Japan Missile Defense

Yikes, that's creepy. I'm amazed that they're even allowed to do a test like that. I'd hate knowing that there are missles flying over me for "testing". º_º;

I wonder how Shinku (if that is her) will fend off those rockets.

So we all agree Doreamon is the most badass mecha ever? He is in the last line of defense and doesn't afraid of anything.

lol, evangelion defense? i wish

EVA Shogoki, Gundam and Doraeemon really makes ROFLs XDD

Is that a Tachikoma?

I can't help but say (quoth Nanoha): STARLIGHT...!

Glaring omission:

MIKURU BEAM!!!

Yeah cuz Japan totally has a military of their own right?

I think its dumb that N Korea would want to test missles, if the missle happens to go crazy and stuff happens, how will they take responsibility?
Everyone should just stop making weapons and unite, though it's hard for that to happen...

Sinji would wimp out in the Eva, so I put my money on the Yomato or Gundam to be Japan's savior.

Hooray for Doraemon's deflection cape ^^ Strange that he's deflecting it to America though...

Doraemon FTW!!!!!
Super cape!!!!!
He can fly too!!!!!
Danny, don't forget he has a cannon too!!!!!

Lets face it.. the funny little man, (My name for Kim Jong Il.) is coocoo!! They put on stuff like this to get attention.. World says no, They get attention. Really only thing about it that twerks my nose is. Outside of McArthurs idea of dropping bucket loads of atomic weapons, it was an untennable war with the Chinese involved. But I hate the tie

LOL at the text above Doraemon: "to America".

lol at the last line of defense...

Now this would be a real live action movie!

If things gets messy there are always gundams XD
Or are they gonna use the bishoujo tactic.

They got an EVA-00 waiting ..^^

Looks like a nice plan of defense (^^)/

LMAO Gundam and Evangelion team up for once ^0^ prepare the meteor unit, and the back-up AT field ^0^ if both fails, use the lance of longinus ^0^

Let's see:
Gundam? Check!
Evangelion? Check!
Yamato? Check!
Rozen Maiden? Check!
Strike Witches? Strike Witches?

What? no Strike Witches? This defense plan is flawed!

WAIT! WTH is Shinku doing there?!?

What the heck is N.Korea thinking!
Japan should launch those Gundams now and blow those Missile Silos ASAP!

Just give me a Eva (00',02,03) and I'll squeeze each guy and punch every missile!
Give me a Eva 01 or Eva-MP and I'll eat each guy and punch every missile!
Give me a Launcher Strike Gundam and I'll plow out every conflict in the world!

Give me a lolipop too.

:P

How about a Nightmare unit, probably the guren mkII flight version and blast those rockets to dust.

So where are the VF-0's and VF-1's? Wasn't the SDF-1 launched recently? I'm sure they can easily loan us some fighters fly CAP sorties around that peninsula.

Where does Hello Kitty fit in the grand scheme of things?

I bet N.Korea wouldn't test if it was a country with a huge millitary power. Its like, playing dumb, hoping for disasters.

If they hit my country, I am seriously going to get pissed off.

sad our country dont have any countermeasures about missile attacks <_< only.....

Now it makes sense why they are making the 1/1 scale RX 78.

doraemon ftw

Haha, hilarious diagram. I'd read about this missle launch thing for a while. Supposedly the U.S. sent some ships over to the see of Japan with anti-missle capabilities. Evidently the government thinks that the Koreans will use the information they get from this launch to develop missles that could hit me here in California T_T

doraemon can prolly just let it fly inside that magic pocket of his.
but that's only if the rerouting of the civilian plane and everything else fails.

Count on EVA-01 and the young pilot Shinji to save Japan as how he did it against the Angels!

ahahaha!! that diagram is FTW! XD

north korea feels like theyre untouchable
of all palces to test their missle capabilities, its like what iran did when they were testing out their cruise missiles, thus the us navy and air force intervened

LOL, that would be awesome line of defense indeed:)

Hmm... What if the missile has the shape of Mouse?? Our Doraemon cannot hold it off....

RX-78 probably won't work...a Zeta plus A1 is more probable.
wait, I think I saw Rozen Maiden on the graph too!? @@

I think it is best to have a Mithril-like organization be made for events like this.

Besides... The last time I heard anything about North Korea, it was tied to this one BBQ. The person said it was "the cat's meow" and that they were not "barking up the wrong tree". X3

needs moar gurren lagann

Funny that they think they stand a chance against Japan.

Ok, I like the Doraemon thing as the last line of defense!

Evangelion and Gundam for the win~

Oh, where's SHE THE ULTIMATE WEAPON?

the last defense... hirari mantle... AWESOME!

These are very scary times for the world. I know many of you are probably too young to understand what it means for North Korea to launch a missile but the whole world will be watching this. Most of you probably don't know, but I'm old enough to remember that North Korea without warning launched a missile that flew right over Tokyo without informing anyone. Being that the US and Japan have strong ties and various treaties, the US almost declared war on North Korea to honor an agreement with the Japanese.

The Japanese are one of America's two biggest allies and we need them as much as they need us. Our relations are in very good condition and I hope they contine to be. But know this, as long as Article 9 of the Japanese Constitution is still in place, the US is bound by international law to fight in the place of Japan. Also don't believe everything you hear and read about the Japanese Self-Defense Forces. They do plenty of military procedures in secret and if they needed to, could handle various threats without the help of the US military.

redirecting the missle to america? wow

Cool stuff on the diagram....

I suggest that the first line of defense is that we sent all the warriors from Ikkitousen anime to go to Korea and distract those army staff who are involve with the missile launching....

Send those sexy gals like Hakufu and Kanou Unchou ^_^

We need... Mahoutsukai Sally!

for the 0.0001% of non-japanese otaku who'll get that referance...

Tachikoma and Doraemon? Please..... You guys all missed one important person. What about Godzilla? Or maybe Ultraman?

Don;t forget Gamera too. Gamera can easily intercept such a missile. You know cuz....he can fly....

New equipment for protecting Japan will be arriving soon. Little is known about this secretive organisation and supplier. A company official had this to say.........

"FUMO! FUMO! FUMO! FUMOFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!"

I also read that some of the PAC3's got stuck in Akita City and the missiles had to be disarmed before the trucks could be moved backwards. But damn, the rockets can be bounced towards the US according to the chart?! I need to build additional pylons, I guess.

LOL doraemon will deflect the missile off to america!!

LOL rozen maiden?

And yes, all this isn't complete without strike witches and VF-25.

With all these super ultimate weapons Japan have, they have no fear to anything~~~~~~~~

I really hope that North Korea drops their communist way like Germany and how China is slowly turning away from Communism. This type of military show-up is just too much these days to get what they want from South Korea and USA.

Where's Son Goku when you need him?? xD

oh well, Japan's Super Robots and Ranger Taskforces are enough to deal with that :)

Dang, gotta be careful what I say...

That is a pretty cool diagram. Those are exactly what the Japanese destroyers look like. LOL at the Rozen Maiden defense. ^_^

SPOILERS: all their missiles will explode harmlessly in mid-air before it could even reach its target.

Personally, I think North Korea is more of a huge show-off than an actual threat. I doubt they could stand up against the onslaught of a military confrontation with largely cold war era military equipment, and having most of their local armament manufactured with dubious quality control. NK is literally surrounded by hostile neighbours, and unless they could do good business with China, I think China will largely abstain from any diplomatic support, other than acting possibly as a mediator in the early stages.

What, no massive nation-wide energy shield system powered by moe?

Segata Sanshiro would have been on that diagram too, unfortunately he died on the first missile strike, or did he? SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!

what the? people approve of the launch??

Last line of defense - Doraemon
Win.

I dunno... maybe North Korea is really planning to launch a satellite. Just look at NK now, it isn't in the state to declare war on any of its neighbors. Doing so would be really stupid.

Then again, they did launch that missile some years ago. If this launch would turn out to be another missile, the "Great Leader" would have to face some problems x_x

Screw that "in the event things go wrong" crap! If it flies over Japan AT ALL they should shoot it down as part of their own missile defences testing. N.Korea is beyond "disrespect" for Japan with this planned action.

Dangerous!!

japan still have trump card to destroy north korea !!!

I wish Tom Clancy will incorporate all this into a book...

holy moly...

no countries would attack Japan if they got defenses like that...
who would dare or has the power great enough to withstand the power of Doraemon?
:D

I'm guess Doraemon must be their last resort. Either having the missile go into this pocket or him taking out the dimension door and leading the missile somewhere else.

Better safe than sorry...

hahaha I so like the map! so good strategy! lol lol. now...can someone translate the map to English? lol

APRIL FOOLS!!! .... oh wait what is it today ...the second? *sigh*...

It's time that North Korea lose China's support. Even as an European it sucks what happens in Far East.

Or have Exia go in to "TORANSAMU" and it'll be over in seconds.

I wonder how did the Japanese public driving these cars react to the military trucks. It must have felt like a Hollywood action movie for them.

Really surprised Japan would even let this happen, at least they got Doraemon as the last line of defense.

Not in the picture

Soul Medics, Shinigami's (Death God) from Bleach has plans of saving souls, before souls turns hollow.

War Expert talks about the Deterence plans to have, Naruto at Nine-Tail Fox Mode, with Taiju Kage Bushin Jutsu (Multi-Copy Capabilties).
Some Claymores, A Decade of Kamen Riders and some SkyGirls.

US Heroes are on-hold at Hollywood, Jedi, Clone & Storm Troopers, Death Star is lost in Black hole, X-men, Transformers and many DOTA heros,
waiting for orders.
Ironman & Batman is busy due to stock market, waiting for some kind of Bid out plans for their enterprise.
NAsA tried to fly Magneto to Moon as prevention to the missile astray but fail, as the space shuttle is made of Plastic.

Ok Finally lets pray for a moment for no more war and disaster.
Science to benefit earth, and not destory earth.

I don't know why they don't just aim at the water. They probably want to know it'll at least reach Japan.

hahah I LOLed when gundams and an EVA are going to Protect Japan XD.. If Japan put shte ZGMF Freedom Gundam as first line defense...I dont think anything is going to get through XD >__<"'

LOL! I knew they were working on those mecha secret projects but didn't know they were actually done with it. And where the heck did they find doraemon? I heard he retired and went missing a long time ago. hahah. I love doraemon. I miss his theme song. ^^

With a defense plan of this size, Japan does not need to worry about its security, but to when they are going to conquer the world. XD

My opinions about N.Korea in King Kir4's article of two days ago.

EKUSU!! KARIBAAA!!! XD

A missle can still be messed up in the sky. Every advanced nation will see it coming. My dad alone can probably mess up the missle from his computer at the navy base.

With such a defense system(Gundam,Eva,Doremon :D), Japan is safe from all dangers both from earth and outer space ^^

Why don't we just put Suzumiya Haruhi as the last line of defense and make her think that the missile was never there :X

Well anyway, I'm always wondering why we humans always create new weapons. Ultimately, it always end up being used on other humans. Isn't it as if we are just inventing new ways to wipe out each other? I mean, you invent a weapon and for what purpose does it serve when you only use during war, on other humans mind you. Furthermore, having nuclear power plants in a country can be costly and lethal if something goes wrong. Humans just can't discard all those deadly weapons(atomic bombs,etc.) and live in peace, thanks to our human nature of greed,desire for power and attention. I guess humans having high intelligence is like a double-edged sword, like fire. Our knowledge can be both used for good and bad purposes. However, some humans just insist on using it for meaningless purposes that would cause greater suffering. Though I know that an utopia is totally impossible, I really wish that everyone can live in peace.

*Corrections*

Only use it during war

Sorry for the third post :P Realised that I made some mistakes in my first post.
I don't really hate nuclear energy since it is a source of electricity generation. However, it's used for the wrong purposes, such as using it as a lethal weapon in war.

Dr Nakamat will save Japan... He knows how to slap a 'return to sender' message on a rocket.

I love peace just as much as the next person. But humanity is still so far away from that goal. In the mean time, GO GET EM' EVA! Go Shinji! We're all rooting for you!

Lol @ Gundam.
I'm kind of scared that this might trigger a war, my home country will get demolished if that happens, being stuck between North Korea and Japan ;___;

LOL at Doraemon

Tremble in fear, Kim Jong Il!

And sing that RONERY song while you're at it!

Aw come on, just put Accelerator before Shinku and everything is fine... oh wait, he barely kept his brains. Go Shinku!

In times like this we could really use Kira Yamato. Stupid little bird-playing wuss.

Just one word ... hilarious. It really made my day :) Japan has nothing to fear with such an army at its disposal :)

They forgot about Danny and Lord Vader... With these two there's nothing to fear! Unless they went figure shopping or something...

I cound't help myself, I lol'd.

Rozen Maiden can stop missiles? That's pretty impressive!

pfff, the rozen mystica can take out the missle no prob

Should have included "Kenpachi" from "Bleach". Course he might not do it because it wouldn't be challenge for him. He could headbutt the missile and it wouldn't even scratch him. Then he could go to the launch site and scare the custard out of the launch crew. lol.

If they try to perform tests like these over a populated area such as Madrid, all countries(Except United States) must declare war on North Korea until it gets wiped off the map, and South Korea occupy the empty northern half of the peninsula

very japan indeed, lol..

Doraemon is the greatest weapon human ever existed! XD

Hmmmmm WOnder what kind of REAL ETCHNOLOGY They have Against Missiles though. As long as We can Defend Ourselves to somewhat of an Advance Degree no Damage done I supposed.

And wouldnt a BEAM CANNON or TWIN BUSTER RIFLE be EFFICENT ENOUGH!? LOL I WILL....I WILL......I WILL SURVIVE!

WOW, AWSOME TRUCKS IN THAT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!! COOL ^__^

when will japan export gundams and eva's? military weapons are a booming business you know!