Stormtrooper Oppai Mousepad

Wed 2009/04/01 11:27 JST

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I'm incredibly excited to announce that Fredrin who runs the awesome manga site Mega Tokyo has after long negotiations decided to pay myself and Lucasfilm for the rights to make a stormtrooper oppai mousepad!

The product is called "DannyChoo - StormTrooper In Tokyo Oppai Mousepad" and is currently available at Mega Store retailing for 30 USD.

The product description as follows:-

You know that every time a troop of StormTroopers marches by, you want do it. You look at those breastplates and want to feel them, just like you would run your hands along the lines of an expensive sports car or the low-reflective finish heat dissipating shields on high caliber weaponry. Now, thanks to MegaGear Inc. and Mirai Inc., you can feel those armored pecs without ending up a smoking pile of cinders: the Danny Choo "StormTrooper In Tokyo" Oppai Mousepad!

Oppai mousepads are highly ergonomic mousing surfaces that incorporate soft hand rests inspired by nature herself. Your wrist is cradled between two soft, pliable 'bumps' that allow full range of movement yet support them with a bouncy, pneumatic action. Guaranteed to improve your computing efficiency almost as much as a Storm Trooper standing behind you offering 'encouragement'. Mousing surface is flame resistant, washable and meets all Official Imperial Mousing Surface regulations. Warning: Do not expose to vacuum or explosive decompression as this will severely alter the size and shape of the "bumps"

Get yours today! We promise to send them along if they ever clear Imperial customs.

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FatBastard in over his head (Registered on 2007/11/04)
Dirty Gentleman
http://cantstanzya.wordpress.com/

Nice eyes ( . Y . )

Wed 2009/04/01 11:30:11 JST (ID #544760)

reply to FatBastard's comment
- ceasol in Edmonton, Canada (Registered on 2008/01/08)
  Otaku
  http://imperiomoe.wordpress.com
  
  http://www.wannabefansubs.info/harima/images/thumb/c/c8/Imadori.jpg/180px-Imadori.jpg
  
  Wed 2009/04/01 20:40:34 JST (ID #545473)
  
  reply to ceasol's comment
Maha chan in Utrecht, The Netherlands (Registered on 2008/05/17)
Graphic designer

Nice joke~
I'm little disturbed though..

Wed 2009/04/01 11:31:40 JST (ID #544761)

reply to Maha chan's comment
- Wyu in Singapore (Registered on 2008/01/13)
  Anigao Kigurumi Cosplayer, Professional mask maker.
  http://www.kigurumicosplay.com
  
  Groping a storm trooper's breast...
  *~urp
  
  Good for a laugh~^_^
  
  Sun 2009/06/21 13:32:44 JST (ID #652238)
  
  reply to Wyu's comment
SMiLEy in Fine City, Singapore (Registered on 2008/12/20)
Viewfinder
http://www.flickr.com/photos/harem/

The force is too strong!!! arghhh!!

Wed 2009/04/01 11:32:08 JST (ID #544762)

reply to SMiLEy's comment
- grizz-kun in Orlando, Florida (Registered on 2009/01/20)
  Otaku!, Full Sail Recording Arts Student
  
  Agreed. Since when did clones get cloned with breasts?
  
  Thu 2009/04/02 00:06:45 JST (ID #545593)
  
  reply to grizz-kun's comment
yamada in Belait District, Brunei Darussalam (Registered on 2009/02/04)
studying comp studies, planning to look for part time job
http://bruneian-otaku.blogspot.com

oh man can't stop laughing XD

Wed 2009/04/01 11:32:32 JST (ID #544765)

reply to yamada's comment
ed142 in CA, the valley (Registered on 2009/02/23)
student- university servant

arent your eyes a little too big for a stormtrooper? LOL

Wed 2009/04/01 11:33:15 JST (ID #544768)

reply to ed142's comment
HaoDesu (Registered on 2009/02/04)
Video game developer
http://www.instant-ramen.net

That which has been seen cannot be unseen @__@

Wed 2009/04/01 11:33:21 JST (ID #544769)

reply to HaoDesu's comment
- pipopaz in US (Registered on 2008/08/26)
  thousand master II, Internet Learner, Auto didacta
  http://pipopaz.wordpress.com/
  
  so true X.X
  
  Wed 2009/04/01 15:11:37 JST (ID #545056)
  
  reply to pipopaz's comment
Melo in stitutionalized (Registered on 2008/04/14)

"The goggles...they do nothing!"

Wed 2009/04/01 11:35:06 JST (ID #544773)

reply to Melo's comment
lolipedofin in Singapore -back at my stinky dump- (Registered on 2008/06/14)
Mahasiswa yang terdampar di Singapura.
http://lolipedofin.wordpress.com/

LOL.. just LOL...

Wed 2009/04/01 11:35:28 JST (ID #544775)

reply to lolipedofin's comment
- lolipedofin in Singapore -back at my stinky dump- (Registered on 2008/06/14)
  Mahasiswa yang terdampar di Singapura.
  http://lolipedofin.wordpress.com/
  
  You know, Danny... Why don't you make an oppai mousepad with your photo on it... i mean a REAL "Danny Choo" mousepad..
  
  I swear to God, I'll buy it... >.<
  
  Wed 2009/04/01 11:42:17 JST (ID #544791)
  
  reply to lolipedofin's comment
  - SMiLEy in Fine City, Singapore (Registered on 2008/12/20)
    Viewfinder
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/harem/
    
    send us a review if u ever get one ;)
    
    Wed 2009/04/01 11:46:36 JST (ID #544797)
    
    reply to SMiLEy's comment
Coco the Bean in Northern California (Registered on 2008/01/06)
Pokemon master
http://thecococafe.wordpress.com/

I'd get this just to scare everyone around me

Wed 2009/04/01 11:36:13 JST (ID #544777)

reply to Coco the Bean's comment
Einherjar Desu in Tennessee, US (Registered on 2008/07/23)
Freelance
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Urashima

Ahahaha, definitely one of the best Net April Fools jokes I've seen thus far!

Good Job!

Wed 2009/04/01 11:36:38 JST (ID #544779)

reply to Einherjar Desu's comment
lightningsabre in Vancouver (Registered on 2007/08/30)
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/

Stop staring at me with those eyes!!

Wed 2009/04/01 11:49:07 JST (ID #544803)

reply to lightningsabre's comment
- WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory (Registered on 2007/11/07)
  Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
  http://dannychoo.com.my
  
  Ji~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  
  ( . y . )
  
  Wed 2009/04/01 12:38:16 JST (ID #544877)
  
  reply to WiseFreeman's comment
Cutkillavince in Kr, Nl, Fr (Registered on 2008/01/18)
MI Manager, Blogger and Newswriter
http://cutkillavince.com/

Hehe, excellent ^^

Wed 2009/04/01 11:49:08 JST (ID #544804)

reply to Cutkillavince's comment
ornehx in ペナン、マレシ－ア (Registered on 2007/12/25)
dannychoo.com の読者

there goes my afternoon...

Wed 2009/04/01 11:51:42 JST (ID #544808)

reply to ornehx's comment
Dcg in Berkeley, CA (Registered on 2007/12/17)
College Student

He gonna make that blaster tenga next?

Wed 2009/04/01 11:52:38 JST (ID #544810)

reply to Dcg's comment
- WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory (Registered on 2007/11/07)
  Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
  http://dannychoo.com.my
  
  You bet!
  
  Wed 2009/04/01 12:37:05 JST (ID #544876)
  
  reply to WiseFreeman's comment
ornehx in ペナン、マレシ－ア (Registered on 2007/12/25)
dannychoo.com の読者

erm...actually..i can still see a faint outlight of a bra/bikini....stormtroopers wear bra/bikini?

Wed 2009/04/01 11:53:26 JST (ID #544812)

reply to ornehx's comment
marvin (Registered on 2006/12/24)
http://www.marvinryan.com

I feel a great disturbance in the force... oh wait, it was just the manoppai

Wed 2009/04/01 11:55:50 JST (ID #544815)

reply to marvin's comment
- WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory (Registered on 2007/11/07)
  Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
  http://dannychoo.com.my
  
  LMAO!
  
  Wed 2009/04/01 12:30:56 JST (ID #544869)
  
  reply to WiseFreeman's comment
Mini1-kun in Lost (Registered on 2008/06/10)

rofl^^

Wed 2009/04/01 11:56:20 JST (ID #544816)

reply to Mini1-kun's comment
Harts in Estonia (Registered on 2008/06/02)
Student

The best April fools I've seen this far:)

Wed 2009/04/01 11:59:02 JST (ID #544817)

reply to Harts's comment
rmwb in Armidale, NSW, Australia (Registered on 2009/03/11)
WebMonkey
http://rossbennetts.com/

The time of your post (16:51) would make you the fool in many countries, Danny...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day
;)

Wed 2009/04/01 12:00:31 JST (ID #544822)

reply to rmwb's comment
- IzayoiKagemaru in Portugal (Registered on 2008/09/16)
  Computer Tech. / Graphic Design
  http://reikukan.jimdo.com/
  
  lol haha so true...^^
  
  Wed 2009/04/01 18:20:27 JST (ID #545289)
  
  reply to IzayoiKagemaru's comment
BeLe in Davao, Philippines (Registered on 2007/01/03)
.NET/Web Developer
http://scrumptious.animeblogger.net

Now let's see some vader oppai mousepads. hahah

Wed 2009/04/01 12:03:24 JST (ID #544830)

reply to BeLe's comment
- Kinny Riddle (Registered on 2008/03/19)
  
  I second that. Add in Grievous and Boba Fett and clonetrooper mousepads if you're gonna add more.
  
  Wed 2009/04/01 18:46:24 JST (ID #545314)
  
  reply to Kinny Riddle's comment
S1 Prod in Sydney, Australia (Registered on 2009/03/06)
Student
http://s1charade.wordpress.com/

aren't your eyes a little large to be a storm trooper.

Wed 2009/04/01 12:03:56 JST (ID #544831)

reply to S1 Prod's comment
Rusting in South Texas, USA (Registered on 2009/01/06)
Injured

StormTrooperess! Now theres a costume I haven't seen made yet rofl.

Wed 2009/04/01 12:04:03 JST (ID #544832)

reply to Rusting's comment
tenrou in Honolulu, HI (Registered on 2008/04/16)
流浪人

I ordered six. ^_^

Wed 2009/04/01 12:04:55 JST (ID #544835)

reply to tenrou's comment
- HaoDesu (Registered on 2009/02/04)
  Video game developer
  http://www.instant-ramen.net
  
  LIAR!!!!
  
  It's out of stock :)
  
  Wed 2009/04/01 12:05:44 JST (ID #544838)
  
  reply to HaoDesu's comment
  - WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory (Registered on 2007/11/07)
    Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
    http://dannychoo.com.my
    
    LIAR!!!!
    
    It's still in stock~~~~`
    
    Wed 2009/04/01 12:28:35 JST (ID #544865)
    
    reply to WiseFreeman's comment
    - Mirage in New York, US (Registered on 2008/12/27)
      Young Grasshopper
      http://miragestrike.blogspot.com
      
      LIAR!
      
      I bought them all.
      
      Wed 2009/04/01 23:09:21 JST (ID #545561)
      
      reply to Mirage's comment
      - marvin (Registered on 2006/12/24)
        http://www.marvinryan.com
        
        Liar!
        
        Danny took em all. ^^
        
        Thu 2009/04/02 05:00:57 JST (ID #545835)
        
        reply to marvin's comment
Naoki in Las Vegas (Registered on 2009/01/26)
Tech Freak
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=191670173

Laughing... wont... stop... can't..... breathe....

Wed 2009/04/01 12:05:45 JST (ID #544839)

reply to Naoki's comment
jano in your imagination (Registered on 2008/06/30)
freelancer, Spanglish speaker
http://www.changolion.com

haha danny, you gonna need make a stormtrooper dakimakura to :)

Wed 2009/04/01 12:09:33 JST (ID #544843)

reply to jano's comment
Haruji in Kuala Lumpur (Registered on 2008/02/01)
Software Consultant, Business Intelligence
http://haruji.wordpress.com/

IS that a female inside? Or DC has turned into a trap? =_="

Wed 2009/04/01 12:11:22 JST (ID #544847)

reply to Haruji's comment
Akidora in KL, Malaysia (Registered on 2008/09/02)
NEET

wondering how does it felt........

Wed 2009/04/01 12:18:28 JST (ID #544856)

reply to Akidora's comment
WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory (Registered on 2007/11/07)
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my

LMAO! Very nice copy writing~~~~~~

Wed 2009/04/01 12:27:11 JST (ID #544863)

reply to WiseFreeman's comment
lerry[maru] in Kuala Lumpur, MY (Registered on 2008/09/14)
Nekophilia

LOL'd at the description. Oh I love April Fools.

Wed 2009/04/01 12:28:28 JST (ID #544864)

reply to lerry[maru]'s comment
crazychineseboi in Indonesia (Registered on 2009/02/08)
Student

moobs mousepad.........
you completed my day danny.....

Wed 2009/04/01 13:29:12 JST (ID #544965)

reply to crazychineseboi's comment
Kesenaitsumi in Sengoku, Tokyo (Registered on 2009/02/06)
Student, Performer
http://kesenaitsumi89.wordpress.com/

Haha.. Never knew that Stormtrooper have oppai ^^

Wed 2009/04/01 13:31:38 JST (ID #544970)

reply to Kesenaitsumi's comment
kona.kona in Singapore (Registered on 2008/10/15)
Student
http://konadora.wordpress.com

The force is strong within this one.

And I thought this was an April Fool's joke o_O

Wed 2009/04/01 13:40:00 JST (ID #544978)

reply to kona.kona's comment
- kona.kona in Singapore (Registered on 2008/10/15)
  Student
  http://konadora.wordpress.com
  
  Wait.. it IS an April's Fool joke, right? Desho?
  
  Don't make me want to buy this lol
  
  Wed 2009/04/01 14:03:02 JST (ID #544994)
  
  reply to kona.kona's comment
azn-n3ss-__- in Brisbane (Registered on 2008/07/28)
大学生
http://justaskeikaku.net23.net

lol its out of stock! obviously none will ever be made XD

Wed 2009/04/01 13:46:39 JST (ID #544984)

reply to azn-n3ss-__-'s comment
Pyoro in Singapore (Registered on 2007/08/22)
Student
http://anime.tedfox.com/

come to think of it, why aren't there any women in the empire anyway

Wed 2009/04/01 13:58:08 JST (ID #544991)

reply to Pyoro's comment
Nova139 in Russia (Registered on 2008/10/25)

Good one XD

Wed 2009/04/01 14:05:44 JST (ID #544997)

reply to Nova139's comment
Alafista OTAKU in Singapore (Registered on 2006/12/25)
Policy & Research Officer
http://www.alafista.com/

LOL this is really funny.

Wed 2009/04/01 14:08:41 JST (ID #544998)

reply to Alafista OTAKU's comment
Meimi132 in Stuck in the void between the net life and real life. (Registered on 2007/12/03)
Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
http://meimi132.wordpress.com/

HAWT!!

Wed 2009/04/01 14:39:49 JST (ID #545016)

reply to Meimi132's comment
tieria in YOU BET (Registered on 2009/02/27)

LOL LOL lOL lOL LOL LOL LOLLOl !!!!

Wed 2009/04/01 14:48:24 JST (ID #545027)

reply to tieria's comment
e-jump in Malaysia (Registered on 2007/12/22)
Engineer by weekdays, Hikki by weekends
http://ejump.wordpress.com/

(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading oppai

Wed 2009/04/01 14:52:17 JST (ID #545032)

reply to e-jump's comment
kiddai in in Liverpool (from Brunei Darussalam) (Registered on 2009/03/21)
University Student, Hikkikomori? (or not), Go/Weiqi/Baduk player

WOW!!! Rather disturbing...
BUT! LOL!! xD

Wed 2009/04/01 14:54:27 JST (ID #545035)

reply to kiddai's comment
xsomebodyx in Singapore (Registered on 2008/04/15)
Full-time National Serviceman Slave

Now they're recruiting female stormtroopers? What's next, Yoda's wife? :3

Wed 2009/04/01 14:55:48 JST (ID #545038)

reply to xsomebodyx's comment
radical anime fan in Singapore, Furnace City, Cinderblock Outskirts. (Registered on 2007/01/25)
Polytechnic Junior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer In-training.
http://thehangerbay.wordpress.com/

No way I'm falling for this jig again. XD

Still, I think I'll fancy one if they clear both Imperial and Republican customs.

Wed 2009/04/01 15:27:38 JST (ID #545069)

reply to radical anime fan's comment
duffman in the Urban Jungle that is Manila(PH)~ (Registered on 2007/10/30)
Daigakusei [Consular and Diplomatic Affairs]
http://dixinfernal.wordpress.com

this is one hell of a LOL!!! ^^

Wed 2009/04/01 15:52:59 JST (ID #545094)

reply to duffman's comment
gordon in 新加坡 Singapore (Registered on 2007/06/11)
銀河帝国五〇一軍团 TK/TD 8316 M.E.P.D. Police Sergeant
http://gordonator.com/

awesome! just what i wanted! i'll get 3 of them! ('~')

Wed 2009/04/01 15:53:17 JST (ID #545095)

reply to gordon's comment
G2 in Singapura (Registered on 2008/04/20)
Passerby
http://jitokun.wordpress.com/

It's always full of surprises when visiting dannychoo.com on 1st april. ^^

Wed 2009/04/01 15:54:23 JST (ID #545100)

reply to G2's comment
Miri in (｡◕‿‿◕｡) (Registered on 2009/01/30)
Student
http://miri.textcube.com/

O_O Disturbing for the eyes...

Wed 2009/04/01 15:57:11 JST (ID #545101)

reply to Miri's comment
say in France (Registered on 2008/05/18)
Motiongrapher

Ha ha ha !

I want it :3

Wed 2009/04/01 16:08:03 JST (ID #545109)

reply to say's comment
Keigami in Alaska (the Snowy Hell) (Registered on 2008/12/06)
Student of Computer Info. & Office Sys.

Omg... I can't unsee!

Wed 2009/04/01 16:20:36 JST (ID #545121)

reply to Keigami's comment
ScorchNRoses in Singapore (Registered on 2009/03/20)
High School Student
http://scorchnroses.wordpress.com

This is kinda disturbing lol... O_O
anyway good joke Danny ^^

Wed 2009/04/01 16:21:15 JST (ID #545125)

reply to ScorchNRoses's comment
fengzz in Singapore (Registered on 2008/10/19)
Figurine Enthusiast, Uni Student

is this an april fool joke?? LMAO

Wed 2009/04/01 16:49:08 JST (ID #545143)

reply to fengzz's comment
Senn in KL/SG (Registered on 2007/04/03)
Web Designer
http://insennity.com/

nonononono.. it's pixelated!!

Wed 2009/04/01 16:51:33 JST (ID #545145)

reply to Senn's comment
silentkey in Singapore (Registered on 2008/01/24)
Student, Uncle & hopfully a good husband..

Wah...Wonder if the "oppai" word applies here?...

Wed 2009/04/01 17:00:22 JST (ID #545154)

reply to silentkey's comment
importpunch (Registered on 2009/03/23)
http://www.ricekiller.com

WTF MALE OPPAI

Wed 2009/04/01 17:01:00 JST (ID #545157)

reply to importpunch's comment
DualSoul in Ontario, Canada (Registered on 2007/10/11)
Associate Network Administrator

Love the product description! I always figured Stormtrooper armour to be harder... I guess they're softer than they look.

Wed 2009/04/01 17:02:23 JST (ID #545158)

reply to DualSoul's comment
ikarusangel in Tegucigalpa, Honduras (Registered on 2008/09/16)
marketing and international business

SOLD OUT >> got to put myself in the "waiting list"....I want to feel the stormtrooper cheeesttt....lol...umm....I mean..."You look at those breastplates and want to feel them, just like you would run your hands along the lines of an expensive sports car"....

Wed 2009/04/01 17:22:19 JST (ID #545186)

reply to ikarusangel's comment
mechamind in Singapore (Registered on 2008/05/27)
Engineer
http://www.mechafactory.com

Ouch! Can't put my wrist.. there.. NOooooo~!

Wed 2009/04/01 17:27:32 JST (ID #545197)

reply to mechamind's comment
LesterHo in Tokyo, Japan (Registered on 2008/11/16)
Student
http://www.lesterho.com

DO NOT WANT. orz

Wed 2009/04/01 17:31:03 JST (ID #545206)

reply to LesterHo's comment
Anonymouse (Registered on 2008/12/15)

LOL

I'd order some of theses for friends just for the laughs

Wed 2009/04/01 17:33:44 JST (ID #545215)

reply to Anonymouse's comment
darktek13 in Utah, USA (Registered on 2008/02/03)
Looking for work again
http://flickr.com/photos/darktek13/

I would buy one to display next to my Mirai oppai mousepad :) Of course the Marai one is the one that would get used...

Wed 2009/04/01 17:58:43 JST (ID #545258)

reply to darktek13's comment
Patrick Barron in Michigan, United States of America (Registered on 2008/02/09)
Grocery Store Clerk

Cute, very cute, I mean that sarcastically.

Wed 2009/04/01 18:05:00 JST (ID #545269)

reply to Patrick Barron's comment
Firo in Lithuania (Registered on 2009/03/29)
PDF File
http://www.last.fm/user/Kirikami

Damn, out of stock >_<

LOL XD

Wed 2009/04/01 18:14:02 JST (ID #545283)

reply to Firo's comment
Riz in インデアナポリス, インデアナ (Registered on 2009/01/02)
三年せいとオタク

I'm not sure what to believe in anymore! Still though that's pretty cool ^^b

Wed 2009/04/01 18:23:28 JST (ID #545292)

reply to Riz's comment
BLU-107 Durandal in progress of preparing Project BABYLON (Registered on 2009/02/05)
broke GUNPLA, FSN, and K-ON! enthusiast
http://blu-107.blogspot.com/

I didn't know that storm troopers use bra... say, is that a D-cup, Danny? :D

Wed 2009/04/01 18:37:05 JST (ID #545306)

reply to BLU-107 Durandal's comment
Phaeton99 in Momiji Castle, Japones NA (Registered on 2008/11/11)
Executive Seneschal of the Third Ward
http://phaeton99.deviantart.com/

I do so hope that this is a prank....
I fear that it might not be...

Wed 2009/04/01 18:37:11 JST (ID #545307)

reply to Phaeton99's comment
ravenschwann in Canada, ON (Registered on 2009/03/30)
Chinese/Viet restaurant waiter, no post secondary

Your stormtrooper costume hide your eyes well don't they? But the pad never lies!

Wed 2009/04/01 18:38:50 JST (ID #545308)

reply to ravenschwann's comment
Zou in New York City (Registered on 2008/07/08)
Student & Authorized Chicken Slapper
http://www.otakuinternational.com

This is truly slightly disturbing lol.

Wed 2009/04/01 18:47:09 JST (ID #545316)

reply to Zou's comment
- Francias in Quebec, Canada (Registered on 2007/05/14)
  Front-end Web Developer
  http://wilusfira.blogspot.com
  
  I'm with you on this... I never guessed that a stormtrooper could have such big boobs :D !
  
  Wed 2009/04/01 18:59:21 JST (ID #545335)
  
  reply to Francias's comment
fredrin in Ann Arbor, Michigan (Registered on 2008/02/18)
pathetic excuse for a manga-ka
http://www.megatokyo.com

What i did was take the spec shape of the thing (which is pretty amusing - here's a screenshot of the template the mfr. gives you: http://is.gd/q6sJ ) We were going to offer two versions - this one and one of Danny with the helmet off http://www.flickr.com/photos/dannychoo/2832442538/sizes/o/ ) , but i was way too deeply disturbed by it to continue with the idea.

Honestly, i am rather disturbed how many people wish to purchase this...

Wed 2009/04/01 18:53:05 JST (ID #545323)

reply to fredrin's comment
- bandit35 in U.S.A. (Registered on 2008/01/02)
  Civil Engineer, 토목 기사
  
  I'd much rather feel up Dom's big guns than Danny's breastplates. 0o
  
  Thu 2009/04/02 04:08:27 JST (ID #545773)
  
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  - bandit35 in U.S.A. (Registered on 2008/01/02)
    Civil Engineer, 토목 기사
    
    That's his Sig Sauer P226 and H&K Socom.
    
    Thu 2009/04/02 04:17:22 JST (ID #545786)
    
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Monkee in Canada (Registered on 2007/02/08)
Otaku / Student in Networking
http://hayasaki-kun.blogspot.com/

LOL!!!

Wed 2009/04/01 18:56:01 JST (ID #545329)

reply to Monkee's comment
andra in Singapore (Registered on 2007/11/06)
中学生
http://thezhukeeper.blogspot.com

I think they will be always in stock!

Wed 2009/04/01 18:59:40 JST (ID #545336)

reply to andra's comment
Zyl in Southeast Asia (Registered on 2007/12/25)
http://hontouni.com/souomou

LOL armoured man boobs.

Wed 2009/04/01 19:06:13 JST (ID #545349)

reply to Zyl's comment
Patches in Ohio, USA (Registered on 2008/10/20)
Upcoming College Student and Otaku
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/Patches418?ref=profile

LMFAO. Yeah, I think this would be a pretty good gag gift for an Otaku friend. Could you imgaine the look on their face when you say you got them an Oppai mouspad and find out that it is not what they were thinking? Too bad this only a joke ;P.

Wed 2009/04/01 19:15:49 JST (ID #545368)

reply to Patches's comment
Kozta-Boom in Coconut cream pie world (Registered on 2008/06/25)
Spartan
http://www.ryobase.com

I have no idea that Stormtrooper have boobs.

Wed 2009/04/01 19:38:37 JST (ID #545408)

reply to Kozta-Boom's comment
Ichiro Ino in InternetZ (Registered on 2009/03/19)
CEO - Ichiro Inc.
http://www.ichiro-style.com

oh cool, but needs more pantsu...

Wed 2009/04/01 19:44:46 JST (ID #545424)

reply to Ichiro Ino's comment
- BLU-107 Durandal in progress of preparing Project BABYLON (Registered on 2009/02/05)
  broke GUNPLA, FSN, and K-ON! enthusiast
  http://blu-107.blogspot.com/
  
  seriously man... you wouldn't want a stormtrooper oshiri mousepad :D
  
  Thu 2009/04/02 17:40:50 JST (ID #546793)
  
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Argyle in Toronto, Canada (Registered on 2008/12/23)
Otaku Programmer/Gamer/Artist/Photographer
http://argylebolivar.wordpress.com

lol
I want to get a Haruhi Oppai mouse pad that my friend has T__T

Wed 2009/04/01 19:50:05 JST (ID #545434)

reply to Argyle's comment
Wave Rider in NJ United States (Registered on 2007/01/22)
Student/Daemonhunter

Now to just figure out which article is the real April Folls joke XD

Wed 2009/04/01 19:55:36 JST (ID #545438)

reply to Wave Rider's comment
wtfjusthappened in Illinois, U.S (Registered on 2008/01/22)
Student

ROFL, I want so bad, out of stock noessss!

Wed 2009/04/01 20:04:56 JST (ID #545449)

reply to wtfjusthappened's comment
IRTeA in Puddingland (Registered on 2008/08/30)
Future Idol
http://puddingparadise.blogspot.com

ಠ_ಠ

Oh God...

Wed 2009/04/01 20:28:38 JST (ID #545463)

reply to IRTeA's comment
June in Malaysia (Registered on 2009/02/18)
Graphic designer

x_x just wonder... any takers?

Wed 2009/04/01 20:29:11 JST (ID #545464)

reply to June's comment
senken in Vancouver, Canada (Registered on 2009/03/26)
IT Administrator

Orz

Force within you...

Wed 2009/04/01 20:31:17 JST (ID #545466)

reply to senken's comment
jeda21 in United States (Registered on 2009/02/25)
project coordinator/translator/editor
http://jeda21.blogspot.com

Happy April Fool's Day. ^_^

Wed 2009/04/01 20:46:47 JST (ID #545477)

reply to jeda21's comment
DeathSnake in Srilanka (Registered on 2009/01/26)
university student

please tell me this is april fools joke...........its too freaky to be true

Wed 2009/04/01 20:52:17 JST (ID #545479)

reply to DeathSnake's comment
Poofiemus in Education Camp, US (Registered on 2008/07/21)
University's Slave

XD I'm afraid to ask how late at night you were up when you came up with this, joke or no.

Wed 2009/04/01 21:12:59 JST (ID #545498)

reply to Poofiemus's comment
memoriesoffaddict in CA (Registered on 2008/10/30)
University Student

Sorry, I only take the ones with a female face on it.

Wed 2009/04/01 21:26:30 JST (ID #545510)

reply to memoriesoffaddict's comment
Hikaru Kazushime in California,USA (Registered on 2008/12/09)
Otaku Social Media/Blogger/Event Coverage

WOW...this is AMAZING.

Wed 2009/04/01 21:56:27 JST (ID #545524)

reply to Hikaru Kazushime's comment
Yeti in Your Head (Registered on 2008/12/12)
1337 haxx0r

I'm so confused~

Wed 2009/04/01 22:12:33 JST (ID #545532)

reply to Yeti's comment
Muffler in Finland (Registered on 2008/09/21)
student, otaku in training

Oh man... I knew it was April Fool's and still I fell for it.

Wed 2009/04/01 22:31:06 JST (ID #545549)

reply to Muffler's comment
Charcoal in Hong Kong (Registered on 2009/02/19)
Graphic Designer, Business learner
http://blog.yam.com/igCharcoal

LOL fail...but funny!!!

Thu 2009/04/02 00:14:41 JST (ID #545598)

reply to Charcoal's comment
Hatchuu-san in Canberra, Australia (Registered on 2009/03/22)
Mangaka, Otaku, Gamer, Figure collector and full time fangirl
http://animeamphitere.deviantart.com/

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is awesome.

Thu 2009/04/02 00:26:02 JST (ID #545603)

reply to Hatchuu-san's comment
Quaestor in Brazil (Registered on 2009/01/25)
University Student
http://twitter.com/shikinami

HAHAHAHA!

This will be a remarkble April Fools', right?

Thu 2009/04/02 00:38:20 JST (ID #545609)

reply to Quaestor's comment
Shisohikari in USA (Registered on 2009/02/22)
Student

wow............thats so funny

Thu 2009/04/02 00:46:39 JST (ID #545617)

reply to Shisohikari's comment
Weaver_Aus in Brisbane,Australia (Registered on 2009/01/12)
Disc Jockey, Storeman, Computer Tech, Misc.

i could say its for the fetishists and women who like men in scifit uniform lol, but the breasts just throw it out the door.. at best if it was really made and marketed, only those who wanted a laugh would ever buy it.

Thu 2009/04/02 02:02:25 JST (ID #545645)

reply to Weaver_Aus's comment
E (Registered on 2008/11/05)
Cleaner

D0N'T WANT!

Thu 2009/04/02 02:25:49 JST (ID #545656)

reply to E's comment
Japan Man in Rome, GA USA (Registered on 2009/03/29)
High School Student

I knew this was an april fools joke the minute I saw the stormtrooper with two big chi-chis. George Lucas would never let this idea fly by lol

Thu 2009/04/02 03:14:23 JST (ID #545699)

reply to Japan Man's comment
litokid in Toronto, Canada (Registered on 2007/11/25)
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim

First all the posts on Gizmodo, now this. The Internetz has collectively decided to lose its mind today. x_x"

Thu 2009/04/02 03:31:04 JST (ID #545720)

reply to litokid's comment
Turk in California (Registered on 2008/09/21)
Art Student
http://binte-ji.deviantart.com/

Hah! I can see LucasArts going for this. They'd be fools not to!

Thu 2009/04/02 04:50:14 JST (ID #545824)

reply to Turk's comment
cosplayadattebayo in Middleofnohere, Arizona (Registered on 2007/04/18)
Jounin/Engineer in Training

In the great words of Admiral Ackbar, I declare

"It's a trap!!!"

Thu 2009/04/02 05:01:30 JST (ID #545836)

reply to cosplayadattebayo's comment
MAsia in NERV HQ, Tokyo-3 (Registered on 2007/01/14)
Supreme Commander of NERV Co.

Definitely a get, but unfortunately it doesnt exist ^^

Thu 2009/04/02 05:30:27 JST (ID #545888)

reply to MAsia's comment
silent1134 in Los Angeles, California (Registered on 2007/08/22)
???Confused???

Uh...I'm...at lost for words on this one...

Thu 2009/04/02 05:32:55 JST (ID #545895)

reply to silent1134's comment
kâkebuke in Paris, Not Texas (Registered on 2007/12/17)
Wibbling+Writing+Teaching
http://www.kakebuke.net

Good one. XD

Thu 2009/04/02 05:50:26 JST (ID #545931)

reply to kâkebuke's comment
Requiem in Mars (Registered on 2007/11/07)
Web developer

The real WTF^H^H^H joke is calling Fred's comic awesome. I mean, it's an ok comic, but its popularity is due more to fan loyalty and identification, Fred is to the US what ZUN is to Japan, only he doesn't have his own convention (that i know of).

Thu 2009/04/02 05:57:26 JST (ID #545950)

reply to Requiem's comment
djadrian in Buenos Aires, Argentina (Registered on 2009/03/27)
Otaku everything!
http://dj-adrian.blogspot.com/

hahaha loool!

Thu 2009/04/02 06:32:08 JST (ID #546055)

reply to djadrian's comment
Jez in Mississauga Ontario (Registered on 2008/04/11)
Student/ Anime Club Leader at St. Joseph Secondary
http://haruhiist.blogspot.com/

WOW i cant believe this is happening ^0^

Thu 2009/04/02 06:35:49 JST (ID #546067)

reply to Jez's comment
stasiswarp in California (Registered on 2007/11/25)
Anime addict

Haha, great one Danny! I wonder if anyone actually believed this one...

Thu 2009/04/02 08:01:06 JST (ID #546207)

reply to stasiswarp's comment
Kyone in Boston, MA (Registered on 2009/01/02)
College student, Mech programmer and striving photographer.
http://moeforme.blogspot.com

I don't care if its fake, me wants it! T_T

Thu 2009/04/02 08:14:17 JST (ID #546225)

reply to Kyone's comment
Sesshu in Tejas (Registered on 2007/11/23)
Consultant
http://www.justin.tv/denshaotoko

Think Emperor Palpatine took a wrong turn with this clone.

Thu 2009/04/02 08:42:19 JST (ID #546260)

reply to Sesshu's comment
Wolfman-X in Melbourne Australia (Registered on 2009/02/16)
About that......

this reminds me of this guy who dressed up as a female storm trooper at last years Armageddon expo in Victoria, Australia

Thu 2009/04/02 09:17:00 JST (ID #546299)

reply to Wolfman-X's comment
Bluesnow (Registered on 2008/08/09)
Lazy College Student

... ITS A TRAP o.o

Thu 2009/04/02 13:43:46 JST (ID #546538)

reply to Bluesnow's comment
FluRL in singapore (Registered on 2009/03/16)
Student/Gakusei

wow some trooper boobs there. does all oppai mouse pads has two 'bumps'? if a mirai version comes out i'll be sure to get it ^^

Thu 2009/04/02 14:56:27 JST (ID #546596)

reply to FluRL's comment
Audrey Reiko in Malaysia (Registered on 2009/02/12)
Permanent Japanophile

April fool joke??

>.<

Fri 2009/04/03 02:32:58 JST (ID #547324)

reply to Audrey Reiko's comment
MazinKaesar in Modica, Italy (Registered on 2008/10/06)
Super Robot Pilot

Danny, stay AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!

XD XD XD

Fri 2009/04/03 17:29:03 JST (ID #548012)

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ThunderEmperor in Pluto (Registered on 2009/04/29)
Student

omg lolol

Sat 2009/04/04 05:25:35 JST (ID #548708)

reply to ThunderEmperor's comment
Bashir in North American Continent (Registered on 2009/03/24)
Among the evergrowing ranks of unemployed

Female stormtrooper oppai. (Reads warning) Warning: Do not expose to vacuum or explosive decompression as this will severely alter the size and shape of the "bumps".......this will severely alter the size and shape of the "bumps".........alter the size and shape.......alter the size.......(Runs for the nearest airlock). lol. :)

Mon 2009/04/06 08:26:32 JST (ID #551501)

reply to Bashir's comment
POLKA (Registered on 2009/04/01)
Ninja/Otaku
http://poppolka.blogspot.com

LAWL
Stormtrooper with oppai.

Tue 2009/04/07 01:41:17 JST (ID #552344)

reply to POLKA's comment
Andy in Warsaw, Poland (Registered on 2007/11/03)
Bounty Hunter
http://myanimelist.net/profile/andrewgk

Are those based on a real stormtrooper tits? xD

Thu 2009/04/16 17:55:39 JST (ID #566514)

reply to Andy's comment
seta in Atlanta (Registered on 2009/03/13)
Student, Sophomore

only oppai mouse pad i wouldn't buy

Thu 2009/04/16 19:14:36 JST (ID #566673)

reply to seta's comment
De-JaY in Saarbruecken, Germany (Registered on 2009/05/19)
EFfin' Otaku
http://www.touhou.us/blog

That is sooo wrong. XD

Thu 2009/05/21 22:31:28 JST (ID #616125)

reply to De-JaY's comment
rezzaeffendi in Malaysia (Registered on 2009/06/18)
Student~ NIght-surfer~ Sleeper~ otaku-to-be~
http://rezzaeffendi.blogspot.com

*snrk* ahaha~!!

Sat 2009/06/20 11:21:45 JST (ID #651294)

reply to rezzaeffendi's comment
`yukimi_ in Canada (Registered on 2009/05/26)
Student
http://hana-bix.livejournal.com/

Those are some manly eyes.

Sun 2009/06/21 21:04:06 JST (ID #652477)

reply to `yukimi_'s comment
lilico (Registered on 2009/05/19)
developer

jajajaja very funny

Wed 2009/06/24 16:59:55 JST (ID #655679)

reply to lilico's comment
FutureCosplayMaster in Connecticut (Registered on 2009/05/18)
Student

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NICE.

Mon 2009/08/17 23:43:32 JST (ID #703350)

reply to FutureCosplayMaster's comment
FutureCosplayMaster in Connecticut (Registered on 2009/05/18)
Student

I Might get one for the HELL OF IT lol

Mon 2009/08/17 23:47:05 JST (ID #703352)

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Vortigren in the Bamboo Hut of East Jakarta, Republic of Indonesia (Registered on 2009/09/04)
Student, Bowler, Collector
http://carldica.wordpress.com

I

Sun 2009/09/06 01:21:17 JST (ID #712376)

reply to Vortigren's comment
Vortigren in the Bamboo Hut of East Jakarta, Republic of Indonesia (Registered on 2009/09/04)
Student, Bowler, Collector
http://carldica.wordpress.com

How would it feel when your hand is between those Stormtrooper's oppai...? I bet it's different with other oppai mouse pads.

Wed 2009/09/09 12:14:38 JST (ID #714071)

reply to Vortigren's comment
agcpictures in La La Land (Registered on 2009/08/14)
Screenwriter Wannabe

frickin lol

Thu 2009/09/17 13:37:32 JST (ID #718924)

reply to agcpictures's comment
VanBloodMoon in The Moon (Registered on 2009/07/29)
Programmer

Its good to see that the Galactic Empire is an equal opportunity employer.

Thu 2009/09/17 13:54:31 JST (ID #718930)

reply to VanBloodMoon's comment
Smooth Operata in Wisconsin, USA (Registered on 2009/10/28)
Spec Ops Otaku

Oh my...

Thu 2009/11/05 10:40:07 JST (ID #737736)

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