between the two).
What I have to know is the Sound guy's name. I need to shoot whoever is responsible for that horrid voiceover murmuring that's going to haunt me in my dreams.
I'm not even going to comment on the rest of it. My feelings of shock, dismay, and horror cannot be adequately translated into words at this time. I don't know if I should laugh at its ridiculousness or cry for the sad waste of time spent making this, so I settled for a bit of both.
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim
(...Upon rereading, I realize I sound a bit overdramatic and flame-y, so I'll emphasize here that I'm being sarcastic about a B-film at its worst. Some people may like it, but as a film student who has some pride in my art, I cannot help but wince.) ^^;
Another Otaku Shoujo
http://otakuhimesama.blogspot.com/
This is madness!!!11111 xD
Otaku-in-training
http://www.flickr.com/people/terrorhunt/
MADNESS?!!!
THIS IS...... this is....
Errr..... anybody wanna help me out here?
Part-timer
This is... JAPAN.
In any case, the trailer had me laughing my ass off. When I finished watching the trailer, I entered a state of shock I couldnt comprehend any of it... and then I asked myself whether or not I just wasted part of my life watching that. XD
LOL, that looks soo crazy =D
Geisha use your ultimate attack! FRIED SHRIMP!!!
vendor
http://www.friendster.com
First i watch some machine girl...kinda bloody stuff now this.....O_0
look like a indie to me.
三年せいとオタク
Um okay then o.o
Student and free-time otaku ^^
uhhh... this movie just seems... sick.
技術者
korewha totemo hidoi eiga desune www
Drugs Handler
Madness. Sheer, utter, unadulterated madness :|
http://darkdam.deviantart.com/
buildings bleeding... I'm pretty speechless about it, will probably never watch it
Architect
http://marcsy.multiply.com/
I'm sorry but, that was really worthless. IMO, hope they stop showing films like this. I wonder how the younger ones will react after watching this. X(
Pre-U Student
http://wakuwakusuru.zeroclipse.net
Lol. Is this for real?
IT Crowd
if I was really bored and it was free, I probably would still not go and see it. 3:21 was enough ^^
Support
OMG WTF?!?!?!
Photography Student
http://hugodeathy.deviantart.com/
Okay...I...have nothing to say. Just weird!
PT Supervisor at UPS
lol GEISHA MISSLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Student
http://igeo.deviantart.com/
*adds on to-watch list* 8D
Th..This is a a a joke right? I mean...that's just...wow. Eye-scars.
Laptop Tech
Looks like perfect fodder for a MST 3K show... Megami-sama, that was cheesier than a Kraft Dinner factory!!!! :)
Student, Uncle & hopfully a good husband..
.....no words can describe my utter shock in watching the trailer...
Figurine Enthusiast, Uni Student
uber coolness+lolness ^^;
Student, Performer
http://kesenaitsumi89.wordpress.com/
oo...Faint...
Student, Artist, Unemployed but seeking
FRIED SHRIMP!
I'm going to pass on this movie.
World Class Idiot
lololololololol wtf.... disturbing
anime + games collector
what is the point.
Student
http://lordofgundams.blogspot.com/
This is rather weird.
Student
uhhh...what?
general contractor- remodeling
http://www.curiousjapan.blogspot.com
Wow! That was quite, funny , disturbing, sick, and very creative, all at the same time. I particulalry like the Geisha Chainsaw, and the Hip Katana. Very fertile minds at work here desu ne.
Biostatistical Programmer
ehr, what a load of crap! ^^
The Machine Girl was so bizarely retarded, that I am not so sure if I want to watch tis, but then again I might as well give it a shot. Maybe this time they actually limited the quantity of blood they were going to use
Young Grasshopper
http://miragestrike.blogspot.com
Handicap gun...
This is going to be AWESOME!
http://www.wotakunow.co.uk/
What has science done!?
Dollfie Dream Collector and High School Student
ROFL!!! FRIED SHRIMP!!!! XDDD I'll never look at fried shrimp the same ever again.
I swear this director and his poorly funded films is just getting more and more outragous with each new one
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
http://puppy52art.com/
LOL oh boy amazing how much they can store in a little geisha ^^;;;
Student, part-time slave
http://yakuri.wordpress.com/
I am greatly perturbed by this trailer. I'm so perturbed, I'm gonna have to watch this as soon as it's released!
Mechanic
http://drcow.wordpress.com/
.... Its a crime to make that kind of movie! A CRIME!!!!
Although it made me laugh extremely well, its that bad haha
Student
http://chibikira.wordpress.com/
what.the hell.
since when do buildings bleed?And what the hell is up with 2:19?!
weird.just freaking weird.
STUDENT
http://www.levelup.com.mx
en que demonios piensan cuando hacen esas peliculas
aspiring to become a doujin and graphics artist cum lawyer
http://aki7.bottled-wish.info
etou... >_________________>;;;
none
I got to this this movie looks funny.
Nurse
...this film is disgusting...this lowers japan's image IMHO.
Freelance Digital Production Artist
http://www.flickr.com/photos/victor_lee/sets/
I can't wait to see this film… Transforming Geisha! Fried Shrimp!
Dirty Gentleman
http://cantstanzya.wordpress.com/
O_o
o_O
O_o
o_O
^_^
A lot of things are never to be viewed the same...
Again.
Computer science student
Forget the downer of the century (I mean Transformers) this is it!!
Actor, Moviemaker and Blogger.
http://sitedofonseca.blogspot.com
Bizarre trailer!!
http://viviangel.vox.com/
scary though.. Not sure I like it.
Network Security Specialist
Instant watch. Bleeding buildings did it for me.
-1
http://necrophadian.blogspot.com/
O___O curious. i must watch this...
sorry will not check this out for 100% some of thing is to the extreme.
Student, Saxophonist, Future ruler of the World...
What the heck were they smoking to come with such idea for a movie ??? Its just INSANE !!!! o_0
College Freshmen
I wouldn't want my name associated with the movie. I was stunned by how stupid it was.
demon hunter
http://www.j-fan.com
weird sadistic movie again???
developer
i like this movies. -_-
Student
http://chr1s-k.deviantart.com/
I'm speechless...
lol
for Christ sake tengu milk.... and fried shrimp death...
"jack of all trades" (master of none)
http://japanweloveyou.blogspot.com
Don't ya love how she's in her transformer tank, screaming along the highway, playing her shamisen??? LOL
Studio Bleach founder/owner
http://myspace.com/studiobleach
So... When are they going to do a crossover with The Toxic Avenger? :P
Give me RoboGeisha VS Robocop!
???Confused???
Wow that was just out there...
IT tech support
http://www.quazacolt.com
i wonder if it'll ever officially reach Malaysian cinemas :P
Web Designer / Animator
http://parttimeotaku.blogspot.com/
I saw this earlier on other blog, kinda nuisance to me.
Scientist, unemployed.
http://fmphoenixhawk.livejournal.com
It popped up on Attack of the Snow today on G4. I thought someone had made a fake film trailer. But it's real? Woah, and I thought the girl pooping out the machine gun was weird.
Student
http://kyrasato.wordpress.com
WTF O_O;
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
The narrator really made it funny XD
Anime addict
I can't tell what's cheesier, the special effects or the guy announcing "geisha <insert move here>."
this is the greatest thing ever lol
gakusei,otaku
http://wiredmecha.wordpress.com/
lucky XD that movie wouln't reach my country ahahahahaha
Sushi chef, and will be student.
this is just sick
Programmer
http://www.otakulinks.com
Yes, another movie :D I will be expecting it. I really loved the Machine Girl, but didn't like Tokyo Gore Police very much
thousand master II, Internet Learner, Auto didacta
http://pipopaz.wordpress.com/
hahaha this looks cool! ^^
anime/cosplay events organizer
http://www.cosplay.ph
gotta have whatever Japan is having XDDDD
Mechanical Engineering student
http://sabekujikaneda.multiply.com/
What. The. Hell.
Also, OMG the buildings... they BLEED!!! LOL XD
teacher-to-be...hahaha
man...that's even crazier than tokyo gore police
Business Analyst
The Handicap Gun is marvellous
Software developer
Yeah! It rocks!
University slacker
http://chocopan.wordpress.com
This. Is. AWESOME.
I just LOVE how the buildings are bleeding too! LOL
Associate Network Administrator
Geisha chainsaw and fried shrimp are my two favourite moves.
http://www.stefkov.com/
That looks awesome.
buffer
Ooooookkkkkaaaaaayyyyy... what the hell was that?
I dunno what's worse, 95% of movie trailers made by Hollywood (IMO) or this. I guess Robogeisha takes the cake for that one :S
Permanent Japanophile
Oh Em Gee!!!
Hahahaaa freakin silly!! But hilarious nevertheless...
Anigao Kigurumi Cosplayer, Professional mask maker.
http://www.kigurumicosplay.com
Is this movie for real?
hw sw engineer
http://darkfader.blogspot.com/
I will definitely watch this!
Engineer
http://philabong.webs.com/
Did those buildings just spurt arterial blood?
barista
It'll be on the sci-fi channel a week after release i bet
Anime Student
This movie is a late april fools joke right?
Engineer
http://www.mechafactory.com
Wtf! Blade coming out from the armpits?
maintenence
http://joey1058.wordpress.com
It's a good thing I know better. If I saw this film as an overall representation of Japan, I'd have said that two nukes weren't enough. :-/
Designer / Visual Editor
http://www.youtube.com/user/ImperialPimp
That is in very bad taste. Hiroshima & Nagasaki bombings were not funny.
Student
http://shockerz.wordpress.com/
What the F*ck!? The trailer really grab my balls. It's kinda creepy and weird at the same time is it just me or the video?
Interior Designer/Broker
http://www.urbaanbangkok.com
When I saw the trailer for Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus I thought the pinnacle of strangeness for a movie preview had been ultimately achieved. Thanks to Danny I now know how very wrong I have been. Watch the Mega Shark preview it's pretty funny and the Dead Snow preview. They are both pretty funny but nothing compared to Danny's Robo Geisha recommendation.
MEGA SHARK www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o
DEAD SNOW www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkC7HiAlAeE&feature=fvst
Anime Student
I don't know if I should laugh or be disturbed...I didn't watch machine girl yet but, this movies is downright weird.
I'll pass on this one
Graphic Designer
that was amazing . . . the total overload of imagery!!!
ack
lecherous wretch
http://graeble.deviantart.com/
LOL
i have to see this.
student
the first thing that entered my midn after watching the trailer was a very very big. WHAAT THEE EFFF.
it'll soound funny but it just totally creeped me out >.<
I laughed at the placement of the weapons(armpits?!) and the transformations though lol
otaku!
http://cafe.daum.net/heavyvehicle
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL neat little $2 budget movie LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
http://xspblog.com
Gore B-rated movies are getting a japanese upgrade... o_O
student...still
FRIED SHRIMP!!!!
ERP Developer/Consultant
Mario Kart Geisha!!
I really wanted to say something clever, but words completely fail me.
I liked Machine Girl and loved TGP, but this is just too much.
west virginia janitor
http://yahoo.com
"Bust Machine guns", very unique, gotta see.