Tenga Warmer

Hey health care freaks! how is your pet dolphin doing today? Did he complain about Tenga being cold the last time you had a chat?
Well how about a valentine present for him to ensure that he is kept warm while waxing the night away - introducing the Tenga Warmer.
Instructions are simple - press button and mount Tenga - warm like "Apple Pie" 5 mins later as KanojoToys describe it. Check out usage video below.
You can download the PDF instructions here and buy them at KanojoToys for 41USD.
And for those who dont know what a Tenga is - check out the reviews below.
Flip Hole Review
Tenga Review
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流浪人
Warm water works just as well... ^^;
三年せいとオタク
You sound like a person of expirence :o
流浪人
I'm pretty sure it's on the instructions... *goes looking through instruction manuals*...
三年せいとオタク
I knew it! >:o Weird I wouldn't think those things come with manuals you'd think they be self explanitory.
Student
http://anime.scripts.mit.edu/miteiru/
Wait Tenrou aren't you... married? O.o
流浪人
Past tense... ^^
Student~
does that mean ur not anymore? lol
warn like apple pie lol... reminds me of mcdonald's apple pie haha
流浪人
Will talk about it some other time... ^^
McDonald's apple pie...they're shaped kind of like Tenga products, aren't they? ^^;;;
CEO MIrai Inc
http://www.dannychoo.com/profile/eng/
I bet some folks actually use a Mc Dees apple pie.
流浪人
@Danny: Did not need that image in my mind! >.<
I'm glad I stopped eating McDs months ago...
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
You can use the new blueberry pie too... though the pie doesn't really fill the box, so it doesn't... ok I'll stop there for now ^^;
Student
http://anime.scripts.mit.edu/miteiru/
I just got the most disturbing image in my head ^^;;;;;
Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
http://meimi132.wordpress.com/
I'm just glad I don't eat the apple pies....eww....horrid image....
Otari Vader, Sith Lord for Hire, will fillet Makoto Itou for free
http://coffeebugg.blogspot.com/
oh noes.. not the blueberry pie...
Close-protection officer/Martial artist
You people are frightening... o.o; Especially you Danny... But the most frightening thing is that now I feel like eating pastries! >.<
@Tenrou, I assume Miku is ok with your extra curricular "activities"? :P
流浪人
@Optimus: See my Study Break post for an answer to that... ^^
College Student
I think they mean apple pie as a reference to the film, american pie.
FREETER
Aren't the Mc D's apple pies really really tiny though?
I guess this would only apply to "Small" segment, huh?
hurf durf :E
Student/ Anime Club Leader at St. Joseph Secondary
http://haruhiist.blogspot.com/
heh lol just like apple pie; and i was just about to eat somethin...
College Freshmen
I thought it said it was sold by Apple for a second. I was thinking "OMG I bet a lot of people are going to buy it just because it's by Apple."
Avid figma collector
http://yuuichikun.wordpress.com/
mmm iPie =)~
student
come on guys~ be honest now. *waits for the "own one" bar to go up
♦College Student♦
NO way >.>~
If anything, I'd get my boyfriend an edible arrangement.
流浪人
O_O
Lucky bastard... ^o^
Underdog Artist, Outcast to the Society, Tetsuya Nomura art fan
I 2nd that Tenrou-san! ^o^
Architect
http://marcsy.multiply.com/
3rd! Lucky bastard XD
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
Yay! Lucky me!!... JK ^^;
Student
http://anime.scripts.mit.edu/miteiru/
I was tempted to vote "own one" just to rig the poll a bit ^^;
Media & Communications Student
But you chose to "lie" and say no? >3<
Scientist, unemployed.
http://fmphoenixhawk.livejournal.com
Come on, we all know you have one.... :p
Young Grasshopper
http://miragestrike.blogspot.com
Or you can warm it up in 30 seconds in high setting via microwave (broil mode for a painfully pleasant experience)!
student
You sound experienced with using tenga. >.<
Pokemon master
http://thecococafe.wordpress.com/
I lol'd at "like apple pie"
Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
http://xspblog.com
2
I.T.
http://www.groovydrift.com
they break too easy. lol
Technical Account Manager
http://howdoyoufigure.wordpress.com
For some reason, the styling makes it look like something Apple would make or include with an iMac.
If it's USB powered, it be perfect for keeping near the computer for use while looking for health guidance materials. ^.^;;
Technical Account Manager
http://howdoyoufigure.wordpress.com
*votes "own one" to make things interesting*
student
"to make things interesting" hehe yeah ok. *wink wink nudge nudge
Media & Communications Student
Im guessing you 2 already own one >3<
Technical Account Manager
http://howdoyoufigure.wordpress.com
...have you been digging around my closet...?
Media & Communications Student
Jupp, yours and EVERY DC members ^^
All thanks to the MGS box ;P
Accounting Technician
http://alpharalpha.com
the iDolphin? the iGoBlind?
Technical Account Manager
http://howdoyoufigure.wordpress.com
LOL! I like the second one. Or maybe iHealth as a part of the iLife suite.
University Student
Like apple pie eh?
DO NOT WANT!
Kagamin's Waifu
http://moorina.deviantart.com/
... good thing I never liked apple pie. orz;
武器職人
Wow, these things are expensive for health care products...
Kokoro Kotonoha's personal trainer
http://loli1983.wordpress.com
Still, nothing beats the real thing. And you know what i mean.
流浪人
Tofu?
武器職人
Apple pie.
Kokoro Kotonoha's personal trainer
http://loli1983.wordpress.com
?
The real thing is not food but you can still eat it.
三年せいとオタク
O.O Wow I got that right as soon as I saw it.
Kokoro Kotonoha's personal trainer
http://loli1983.wordpress.com
:D
UT Student - Linguistics
So it is apple pie!
Kokoro Kotonoha's personal trainer
http://loli1983.wordpress.com
It's not apple pie! >___>
Student
http://miri.textcube.com/
What's an apple pie if it is an apple pie but not an apple pie '_______________'
*nutbladder bleeds*
Kokoro Kotonoha's personal trainer
http://loli1983.wordpress.com
Alright, alright!
It's Cheesecake!
:D~
UT Student - Linguistics
You can continue arguing about what is and isn't, but I think the important issue is that we all agree that apple pie is delicious.
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
And I think cheesecake is delicious too.
流浪人
*thinks* glue?
Kokoro Kotonoha's personal trainer
http://loli1983.wordpress.com
Kind of rhymes with sushi. ^-^
流浪人
Hmmm...*thinks more*...Suzy?
Wait, who's Suzy? O_o
UT Student - Linguistics
Cheesecake does not rhyme with sushi.
You are a liar.
And if it is Suzy, you are a horrible person. I abhor cannibalism.
Student~
it's getting more and more confusing,... lol
UT Student - Linguistics
I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this.
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim
WHAT IS WITH THIS ENTIRE THREAD? >< I step away for an hour and this sort of thing happens. XD
Kokoro Kotonoha's personal trainer
http://loli1983.wordpress.com
We're having fun typing letters and stuff. Na'mean? :D
流浪人
@Mzkn: Aren't we always trying to get to the bottom of it?
UT Student - Linguistics
@tenrou: The journey to the truth is where all the fun lies my dear Watson.
Close-protection officer/Martial artist
@Tenrou YAY! I like cannibalism! ^.^
UT Student - Linguistics
With bits of cinnamon?
Kokoro Kotonoha's personal trainer
http://loli1983.wordpress.com
And raisins. ^-^
UT Student - Linguistics
That's disgusting... lol
Kokoro Kotonoha's personal trainer
http://loli1983.wordpress.com
Not really. Raisin cookies are good, so why not throw in raisins?
UT Student - Linguistics
Raisin cookies are good, but glue + cinnamon + raisins O_o, I have tried a lot of things in my life, but I will have to pass on this one.
Kokoro Kotonoha's personal trainer
http://loli1983.wordpress.com
Kind of reminds me of elementary when we used glue and macaroni on cardboard paper. :D
UT Student - Linguistics
I loved those times. The nostalgia of tasting playdoe, that was surprisingly salty. Did you guys ever do the thing of hiding inside a parachute while sitting in a circle?
流浪人
Everyone loved parachute time... ^_^
Student, Saxophonist, Future ruler of the World...
Mmmmm cinamon... Wait ! what were we talking about?
Close-protection officer/Martial artist
@Tenrou I wasn't sure what parachute time was for. It kept me away from my precious books... :( Also I got yelled at for not playin during recess. *rolls eye*
Scientist, unemployed.
http://fmphoenixhawk.livejournal.com
And it tastes good. Most of the time. Once it smelled like fish, and I passed.
Student
http://miri.textcube.com/
IMHO, tofu is best served cold unless it's mapo doufu.
流浪人
I like tofu in my misoshiru...and nabe...tofu is good in nabe...and then there's the ones they throw in oden... ^_^
Student
http://miri.textcube.com/
Ooo, I keeep forgetting about those... I'm used to eating raw tofu ^^;
http://www.marvinryan.com
fishy apple pie? ^^
流浪人
^^;;;
Media & Communications Student
This is getting VERY strange....just the way we like it >3<
Strange Desu!~~~~
http://www.marvinryan.com
the strange thing is, tuna pie available here. ^^;
JR. College Student
http://npc.talkingincircles.net/
I don't want one, but I don't think I'd refuse one either.
UT Student - Linguistics
All I need is the warmer, no tenga for me.
Student, Motivated Future Hikikomori
But, then you will have to... O_O
UT Student - Linguistics
Are you questioning my methods?
Student, Motivated Future Hikikomori
Questioning not you methods, but how much pain you can handle^^
Because warming up the your dolphin from the inside is sure to pack a punch. ^^
UT Student - Linguistics
You know what they say, what doesn't kill only you makes you stronger! :P
Student, Motivated Future Hikikomori
But at what cost? At what cost?
UT Student - Linguistics
Equivalent exchange my friend. One must pay a steep price for true strength.
Student, Motivated Future Hikikomori
True strenhgt indeed, but to who and how will you demonstrate your strengt? Am sure that there are a lot of ways of showingoff the strenght of your dolphins insides ^^Or, inner dolphin ~~
UT Student - Linguistics
The way of the inner dolphin is a harsh one, but a true martial artist never flaunts his strength.
I actually ordered a flip hole last week from online tenga shop while my parents are out of the country on vacation. Currently waiting and hoping the package comes before parents come back from vacation, otherwise its going to be VERY weird, not to mention embarrassing when the package arrives at my doorstep.
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim
I'd think they'd be discreet with the packaging., but you never know.
Student
http://miri.textcube.com/
That warmer looks like a gigantic needle that's usually pushed up against someone's arse...
NEET part-time - Technical Support Officer - Network security engineer
http://burugureibi.blogspot.com/
a warmer? sounds like a great addition to the kit
it would be quite hazardous to a dolphins health if it was 'plug in while in operation' kind of thing
Media & Communications Student
~"The Kit" ?
you mean you got more stuff like this O~o?
Underdog Artist, Outcast to the Society, Tetsuya Nomura art fan
a warmer may be nice....but....for my great concern, can it be sterilized? And another worry is...will it burn?
Blogger, Figure collector, Baby Photographer?
http://www.howagirlfigures.com
still no tenga for girls i see, such an untapped marker out there just waiting to be taken
武器職人
I believe there are already plenty of alternatives out there.
Blogger, Figure collector, Baby Photographer?
http://www.howagirlfigures.com
yeah but not as cool as tenga ^_~
流浪人
How about this version, instead?
http://www.dannychoo.com/adp/eng/1215/Cup+Nude.html
(Female version at bottom) ^^;
Blogger, Figure collector, Baby Photographer?
http://www.howagirlfigures.com
oh but it doesn't show pictures! now that's no fun!
流浪人
^o^
Scientist, unemployed.
http://fmphoenixhawk.livejournal.com
True. But it is far easier to get than a Tenga. And I'm sure they'll tap that market soon enough.
Student / Software Engineer
I don't want because I'm still hoping for the real thing.
Cool I guess, o_o , But if I have one, I'd go with Tenrou's way of warming it up, xP .
流浪人
Yay! Warm water!!! ^^;
Close-protection officer/Martial artist
Seems to be my perfect method for warming my girlfriend--hurray bath time! ^.^ Didn't know it'd also work for your dolphin "toys"... :P
流浪人
^^;
Media & Communications Student
Warm water... Maybe ill buy a water boiler and try it...^^`
???Confused???
I don't know whether to find this funny or disturbing...^_^U
Media & Communications Student
Disturbingly Funny? yea lets say that ^^
Scientist, unemployed.
http://fmphoenixhawk.livejournal.com
Humorously disturbing? Would that work?
University Student
Alright, a new apple pie warmer that I can buy.
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
http://puppy52art.com/
I'm reminded of a newspaper article about some dude who tried to hump an applepie (probably still hot ^^;) and got his bits burnt ^^;
Close-protection officer/Martial artist
XD It must be the Y chromosome... It contains the stupid gene! :P
Media & Communications Student
Didn't they do that in American Pie?
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
http://puppy52art.com/
Maybe the pie was err cold enough in that movie lol
Injured
It looks as if the Tenga got a friend of its own and out of not being used often enough now has its own soulmate. Not sur what those two think about the '3rd person' standing there watching them while they are warming up.
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
our country climate work just fine ^^;
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
Yea... ok... just put it outside in the sun to bake right? And what do you tell people if they ask what it is? ^_^
Student, Motivated Future Hikikomori
"Its apple pie!"
Nekophilia
Pisang goreng~
大学生
http://justaskeikaku.net23.net
LOL! Cheap alternative! You can eat it afterwards too!
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
ROFL!!! XD
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
Hmm... I see... so that's one way to heat up some donuts, eh? :)
Bounty Hunter
http://myanimelist.net/profile/andrewgk
This is going in a bad direction... xD
Come back next week for a Tenga giveaway lol :D
no, srlsy would be fun to see ppl killing themselves for a Tenga xDDDDDD
Student, Motivated Future Hikikomori
Interesting idea right there, maybe danny will have it in mind ^^;;;;
anime/cosplay events organizer
http://www.cosplay.ph
INGENIOUS!!!
freelancer, Spanglish speaker
http://www.changolion.com
after this I'm not going to eat pie for a long time.
studying comp studies, planning to look for part time job
http://bruneian-otaku.blogspot.com
what is this thing? this is the first time I see this stuff
Media & Communications Student
You Don`t wanna know ^^`
studying comp studies, planning to look for part time job
http://bruneian-otaku.blogspot.com
oh please tell what is this thing..
College student, Mech programmer and striving photographer.
http://moeforme.blogspot.com
Perfect for the type of weather I have over here. -.- I can feel the warmness just looking at it.
Manufacturing Technician
Mmmmmmm Apple Pie, Wait.. . . . . um. . . . there is nothing to see here!
Nekophilia
I'm tempted to reply "posting in an epic thread" above, but it would seem very bland.. Oh and Tenga do not want. ^^;
Student, Motivated Future Hikikomori
Then hows`bout a nice warm aplle pie? ^^;
apple pie reminds me "american pie" LOL
Student of Computer Info. & Office Sys.
I had that same thought o_o;
Otaku, US Army, Student (Political Science)
http://figure.tsuki-board.net/profile/Syaoran
Imagine if they had this product available for the movie! He wouldn't of had to use the pie!
student
"like apple pie" oh wow lol
i really don't know about this i read somewhere that the dolphin actually performs better when it is cooled and that stuff like taking hot baths are not good for the performence of your beloved dolphin
Student of Computer Info. & Office Sys.
Don't own a tenga but I own a fleshlight... Does that count? n.n
流浪人
Close...not the same, but close... ^^;
Close-protection officer/Martial artist
Aren't tenga designed for short people though? Oh wait... Nevermind! :X
流浪人
I'm pretty certain they came out with a bigger size model... *LOL*
hw sw engineer
http://darkfader.blogspot.com/
The flip-hole should do ±15cm. But if you respond to e-spam, you might have grown too big :)
流浪人
*LOL* But all those e-mails keep telling me I need to get bigger...I add inches and inches, but it never seems to be enough... ^^;;;
Student
http://shockerz.wordpress.com/
Anyone up for Mcdonald? I'm feeling hungry and wanna get myself an apple pie.
Student
http://www.lesterho.com
Mmmmm... I HAS A TENGA and after watching it, I might get myself an apple pie. LOL!
Student
http://ochuki.blogspot.com/
Feels like somebody is going to kill me if I have one ~__~;.
I guess people don't do it traditional anymore o_0
流浪人
Traditional...you mean by poking a hole in the konyaku? ^^
...
...
...
And, yes, that is a traditional method in Japan... ^^;;;
Student!
http://notcliche.com/
Warm like apple pie?
*thinks about the apple pie's fillings*
I think the dolphin gonna be scalded. Bad. >_>.
流浪人
Warm apple pie...not fresh baked apple pie... O_o
^^;
Fast food! YAY!
http://twitter.com/romieyo
OMG I want one so bad. :) Do you guys know if they will ship to america? When I looked on tenga they sell by pounds (i think it's pounds). I meant the Tenga, not the warmer.
流浪人
There are shops online that carry Tenga...e-mail me (address on profile), and I'll send you a link... ^^;
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
kanojotoys.com is the seller, I believe.
流浪人
Or, you could just list the link, here... ^^;
Otaku / Student in Networking
http://hayasaki-kun.blogspot.com/
ROFL no thanks
thousand master II, Internet Learner, Auto didacta
http://pipopaz.wordpress.com/
D: Quite not sure what we were talking about but me likes apple pie...and cheesecake ^.^
Otaku
LOL apple pie? American Pie :D?
Close-protection officer/Martial artist
Now the only real reason to date people is for the baked goods, lets see the tenga make muffins! :P
流浪人
Is that a challenge? Because if that's a challenge, I'm tempted to get one now just to show you it can make muffins. May have to tinker with it to get it that hot, though... ^^;
student, doujinshi manga artist
Then itll be like yer eating tenrou's tenga n.n
I wonder how u make a muffin with it?
流浪人
I don't know, but I'll figure it out! ^^
maybe put the muffin in the tenga like a oven?
security/3d graphic artist
http://www.kennethleishman.com/
put the mix in and stick the warmer in... after being modified of course... LOL
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
You can easily make a donut from it!
Injured
At least that would be good for the environment since it wouldn't require an outside power source or recharging.
Business Student
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/jyy1984
Hmmm interesting....where to buy.?
~Undine~
http://bluebluewave.wordpress.com
Isn't this a bit dangerous? What if it malfunctions of overheats? If its operating temperature exceeds the maximum average tolerance of a dolphin's outer shell it could cause massive structural surface damage to the dolphin!
And if the dolphins surface layer incurs such structural damage due to high energy discharges by heat waves, it may be inoperable for some time!
Flipper could be in danger! 0_0
流浪人
Stick a finger in there after warming...that should work... ^^;
Student, Performer
http://kesenaitsumi89.wordpress.com/
what does it have to do with apple pie? >.<
浦の引き篭り
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3219/haruhimemew.gif
"Like apple pie" <-- LOL
Artist
Um... what is a Tenga exactly? Maybe I don't want to know...
Student
http://meganemarshmallow.wordpress.com/
No, you don't... ^^;;
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim
I just reread all the comments from top to bottom. I believe this is now the most nonsensical thread/post on DC at the moment. There's always the 404 page, but this takes the cake.
流浪人
^o^
Student, Gamer, Part-time EFSF Pilot
Yoou know... The flip-hole standing on the warmer actually looks like it could pass as house decoration! ^_^' Talk about hiding in plain sight...
Ronin - Looking for #1
http://unit-1978.deviantart.com/
What I think is funny how people think because your married you dont do it anymore,lol. Come on Im married and i get down with my wife and any free time I get down with myself, that is awesome. Nothing wrong with that :)
College Student (Graphic Design Major)
like apple pie?? that's so unappetizing...I'm not sure I can ever eat apple pie again without thinking of tenga. o_O
流浪人
And just think where your mind will wander when you see the melted vanilla ice cream next to it... ^^
Scientist, unemployed.
http://fmphoenixhawk.livejournal.com
Well, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
For the record, I am too poor to afford either product. And would rather have the real thing anyway.
student
http://www.gunpla-inochi.com
I would just soak that thing in warm water... or just let my dolphin warm the tenga up. That's no problem too >_>
流浪人
Hot-blooded dolphin?! ^o^
Serial Sex Offender (with the words I say)
as awesome as it may sound, it may not worth it. i expect it to come free with my purchase and would not pay for it. what would they come up with? sounds and music? waste of money if you ask me. rather get myself the entire range of disposable onanism cups from <a href="URL">http://www.tengatango.com</a> just throw after use.
US Navy Sailor
http://punynari.wordpress.com/
No thanks. Palmula works just fine for me. ^_-
Writer
http://www.darkbolt.com
Wow, only in Japan...
IT Expert / System, Network, Security Administrator
http://www.digitalanime.com.br
That's something I need to try in near future... unless I'm crazy enough to marry.
Student
http://kagamine-emgee.blogspot.com
"like apple pie" XD
Supreme Commander of NERV Co.
all I gotta say is lol ^^
Student
A good valentine present indeed:P