Tenga Egg
Good morning rise n shine! Is your dolphin rising n shining? No? Well maybe its because he's in need of some nourishment? If thats the case, why not get him one of these dolphin snacks cunningly disguised as eggs.
Behold the Tenga Eggs from Tenga. You've already seen the Flip Hole and Tenga and now they bring you a much more compact solution for folks who like to keep their pet dolphins properly nourished at work or school.
Here's a real life scenario. You work in an eroge company as a QA tester and you start to realize that soon after being employed, your dolphin keeps squeaking at you during work. Somehow, playing eroge is causing your pet dolphin to feel hungry more than usual - Tenga Egg to the rescue.
Remove the outer protective heat sink sheet covering the hull and open the bay doors to reveal the inner chamber.
Once thats done, you will see the mid fuselage. Gently pull out the fuselage taking care not to let it come in contact with the Protein Vacuum Generator inside.
Despite being made of mechanical components and filled with electrical parts, Tenga have managed to make the egg look like some sort of rubbery material.
Here you can see the Protein Vacuum Generator which docks onto the head of ones dolphin.
The Tenga Egg is flexible enough to be rolled up to fit inside ones hand - was not possible with the previous Tenga prototypes.
You can see the mid fuselage on the table which contains a packet of liquid nourishment for the dolphin.
The packet contains enough liquid nourishment for 2 hours and should be poured into the inner chamber prior to dolphin feeding.
The liquid is then caught by the Protein Vacuum Generator which will directly feed the dolphin.
Ones dolphin could end up severely ill if one attempts to use the Tenga Egg without the nourishment pack.
My dolphin is camera shy so Nanako-chan has agreed to play the part of the dolphin.
The dolphins natural instinct will lead him towards the egg and he will naturally crawl inside. As you know, dolphins are shy so you should be on the look out for your boss or teacher who may walk by your desk and spot you during feeding.
The video below shows the whole process from beginning to end.
Dolphins tend to froth at the mouth after feeding but the Tenga designers know this - the froth is contained inside the egg which can be reused for further feeding. Alternatively, one can reseal the outer hull and stick the egg in ones best friends pocket.
Some people get embarrassed for some reason about feeding their dolphin - they shouldn't! Dolphins should not be depraved of nourishment and owners should talk openly to each other and share tips on dolphin health care.
But for those who want to hide the fact that they care, they would then need to find a place to hide the eggs - the perfect place being the refrigerator.
Do be careful not to place used eggs in the refrigerator as an unsuspecting family member may end up eating it.
The Tenga Egg is also a multi purpose life tool too. One use is a sleeping bag for Figma figures.
Another use is a cocoon for Nendoroid Puchi.
They can also be used as gloves for Dollfies.
Tenga Egg as an iPod case.
Tenga Egg as a mobile case.
If you have pets then you can also use them as protective shoes.
Tenga Egg as a plaything for dollfies.
The Tenga Egg can even be used to keep ones ears warm. One should not try this soon after dolphin feeding.
So there you have it - a multi purpose dolphin nourishment device - a pack of 6 for 35 USD from Kanojo Toys who kindly provided the samples which arrived in a box labeled "hobby kit" ^^;
houkouonchi
http://www.flickr.com/photos/red_mango/
Your last photo of yourself is hilarious.
still trying to figure it out...
http://pipopaz.wordpress.com/
lol defitnely it looked like Danny Chobits for a minutes ^o^
Student
lol that's what I thought of too when I saw the last pic
Poor Student, part-time bus driver, all around closet otaku
http://maimedaifuku.wordpress.com/
I agree. Does you waifu know about these special items you get in the mail?
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
LMAO! no wonder my mind keep recalling something similar............
銀河帝国五〇一軍团 TK/TD 8316 M.E.P.D. 軍曹/Droid Hunter
http://gordonator.com/
yes it certainly reminded me of chii. ^^;
Very Lost Programmer
He will go with choo~ instead. ^^;
Cook assistant
http://figuramania.blogspot.com/
As if the last picture wasn't enough, now all I can do is suffer from stitches thanks to your comment.
I'm just glad I finished my sandwich!
student
http://www.facebook.com/japaneseaddict
sorry to bother but, what does he mean by 'dolphin'?
Lazyass human
http://nipah.wordpress.com
That last image totally cracked me up...
Ninja / Engineer / Sensei / 魔法少女 (What!?! I can't be, I'm a guy...)
Part of Danny's success is that he is secretly from the Chobits line. ^^;
Mechanical Engineering student
http://sabekujikaneda.multiply.com/
Agreed XD
困った留学生 ( ﾟДﾟ)
http://sushidelacasitos.blogspot.com
lol, you read my mind.
University Student
http://vgmlounge.de/
Ditto! Choobits, yeah!
Student, Bioresearch Assistant, WAVE VP Communications
http://gndynames.wordpress.com
lol
Student, Motivated Future Hikikomori
Wonder if Danny ever went pantsu hunting like Chi did....
"Pantsu""Pantsu""Pantsu""Pantsu""Pantsu""Pantsu"
Young Grasshopper
http://miragestrike.blogspot.com
Same here~ XD
Online Shop
http://wildarms.egloos.com
Danny is very creative lol.
NEET
roflmao agreed XD
College Freshmen
Happy to see I'm not the only one who thought of that.
Student
http://konadora.wordpress.com
Agreed lol, Chii!
mouse clicker
i agree with u all
Student
http://dollfieroses61.wordpress.com/
Aww! Danny Chii!
Architect
http://marcsy.multiply.com/
Yup! Ditto! XD
Lover of Akiba!
http://vincentosshrine.com/
though the same LOL
Netizen....
I can't agree more ROFLMAO
Daigakusei [Consular and Diplomatic Affairs]
http://dixinfernal.wordpress.com
epic last photo!
Editor of a videogames magazine
http://www.gameplayer.it/
XD The same as me!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
三年せいとオタク
Wow who knew it had so many uses ^^ Lol at the last photo.
Admin
yeh i love the ear warmers aswell haha, brilliant article!!
http://twitter.com/phossil
http://www.animoe.net
Looks like a Persocom..Lol
>_<
coffeellamaootarriVaderbuggwookie
http://coffeebugg.wordpress.com/
the egg as ear warmers.. =)) hilarious!! frankly I want the egg just for the sheer novelty of it.
Studio Bleach founder/owner
http://myspace.com/studiobleach
pipopaz and I are on the same page. X3
Do I see a Danny Chii in the works? XD
Accounting Technician
http://alpharalpha.com
now i want some stuffed pet booties ...errrrrr, i mean dolphin care tools
Product Manager
Now I want a firefox. :)
Avid figma collector
http://yuuichikun.wordpress.com/
Danny, you are the wackiest person on the net lol! And you get the STRANGEST freebies!
Student Otaku (ITM Student) and ACG NA Staff
http://koiaichaku.com/
LOL!!!!!!!
Those tenga things make you look like a persocom in a way...from the last pic...
I wonder if you put the tenga egg in the fridge...would someone mistaken it as a real egg....hmmm
Unemployed bummer
Danny's getting bored, haha. but what a way to introduce and review the Tenga eggs. but i still can't live with the concept of using THAT!
University Student, otaku
http://j-katz.net
I see that the designers for dolphin nourishment tools can come up with some nice multipurpose tools.
Even if they do seem a bit silly >_>
Otaku, CNS / IT student
lol, the last pic is indeed funny.
Also, what is the device in the top right corner of the last pic, Danny?
Unemployed bummer
looks like a fuse box, no?
Professional Panhandler
http://theinfernoproject.com
Hmm...can the tenga egg also act as a silencer for guns?
unemployed machinist.. yeah
Now theres a good question!!!
Would have to get one to test it..
Technical Account Manager
http://howdoyoufigure.net
Reminds me of that old web site: Dog toy or marital aid. I guess Japanese dolphin grooming tools can be multipurpose.
Grocery Store Clerk
I like the photo of the tenga eggs in the egg part of the fridged-air(old word I heard for a refrigeratar). I could use a pack of those at times.
No more NEET, enineering student now...g
http://saiseki.blogsome.com/
Lol! Lots of bery bery interesting ways to use a tenga egg ^^; Nanako chan with tenga egg as a hat looks really funny XD
Das Wunderbar.
It's wierd... doesn't really make sense on how it works.
More of an extra thick dolphin protection then a dolphin feeder.
Student
http://lordofgundams.blogspot.com/
The Tenga Egg has so many uses, I could see myself using it as an iPhone case. However, I don't think that it's the best thing to have in my house... especially the refrigerator...
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
http://urisblog.morbid-sore.de/
The last one really cracked me up xD
Should go to bed now. it's 0330 here Oo
http://vivato.blogspot.com/
ROFL at the last pic
LOL!! at last photo..
Wow.. the tenga egg sure has a lot of uses..
Easter would certainly be quite different if these kinds of eggs showed up in place of the regular ones...
武器職人
Is it just me, or does it seem like too much to spend on dolphin food? I'm sure your dolphin wouldn't mind eating whatever is around the house, while you spend the money on something else...like food for yourself. Or manga?
初音ミク命
You owe me a new cup of tea, and a keyboard as well. ;P
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Art/Media
http://sgallen.wordpress.com/
The video is sooo hilarious! XD giggled all the way through kekeke~
Then saw the last photo... haha! Awesome.
Don't get your Tenga Egg mixed up with your real eggs. don't want to feed your dolphin with a duck egg or something lol
Also, it reminds me of the innerds of the Nintendo Wii rubber protectors >_> Never will look at them the same way ever... Tenga sausage on Wii controller... hehehe
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
LMAO @ Nanako chan~~~~~~
Now we can hide health care material in our fridge without any suspicion ^^
ROTFLMAO! Tenga Egg can be so multi-purpose, how creative~~~~~~
I'm sure Tenga Egg will 100% pass my local custom ^_^
Mad scientist
Actually customs keep food to avoid bugs and stuff from entering the country. I'm somewhat sure that they will keep all the eggs they find since they have gone bad anyway since they aren't shipped in cooling containers. They fear bad eggs will end up being eaten by paying customers somewhere.
Student
Haha! Very funny like your other tenga posts, this one is the best though. Lots of great pictures in there too, was lol through the whole thing...and last picture the punchline
Kokoro Kotonoha's personal trainer
http://loli1983.wordpress.com
BWAHAHAHAHA! @ last photo of this article.
*gasp* a Danny Persocom!
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
LOL! then there must be a twin somewhere, I'll reserve on that one~~~~~
Student/ Anime Club Leader at St. Joseph Secondary
http://haruhiist.blogspot.com/
most LOLZ health product i've ever seen.
scrambled bukake for breakfast anyone?
security/3d graphic artist
http://www.kennethleishman.com/
Danny's married so he does need the eggs, just like every other married man j/k :D
..so many interesting articles to read here...
Student & Authorized Chicken Slapper
Who would actually buy such a product....I wonder...
Exostential mouse herder
http://www.yousaytoo.com/big65mopar?8530
Your avatar suggests you might.
Student
http://miri.textcube.com/
That's quite the brilliant idea. It's multifunctional and has great aesthetics. I believe that the Tenga Egg will sell quite well.
Tech Support Officer - Network/Security Engineer
http://burugureibi.blogspot.com/
'egg'cellent - i must get my hands on some of these
easy to hide too - no one puts eggs in the egg compartment in my fridge
Student
http://fruitjuicy.wordpress.com/
Okay, I admit the Kino cocoon is cute.
And, um, are your Dolfies "hiding" anything if they use the Tenga as "playthings"? As if Dolfies couldn't get any creepier. XD
University Student
Haha, I like the foxkeh shoes =3
University Student
I like eggs, but a tenga egg may be a bit much...
http://akari-nyan.deviantart.com/
I'd totally get one for my figmas and nendos and my ears ^^; last photo was awesome =w=''
Anime addict
Firefox plushy boots ftw!
http://www.soulix.wordpress.com
LOL danny your funny! I bet you can give those away during Easter
Student
http://phiq.deviantart.com/
I still don't know about this... it's kinda small for a "dolphin", don't you think...? :-S
English Teacher
http://iwantmorejapan.blogspot.com
That's one of the most original Tenga products I've seen. Maybe a fake Kagome sauce bottle is next? That may already exist...
Student
Rofl this article really cracked me up. You look like chii from chobits with them on your ears :P
graphic designer, dog groomer
http://www.kilmerhansen.com
The video is priceless. I think they are cool from a design point of view.
graphic designer, dog groomer
http://www.kilmerhansen.com
oh yeah, and the firefox boots are adorable!
I'd say but then I'd have to kill you :D
Is it reusable? @_@?
Student
I would think so, but why would you need a 6-pack?
Mad scientist
I don't think it is. There is better profit in making "use once and throw away" stuff.
Otherwise it wouldn't make sense to add 6 in a pack. Who has 6 dolphins?
Student
That last pic is great. Nice article for me to end my day on.
Prepress Operator, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
"Alternatively, one can reseal the outer hull and stick the egg in ones best friends pocket."
HAHAHA! I gotta try this on the closest DC member friend I know of... who would that be that I visit in Richmond on Thursdays... ^^;
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist (retired)
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim
XD I can take a guess. She'd have to make use of those wonderful alternative suggestions Danny's given here though.
流浪人
That's just so wrong... ^^;
And if I ever visit Danny, I have to remember to wear clothing with no pockets...
Prepress Operator, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
I'd keep it until it's White Day again and return it to him XD
Overman
http://myplasticmoustache.blogspot.com/
Dude, you just made my day. Thank you sir.
Otaku / Student in Networking
http://hayasaki-kun.blogspot.com/
Hmmm no need of that XD
???Confused???
Tenga on the go and easier to hide...somewhat...lol that last pic floored me...
Digital animation
Of Dolphins, eggs, & spaceships
Corporate IT management drone
As soon as I saw that photo of you with the eggs on your ears (on Flickr), I had to see what that was about. Nice to see another review of a Tenga product.
Student / Computer Science
http://www.paulkloos.name
I love how Danny can make something like this sound so innocent. My biggest fear would be that it would be mistaken as an Easter egg.
Scenario: Family comes to your house and you decide to have an Easter egg hunt, but it is raining that day. So you decide to have it inside and hide the eggs in your house, one you of your cousins/nieces/nephews finds the egg while searching in your room. Try explaining that one when they open their eggs.
Student, Performer, Freeline Skater
http://kesenaitsumi89.wordpress.com/
The future Robot Choo will be on your service soon. He can help you write your blog entries so you don't have to worry about readerships. ETC ETC...
LOL
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist (retired)
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim
Oh good lord, I can't stop laughing. Last picture + Foxkeh boots is win. Heck, all the "alternative use" pictures and your commentary is win.
I still don't understand why Tenga sends you stuff. But since it makes for good laughs (and publicity for them) I'm not complaining.
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist (retired)
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim
Ah, I stand corrected, Tenga wasn't the one who sent it to you, but Kanojo toys. But it still doesn't explain why they send you Tenga. ^^; Guess they're trying to get as much positive publicity as they can get, because it's usually such a taboo or joke topic.
Eroge blogger
http://omochikaeri.wordpress.com/
LOL this was an awesome post. Very innovative alternative uses. Fox + eggy boots = so cute!
I laughed hard at the fridge pic.
Dirty Gentleman
http://cantstanzya.wordpress.com/
Dude, you do the craziest things sometimes... ^o^
I will never be able to eat another Cadbury Easter creme egg again >.<
former Emperor of Britannia
http://reflectiarx.wordpress.com/
lol hahahahaha!
Otaku
http://general-noodles.mybrute.com
hahahahaha pure comity gold!
Freelancer
http://twitter.com/duynguyen
Dolphin + Tenga egg... = satisfied? >w< This was an awesome read.
Using the egg as a sleeping bag for figma or cocoons for Nendroid Puchi are oddly cute and hilarious.
Poet (not)
Maybe it's just me, but the texture and shape remind me of mochi....
SNSD Lover
http://realtaku.wordpress.com/
Tenga what can't you make into a blowhole? lol
Student @ UofT
http://balancebox.wordpress.com/
now everyone is wonder can it be use as a condom? LMAO
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
http://puppy52art.com/
LOL it just gets funnier and funnier Danny XD LOL I love how it's shoes for firefoxu :P
lmao ah, that was great
Software Developer / Space Marine
http://winstonmuller.com/
"The Tenga Egg can even be used to keep ones ears warm. One should not try this soon after dolphin feeding."
I Lol'd! Good piece of advice though.
Photographer/Night Auditor
http://hillbillyotaku.blogspot.com/
Oh gosh this post just cracked me up. Who knew the EGG had so many uses.
Family IT guy ...yes, NEET.
Do not want, but don't mind one for those hilarious picks XD
Win it is.
Ah, do you have a monkey figure or something? Just wear da egg on its head + a cape and tadaa! Mojojojo~
Danny's a persocom?
But the pet shoes is actually really cute. Like mini-gumboots. Except squishy and possibly not that waterproof if they've been used.
Injured
Funny uses for that thing, but, as the video showed it didn't pass the test of opening a jar who's lid is on too tight and needless to say that err well. Hay maybe that new robot would ..
unistudent
lols nice one, opening a jar ... for a minute there i just thought that was his technique hahah
unistudent
well i was slightly confused after reading the article (all those damn metaphors) but i got it in the end, luv the fox:)
Myself-finder
i wonder why danny chose Nanako...
Developing the Distracted Cat
http://distractedarena.com
lol, egg for dolphins ended up as multifunctional egg that will save you in any life situation ^^;;
Metrosexual Narcissist
http://www.michaelflux.com
Oh wow... So thats what you were busy with -_-'
PM
http://thepoopsies.blogspot.com
I'd get one for its many purposes.
Like the ear-warmers XD
.NET/Web Developer
http://scrumptious.animeblogger.net
LOL. totally didn't expect that last photo. hahah ^^
I still wonder if the market for these tanga is huge though. I still can't imagine anyone using it XD
anime, programmer, gfx designer, illustrator ^^
http://denkikoiji.com
lol that is extremely funny ^^ ehh cute pictures ^^ danny ftw !! ^^
creatively funny, i like this kind of humor in your articles ^_^
Student
ROFL Danny! Nice post. Liked the nendo puchi and last pic the most.
Working in the IT field
Truly a multipurpose device, ingenious!
LOL and image ID#25191.
人
http://ijyou.blogspot.com/
Interesting post, Japanese made the most interesting things.. It also can be used as a dolphin 'jacket' during winter. Do they sell one egg instead of a pack of six? haha..
Network Technician
http://www.myyaruki.com
lol great love the ear warmers
~Undine~
http://bluebluewave.wordpress.com
Lol! That's so funny, the last photo of you wearing them as ear-warmers is truly priceless. XD
Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
http://immalion.com
ROFL Danny
part-time worker and full-time slacker
craziest post ever! Dolphin-feeding...protein generator...laughed my ass so hard...XD
Student, Flakey-artistic-type, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
http://meimi132.wordpress.com/
OMG LOL! Those last pics were funny as! I felt sorry for sakura at the beginning... but the pouch thing... and the booties for firefox.
And would they not be rather cold straight from the fridge? LOL
student
i laughed so hard at the last pic great article lol just awesome
did the manufacturers make these "eggs" just like that or did they have the idea of camouflaging them as real eggs for people who are shy about stuff like this ?
College Student
They seem to like making these self help devices into innocuous forms. Why don't they just stick one up the bum of a stuffed animal? Doesn't seem as out of place in a bedroom as a carton of eggs or a cup nude. They are washable too.
Figurine Enthusiast, Uni Student
LOLOL damn funny on the last pic~~
LOL
very funny that egg
the last photo = cosplay as chii
Policy & Research Officer
http://www.alafista.com/
LOL the last photo just made my day ^^
IT manager
Yet another contributing factor for Japan's declining population.
I can speak to the general willingness of men to keep the population level steady, so why aren't women? (yes, I know the problems isn't as simple as the question, but by exploring the details, one can uncover things that should be addressed and resolved.)
http://twitter.com/phossil
http://www.animoe.net
I dont know if its a good idea to put the Tenga eggs in the refrigerator because someone could confuse them with real eggs.. ^^
Otaku
http://imperiomoe.wordpress.com
LOL for Foxkeh and Danny
Student
http://chuymaster.exteen.com
your last photo of yourself is the best. lol
I love it being used as a cocoon for nendoroid puchi. cute!
Limousine Driver
Why is it that the Dolphin related products always generate the most comments? The Tenga products are interesting but i prefer my GF for these things.
Ork Warlord
Is awesome the creative of people looking for ways to relax themselfs...
Helpdesk
http://flickr.com/photos/darktek13/
This is some of the most beautiful writing I have ever seen:
"Here's a real life scenario. You work in an eroge company as a QA tester and you start to realize that soon after being employed, your dolphin keeps squeaking at you during work. Somehow, playing eroge is causing your pet dolphin to feel hungry more than usual - Tenga Egg to the rescue."
http://nopybot.com
I wonder what crazy ideas the people at Tenga will come up with next.
Student, Gamer, Part-time EFSF Pilot
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I really ROFL'd when i saw that last photo! ^____^
office
http://www.blueshine.tw
hahaha ~~ i'm lol ~ it's so crazy the last pic ~
by the way ~ lend me some pic in my blog for memo ~ thank you ;)
Easily the funniest post this month.
Alright, you imposter persocon Danny, where've you hide the real Danny away? ;)
I should've realized these Tenga Eggs can be placed in fridges. These might be useful for a good prank during April Fool's or Easter.
Student
http://www.desangel.blogspot.com
the last photo was really WOW!!!
Lol, nice uses for the egg. Foxkeh and your ears were the best!
MFT
http://dollpron.com
Thinking about getting some just for the novelty of it.
hw sw engineer
http://darkfader.blogspot.com/
It can warm your ears, but...
What if you take them out of the fridge and want instant action? Do they have a special egg warmer for it? j/k ;)
Hmm, remove the wrapping and you have... surprise eggs.
Future Pioneer and a Dreamer
LoLz waraeru~
http://animaticfigmation.com/
awesome review XD I lol'd so many times
Your explanations of tenga products are hilarious as always ^_^
Student, Musician, PHP
http://www.tojikomori.com.ar
I has holding my laught with the comments... but the last photo unleashed it... It made my day :)
Maybe I don't get the joke or something, but are the comments true? I mean... in the Tenga article, you said it has electronics, could be connected to a PC for stats... difficult to believe. And this has electronics too? Seems unlikely...
(I'm not used to get ironycs or jokes in english very well n.nU)
MI Manager, Blogger and Newswriter
http://cutkillavince.com/
Haha, excellent ^^
semi-student
ah ha ha! Tenga what fun!
Student, Artist, Unemployed but seeking
haha i love how you make any dirty subject sound innocent
Student
I would feel weird about. Doing it to an egg. :S
Mad scientist
In a way the point is to do it to an egg. The difference is that the human egg is so small and hidden inside ^^
consumer of character albums
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=356278
This whole article made me choke repeatedly on my coffee (from laughing, of course). Such interesting uses for a tenga, ohoho :3
Exostential mouse herder
http://www.yousaytoo.com/big65mopar?8530
Its definitely a guys world and more so in Japan, you couldn't get a product like that in the states.
Young Grasshopper
http://miragestrike.blogspot.com
"Do be careful not to place used eggs in the refrigerator as an unsuspecting family member may end up eating it."
LOL! I can only imagine my parents wondering where the yolk went. ^^'
Mad scientist
I don't think it's a good idea to hide your eggs in the fridge. Somebody might mistake them for a real egg and before you know it you catch your brother trying to use a real egg as a Tenga egg >.<
pixels & photography
http://www.studiosushi.com
awwww firefox paws <3
Programmer
http://knime.wordpress.com
Is it too big to use as finger protector to play video-games without hurting your fingers??
Upcoming College Student and Otaku
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/Patches418?ref=profile
Didn't know how many uses the Tenga egg had ;p.LMFAO Danny, that last picture about had me on the ground crying I was laughing so hard. Now those of you who wondered about what the wife must think, trust me... she knows what is going on in that head of his ;P.
"jack of all trades" (master of none)
http://japanweloveyou.blogspot.com
OMG! Is that final comment there 'from experience', Danny? LOL That last pic is hella-funneh!!!
Student
the last photo make me laugh wakakaka
Wibbling+Writing+Teaching
http://www.kakebuke.net
Amazing. XD
University Student
http://shikinami.wordpress.com/
This post is full of lol XD
Web Developer
Ooooo I know what to do on April fools prank on one of my friends! Though I bet his girlfriend will beat me to the punch if she has her way ^^;
Student, Uncle & hopfully a good husband..
So many uses...for something so small...
Mad scientist
Remember: size doesn't matter XD
Student
http://theotakukid.com/
Danny you crack me up with the last photo
Student
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dramacd/
Is it supposed to be only big enough for your thumb?
Head Lackey and Scape Goat
The pictures are wrong on soooo many levels.
LOL
^_^
Student
http://mimimit.blogspot.com/
I want a dolphin so baaaad! Having no dolphin is so boring.
Prepress Operator, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
Wanna trade? XD
Student
http://mimimit.blogspot.com/
YES actually! Let's pull off a freaky friday and switch bodies. Tee hee. （´ω ｀） *thinks of all the things she can do*
Art/Media
http://sgallen.wordpress.com/
Won't you feel a bit violated when you switch bodies with a guy?
>_<; lol
Mad scientist
if you do that, then you might want to go back rather fast. All it takes is to realise that a dolphin has a will of it's own and goes active from time to time for no reason at all. This is bad if it can be seen or it's jammed in a bad angle and can't get to the angle it wants to (hurts quite a lot).
There is also an issue if you need to empty the bladder and the dolphin decides to go active. This completely blocks the flow and you can do nothing but wait until your dolphin becomes tired. This mainly happens in the morning when you overslept and are in a hurry. Speaking of emptying the bladder, the dolphin have a tendency to raise due to the pressure. The surprising result of this is that I have had more misaims while sitting than while standing >.<
(both counts are rather low though)
There are good parts about having a dolphin as well. I might demonstrate that for you if you ask for it nicely XD
Physical Therapist
http://www.flyingpussyfoot.com
haha thats a perfect description what that little bugger is up to!
Mine like to get active during class short before beeing called to the blackboard.They like to tease way too much ^^
CEO MIrai Inc
http://www.dannychoo.com/profile/eng/
What will mimi trade for a dolphin then?
流浪人
A better question would be what would lightningsabre trade for his dolphin? O_o
Prepress Operator, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
Oyster? With pearl? And an extra pair of eyes? XD
Student
http://mimimit.blogspot.com/
It's a deal 8'))
Random "active" times pshh! Good luck dealing with weird "times of the month." :P Maybe it's because I'm a fraternal sister, but something is definitely strange about my cycle.
Oh and good luck not getting the eyes in the way of daily life.. xD xD carrying boxes, hugging your dad, laying flat on the floor hahaha!! Awkward moments xD
Mad scientist
Strange cycle? The doctors expects it to trigger once a month. However this is a relic from the time when doctors tried to put everything in system with nice numbers. Another example is breastfeeding. It was supposed to be done once every 4th hour and there should be a break once a day so the mother could get 8 hours of sleep. If the baby where asleep then it was mandatory to wake it up. If the baby were hungry at other times, then it just had to cry and wait until it was feeding time. We know now that this is a bad idea, yet we keep the idea of 4 weeks.
What happens in reality is that a woman has two ovaries. This means that each one should trigger every 8th week and they are 4 weeks out of phase. However what if one triggers every 9th week? or if A triggers 3 weeks after B and B triggers 5 weeks after A. On top of that there is a natural amount of randomness and the influence of body mass, food and other factors.
If you consider factors like this, then you might be able to find a system that makes your cycle less strange. I would consider a cycle of 4 weeks, then 5, then 4, then 5 as perfectly normal.
You have a point about "that time of the month". My sister will never tell me when it is, but I can figure it out anyway. It influence her behaviour. Like the other day I slept in the morning (no morning lecture) and she woke me up asking where the toilets are in the museum she was supposed to visit with school that day. I gave her a description (I have only been there twice in my life, yet I remembered anyway). This is a sign that she needed to be concerned about it. I never really care about stuff like that unless I actually need the toilet here and now. What surprises me most is that I was able to give a good description and that I remembered it afterwards. I was still so much asleep that my eyes where sleeping and I remember that everything were completely black and that I went back to sleep afterwards. For some reason I find it perfectly natural that I can remember everything in the museum, like all rooms and what are in the rooms.
Random dolphin activation doesn't mean you need to seek out a toilet, so I see your point. I guess "that time of the month" is like the most annoying gender specific issue. I guess the worst for a guy would be the ability to easily feel really intense pain. Lucklily I don't do that on a monthly basis ^^;
As for the awkward moments. Nobody in my family has issues with the stuff you mentioned. Then again nobody in my family would remotely be considered 34DD.
Guys can have awkward moments too. I once got a pair of pants as a birthday present and the giver picked up pants with a woman cut by mistake. This made them quite awkward to wear, not to mention painful D:
Luckily the shop replaced them with a pair made with space for a real man ^^
Student
http://mimimit.blogspot.com/
Wow, that's amazing that you know so much about the cycle. My ovaries are totally out of whack. -__- Like it's not even 5 weeks, 4 weeks, etc. More like 7 and 1?
I told myself that I would never let the symptoms bother me, but over the course of 7 weeks, I find my behavior changing drastically. From appetite changes to weight gain to depression and antisocial behavior, it all occurs the weeks before it happens. And then when it happens it's just a nightmare! I can't even tell you how many times I've gotten new underwear. T____T;;;;
Oh but it gets kinda worse. Cuz during school, the teacher won't let us go to the bathroom or he will dock you participation points! So I'm sitting there knowing that I'll have to go buy more underwear after school. Cuz one of the hardest things to wash out is red bodily fluids.
Ahhhh! -____-
Thanks for sharing Mimi. What you could do is sell those "gently used" items to Japanese business men. You would surely be able to pay off any future tuition.
Mad scientist
Ok, it's offcial. Mimi has a strange cycle O_O
I honestly have never heard of anything that different from the average before. Mood and the other stuff you descripe aren't uncommon, but it sounds like you are hit big time.
If you go to a doctor I think the only thing he can do is to give you hormones (aka birth control pills). I highly recommend against this though. 100% of the women I know who got breast cancer used the pill at some point. Also I knew a woman, who used the pill for a few years and when she was ready to have a child at age 22 or something like that, she had become barren (she started using the pill because she got a child at 17). It took years before she could get another child and after getting that one, her cycles came to an end acting like she had become too old for that. She was not even 30 at that time. She then started to warn people about the pill because it ruined her life, which also ended up being quite short >.<
Based on this and some article I read about giving hormones and cancer, I say stay out of it if possible!
Actually I think the best treatment might actually be to have a child. You shouldn't get one unless you are prepared for it though, but you should know that it might fix stuff. Having a baby and breastfeeding also statistically reduce the risk of breast cancer.
As for washing, the trick to remove the colour is to wash with cold water. If the fabric is heated, it takes on the colour of whatever it's blended with. This is why you heat/boil wool (maybe cotton too, I don't know) together with plants/whatever to colour it. Washing it in cold water is an attempt to mechanically remove the coloured stuff before it gets to the core of the fabric. Handwashing is best here. Also speed is important.
Having said this, I know it's hard. Even if you do it as good as you can it will still fail once in a while. I have a pair of white shorts with a yellowish remain of lube oil. They are so perfect to wear on a warm day that I can't get myself to throw them out because I can't get a replacement. This means that even though I did everything possible to save them, they still ended up as home only pants :(
LOL@Bushido. Some weird people might be interested, but I'm not and I never will be. Also I would really hate to have people think like that about my underwear, so I never sell it, nomatter what happens. I presume quite a lot of women think the same way.
Prepress Operator, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
Oh yeah... I guess I'm gonna miss laying flat on the floor with those eyes XD
I find if you wash blood off right away with soap and then wash it in the machine later on then it would go away fast... but I'm speaking about my towel here, so I dunno how pantsu work ^^;
Student
http://mimimit.blogspot.com/
(i inherited the cycle)
Bodily fluids.. I've tried everything from hot to cold water. :P Although a lot of it comes out, it's ruined in the end. ToT Oh well, good excuse to buy more underwear.
@Bushido: burusera is a no-no ^^;
Super Hentai In Training/Lost Kamen rider fan/Anti-NEET
Funny pictures about that egg. Who want that?
K-ON! Fan
Ha Ha Ha! Danny with elfie ears! Looks like Link...
d@@b
Physical Therapist
http://www.flyingpussyfoot.com
Tengas would only be half the fun without Dannys great and detailed reviews.Gonna Order 2 now for my ears ;-P
Student
http://mizunoyuutsu.wordpress.com/
Second that.
Student
rofl hobby kit, brilliant!
Programmer
Very useful video!
Dental Technician, i make teeth!
http://antsizedman.blogspot.com/
Last one was great, chobbits ear thingie.
Web Designer
http://eropanda.aoindonesia.net
@danny
I like the way you advertise this product... maybe I need one for my Nendoroid Cocoon. Hahahahahaha.
Student
wow! nice eggs! lol
I wanna buy it!
Undergrad Studs
http://hmmmandwords.blogspot.com/
hey danny, you know what? when i see last picture i was burst into my laugh....it was soo funny,especially with the comment you adde below the pics....i can't hold myself to laugh like hell.hahahahaha
student
I am still wondering how the egg works, but it is practical for those unexpected moments of health care.
3D Animation Instructor
On a completely different note, I'd like one of those Firefox stuffed toys, with or without the protective shoes. :)
student
http://sikibuton.blogspot.com/
It is HENTAI!!
Student - MCP, MCDST
http://valid.canardpc.com/show_oc.php?id=532128
(Tenga Egg)
"what's this?"
(click on link)
(dolphin reference)
"oh no."
lecherous wretch
http://graeble.deviantart.com/
interesting. i'd buy one. to keep my ears warm ofcourse.
you look like a chobit in that last pic! lol
broke GUNPLA, FSN, and K-ON! enthusiast
http://blu-107.blogspot.com/
ROFLMAO @the last pic ^^
Mecha Musume Idiot
http://pauldy.deviantart.com/
Your last pic there caused me to be hit by a ROFLcopter~~~
about those eggs, kinda wierd for me 0__0
Trendspotter Busybody Mercenaries
http://spectreoutreach.blogspot.com
OMG! *spilling my lunch+ drink over the office floor*
Hikikomori in the making
http://supermariabros.deviantart.com/
"Hobby Kit"? So taking care of dolphins is considered a hobby? LOL
There're sure alot of uses for the Tenga Egg... LOL at the last picture Danny!
And it seems that most of the comrades in DC.com are not shy at sharing!^^;
Close-protection officer/Martial artist
Last pic, Danny is a chobit! XD
College Freshmen, Otaku, Gamer, etc
Oh God!! still, funny pic at the end, LOL
IT Guys
Well, just for starter, I just order one of those Tenga Egg :lol:
turtle hermit
My Dolphin just had a go with the Wavy one. He liked it, but it did cause him to vomit a little. I think it's going to need a few more feeding times before he's truly "au fait" with it.
Student
http://mimimit.blogspot.com/
O.o Never heard of a vomiting dolphin before.
graph design
good photo of you i believe you are such a funny person hahahahahaha
Student
http://fidyyuan.deviantart.com
Love the earmuffs XD
In Denial Closet Pervert
http://deniedcontent.blogspot.com
..I was so confused.
till the end of the whole post
=m= I just got the whole point.
orz
Business Student
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/jyy1984
Hmmm interesting. Omoshiroi. I wonder how much is it in Japan to get a hand of it. LoL
Danny just out of curiousity, let us know where we can get it maybe sometime in future it is useful for many usages besides our dolphins. =)
poo
also "tenga"... sight...
Yes, yes. ”Japan is a freak.” DES YO DA.
「もう、シラバィ！！」
Student, Legal Assistant, greatest person ever....
Hahahahauuauahahahah
Earmuffs
Fast food! YAY!
http://twitter.com/romieyo
Danny bro, you should have mailed me those, not waste them on ear warmers.
mouse clicker
okay i get it
(after read all coment)
...loading.............
IT a Toy's Equipment!
jugde by form it must prototype clown-man.
or... lolipop protector, or some mike...
my little brother say it like some new jelly candy...LOL
machine operator
heh
Student~
lol a tomodachi of mine literally thought it was a real dolphin and it's living in your house. lol.
Marketing Sales Promotions
http://lyfeprojekt.blogspot.com/
its so..
i sent this to a buncha friends
they all want one
bwahahha
Professionally Unemployed
Just bought a fliphole myself. Tired of using my hand like the common man.
Serial Sex Offender (with the words I say)
personally among all the eggs i prefer the spider. girlfriend doesnt want my juice on her hand cos she dont like the smell so she is more than happy to give me a handjob using the egg. ordered 12 eggs from tengatango.com and set my order to auto-repeat after 12 months so even if she's having her thing she aint got no excuse anymore! LOL!
CEO - Ichiro Inc.
http://www.ichiro-style.com
"dolphins properly nourished at work or school"
work and school...
I never thought of that...
I mustn't...
http://princecxxvi.blog126.fc2.com/
funny boy
NEET, artist, musician, writer, business boy, and wants to be rich
http://otakuselfhelp.wordpress.com/
Cool I want to have one for my dolphin and for my friends too
Security officer
When I saw the last pic I instantly thought "Hey it's Danny Chii!!" :D
Collector / Otaku
Just another day at the office...
(J/K) :P
Paper girl
So sorry, I'm new here ^^' But dolphin? I'm so confused ><
Someone help? Thanks x
Paper girl
....O WAIT I GET IT O///O
Owner of the Bubba/Gump shrimp company
I DONT =w=
Paper girl
A dolphin? It's a male thingy...You know...>///<
e.g. Student , CEO, Bounty Hunter
http://bcotaku.blogspot.com
Lol. Danny Choobits.
Wannabe Mandalorian + Otaku
http://twitter.com/laniemon
*laugh* ^^.
student
http://www.facebook.com/japaneseaddict
something is not right....
Student-blood elf, Amatuer Web designer, cosplay noob
http://www.facebook.com/kuroi.kun
cute xD!!!!
Student-blood elf, Amatuer Web designer, cosplay noob
http://www.facebook.com/kuroi.kun
red and blue presentation too!!!
xD!!!
Student
http://www.ratemydrawings.com/user/mhistral/
putting it in the ear makes you look like a persocon ^o^ chobits.