Japanese Home Security

I'm just afraid I will lockup myself. Like if the equipment fails. Everything will go like haywire.

Or worst still, my own cameras catch me doing weird things. Then somehow it gets circulated on the internet.

Or some hacker gains control... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh helpz me... LOL!

I think I'll stick to the traditional method of home security.

I don't need such famcy-mancy security whatchamacallits! I prefer to secure my house my own way rather than hire some company to do it for me. Who knows, maybe THEY'RE setting this up and they're actually putting these machines into your home so that they can monitor your every movement and find out everything about you and use it against you! O_o

Maybe a fingerprint scanning device on the front door is enough XD

lol sentai poses. any other poses they can do? hope they don't do yaranaika poses

I'd be more worried about them breaking things in the house as they storm in lol~ And I think the home owners would be scared off by the boys love scenes too so I'd reckon they still need some fine-tuning of their services xD;
No security systems needed in my area, it's fairly quiet.

security is good and all but, this is just overkill x_X. esspecially the robots (wtf)

No need for that; I can buy and place a couple of good locks myself methinks. Wouldn't know if it is even necessary: how is the burglar rate in Japan?
About the computer monitoring: don't need it, would never use it, but have had to deal with it, especially in highschool. They kept blocking all the 'good' sites (and even non-ero ones), so you couln't even relax when your homework was long done.

This is just security spam. They are mobilising almost half a small platoon of troops just for one house? Yeah right. =)

Rentacops with absurdly high esprit de corps and automatons. Well it sounds like a good idea on paper....

had ADT for awhile.. but about 3 months in to a year contract we stoped setting it.. bout usless in the good neighborhood.. only bad thing.. the smoke detector went off one day while i was cooking and the entire fire brigade showed up! you get 1 freebie call then the next false alarm you PAY! sheesh.. but in some nieghborhoods its worth it for the piece of mind.. like where im at now >_<

lols at the dude in the judo outfit...
well for me no need for this kind of stuff my area is very peaceful 'cept for the car crashes that i can sometimes see on my window

We commonly use dogs here to deter potential burglars. Big dogs barking (or attacking) at the burglar can alert the people nearby.

LOL at their CM's! ^^

it's a bit too much isn't it?

i mean, yeah, sure the price is quite moderate....but isn't this a tad excessive?!?!?!?
7000 Yen??... sure, sign me up.
But from what i can gather, the overal crime/burglary rate is already considerably low in Japan (compared with other countries)

It's a great resource....but it seems like it's aimed for a niche market....like rich people...with stuff worth protecting...with a platoon of ninjas

Sentai poses for the win! WOOHOO~
[now that's security for you]

Singapore's quite safe, no need for home security... I think... And LOL at the first two vids...

What happened to big keys/locks and doors? Sounds like a very paranoid Japanese man with too much time on his hands though it up ^_^ Do people seriously buy the stupid things? I can understand the motion detectors etc, but everything else is a bit OTT in my opinion, I'd rather hire a security guard.

i should buy Alsoc robot C4 since when i do i can detacth it and could make my self a metal gear mk III lol XD the shape sorta makes me think of it

I don't think this is really required to prevent burglary, that is just way too much security.
It's very safe here I guess... never had a break-in, only have heard of 2 cases of break-ins in my area. With a good neighborhood, a motion-sensor alarm would suffice. Every household is required by law to have smoke-alarms here. just hope that the neighbours are kind and willing enough to call the police/fire service when the alarm goes off.

....is that Segata Sanshiro?!

I can just imagine Alsok people turning on the cameras remotely and having a nice laugh at what some of their clients are doing.

The security at my office is pretty tight. A determined intruder would probably have no problem getting in, but he'll set off so many freaking alarms the police will be all waiting for him when he tries to get out. I suppose Alsok is aiming at something like that.

The security and monitoring technology are pretty advanced these days. Security cameras can even automatically detect suspicious behavior and alert a human operator. Computers also make it very easy for employers to know exactly what employees are doing. It's a given that companies will spy on their employees.

Yeah, I think I'll just stick with locking my doors... spend the rest on home and contents insurance.

I've seen friends' houses with all the whizz bang gadgetry, and as far as I can tell all it does is make life difficult when you come home and just want to collapse into bed. I don't think the little sticker even makes that much of a detterent. One set of friends had something similar to this mob "looking after" them and their place got knocked over three times.

Are they really dressed in that SWAT team gear? If yes it's quite impressive for a home protection company.

Isn't Japan like quite safe? Would people actually need or want such services? It's not common to find such services in Singapore. It's relatively safe here. Prolly only the landed houses carries a burglar alarm when someone tries to break in. Personally, I have a heat sensor and panic alarm at home.

LOL for the sentai poses

I think I don'Tneed their services though, the sentry guns installed yesterday should be enought. Plus there are my maid bodyguards.

LoL. I totally thought Danny was joking about the Alsok robots...

This is really hilarious...
I just wonder who the dude in white is... is he a sex symbol in Japan? Seems to get a lot of attention...
Plus Alsok licensed Tezuka Osamu's Astro Boy? I actually really enjoyed that ad... I'm going to have to link it now :)

The security robots looks just lame? No Gundams, Gurren-Laganns or Valkyries?

My home has two security systems:
1. A smoke detector.
2. A four-legged, mobile, semi-intelligent security system that sometimes makes barking noises. Though it probably wouldn't scare off anyone. It's far more likely that burglars would laugh too hard about it to be able to do anything.

It's pretty safe here so we don't need a company like Alsok. The worst thing that ever happened to us is that someone stole our rotary clothesline.

only if you are famous you probably need it...it looks like modern version of Gangland protection services....no mention of protection of cars...i guess carjacks is not that serious...

If I remember correctly Alsok has Atom/Astroboy as their mascot a few years back. ^^

LOL this is too much. People have tried to break into my apartment before and even I think this is excessive. I just have giant bolts on my door, and these metal plate thingys (I don't know what they are called) that prevent a crowbar getting into the door. Also have locks on my deck, and a smoke detector. When we had a car it go broken into all the time and the car before that got torched in the apartment parking lot by some crazy person. So I'm more worried about the weirdos in our building than getting all those security items lol

In theory hi-tech security equipment is good, but in practical use.. hmm, I don't know..

i say let's just keep a pyhton or jaguar as your pet...should be good enough to scare off any potential burglars..
also i heard an old superstitions that if you hang red ladies underwear, it would also ward of burglars and evil spirit..

I never laughed so hard as I did when I saw those security guys following the guy while he was jogging. Those guys are lined up and waiting be knocked down like they are bowling pins. You sure this isn't some Anime turned to live action?

Over here, at least in the vecinity, there is no dire need of such services in homes. I do have this type of security service at my store, but at home not so much. Dogs work ok there, and burglars, if they dare enter my house, a beating will solve it no prob. A friend of mine found a guy inside his car. He went to the guy, took him out and just beat the crap out of the guy. Most of these guys are crackheads, so a beating is more than enough for your security. How bad are they here in town? If a guy gets close to you, just say, boy if you don't want to get a beating, just go away. Lol, they will turn around and leave ASAP lol. There are however the very tough type, in which case you just ask someone else to help you beat them down =P. Long comment, gomen.

No, employers in Germany can't monitor their employees like that. There are laws against that in this country. A German supermarket chain tried something like that with their employees, even going so far to hire a private detective to monitor their private life. End of the story was a nation wide scandal and no more monitoring, except for the monitoring that is set up for (and only for) scaring of and tracing shoplifters and other thiefes.

The singing scared off Astroboy, the singing woke up Astroboy, the singing made Astroboy angry and the singing made Astroboy snap XD

Of course, the best thing is not to parade your valuables in a way that the entire neighborhood knew about it since yesterday midnight.

Of course, the easy way would be to employ a company like Alsok. I just wished the package included an automatic turret.

overkill maybe?

we own a trained attack fat cat so...

Wow.... that is like overkill to the nth degree lol. It seems a bit much... for famous people maybe.... I'd like one of those robots anyways.

I think that's a bit too much...>.>

My house is equipped with security equipment, but not with all those stuff, only with motion sensors, and its enough. But most of the houses in my area are protected, when the value of the house and its content reaches a certain amount, if you have house insurance, they make you protect it. Guess that the insurance company don't want to pay you a load of money if you are robed.

They still lack: Bullet proof assault vehicles, bullet proof vests, grenade launchers, semi-automatic weapons, attack dogs, rifles, helicopters and tracking devices on cars and bikes.
But all of that will be useless unless they have a response time of under 5 minutes since the thieves can bypass all of the systems and empty a house in 10.

well I will go for only motion sensor, I think this is more that enough :)

this is quite funny.i have a couple of dogs and some old fashioned burglar bars keep me safe.the 12 gauges in the different rooms don't hurt either.

Wow, for that kind of protection you'd either have to be fantastically rich or have a enormous collection of H-doujinshi and eroge.

Well, lets see, I work on security and know a lot about this, and I can tell you all that any security system have lacks.Can pass 2 minutes betwen the alarm advise, and the most close patrol appears in the place. Same for detetors, cameras, and stuff, if the robber escapes, eveything else is a waste. And the robot stuff don`t looks reliable...

Guess all this suits for japanese criminals, but in other country bulgars are more hostile. An advise: Security is prevention, there is no other better security system that prevent thing to happen.

Nah. Japan without security would still be like 100x safer than Brazil with the latest piece of security equipment.

And right now I'm living in an apartment alone with no security apart from the regular stuff.
Back at my home we have monitored alarm system though.

But would be awesome to have super sentai alarm systems. XD
I wonder if they have power bazooka or something. :P

When I saw that first picture, I thought the post was something about Pythagora Switch's Algorithm March: http://xspblog.com/2008/05/26/pythagora-switch/

That's all well and good Alsok, but what I need is assurances against stealthy ninja assassins constantly tryin to get me. Until you do I have no use for you.

Our dojo does have security in place, but it is more of a deterrent than anything else.

I'm afraid I will stick a poster or something over the security devices that would make them useless >_<

So its not enough there is a small platoon of police like people that they have to send a guy dressed up like a martial artist....you could just hire Chuck Norris or ressurrect Bruce Lee and have a small army at your displosal, lol.

jumm well, if the collection was so enormous, the thief can't take it all away xdd

Although I like the price for the package, I would not use the service. In the future, I will have top notch security in my home (compound, cough) to protect my schtuff. Now that the United States Supreme Court has ruled on the US Constitution's 2nd Ammendmant, I can now have firearms legally in my home and shoot. Good stuff, will have a gun in the home instead.

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Would this kind of homeland security suffice??

hm... i don't know , i think i'll be prolly sticking w/ the tradition security system called dog.

It can detect farts?! cool! and i want that video security bot. I can think of various other uses for it :D

Worst thing ever happen was someone set fire to my laundry. Otherwise its just petty theft of t-shirts and slippers -_-
maybe i shd consider setting up a security cam or something, ninjas for home protection are overkill. lol

worst thing we've ever had at my house is graffiti...but there've been some break-ins and other shenanigans around our neighborhood before.

The robots seem a bit sluggish. So does every squad that answers to your calls include a karate master? That would be great to see him doing sentai poses, though I'm pretty sure such poses only look good when viewed through dramatic camera angles.

lol! nice description of the security services. Everything looks so overkill. Just a waste of money imo.

I would be ready to implement all possible means to llutter against burglaries. I got robbed last year and believe me, this is not funny.

it good for security company or something big but a normal house would be stupid

do we even need this in Japan? (O_O)

Well, a few security devices can protect my home.. I cant be complacent when in comes to home security.. You never know when your house can get burgled, even in Singapore.. I think I will buy a padlock for my gate after reading this entry.. ^^

I WANT THE ROBOT! XD

Home security around here isn't uncommon, but not everyone has it. However, they usually just monitor your burglar, fire and carbon monixide alarms and inform the authorities in case of any problems. Most people don't have security guards like that on call, lol.

Wow..So high Tech in Japan!
They should sell their Robots in Malaysia.
Make good $$$

I don't really need the one I have now. Don't think people want to mess with me or my stuff anyway. I look kinda evil as it is.

I'd take it a little more seriously if not for the karate guy sporting the dramatic anime poses ^_^

nah i don't think i need a security system, everything's cool around where i live

And where were they in the knife incident???

lol at those sentai poses. I wonder if burglars or other type of criminals really get scared with those poses. hahah

LOL...might as well give them red, green, blue, yellow, and pink uniforms hahaha XD

I want an army of robots under my command and take over the world. MMAUAHHAHA