Muscle March

The game that your Wii has been waiting for - Muscle March by Namco.
Original text from Nrvnsqr below.
This is quite possibly the single most glorious WiiWare title I have ever seen. I would happily sacrifice an infant or three of Namco could localize this for US release.
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Programmer
http://www.shacknews.com
Hahaha. Oh my....
Anigao Kigurumi Cosplayer, Professional mask maker.
http://www.kigurumicosplay.com
lol... indeed
Made me laugh non stop...haha
wow...what the heck was that lol
Student
We all seem to be thinking the same thing ^^"
Otaku
Seriously could not stop laughin oh man.....
三年せいとオタク
'I would happily sacrifice an infant or three" O.o; You must really like the game...
Pedobear approved
I have no idea what the gameplay is like. But the concept is pure awesome, and would make many heads explode in the US if it were released.
Myself-finder
you race four other people ( or AI) as you crash through multiple walls and other obstecles. if you are the leading person, you can put any pose you want as you crash through the wall, and the others will have to follow or risk slowing down. and the poses are all the standard macho ones.
really relly GAR
Procrastinator
http://www.wootevi.com/blog/
This looks hilarious and something I wouldn't mind spending $8 on, if it ever gets here.
college student
heh this looks awesome, I'm calling wii game of the year!
Motion Graphics Designer
that made me lol bigtime. looks like a fun party game. i'll be looking out for this wiiware ^^
about to be in the Air Force (delayed enlistment)
http://www.unholypaladinstudios.deviantart.com
I honestly don't know whether to laugh hysterically or be traumatized by the weirdness... lol
Student
Yes, traumatizing yet, hilariously awesome at the same time.
Student, Uncle & hopfully a good husband..
Ha...nothing else to add....
tentacle monster
haha cant stop laughing
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
Oh so that's how you play it... Heard about it but never understood how it works ^^;
Finally game where we can flex our muscles on and off the screen? :)
Mechanical Engineering student
http://sabekujikaneda.multiply.com/
This is the ultimate game for men! LOL XD
Physics Student
http://dark-kai3.blogspot.com
*FLEX* lol
Overman
http://myplasticmoustache.blogspot.com/
Don't you mean "m~hen" (with accompanying inflection).
Poet (not)
Charming... ^^
Looks crazy awesome. A must own!
studying comp studies, planning to look for part time job
http://bruneian-otaku.blogspot.com
can't stop ROFL-ing XDDD
IT Support
Things that make you go Hmmm!
IT Crowd
uhhh okay....
Not sure I'd want to spend anything on this game.... :P
大废柴 / ダメ人間 / NEET
マッスルゥ、マッスルゥゥゥゥゥゥ~ (CV:若本)
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
Nice Muscle!!~
I wonder what the neighbor will be thinking when they saw the player posing macho in front of TV.......
Processing Executive
I agree, the Wii has been waiting for this. No not only the Wii but every single console
Figure Collecter
http://blog.naver.com/manaroanito
Wii版 超兄弟??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
i am speechless... :O
funny narrator XD
Student
http://foxkey.blog126.fc2.com/
You know.. despite this game being off, the use of the motion control in this game is very innovative. I'd definately play this if I had a Wii.
photoshop junkie
http://blossoming.livejournal.com
OH, GOD. I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
NEET part-time - Technical Support Officer - Network security engineer
http://burugureibi.blogspot.com/
i gotta get this!
Oppai disciple
http://terateratera.blogspot.com
The polar bear is epic!
CEO MIrai Inc
http://www.dannychoo.com/profile/eng/
Avatar Win!
Student - Japanese Studies
http://www.genkitim.com
These are the kind of games the Wii was designed for imo, a good chance to laugh at your friends as they attempt to do what the TV tells them to do, even if it means making a fool out of themselves xD
Otaku Graphic Designer
http://neoprolacus.spaces.live.com
LOL, So the game needs you to do all those posings in order to win the race... XD
Customer support/Evil Mastermind
Yes! I'm buying a pair of speedos, a wii and some tan bodypoint as soon as this comes out!
Customer support/Evil Mastermind
Er, bodypaint... obviously... or whatever they call that stuff that makes you look tanned even though you're not... brown without sun?
still working with my unfinished blog
http://moemoekyun.wordpress.com/
my my LOL !!
thousand master II, Internet Learner, Auto didacta
http://pipopaz.wordpress.com/
i guess creativity comes hand to hand with weirdness sometimes ^^;;
Student
Oh haha, I already saw news of this game on another site.
Nintendo are really hitting back with block buster titles now eh?
Mahasiswa yang terdampar di Singapura.
http://lolipedofin.wordpress.com/
Hahahahaha....
oh God... hahahahahahahaha
tis is da win... hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Daigakusei [Consular and Diplomatic Affairs]
http://dixinfernal.wordpress.com
WTF!
Wage slave by day, semi-pro blogger by night
http://fivecentstencents.com
Looks like the pinnacle of weirdness! :-)
researcher, historian, gunslinger
Okay, this is probably the only time I'm ever going to say this and actually mean it, but It has to be said:
WHAT.
THE.
F**K?!?
Physics Student
http://dark-kai3.blogspot.com
'NICE MUSCLE!' obviously =)
Student
LMAO. That actually looks like fun.
Back to the grind
alright....?
Graphic Designer, Programmer
lmao wow I'm seriously amazed at some peoples idea's. But this actually looks fun.
A noodle
http://www.kuubrog.com
"Hey you!"
Mad scientist
http://yazor-san.daportfolio.com/
The gut with the beard at 0:20, what is he doing with his hand?! @_@
Mad scientist
http://yazor-san.daportfolio.com/
Woopsie, ment to say guy, not gut...
IT
http://nails.otaku.jp
This is clearly the "end-all" Wii game.
Just a Passing-Through Otaku, Remember That
http://hobbychaos.blogspot.com
omg 0.0 LOL
Nekophilia
LOL! This might just be the most interesting Wii game yet.
Student
I demand my Hulkamania pose
Sysadmin
http://coolandspicy.net
I think I'll pass >_>
Support
Its just so crazygoofywacky that it may just catch on
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
http://urisblog.morbid-sore.de/
Easily the game of the year. I mean, F*** Mass Effect 2 or Dragon Age. THIS is the shit we pro-gamers have been looking for all those years!
Programmer
http://whatsacoder.blogspot.com
Was that a racing game???
UCSD Pre-Pharm Undergraduate
lol, definitely not kid-friendly. *shudder* the muscles, its like a group of armstrongs from fma.
Overman
http://myplasticmoustache.blogspot.com/
It actually might get localized. Read up on it in 1up.com.
Terrorist ? =)
What in the world did i just see !? >_>
Web Developer, Designer, ALT
http://8bitplus.blogspot.com/
For some reason, I want to play this.
Student & Artist
http://kanochu.wordpress.com
WTF? Hahaha wow that was...different.
EFfin' Otaku
http://www.touhou.us/blog
I think I'm scared. D:
Student pilot
The sheer irrelevance of the game makes it brilliant! HAHA...
It really reminds me of Katamari Damacy, in the way it is so refreshingly different from other games in the market... hmm, that sounds a little ironic, doesn't it? But maybe you guys can understand what I mean...
I just hope that there's a version released in English...
Ninja / Engineer / Sensei / 魔法少女 (What!?! I can't be, I'm a guy...)
I remember hearing about this. The game is just hilarious. Of course, games like this are only fun the first few times. =P
Draftsman Graduated, Environment & Interior Design Student
http://www.flickr.com/photos/manuelriosg/
Ha ha ha!!! is a really crazy game... very funny ha ha ha!!! Only in japan can made this kind of games. Looks Fun!!!
Comic Shop Owner
NICE MUSCLE!!!
http://animaticfigmation.com/
that's certainly different from your usual. This kind of game should have Hard Gay and Billy Herrington as unlockable characters.
Service desk support
http://lookingglass.kokidokom.net
Old news, but that doesn't make it any less awesome!!!
Doubt it will be released over in europe tho. All these years and Nintendo still treat us like crap.
Students
o my eye. wait a minute, with hard gay? then i will play it, gladly XD
part-time professional part-timer
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!
Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
http://xspblog.com
Very awesome!
Wrote about it sometime ago:
http://xspblog.com/2009/05/24/lets-muscle-wiiware/
Didn't know the real name, so I invented one... xD
One of those games I really wish they released other in other platforms... since I don't own a Wii. *sad panda*
Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
http://xspblog.com
Oh, did anyone also noticed the Katamari-like music?
Student
http://anime.tedfox.com/
*stares at my weak physique. NOOO i feel so inadequate. i want muscles too! NOT ^^
software manager
http://wawawawasuremono.com
anikiiiiiiii!
hahaha hilarious! seems like this could be pretty fun while drunk ^^
IT Administrator
ANIKI!!!!!!!!!!!
university student
My Eyes!!!! They Burn!!!!
Eroge blogger
http://omochikaeri.wordpress.com/
Oh wow. Seems like a fun game to play with friends.
Graphic designer
Love the character picking dance they do, must have this~ <3
Online Shop
http://wildarms.egloos.com
Wow, just wow lol.
Freelance Digital Production Artist
http://www.flickr.com/photos/victor_lee/sets/
Nice polar bear.
http://www.ryusworld.com
Nice Muscle! Huzzaaaah
Japanese have the best ideas for video games lol
hope they will release this in Europe too XD
Student
LOL it wiil be nice if u play with some friends heh . ust like human tetris LOL
Otaku Programmer/Gamer/Artist/Photographer
http://argylebolivar.wordpress.com
WHOA =______=
Dollfie Dream Collector and High School Student
LOL! The sheep!!! XDD
Computer science student
Oh my -_-
Saw the japanese TV-spot on Gametrailers. It's horrible!!
Guitar Teacher, Musician
http://www.youtube.com/user/roskotroff
Hahaha that`s insane, absolutly crazy idea, but looks funny and a little creepy, XD.
Media & Communications Student
The ice bear is from Norway >w< AHAHAHHAHAHHA Awesome
Student
ROFL!
Do want this game!
Student
http://hana-bix.livejournal.com/
barf.
IT Student
http://www.aeon.net.nz
This is quite possibly the only time I am considering buying a wii
IT tech support
http://www.quazacolt.com
MIND IS BLOWN
Student
http://tasunke.otakugeeksquad.org/blog/
I saw this a while ago (probably on Kotaku, IIRC)... and it is just as disturbing now as it was then. n.n;;
Nrvnsqr said it's the most glorious Wiiware title he has ever seen.... I say it's the most disturbing I have ever seen. n.n;;;
Anime addict
What the hell did I just watch?
Student
Haha looks fun, anyone know the song??
大学生
http://justaskeikaku.net23.net
lol quite disturbing. the song just makes it worse
College Freshmen
I thought it was going to be that twitch shooter game where you're piloting two buff guys. This was even more WTF? than that though. Come on Nintendo, you can do better than this.
Student
I would like it more if i had that commentator commenting while i play. His voice really made me lol.
Student
http://irregularbloggers.wordpress.com/
My friend linked me this about a week ago and I could not stop laughing! This is such an awesome game, must get it so I can flex and run!
Airlines
http://twitter.com/ckonefilm
This game looks truly outrageous! Only $8??? Must be sent to the US ASAP!
Integrated Data Sentient Entity
definitely do want
Student & Working
Best game eva'!
Dental Technician, i make teeth!
http://antsizedman.blogspot.com/
Damn, now that is a little bit different.
Art Student/Freelancer
http://jenarwen.deviant.art.com
My friend showed me this and I could only gape open mouthed at the epicness.
Student/Gakusei
this is epic.
NICE MUSCLE
Student
Oooookayyyyyy....
anime + games collector
that is sooo fsck up man.
Associate Network Administrator
Want this game, but aren't Wii games region locked?
Student
http://pasu2k.wordpress.com
They are. AND this is a Wii Ware title, so you'll have to download it directly from the Japanese Wii Shopping Channel, which unfortunately you can't access on NTSC-U and PAL Wii's.
Web Designer / Animator
http://parttimeotaku.blogspot.com/
This game on wii is sweet but i still would wait for X Box 360 project Natal
Wearing a NEET Touhou shirt at work to be contradictive
I just hope they'll release this in Canada as one of those ten dollar games.
Hell, I'd buy another Wii to get this if I had to.
Sacrificing infants? What are you, bored? Sacrfice goats, they seem to please gods more.
Among the evergrowing ranks of unemployed
All I could do was watch in awe. So hilarious.....Yet so weird....Must have. :D
Gainfully unemployed
http://www.loneleeplanet.com/
hahahahaha...