Breast Enlargement Ringtone

Kudos to Henry for this news item - will hijack it to BoingBoing and credit him.
My time is running out at BoingBoing - got until next Monday JST so if you find anything that you think BB readers will be interested in then please post as member news and if I hijack to BB then you should expect a tidal wave of traffic - you deserve it.
Update: Posted to BB here.
As for this news item, all I can say is "Oppai! Oppai!"
Original text from Henry below.
Meet Hideto Tomabechi, a cognative scientist that studies the mind and artificial intellegence.
Dr. Tomabechi has developed a ringtone called "Rock Melon" that he claims that it could increase a female's breast size through a ringtone that is based upon a crying baby and when listened to for 20 times a day for about 10 times a day, a female’s bust will grow by at least 2cm.
Let Dr. Tomabechi fill in the details...
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Nekophilia
I was gonna say the exact thing...
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO US IF IT WORKS?! NOOOOOOOO
University Student
http://twitter.com/shikinami
I second that.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
University Student
Thirded this one.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Anigao Kigurumi Cosplayer, Professional mask maker.
http://www.kigurumicosplay.com
U mean... what will happen to men?
What happened when a man hears a baby crying?
Stress?? lol
Or wanting to earn more to feed the family?
Mechanical Engineering student
http://sabekujikaneda.multiply.com/
The future looks big! O_o
Mr. High Res
I'm gonna say something so wrong here.
Does it work on guys?
...
...
...
What?
anime/cosplay events organizer
http://www.cosplay.ph
lolwut XDD
Student
http://miri.textcube.com/
Oh, perfect. Moobs, eh? Let's call Billy Herrington on over...
...
Moobs. Suddenly I have this unsurmountable urge to watch Maria+Holic.
Art/Media
http://sgallen.wordpress.com/
I think he meant... "Dolphins" ^^;
Mr. High Res
Trust me. I meant moobs.
student
why do you want bigger moobs?
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
http://urisblog.morbid-sore.de/
great, you destroyed the joke...
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim
Okay, that ringtone is OFF-LIMITS within hearing range of me. You, stay back! I don't know if that cellphone is dangerous!
Student and Club Banchou
another japanese creative innovation i see,
if it really does work, maybe we will hear this ringtone almost anywhere where there is any women present.
and maybe we will hear it too......
@larry[maru]
what will happen to us men?
maybe we will have a country full of oppai or if we (men) hear them too much we may grow a man boob overtime (ewwwwww)
Undergraduate Otaku
Actually I always thought that the sound of a baby crying will drive men quite crazy. XD
Anyways research has shown that men can be just as capable (and ready) of taking care of babies as women. They undergo similar hormonal changes together with their female partners when their female partners are pregnant, preparing the male partner for fatherhood.
But I digress.
And I say YES to breast enlargement!
3D artist- Codemasters KL
I'd prefer the old method of massaging. Young'n thse days, thou should not rely on digital devices too much!
XD
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/
Wonder what sort of sound would for us guys?
三年せいとオタク
Moans?
NEET part-time - Technical Support Officer - Network security engineer
http://burugureibi.blogspot.com/
we don't need moans to make 'ours' grow.
it 'just happens'
student
omg i guess the population of men would soon decrease drastically due to excessive nose bleeding =.=
Otaku
LOL... the red sea already? Reminds me of Evangelion and School Days
Student, Performer
http://kesenaitsumi89.wordpress.com/
LOL..
NEET
oppai no ippai!!!!
This is MADNESS! Too bad there isn't a ringtone for guys yet.....
Student
"Science at Work for a better future~"
Right...
I hereby demand that we insert this ringtone into every commercial break.
For a better future i believe we should all cooperate and make sure this possible future will be in our grasp.
Study
Sciene at its best!
lazy student
http://www.tomtomblog.nl
Somebody try this out on their gf XD
Student, Motivated Future Hikikomori
Sorry to say, but seen this a long long time ago...not so new...
@lerry[maru]you will grow anime eyes, huuuge eyes ^^;;;
New media student
I think it was at least a year or two ago, when I heard about this, so not really any big news. I even remember some newspapers writing about this.
Otaku
Interesting technology. A doctor who is also plays rock... sweet! Hakasee!
Please make a ringtone for me to have a high IQ, study harder, know-hows of defence and offence, keep fit etc... the list can go on :D..... joke :P
Well, we'll see how the technology goes in the future.... who knows, maybe he'll ringtone a manufacturer to build Gundams and Variable Fighters!
BANZAI!
Student
http://meganemarshmallow.wordpress.com/
I wonder if there's one that works the opposite... my eyes are fairly small as it is, but I'd be even happier if they were smaller, Nagi size maybe. Ah, perhaps Nagi should listen to this! [Well, no, then she wouldn't be DFC anymore...]
Student
http://anime.scripts.mit.edu/miteiru/
Great find! Deserves a hijack.
It seems like a superstition at first but I find this fascinating... maybe it'll have an impact on the eye-enhancement market in the future?
Student
http://anime.scripts.mit.edu/miteiru/
Yay predicted the future again! ^__^
Undergraduate (Civil Engineering)
"when listened to for 20 times a day for about 10 times a day"
Meaning?
Lol, interesting concept though. ^^
Student
http://trixoptics.com
haha yeah...thats what i thought of while reading
BioResearch Assistant
Interesting.
A woman's bust enlarges during pregnancy to produce milk for the child. A cascade of reactions happen in the body to release the appropriate hormones to induce lactation.
The bust size decreases when a mother stops breast-feeding her child. Her body shuts off lactation since it's basically useless to devote energy to a function not being used.
A mother can continue lactating for years as long as it's incited to continue.
This is basically trying to achieve the same without getting pregnant, to trick the mind into thinking the body needs to lactate because of a child. How long it will last though is the question.
Does she have to listen to it every day or on occasion? In time, her bust size will return to normal so...
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
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I was thinking the same thing throughout the video. It's not like pregnant/breastfeeding women's breasts stay swelled. It sounds to me that you'll need to keep listening to it every now and then.
a polymorphic animal
o_O ok? lol if it works, then I would say good research.
Kagamin's Waifu
http://moorina.deviantart.com/
Now we need a ringtone to do the reverse...
College student, Mech programmer and striving photographer.
http://moeforme.blogspot.com
I'm curious to know if it affects male oppai too. Since men can in fact, lactate, then it should work shouldn't it?
BioResearch Assistant
Ehh... (>Oo)> True, but it's a rarity.
I would hypothesize that it would cause tenderness in the chest, but the most likely response would be irritation followed by the following words "What? Again?! Hey, you're kid is crying again! I just changed them, it's you're turn now!"
BioResearch Assistant
Damn. You're = your
Misuse, misuse.
student
http://zephi-san.deviantart.com/
I've read somewhere that male can get enlarged oppai.... and I remember my teacher told me that it's possible but rare. I think it is stimulated by having a baby suckle at it lol...
BioResearch Assistant
Most likely the cause of imbalanced estrogen levels. This can be caused by a defective gene, an enlarged gland, etc...
Men, in fact, have estrogen but at much lower levels than in women. Women have testosterone as well, but at lower levels compared to men.
Both are needed by the body to regulate certain reproductive functions and the likes.
Otaku / Student in Networking
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wow nice discovery ^_^
Student/Slacker
That...is.....AWESOME!!!! hooray for sound! I'm going to stop sleeping in bio now...
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I have a neighbour who's baby cries a lot... LOL
Student, Musician, PHP
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OMG!! Take that religion! Prayers can't make breast get bigger, science can!!
Hurray!
student , otaku and awesome blogger
http://otakudan.com
that man deserves a Nobel prize
こうこうせい
http://stickymochi.blogspot.com
Woah. o___o I should listen to it xD
Student & Stalker
that ring tone is from quite a while ago...
girls in hong kong seriously need to use it...
Student, artist, dreamer
http://tranquil-solace.com
I am so tempted to send this to a girl I knew in higschool, try and help her out a little 8D!
Young Grasshopper
http://miragestrike.blogspot.com
Now we have acquired this weapon of mass destruction, we shall make an oppai army!... or not.
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim
Wait! What about us tsurupettan fans? ><
This is extremely fascinating - and a bit scary. Hair growth, fine - as long as it's not all over and just on the dome. Memory loss correction - good, we need stuff like that. Eye enhancement - sure, if that's what you want.
But love at first sight? That's rather disturbing.
???Confused???
Mind manipulation...well I guess letting the body do the work makes it natural...
Unemployed bummer
i'm more curious on where to find this guy's various ring tones. i hope he comes up with a ringtone that helps to increase one's metabolism. =P
Filmmaker, Photographer, Student, Professional at sellng my soul
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Wow, totally using this as my biological psychology topic
studying comp studies, planning to look for part time job
http://bruneian-otaku.blogspot.com
just hearing the ringtone makes everything go BIG XD
dannychoo.com の読者
where to download where to download??
going to secretly download to girlfriend's handphone and set it as global ringtone for her
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sorry that link doesnt work. try this: http://www.mobango.com/media_details/rockmelon/Ijz4798BqlE=/?pni=4&pn=h62SMD6rkCWIt4q9lGRd4w%3D%3D
student
TONY!TONYじゃないか!
otaku-ist
http://myanimelist.net/profile/mel
Very interesting watch.
College Freshmen
That is really really awesome. If all women did this, and it worked on even a small portion, it would still be good.
大学生
http://justaskeikaku.net23.net
lol he was wearing a wig!
World Class Idiot
hahas... awesome
Student
Wow that's very interesting the future does look very promising, I never would have thought of anything like that working.
http://www.marvinryan.com
glad that Henry's post got hijacked to boing boing, however the thought of breast enlargement + boing boing just gave me the giggles. ^^;;;;;
Multimedia Designer/Developer
http://www.mcmonagle-interphase.com/
My dream of obligatory pita-T shirts grows ever further.
University's Slave
Weird! I don't really want to increase my eyes (I like being able to play DDR braless thanks), but I do want one to improve my eyesight if he can wrangle it.
. . . that came out stranger than I expected.
security/3d graphic artist
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teacher told me a way to improve eyesite. Exercise your eyes! basically, while your driving (pasinger) focus on a sign thats far away and keep your eyes focused on it till it passes, then repeat till your eyes get tired, basically your eye is a muscle, and when it degrades, your eyesite goes with it. teacher doesn't need glasses anymore after doing this for awhile, I try it when i can, but i have 20/15 vision to start with so it just helps me keep it.... I Don't want to wear glasses!!
Student xDD
http://www.iamgundam.com
O_o...Umm, strange but quite interesting.
security/3d graphic artist
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they should play it on the PA system in the girls locker room at every Japanese school in Japan. maybe some NEETS will come out of hiding then... :D
Student
its great that this man is using his time very wisely, thinks Dr. Tomabechi deserves a medal ^^
anime/cosplay events organizer
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I wonder if Dr. Tomabechi will develop a "Dolphin Enhancer" ringtone...
I guess the girls here wishes for it XDDD
Injured
That would just be another reason to never leave the house. You wouldn't see any guy that has a ringtone like that ever again LOL.
SNSD Lover
http://realtaku.wordpress.com/
Oh the great land we call Japan. What will you do for us next in the way of breast science.
Injured
That is hilarious. Maybe if every one calls all girls / women "MOM" it would help them grow too. Same difference isn't it if they hear it all the time wouldn't it do the same?
Student
http://dazisbloodlusting.blogspot.com/
lol Hard to believe, but looks like its been proven.
MG Impulse no Tamashi
Won't work on guys.
From an evolutionary stand point, men relegate the babies to the women. So if we men do hear such a ring tone our first action would be to look for the mama (and a hot one too hopefully).
I guess EYE massage aren't enough anymore.
http://gakuranman.com
Wow! Really interesting!
IT-Architect, SysAdmin, WebDesign and Coding, Virtualization (VMware + NetApp)
http://www.milkdrop.de/
Oh my, gief download lol O.o
Seriously, this is interesting but to a certain degree very scary too!
Student
http://yellowguy89.blogspot.com/
thats scary amazing....
Student
http://shockerz.wordpress.com/
Ringtone for women oppai growth. Now that's innovative. What if men have a ringtone as well? Let's say a sexual ringtone and not a baby crying. Will our dolphin grow?
Bounty Hunter
Downloading it and sending it to my girlfriend using Bluetooth.
Woohoo! Technology!
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
Wait a second, I having a dejavu, this had been mention sometime ago by Danny........
CEO MIrai Inc
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Cant remember - me getting old desu ToT.
Student, Uncle & hopfully a good husband..
What a news...i wonder would anyone post pictures of..successful tries?...
Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
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That can't work.... can't work... thats insane... lol
The tidal wave of traffic would be cool. Would mean trawling the web for new that would satisfy both sides lol.
Very interesting concept. Although I don't really buy it yet since it has been around a while and no one seems to know about it. I hope that these sounds do eventually work for some of the stuff they mentioned (better memory and hair loss). They really need to do more thorough testing and improve on this...like now!
Mad scientist
Assuming this is true and it works, then what will the long time effects be? Will it keep growing if the woman keeps listening to the sound, will she have to maintain the size by listening or...
Also how will the "eyes" reactt to prepare to be milked all the time and then not being milked? Will this be a cause of cancer? It's known that breastfeeding will statistically reduce the risk of cancer in the "eyes" so somehow those two are linked. I say I prefer small healthy ones over big cancer infected ones.
This leads to another scary thought: is it possible to make music with hidden sounds that can increase the risk of a person to develop cancer? Now this sounds like a scary future >.<
Law Student
http://snipingmizzy.blogspot.com
Highly skeptical that this would even work. Just because you hear a baby crying, your brain will not associate it with milk-production. It is a PHYSICAL reaction to a baby being born and needing food, not the simple fact that a baby is crying. Many mothers go through the problem of running out of breast-milk, regardless of how much their babies cry.
I call this a whole bunch of hooey.
Air Transportation Journeyman
http://www.myspace.com/savefaceandbeyourself
*investing monies nao*
Vampire Princess
XDDD interesting...
Supreme Commander of NERV Co.
I like the tune to it atleast ^^
Student.
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/profile/Yuusuke-kun/
niiiice ;P
Upcoming College Student and Otaku
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/Patches418?ref=profile
I wonder if listenning to it 30 times a day would have an even greter effect. Seriously though, this is a very interesting article. Nice find
Bounty Hunter
A good new to read for a whole month.
High School Student, Freelance Graphic Designer
http://terankun.blogspot.com/
my friend was excited about this hahaha
Web programmer
http://www.micky2be.com
so nice oppai rington
I may need the one for memory
Anyone have a link to a download of this ringtone?
Big Daddy!
Man Boobs!!!
Dedicated and certified lunatic, Beer snob extraordinaire...
Largeness isn't really necessary, firmness is more better. Quality over Quantity. *personally likes 'em "petite", all 'round-wise*
student
Give this genius of a man the Nobel Prize!!!!
Multimedia Arts Student
I saw this video before in Discovery Channel and I don't when is before?
I like watching Discovery Channel is my favorite channel.
Planeswalker
I personally just stick to PBS and watch NOVA cuz I don't have cable and therefore no access to discovery channel.
The discovery is sorta funky, but the implications are sorta weird, like love at first site, that sort of sounds like fantasy. Also, conditioning people by sounds sounds discerning since having recently having read Brave New World by Alduous Huxley.
Student
http://musou-enrai.deviantart.com/
That has to be one powerful Ringtone... heh!
Undergraduate student.
http://quantum-force.deviantart.com
I didn't know that it's possible....
And... Discovery Channel...? o.o