Stormtrooper Oppai Mousepad

I'm incredibly excited to announce that Fredrin who runs the awesome manga site Mega Tokyo has after long negotiations decided to pay myself and Lucasfilm for the rights to make a stormtrooper oppai mousepad!
The product is called "DannyChoo - StormTrooper In Tokyo Oppai Mousepad" and is currently available at Mega Store retailing for 30 USD.
The product description as follows:-
You know that every time a troop of StormTroopers marches by, you want do it. You look at those breastplates and want to feel them, just like you would run your hands along the lines of an expensive sports car or the low-reflective finish heat dissipating shields on high caliber weaponry. Now, thanks to MegaGear Inc. and Mirai Inc., you can feel those armored pecs without ending up a smoking pile of cinders: the Danny Choo "StormTrooper In Tokyo" Oppai Mousepad!
Oppai mousepads are highly ergonomic mousing surfaces that incorporate soft hand rests inspired by nature herself. Your wrist is cradled between two soft, pliable 'bumps' that allow full range of movement yet support them with a bouncy, pneumatic action. Guaranteed to improve your computing efficiency almost as much as a Storm Trooper standing behind you offering 'encouragement'. Mousing surface is flame resistant, washable and meets all Official Imperial Mousing Surface regulations. Warning: Do not expose to vacuum or explosive decompression as this will severely alter the size and shape of the "bumps"
Get yours today! We promise to send them along if they ever clear Imperial customs.
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Dirty Gentleman
http://cantstanzya.wordpress.com/
Nice eyes ( . Y . )
Otaku
http://imperiomoe.wordpress.com
http://www.wannabefansubs.info/harima/images/thumb/c/c8/Imadori.jpg/180px-Imadori.jpg
Graphic designer
Nice joke~
I'm little disturbed though..
Anigao Kigurumi Cosplayer, Professional mask maker.
http://www.kigurumicosplay.com
Groping a storm trooper's breast...
*~urp
Good for a laugh~^_^
Viewfinder
http://www.flickr.com/photos/harem/
The force is too strong!!! arghhh!!
Otaku!, Full Sail Recording Arts Student
Agreed. Since when did clones get cloned with breasts?
studying comp studies, planning to look for part time job
http://bruneian-otaku.blogspot.com
oh man can't stop laughing XD
student- university servant
arent your eyes a little too big for a stormtrooper? LOL
Video game developer
http://www.instant-ramen.net
That which has been seen cannot be unseen @__@
thousand master II, Internet Learner, Auto didacta
http://pipopaz.wordpress.com/
so true X.X
"The goggles...they do nothing!"
Mahasiswa yang terdampar di Singapura.
http://lolipedofin.wordpress.com/
LOL.. just LOL...
Mahasiswa yang terdampar di Singapura.
http://lolipedofin.wordpress.com/
You know, Danny... Why don't you make an oppai mousepad with your photo on it... i mean a REAL "Danny Choo" mousepad..
I swear to God, I'll buy it... >.<
Viewfinder
http://www.flickr.com/photos/harem/
send us a review if u ever get one ;)
Pokemon master
http://thecococafe.wordpress.com/
I'd get this just to scare everyone around me
Freelance
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Urashima
Ahahaha, definitely one of the best Net April Fools jokes I've seen thus far!
Good Job!
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
Stop staring at me with those eyes!!
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
Ji~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
( . y . )
MI Manager, Blogger and Newswriter
http://cutkillavince.com/
Hehe, excellent ^^
dannychoo.com の読者
there goes my afternoon...
College Student
He gonna make that blaster tenga next?
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
You bet!
dannychoo.com の読者
erm...actually..i can still see a faint outlight of a bra/bikini....stormtroopers wear bra/bikini?
http://www.marvinryan.com
I feel a great disturbance in the force... oh wait, it was just the manoppai
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
LMAO!
rofl^^
Student
The best April fools I've seen this far:)
WebMonkey
http://rossbennetts.com/
The time of your post (16:51) would make you the fool in many countries, Danny...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day
;)
Computer Tech. / Graphic Design
http://reikukan.jimdo.com/
lol haha so true...^^
.NET/Web Developer
http://scrumptious.animeblogger.net
Now let's see some vader oppai mousepads. hahah
I second that. Add in Grievous and Boba Fett and clonetrooper mousepads if you're gonna add more.
Student
http://s1charade.wordpress.com/
aren't your eyes a little large to be a storm trooper.
Injured
StormTrooperess! Now theres a costume I haven't seen made yet rofl.
流浪人
I ordered six. ^_^
Video game developer
http://www.instant-ramen.net
LIAR!!!!
It's out of stock :)
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
LIAR!!!!
It's still in stock~~~~`
Young Grasshopper
http://miragestrike.blogspot.com
LIAR!
I bought them all.
http://www.marvinryan.com
Liar!
Danny took em all. ^^
Tech Freak
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=191670173
Laughing... wont... stop... can't..... breathe....
freelancer, Spanglish speaker
http://www.changolion.com
haha danny, you gonna need make a stormtrooper dakimakura to :)
Software Consultant, Business Intelligence
http://haruji.wordpress.com/
IS that a female inside? Or DC has turned into a trap? =_="
NEET
wondering how does it felt........
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
LMAO! Very nice copy writing~~~~~~
Nekophilia
LOL'd at the description. Oh I love April Fools.
Student
moobs mousepad.........
you completed my day danny.....
Student, Performer
http://kesenaitsumi89.wordpress.com/
Haha.. Never knew that Stormtrooper have oppai ^^
Student
http://konadora.wordpress.com
The force is strong within this one.
And I thought this was an April Fool's joke o_O
Student
http://konadora.wordpress.com
Wait.. it IS an April's Fool joke, right? Desho?
Don't make me want to buy this lol
大学生
http://justaskeikaku.net23.net
lol its out of stock! obviously none will ever be made XD
Student
http://anime.tedfox.com/
come to think of it, why aren't there any women in the empire anyway
Good one XD
Policy & Research Officer
http://www.alafista.com/
LOL this is really funny.
Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
http://meimi132.wordpress.com/
HAWT!!
LOL LOL lOL lOL LOL LOL LOLLOl !!!!
Engineer by weekdays, Hikki by weekends
http://ejump.wordpress.com/
(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading oppai
University Student, Hikkikomori? (or not), Go/Weiqi/Baduk player
WOW!!! Rather disturbing...
BUT! LOL!! xD
Full-time National Serviceman Slave
Now they're recruiting female stormtroopers? What's next, Yoda's wife? :3
Polytechnic Junior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer In-training.
http://thehangerbay.wordpress.com/
No way I'm falling for this jig again. XD
Still, I think I'll fancy one if they clear both Imperial and Republican customs.
Daigakusei [Consular and Diplomatic Affairs]
http://dixinfernal.wordpress.com
this is one hell of a LOL!!! ^^
銀河帝国五〇一軍团 TK/TD 8316 M.E.P.D. Police Sergeant
http://gordonator.com/
awesome! just what i wanted! i'll get 3 of them! ('~')
Passerby
http://jitokun.wordpress.com/
It's always full of surprises when visiting dannychoo.com on 1st april. ^^
Student
http://miri.textcube.com/
O_O Disturbing for the eyes...
Motiongrapher
Ha ha ha !
I want it :3
Student of Computer Info. & Office Sys.
Omg... I can't unsee!
High School Student
http://scorchnroses.wordpress.com
This is kinda disturbing lol... O_O
anyway good joke Danny ^^
Figurine Enthusiast, Uni Student
is this an april fool joke?? LMAO
Web Designer
http://insennity.com/
nonononono.. it's pixelated!!
Student, Uncle & hopfully a good husband..
Wah...Wonder if the "oppai" word applies here?...
http://www.ricekiller.com
WTF MALE OPPAI
Associate Network Administrator
Love the product description! I always figured Stormtrooper armour to be harder... I guess they're softer than they look.
marketing and international business
SOLD OUT >> got to put myself in the "waiting list"....I want to feel the stormtrooper cheeesttt....lol...umm....I mean..."You look at those breastplates and want to feel them, just like you would run your hands along the lines of an expensive sports car"....
Engineer
http://www.mechafactory.com
Ouch! Can't put my wrist.. there.. NOooooo~!
Student
http://www.lesterho.com
DO NOT WANT. orz
LOL
I'd order some of theses for friends just for the laughs
Looking for work again
http://flickr.com/photos/darktek13/
I would buy one to display next to my Mirai oppai mousepad :) Of course the Marai one is the one that would get used...
Grocery Store Clerk
Cute, very cute, I mean that sarcastically.
PDF File
http://www.last.fm/user/Kirikami
Damn, out of stock >_<
LOL XD
三年せいとオタク
I'm not sure what to believe in anymore! Still though that's pretty cool ^^b
broke GUNPLA, FSN, and K-ON! enthusiast
http://blu-107.blogspot.com/
I didn't know that storm troopers use bra... say, is that a D-cup, Danny? :D
Executive Seneschal of the Third Ward
http://phaeton99.deviantart.com/
I do so hope that this is a prank....
I fear that it might not be...
Chinese/Viet restaurant waiter, no post secondary
Your stormtrooper costume hide your eyes well don't they? But the pad never lies!
Student & Authorized Chicken Slapper
http://www.otakuinternational.com
This is truly slightly disturbing lol.
Front-end Web Developer
http://wilusfira.blogspot.com
I'm with you on this... I never guessed that a stormtrooper could have such big boobs :D !
pathetic excuse for a manga-ka
http://www.megatokyo.com
What i did was take the spec shape of the thing (which is pretty amusing - here's a screenshot of the template the mfr. gives you: http://is.gd/q6sJ ) We were going to offer two versions - this one and one of Danny with the helmet off http://www.flickr.com/photos/dannychoo/2832442538/sizes/o/ ) , but i was way too deeply disturbed by it to continue with the idea.
Honestly, i am rather disturbed how many people wish to purchase this...
Civil Engineer, 토목 기사
I'd much rather feel up Dom's big guns than Danny's breastplates. 0o
Civil Engineer, 토목 기사
That's his Sig Sauer P226 and H&K Socom.
Otaku / Student in Networking
http://hayasaki-kun.blogspot.com/
LOL!!!
中学生
http://thezhukeeper.blogspot.com
I think they will be always in stock!
http://hontouni.com/souomou
LOL armoured man boobs.
Upcoming College Student and Otaku
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/Patches418?ref=profile
LMFAO. Yeah, I think this would be a pretty good gag gift for an Otaku friend. Could you imgaine the look on their face when you say you got them an Oppai mouspad and find out that it is not what they were thinking? Too bad this only a joke ;P.
Spartan
http://www.ryobase.com
I have no idea that Stormtrooper have boobs.
CEO - Ichiro Inc.
http://www.ichiro-style.com
oh cool, but needs more pantsu...
broke GUNPLA, FSN, and K-ON! enthusiast
http://blu-107.blogspot.com/
seriously man... you wouldn't want a stormtrooper oshiri mousepad :D
Otaku Programmer/Gamer/Artist/Photographer
http://argylebolivar.wordpress.com
lol
I want to get a Haruhi Oppai mouse pad that my friend has T__T
Student/Daemonhunter
Now to just figure out which article is the real April Folls joke XD
Student
ROFL, I want so bad, out of stock noessss!
Future Idol
http://puddingparadise.blogspot.com
ಠ_ಠ
Oh God...
Graphic designer
x_x just wonder... any takers?
IT Administrator
Orz
Force within you...
project coordinator/translator/editor
http://jeda21.blogspot.com
Happy April Fool's Day. ^_^
university student
please tell me this is april fools joke...........its too freaky to be true
University's Slave
XD I'm afraid to ask how late at night you were up when you came up with this, joke or no.
University Student
Sorry, I only take the ones with a female face on it.
Otaku Social Media/Blogger/Event Coverage
WOW...this is AMAZING.
1337 haxx0r
I'm so confused~
student, otaku in training
Oh man... I knew it was April Fool's and still I fell for it.
Graphic Designer, Business learner
http://blog.yam.com/igCharcoal
LOL fail...but funny!!!
Mangaka, Otaku, Gamer, Figure collector and full time fangirl
http://animeamphitere.deviantart.com/
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is awesome.
University Student
http://twitter.com/shikinami
HAHAHAHA!
This will be a remarkble April Fools', right?
Student
wow............thats so funny
Disc Jockey, Storeman, Computer Tech, Misc.
i could say its for the fetishists and women who like men in scifit uniform lol, but the breasts just throw it out the door.. at best if it was really made and marketed, only those who wanted a laugh would ever buy it.
Cleaner
D0N'T WANT!
High School Student
I knew this was an april fools joke the minute I saw the stormtrooper with two big chi-chis. George Lucas would never let this idea fly by lol
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim
First all the posts on Gizmodo, now this. The Internetz has collectively decided to lose its mind today. x_x"
Art Student
http://binte-ji.deviantart.com/
Hah! I can see LucasArts going for this. They'd be fools not to!
Jounin/Engineer in Training
In the great words of Admiral Ackbar, I declare
"It's a trap!!!"
Supreme Commander of NERV Co.
Definitely a get, but unfortunately it doesnt exist ^^
???Confused???
Uh...I'm...at lost for words on this one...
Wibbling+Writing+Teaching
http://www.kakebuke.net
Good one. XD
Web developer
The real WTF^H^H^H joke is calling Fred's comic awesome. I mean, it's an ok comic, but its popularity is due more to fan loyalty and identification, Fred is to the US what ZUN is to Japan, only he doesn't have his own convention (that i know of).
Otaku everything!
http://dj-adrian.blogspot.com/
hahaha loool!
Student/ Anime Club Leader at St. Joseph Secondary
http://haruhiist.blogspot.com/
WOW i cant believe this is happening ^0^
Anime addict
Haha, great one Danny! I wonder if anyone actually believed this one...
College student, Mech programmer and striving photographer.
http://moeforme.blogspot.com
I don't care if its fake, me wants it! T_T
Consultant
http://www.justin.tv/denshaotoko
Think Emperor Palpatine took a wrong turn with this clone.
About that......
this reminds me of this guy who dressed up as a female storm trooper at last years Armageddon expo in Victoria, Australia
Lazy College Student
... ITS A TRAP o.o
Student/Gakusei
wow some trooper boobs there. does all oppai mouse pads has two 'bumps'? if a mirai version comes out i'll be sure to get it ^^
Permanent Japanophile
April fool joke??
>.<
Super Robot Pilot
Danny, stay AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!
XD XD XD
Student
omg lolol
Among the evergrowing ranks of unemployed
Female stormtrooper oppai. (Reads warning) Warning: Do not expose to vacuum or explosive decompression as this will severely alter the size and shape of the "bumps".......this will severely alter the size and shape of the "bumps".........alter the size and shape.......alter the size.......(Runs for the nearest airlock). lol. :)
Ninja/Otaku
http://poppolka.blogspot.com
LAWL
Stormtrooper with oppai.
Bounty Hunter
http://myanimelist.net/profile/andrewgk
Are those based on a real stormtrooper tits? xD
Student, Sophomore
only oppai mouse pad i wouldn't buy
EFfin' Otaku
http://www.touhou.us/blog
That is sooo wrong. XD
Student~ NIght-surfer~ Sleeper~ otaku-to-be~
http://rezzaeffendi.blogspot.com
*snrk* ahaha~!!
Student
http://hana-bix.livejournal.com/
Those are some manly eyes.
developer
jajajaja very funny
Student
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NICE.
Student
I Might get one for the HELL OF IT lol
Student, Bowler, Collector
http://carldica.wordpress.com
I
Student, Bowler, Collector
http://carldica.wordpress.com
How would it feel when your hand is between those Stormtrooper's oppai...? I bet it's different with other oppai mouse pads.
Screenwriter Wannabe
frickin lol
Programmer
Its good to see that the Galactic Empire is an equal opportunity employer.
Spec Ops Otaku
Oh my...