Breaking News - Sony New Product

hmm only sony batteries i think <_<

Ahahahahah that was awesome!

lets see...

2 sony PS3, 2 32" Bravia, does SE phone count? xD then add 4 to the list xD thats bout it though

The only thing that I have which has a Sony brand on it is Playstation 2.

3 Words! to that item.

" F***** Piece of ****! "

XD

I just have a Sony Bravia TV

i gave up on them a long time ago for everything else
i used to buy Sony walkman till i went with Creative with their mp3 player Zen Vision

I still don't know what that f****** piece of poo does......

Sony Playstation 1 and 2 and a psp. Thats all.

LOL that was excellent :D as for sony equipment i own there is just this Sony Vaio laptop that Im using to post this on I've never been the biggest fan of sony stuff.

I don't think I personally own any Sony products (although maybe the really old CD walkman I have lying in a cupboard is Sony - I can't remember). I have no idea how many my housemates have.

None - learnt to stay off Sony years ago

Lol, now that's how some ads should look ^_^
I think I don't have any Sony products, but theres an old Sony-TV somewhere in our house.

way too many f**K, CAN'T BEAR WITH IT

this video must have been purposely made to bash sony...
i don't find it funny at all, they made fictional product and bash sony without a reason
i have to salute their effort for it though

americans are creative on hating other people eh...

what a f*ckin' piece of sh*t... glad to only own a PSP... ^^

bloody brilliant

haven't laughed so hard in ages

LOL at this f**king piece of SONY shit..

Ahh that's so much like Sony, it's not even funny. Well I guess actually it's funny because it is so much like Sony.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x'D

damn last time I laughed that hard was when I was at a friends place and a pigeon flew against the window so hard that my friend was so startled he actually sh*t and pissed his pant's xD

4 sony products. PS1 PS2 PS3 PSP. thats it.

ONN never fails to amaze me every single time.

Btw I have a Sony PSP slim, PSP memory stick x 2, memory stick duo adapter, camcorder and a camera. Want a PS3, PS2 and a DSLR too >.<

Yup, I'm a Sony Fanboy. It's a Sony.

Don't forget to read the scrolling text at the bottom.

Wow, just how f***s can you fill in a single report?

Even the captions are funny: BUSH CALLS ON OBAMA TO RETURN COPY OF 'ROADHOUSE' ACCIDENTALLY LEFT IN WHITE HOUSE DVD PLAYER. LOL

That news contains more truth in it than most actual news on ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, Fox, etc. I only own one sony item. A PS2. It will be the only Sony item I own for a long time as I spent PS3-possible money on Nanoha/Fate/Hayate/Vivio ^^;

I have to watch that video again.

It's a Sony ! xD

I just have a (broken) PS2 and I believe that's it.

this is like ....pretty awesome??????

LOL..It look like a real news that it confused me at first. ^.^

Guess there are lots of sony Hater out there...

I have ps1, psp, camera and cellphone. Although some of their products are crap, some are also quite nice like for example their phones the battery life is long compared to other brands.

now that's just too funny.

haha, how many times did they say f***?
hmm, calculating from old stuff... more than 10. sony audio for each room, sony walkmans, earphones, playstations, video players, camcoders, maybe others.
2 mobile phones, if that counts.

didn't get sony laptop, i heard it breaks in a short time...
really wanted sony rolly, but it's so expensive. =(

huh? i dun get it.. ^___^;

It's a f**king Sony! LOL XD

Hmm not very interested e video. But nevertheless it does give me a break from work.

what is is this piece of s**t video of a f**king news.Its pointless

I used to have a lot of Sony stuff cause they were sleek and cool.

I still like their designs, just that Apple has given them tough competition

i'm still laughing like an idiot XD

Lol this sht is funny xD

Haha, too awesome for words.

BTW, I only have a PS2 and a PSP 2nd Model.

Awesome ^^

Possibly more than I voted for if I count every disk of every MMO I bought to play on SonyOnline website.

I have a PSP slim, sony erricson phone and a 4gig USB device.

After seeing that, I realize how much it reminds me of my laptop... Which I paid to be custom ordered... And has had numerous issues... Makes me want to say that while I wish I went Apple. (-_-;;

In all cases, I have a PS3, BD controller, and alarm clock in my room. Atop of this laptop, which will be replaced when I can go back to Apple and buy a better one there. The rest is in the living room and kitchen.

lol that was just amazing ^o^!

Its ONN, whadaya expect from them

my ps2,ps3,controllers,and gran turismo prologue

I love this POS , I am so going to design and mass produce it . It is SONY! Everyone love sony right?

Get back to the topic , I have 50 sony dvd-r and ...... 50 sony dvd-r.

Wow...who knew?...

that was very hilarious! hahaha. i like the products of Sony, besides the PC Vaio series... its really a F****** Piece of S***!

LOL'd, sony trying plot some s*** up

LOL The Onion XDD

Hilarious video :D

Sony items I have in my house.
3 psp, a broken sony erricson phone, a dvd player, a playstation 1 and 2 and bunch of sony dvd+r >_<

I personally find that sony products are good....just not as great as people are saying, there are WAY many other good products out there other then sony, and sometimes even cheaper.

Sony is pretty overrated.

That's what I call news reporting. Hehe.

That's really make me realize.. I actually have a lot of Sony products.
PS1, PS2, SE K800i, SE G705, Walkman, a 32" Bravia, a Sony CRT TV.. Wow never imagine.. (not a fanboy though).
But fortunately I choose Xbox360 for the seventh generation console, and a 29" Samsung for gaming. But still prefer SE for handphone.

hmmm...I have a Sony Ericsson cell....hmm....that's all ^^

Saw this last week.
And I'm still laughing even now, it never gets old ^_^

lol well got a family of playstations from 1,psx,ps2 and yes the ps3 haha ow yea how cld i 4get the psp haha gt them all ......well those r the onli sony products i've got though, apple i phone, panasonic tv lousy jvc sound system.....n a cannon pixus haha quite the diversity i must say....haha wait...that all ain't anythin to brag about...*starts lokin up newspapers for offers*~~

Ok.....

I only got two pieces of Sony tech on hand atm. A Microfone that I've never opened, and my beloved camera.

MD for outdoor recordings and PSP for... o wait! No use for PSP anymore since iPhone has a better GPS.

the swearing kept going on and on.

Almost all the Sony products I have are portable, couple Mini Disc players, some real nice vintage Sony portable CD players, PSX PS2 and I think that's it. I do not like new Sony. I feel their quality went way down. I prefer Panasonic over Sony, much higher quality and still Made in Japan :)

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

17 fxxking words in 2:31min~~~~~~

Just buy this Fxxxing Piece of $h!t

I have an ancient CD Walkman...

fxxx...Fxxx...FXXX! *giggles*

I have no sony items in my house I dont really like their products and that inlucdes this piece of S%$* ^^;

Awesome! Can't wait to get the 80GB version if this f%$?^ing piece of s*$%. ^^
Currently have 2 old sony machines in my house, a VAIO laptop and an old analog TV. Will be three in my house soon after I get a PSP.

OMG that was F%$#ing hilarious!! It sums what how I feel about camera products I add to the Berger Brothers website and the pro camera business in general XD Also funny since I just two minutes ago finally signed up for the PLaystation network (username: princetrunks415)

Sony products..
。3x PSPs
。1x Playstation 2
。3x Sony Laptops
。1x Old Sony TV
。1x Sony Cybershot cam
。1x Sony DVD Player
。1x Sony vidCam

Probablt some more lying around or hidden throughout the house...
Don't really know my Sony products. >_>;

I saw this last week. Kinda funny I guess, but I really like Sony's products.

I dislike some of Sony's products and sympathize with this video. Sonic Stage, the software used to manage the Sony MP3 player I purchased was slow and difficult to use. The MP3 Player itself broke a week and a year later, about the same time as my Sony in-ear buds. The right earbud stopped working, though the left one still played sound. Not satisfied with listening to music with only one ear, I bought a second pair. Guess what? It breaks in the exact same way. Under normal use this should not happen by any means. But what's more, I take good care of my belongings, and surpass the care taken in normal use to do so. I simply can't justify how I broke my headphones, in the exact same fashion no less. What gives?

This would have been much funnier and more true to life if it was Sony was replaced with Apple.
Currently I only own a PS3 and a camera from Sony.

Yay, theOnion is awesome!

LOL

LOL

LOL

I own more sony crap then I will admit to..............................
Apple crap as well..........................

Nice, Onion is always funny;)

... I don't really know what to say about this. I guess that I glad that's not actual journalism; if it was I probably wouldn't watch anymore news. I personally own and use a PSP 1000, PS2, PS3, and a Vaio desktop. I really want a Bravia tv and a PSP 3000.

Like Meguru Akiba once said, "It's a Sony!"

Lol!

I'm working on making pretty much every electronic device at home a Sony.

two Sony TVs, but that is the limit of it

PS3, PS2, PS1, PSP, XBR4 and a Sony MP3 player.

I like sony tbh...
It's microsoft fanyboys that annoy me. Although I have a lot of ms stuff, it's just annoying.

I never really understood the Sony hatred. ^^; Not a fanboy, but at the same time it's not like their products all break down on me. In fact, I had a digital camera that outlasted anybody else's I know.

Right now, though, I have a Sony camcorder, PS2, and that's it. I think there's others around the house but I'm too lazy to check. Say what you may, but Sony's camcorders are industry-leading.

That's hilarious! Maybe someone at the Onion had a bad experience with the PS3?

I think the only Sony product I own is the PS2 that's collecting dust. Unless you count the Sony headphones that sit in a drawer, that makes two.

Only Sony product I have is a PS2.

A tv, vcr, and a laptop...lol funny stuff...

Ive never experienced much if any problems with sony products. We used one of those trinitrons CRTs for about 12 years. It did need one part replaced halfway, but that was it. Ended up buying another sony to replace it.

Hmm other sony products in the house is the PS3, an old camcorder, old CD player and I have a bunch of those sony click usb drives. I was tempted to buy a vaio, until CES showed a bunch of new more promising ones.

Also using the sony ericcson T700 phone.

Not sure about what products are sony outside of my room since I don't bother paying attention but in my room I have a Ps2, and 3 psp that's it.

Lol, i love Onion. Anyways, i got a Sony VAIO laptop, 40" LCD TV, DVD player, and camera.

what the hell the specification mean ?????

Wow the people behind the Onion are creative geniuses.

I loled. Even though I have a PS2, PS3 and PSP. >.>

I have a PS1, PS3 and a couple of broken Mp3/MD players (2 MD players and 2 MP3s broken before 2 years, one of em was my fault though, I dropped it on the floor and it broke the one bottom that does everything "Orz). But anyways I just think their products are overrated, not to mention bad experiences w/ some of their products, so I look at other brands now when I buy my electronics.

4, I think
Cell phone, PSP, PS2, PS3, think thats all

That's Hilarious! Haha. It's like the Sony Style super small Laptop that people made fun of by putting it into there pocket like in the ads.

Hahah! I lol'd!!!

Wow. Gotta go get me one of those! We should all probably get together with other DC'ers and rush out to buy them in mobs. XD

sony stuff looks great but internally its quite lousy

Hehehe... funny P.O.S. video there ^^;

I kinda thought I had more Sony products, but most of them are game consoles. A 10 year old TV, DVD player, PS3, Japanese PS2, N.A. PS2, PSP and PSOne... Oh and I guess a portable CD player that I don't use anymore.

- PSOne x 1
- PS2 x 1
- PS3 x 1
- PSP x 1
- SE Phone x 1
- Cybershot x 1

oh lol at the news anchor. he could have passed off for the real deal ya know....

ROFLMAO.....this video jus made my day

PS2, home theater with surround sound and a/v hookups for three items, digital camera and a cd drive. I've never had a problem with Sony products except when it came to the price of the PS3 and their lcd tv's, what I have had a problem with is that the repair centers in the states have all went to mexico and that country is not known for having success with its tech repair facilities turning out working repairs.

Haha omg I just love The Onion. So f****** brilliant. Even though Im a Sony fanboy (owns a PS1 to PS3, PSP and other Sony shit that I can't remember), I had a good laugh at this video. Especially funny is at the last part when the Sony spokesman himself was fiddling with the remote and cursing at the same time.

Awesome comments, specially at the end. Very very funny !

Only Sony products in my house are the 3 playstations. Not really a fan of sony other than that. Video was great btw, The Onion is awesome!

Made my day! XD

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

i love the end

McCain gearing up for 2012 funeral

they are so bad ^^

I lold so hard ^^

LOL!!!
Sony FTW!

LoL WTF XD i love hose they swore so much in the telecast XD hahah

Now one of these day i dont realy support much thing in sony . PSP vs nintendo = Nintendo
SE vs Nokia = Nokia ,Radio and other audio if not outsourced grab it overseas version also grab .Depending . Well stay out of it possible . But not all the item really . jUst bought the phone and a radio from them . Now i try to stay out because it no longer promises thats why .The only thing is sony in my place is 2 CRT TV,1 Home theather set (7-9 years old)CD player in the bin ,2 SE phone which to be sold ASAP .and 1 radio clock the one with the ipod big in size still working almost 2 months old( 2007 product) .Im still suporting th CD and DVD cd the only ongoin ones due to $10-15 cheaper than mitsubishi cd rom .As for the rest of SONY depending on situation and trust .SE,VAIO lost trust never trust it ever again .