Flip Hole

Sun 2008/03/23 05:12 JST

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Japan brings us the future. The future is here.

The Flip Hole is the latest product by Tenga. If you don't know what a Tenga is then Lookie here. Those who are familiar with Tenga will know that it is a health care product for pet dolphins. As you know, dolphins need to be waxed regularly to keep them alive and healthy.

Up until now, the previous versions of Tenga were single-use which meant every time one wanted to wax thier dolphin, one would need to need to fork out 1,000 yen per session. I'm guessing that some folks may have reused their previous Tenga more than once but that would have lead to an unhealthy dolphin which has no hope of saving sperm whales.

This Tenga however is different. Not only is the Flip Hole reusable, its cunningly disguised as a thermal detonator.

Below: The Flip Hole contains state of the art Japanese technology to ensure that ones dolphin maintains optimum health. For example, in the event that ones dolphin starts to foam at the mouth, the "Shield Flap" will ensure that the foam stays in the inner chamber.

When ones dolphin docks with the inner chamber, the "Vacuum Pump" will suck ones dolphin into docking position using turbine engines while the "Side Rib" and "Wing Gate" sensors interface with the surface of the dolphin to help with the process of waxing and check for structural damage.

Below: This is a cross section of the other side of the Flip Hole which contains more quantum leaping technologies. The "Quattro Wave" section ensures even lubrication of the liquid used with the device and emits a plasmatic "Quattro Wave" to communicate with the dolphin. As you know, its important that one regularly talks to their dolphin during the waxing process. Anybody here guilty of not speaking to their dolphins?

The "Lip Flap" applies constant pressure to the tail of the dolphin and when used after a while, the dolphin gains strength in the tail enabling the owner to control the dolphin guiding it left, right, up and down and extract/detract at will.

The "End Orbs" clamp on to the head of the dolphin which relay vital signs and that are transmitted by BlueTooth to your computer. The orbs also act as a motion capture unit and sends the motion coordinates in that BlueTooth signal. One can then use the motion capture data to make a 3D version of the dolphin and render it as a YouTube movie or even wallpaper - clever stuff.

The most advanced item of technology in the Flip Hole chamber is the "Click Orb" that is made of material mined from the fifth moon orbiting the remote planet of Taurus. It relays a telepathic image of the dolphins into the owners mind so the owner can be sure that the dolphin is alive and well during the waxing process.

And here are the instructions for using the Flip Hole.
Below: Remove main chamber from the mother dock. Apply waxing lubrication.

Below: Re-dock the main chamber and insert dolphin. Proceed with waxing.

Below: Once dolphin has been treated, remove dolphin, un-dock and wash the inner chamber of any foam that the dolphin may have emitted from its mouth due to the side effects of anti gravitational forces.

Once washed, the inner chamber can be placed on the mother dock in the satellite position to dry.

Below: When I first saw these holes I thought they were windows so that one could see their dolphin in the process of being waxed in the chamber but then realized that the telepathic Click Orb does that.

These circles are actually SPFP's or "Silver Plate Floating Pads." The middle plate increases vacuum pressure within the chamber, while the top and bottom plates apply pressure to the head or tail of the dolphin - again, one should consult with ones dolphin before using the plates.

Below: There are three types of lubricants available for to be used in the inner chamber - "mild", "real" and "wild" - consult with your dolphin before use.

And how much does all this technology cost? A mere $99 USD from Kanojo Toys. Are you ready to Bala Ba Ba Ba?

All information in this post has been translated as accutrately as possible from the official page for this product.

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Cavalock in Singapore (Registered on 2008/02/23)
Editor
http://cavalock.blogspot.com/

Are u serious bout the Bluetooth n 3D version part?!? lol

Sat 2008/03/22 14:35:01 JST (ID #159963)

reply to Cavalock's comment
jonhohx in adelaide (Registered on 2007/05/14)
filmaker
http://bigstick-freshturd-hotday.blogspot.com/

my dolphin is so haPpy and excited...

Sat 2008/03/22 14:35:04 JST (ID #159964)

reply to jonhohx's comment
Evil King in Vlaardingen, the Netherlands, Earth (Registered on 2007/12/18)
Student and full-time otaku

The instructions are very inspired and claryfying Danny. Yet, whenever I see products like these, I always go @.@....

Sat 2008/03/22 14:38:48 JST (ID #159965)

reply to Evil King's comment
Makanator in Singapore (Registered on 2007/09/24)
Self-Proclaimed Procrastinator
http://makanator.deviantart.com

Dang I was a week late to get them! Though I have instead gotten it's siblings the one-shot Tenga.
=x

Sat 2008/03/22 14:40:34 JST (ID #159966)

reply to Makanator's comment
Last{[0]}Raven in South Korea (Registered on 2008/01/02)
Raven, AMV & MAD maker, Otaku
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=last0raven

sorry not sure what this is even by looking at that tenga thing ?_?

Sat 2008/03/22 14:44:13 JST (ID #159970)

reply to Last{[0]}Raven's comment
ornehx in ペナン、マレシ－ア (Registered on 2007/12/25)
dannychoo.com の読者

holy smokes, reading this entry was like watching Star Wars simultaneously watching NatGeo's Survival of the Dolphin

nevertheless, i enjoyed this post..
if its easily available in stores i will definitely get it for the fun of it.

Sat 2008/03/22 14:49:06 JST (ID #159972)

reply to ornehx's comment
chibihien in Singapore (Registered on 2008/01/19)
Undergraduate

the most amusing post i've read on this site ever

Sat 2008/03/22 14:52:59 JST (ID #159974)

reply to chibihien's comment
wickedclown in California (Registered on 2007/12/07)
Programmer/IT/Student
http://wickedotaku.blogspot.com/

This post made me lol. But I've always wondered about the Tenga...are they one size fits all? Your dolphin should fit comfortably in a waxing apparatus, wouldn't want it getting hurt.

Sat 2008/03/22 14:57:12 JST (ID #159975)

reply to wickedclown's comment
Dead Snake in Ngayogyakarto Hadiningrat (Registered on 2007/05/11)
writing mini thesises
http://kazenomise.net/

I have no comment to make for this tenga device. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Sat 2008/03/22 15:03:41 JST (ID #159977)

reply to Dead Snake's comment
wcloudx in Singapore (Registered on 2008/01/11)
Artist/Flash Programmer
http://wcloudxkumo.wordpress.com/

This is probably gets the "Most Inovative Item of the Year" award :p

Sat 2008/03/22 15:12:15 JST (ID #159979)

reply to wcloudx's comment
qingy in front of the monitor (Registered on 2007/10/05)
Gunpla Enthusiast

this will be the hottest item this holiday
"hey, guess what i got for Christmas?"

Sat 2008/03/22 15:29:03 JST (ID #159980)

reply to qingy's comment
gordon in 新加坡 Singapore (Registered on 2007/06/11)
銀河帝国五〇一軍团 TK/TD 8316 M.E.P.D. Police Sergeant
http://gordonator.com/

takes out credit card. ('~')

Sat 2008/03/22 15:32:56 JST (ID #159981)

reply to gordon's comment
bambang in Tesla Leicht Institute (Registered on 2007/09/19)
Test Pilot

LOL WTF

the most inovative invention this year indeed. LOL

wonder why Japs really excels at inventing this kind of things... ;;

Sat 2008/03/22 15:36:05 JST (ID #159982)

reply to bambang's comment
- Wanderkind in Canada (Registered on 2008/05/17)
  Om nom nom
  http://wanderingkind.wordpress.com
  
  Oh so ronery.
  
  Fri 2008/05/23 12:00:36 JST (ID #194803)
  
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Lost In Life in India (Registered on 2008/01/24)
Undergrad

If the Japanese are so sexually liberated, how come they never make 'mistakes' ?

And Danny, your post is pure hilarity. I am yet to see someone who can discuss dolphins in such a straightforward manner :)

Sat 2008/03/22 15:51:44 JST (ID #159986)

reply to Lost In Life's comment
the great paul in heaven (Registered on 2008/03/14)
pervert

that dolphin is so cool.it guided the large sperm whale back to the seas away from the beach

Sat 2008/03/22 15:56:16 JST (ID #159987)

reply to the great paul's comment
Haseo in USA (Registered on 2007/12/04)

Oh, Japan, they come up with the best tools for Dolphin Waxing. I'd totally buy this and try it out if I were a guy. Lol.

But this post is made of pure hilarity. I like the whole Dolphin Waxing concept thing you came up with. Haha. XD No one can make it sound as good and funny as you. LOL!

Sat 2008/03/22 16:12:09 JST (ID #159990)

reply to Haseo's comment
D_Blade in Montreal (Registered on 2006/12/31)
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict

Tenga goes Sci-Fi?! Talk about so awesome it gives me a headache.
I guess I'm going to sleep well upon losing brain cells trying to understand the whole thing... I mean so relieved to know this will revolutionize men's lives.
The article on the cetacean and the whales was cute otherwise.
And... Best article on intimate practices ever. You've reached new horizons in terms of sheer randomness. ^^;

Sat 2008/03/22 16:15:59 JST (ID #159991)

reply to D_Blade's comment
メタルおたくmetalotaku in Holland (Registered on 2007/10/11)
Working in a supermarket T0T
http://dutchotaku.blogspot.com

Oh great... Now my dolphin is begging me for details on this georgeous product...

Sat 2008/03/22 16:19:29 JST (ID #159992)

reply to メタルおたくmetalotaku's comment
lostandfound in Singapore (Registered on 2007/10/21)
Hikikomori in the making
http://supermariabros.deviantart.com/

Dolphin docking complete!
LOL, I wouldn't want this product...

Sat 2008/03/22 16:26:21 JST (ID #159996)

reply to lostandfound's comment
Timotei in Sweden (Registered on 2008/02/17)
NEET
http://hobbyjapan.blogspot.com/

Wow, this was weird. Japan can really do some crazy stuff.

Sat 2008/03/22 16:28:15 JST (ID #159997)

reply to Timotei's comment
Benjamin Takeyo in Lieu de la batille decisive (Registered on 2007/12/04)
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^

$99 for unlimited use of an artificial female genitalia, indeed it's the bang for the bucks version of tenga!

It's kinda like how 8800GT 512MB is compared to 8800GTX. ^^

Btw, my Japanese tutor will be going to Nagoya in 1-2 days, and I asked him to get me a tenga, an oppai mousepad and a Shana mousepad. Maybe I should contact him to get me this new version of tenga, instead. ^^

Sat 2008/03/22 16:49:26 JST (ID #160000)

reply to Benjamin Takeyo's comment
Oat in Thailand (Registered on 2008/03/19)
Engineer

Only manual operation are work for me.Adjustable speed on demand temp are right and it will be best if it not your own manual thing XD (^_,^)b

Sat 2008/03/22 16:49:41 JST (ID #160001)

reply to Oat's comment
Aaronime in Mars, Canada (Registered on 2007/07/27)
Human

Danny Choo, you have the most amazing descriptions EVER!
I was:

Hahaha, haa haa, haaaa, lol, haha, lololol, aha... lol... (Nerd laugh)

Sat 2008/03/22 16:55:28 JST (ID #160002)

reply to Aaronime's comment
Setsuna-san in Selangor, Malaysia (Registered on 2007/07/06)
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.

Japanese Healthcare Technology at its best.

Sat 2008/03/22 17:02:58 JST (ID #160003)

reply to Setsuna-san's comment
chandraA in Between Jakarta and Jatinangor, Indonesia (Registered on 2008/03/22)
Culture seeker

This is some kinda weird invention, and also a crazy one. How come Japanese people never think about their morals. And they also created things like this. They even created it with science!? I'm a bit confused.@_@

I understand that there are something that needs to be 'fulfilled'. Even I 'fulfilled' it sometimes. But...since I'm always try to keep my morals up, I would say no to Tenga and the likes.

...sorry to those who doesn't like my comments.

Sat 2008/03/22 17:08:39 JST (ID #160006)

reply to chandraA's comment
junq man in former superpower (Registered on 2007/08/17)
working to pay for figures etc.
http://spacejunq.deviantart.com/

The diagrams make it look like a small manned spacecraft.

Sat 2008/03/22 17:37:44 JST (ID #160009)

reply to junq man's comment
Marcsy in Manila (Registered on 2007/12/01)
Architect
http://marcsy.multiply.com/

Lol! Love the way you presented this Danny. This might be a good give away/present, perhaps? >;)

Sat 2008/03/22 17:51:01 JST (ID #160012)

reply to Marcsy's comment
Hangmen13 in Sabah, Malaysia, but now studying in KL (still the same country) (Registered on 2007/04/21)
Wanderer of the Mist
http://hangmen13.16ops.com/

If only it was around when I was visiting Akihabara last February, I would've bought one.

Sat 2008/03/22 18:20:38 JST (ID #160017)

reply to Hangmen13's comment
studmuffin in your memories (Registered on 2008/03/20)
だいがくせい
http://www.myspace.com/awsumchino

xD

Sat 2008/03/22 18:23:32 JST (ID #160020)

reply to studmuffin's comment
Bulat in Canada (Registered on 2007/04/04)
Student
http://gooddayforlemontea.blogspot.com/

Oh yes, this is a great invention. But wouldnt it lead to further population decline in Japan. It will sure come in handy by around 2100 (?) when earth starts to get overpopulated.

Sat 2008/03/22 18:42:18 JST (ID #160025)

reply to Bulat's comment
Hakushaku in on the chair using a computer.... (Registered on 2008/03/12)
Seeing red!!!

Even Dolphin waxing go high-tech....this is insane!!!

Sat 2008/03/22 18:53:08 JST (ID #160030)

reply to Hakushaku's comment
Alafista OTAKU in Singapore (Registered on 2006/12/25)
Policy & Research Officer
http://www.alafista.com/

LOLOL this looks like real high tech stuffs. Looks like Tenga are serious in their R&D department.

But are you serious about the bluetooth LOL

Sat 2008/03/22 19:20:56 JST (ID #160037)

reply to Alafista OTAKU's comment
G-Unit in Earth, Asia, Malaysia (Registered on 2007/12/25)
Student
http://johndiew0107.wordpress.com/

wow... i'm speechless... never seen any of these at my region... plus.. i'm still under age... lol lol...

Sat 2008/03/22 19:40:17 JST (ID #160041)

reply to G-Unit's comment
Fabian in Germany (Registered on 2008/01/08)
student

Best product description ever! :D

Sat 2008/03/22 20:43:03 JST (ID #160052)

reply to Fabian's comment
BIGGU-gAi in Between Tengoku & Jigoku... (Registered on 2008/02/01)
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....

wow new tenga...
dolphin heath maintenance optimized with future tech...
*waku-waku, doki-doki*...

Sat 2008/03/22 20:54:43 JST (ID #160056)

reply to BIGGU-gAi's comment
Jotham in Los Angeles, CA (Registered on 2008/03/08)
Student
http://yellowguy89.blogspot.com/

that is quite the piece of technology..

Sat 2008/03/22 21:01:49 JST (ID #160061)

reply to Jotham's comment
BeLe in Davao, Philippines (Registered on 2007/01/03)
.NET/Web Developer
http://scrumptious.animeblogger.net

Holy wow! That is one very high tech stuff for dolphin waxing. I wonder how many are buying their stuff if they can invent something like this. Kudos to their R&D department. lol

Sat 2008/03/22 21:08:21 JST (ID #160064)

reply to BeLe's comment
Sushimushi in N. Sembilan, Malaysia (Registered on 2008/03/19)
Full-time supervisor, part-time gamer
http://mohdnazif.com/

They care about dolphins?
What about shark-hunting?
i guess sharks are not endangered species then..

Sat 2008/03/22 21:24:41 JST (ID #160069)

reply to Sushimushi's comment
chun in need to be in bed (Registered on 2007/01/09)
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
http://puppy52art.com/

LOL I cannot believe I actually read from begining to end even tho I don't need to err wax my dolphin LOLOLOL

Sat 2008/03/22 21:27:41 JST (ID #160071)

reply to chun's comment
gurugurutrex in Vancouver, B.C., Canada (Registered on 2007/11/07)
オタク all day long
http://www.nekomagic.com

Wow, I think $99 US is reasonable for something this high-tech. =D

Sat 2008/03/22 21:32:12 JST (ID #160073)

reply to gurugurutrex's comment
Edward in SE Michigan/Osaka (Registered on 2006/12/24)
Troubleshooter, Universal Exports
http://funkyblueame.tumblr.com/

I AM SOLD SIR! SIGH ME UP! ^o^

One should not fear the thermal detonator... ^^

@Cavalock Shame! Have you ever know Danny to lie!? ^o^

Sat 2008/03/22 21:34:57 JST (ID #160074)

reply to Edward's comment
Kazearashi in Indonesia --> Singapore (Registered on 2008/03/10)
Animation Student
http://kazenomise.net/

Wow... xD It's a very complicated looking high tech dolphin waxing care.. xD Going all star wars? xD

Sat 2008/03/22 21:46:57 JST (ID #160077)

reply to Kazearashi's comment
Bayonette in Manila, Philippines (Registered on 2007/03/14)
College Student
http://bayonette.multiply.com

Wow, the future of male pleasure. I think those creators wants to improve their "dolphin waxing" technology over the limit!
BTW, looks complicated though.

Sat 2008/03/22 22:08:20 JST (ID #160083)

reply to Bayonette's comment
Jizzy in In a box :) or in the Netherlands (Registered on 2008/03/08)
SPY

I'm going to do it like the way the did it in the Stonge Age

Sat 2008/03/22 22:14:36 JST (ID #160084)

reply to Jizzy's comment
OtakuFuel in The Local Group (Registered on 2007/10/21)
Anime Retailer
http://www.otakufuel.com

Content is king... again. ^_^ There goes your google ad click through conversion for this topic.. ehehehehe. I still don't understand though, how does ones dolphin fit in such a thing?

Sat 2008/03/22 22:38:19 JST (ID #160089)

reply to OtakuFuel's comment
GAURON in La Paz, México (Registered on 2008/02/12)
STUDENT
http://www.levelup.com.mx

wow high technology for wax the dolphin D=

Sat 2008/03/22 23:08:10 JST (ID #160093)

reply to GAURON's comment
Zyg in Oklahoma (Registered on 2007/04/17)
Student
http://reira.zuiken.net/

what.. hand and lotion doesn't work anymore? D:

Sat 2008/03/22 23:24:03 JST (ID #160095)

reply to Zyg's comment
DRAGUN in Arizona, USA (Registered on 2007/08/22)
Design Consultant

@Zyg: I guess if you have girly soft hands it would be fine. Mine are kind of rough. I prefer using my gf's dolphin waxing device, but this doesnt seem so bad.

Sat 2008/03/22 23:54:25 JST (ID #160100)

reply to DRAGUN's comment
Steady in ROC City (Registered on 2007/02/10)

Uo! Mabushii~!

It's....It's so beautiful. I feel like it's future times already.

Sat 2008/03/22 23:58:30 JST (ID #160101)

reply to Steady's comment
kmyk in Vancouver (Registered on 2008/02/18)
Student
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kmyk88

took me a moment to remember the sperm whale thing @_@

Sun 2008/03/23 00:26:16 JST (ID #160106)

reply to kmyk's comment
Karasu-kun in オタキュブ (Registered on 2007/07/27)
大学生徒
http://ichinichijuu.blogspot.com/

"The most advanced item of technology in the Flip Hole chamber is the "Click Orb" that is made of material mined from the fifth moon orbiting the remote planet of Taurus." ROFL, classic.

Sun 2008/03/23 01:07:18 JST (ID #160108)

reply to Karasu-kun's comment
AnimeRookie in the frozen wastelands of Scandinavia (Registered on 2007/11/10)

....

looks like a high-tech male torture device, designed to whatever malicious intent to enhance or endanger ones *love spear*... XD

Sun 2008/03/23 01:08:41 JST (ID #160109)

reply to AnimeRookie's comment
Meimi132 in Stuck in the void between the net life and real life. (Registered on 2007/12/03)
Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
http://meimi132.wordpress.com/

Excuse me?!? WTF lol

Sun 2008/03/23 03:06:02 JST (ID #160121)

reply to Meimi132's comment
Virus Death in San Antonio (Registered on 2008/03/22)
Student/Otaku

Yes we must all talk to our pet dolphins!!^_^

Sun 2008/03/23 03:07:55 JST (ID #160122)

reply to Virus Death's comment
Bulat in Canada (Registered on 2007/04/04)
Student
http://gooddayforlemontea.blogspot.com/

My dolphin no speak english... He isnt really talkative anyways, so its boring.
99$ is a really good price for something as innovative as this though. Too bad I am not yet 18, so cant really by this, unless thru someone else, which would be highly embarassing. When you think about it, should dannychoo.com be rated an 18+ website? ^-^

Sun 2008/03/23 04:24:42 JST (ID #160186)

reply to Bulat's comment
necrophadian in a transitionary phase of existence (Registered on 2007/04/22)
-1
http://necrophadian.blogspot.com/

every part of this post is made out of EPIC WIN AND LOLZ

Sun 2008/03/23 05:04:35 JST (ID #160203)

reply to necrophadian's comment
squee in Singapore (Registered on 2007/09/26)
Techie
http://squeejunkyard.blogspot.com/

I think I'm gonna get one if I can find it when I got to Japan ^^

Do not want function to upload anything to youtube or even a wallpaper tool

Sun 2008/03/23 05:13:27 JST (ID #160205)

reply to squee's comment
Akiba-Kid in California, USA (Registered on 2008/01/17)
Online Shop
http://wildarms.egloos.com

Healthy future for Japan!!!

Sun 2008/03/23 05:25:50 JST (ID #160216)

reply to Akiba-Kid's comment
hiroy_raind in Jakarta, Indonesia (Registered on 2007/11/20)
Proud VGI member and IT student...

I can only LOL...

dolphin waxing has never been so sci-fi...

nice article Danny LOL...

Sun 2008/03/23 06:44:29 JST (ID #160293)

reply to hiroy_raind's comment
Fonzler in a small dark room in Sydney, Australia (Registered on 2007/05/31)
萌え命

Wow....Japanese people sure put a lot of thought into this stuff...

Sun 2008/03/23 06:54:44 JST (ID #160299)

reply to Fonzler's comment
NPC in Rocklin, CA (Registered on 2007/12/06)
JR. College Student
http://npc.talkingincircles.net/

I have more important things to buy really...

Has anyone written a review in english of one of these Tenga products? Just curious because I think it's probably a waste of money...

Sun 2008/03/23 06:59:53 JST (ID #160300)

reply to NPC's comment
cowboy4eva in New York, Osaka, Tokyo (Registered on 2008/01/29)
Watcher

Talk about going overboard....I think I'll pass and spend that dough on some PS3 video games.

Sun 2008/03/23 07:14:59 JST (ID #160306)

reply to cowboy4eva's comment
jrod in Rockville (Registered on 2007/08/31)
Genius
http://simplenerd.com/

I can't help but imagine all of the science and field testing that something like that would have required before it hit the market.

Then again, if I had the spare cash, I'd take the drive. FOR SCIENCE!

Sun 2008/03/23 07:56:28 JST (ID #160324)

reply to jrod's comment
Pyramid_Head in somewhere (Registered on 2008/02/06)
student

this = closer to dolphin stroke-able persocon
so the ammo for its "reload" is cheaper since this thing can withstand 1000 dolphin burst

lol?

Sun 2008/03/23 11:13:11 JST (ID #160370)

reply to Pyramid_Head's comment
Henry in /usr/bin/ (Registered on 2006/12/25)
anime/cosplay events organizer
http://www.cosplay.ph

I LOVE YOU JAPAN SO MUCH!!! ^_________^

Sun 2008/03/23 11:28:44 JST (ID #160372)

reply to Henry's comment
mooonchi in japan tokyo (Registered on 2008/03/23)

アホだ、アホすぎる...。XD
また日本が妙な誤解を受けなきゃいいけど...

Sun 2008/03/23 14:12:18 JST (ID #160430)

reply to mooonchi's comment
Hirito in The Little Red Dot - Singapore (Registered on 2007/09/01)
University Student.
http://www.hirito.blogspot.com/

Best post I had ever read on this site. Simply laughing all the way while reading it.
*adds to shopping list for June Japan trip*

Sun 2008/03/23 15:01:02 JST (ID #160449)

reply to Hirito's comment
Angelyro in Dublin, Ireland (French inside ;) (Registered on 2008/02/24)
Credit Risk Analyst
http://requiem-anime.net

Japan is so amazing, :p, they have problems with killing too much whales but take good care of Dolphins :D.
Long live Japan xDD

Sun 2008/03/23 15:22:38 JST (ID #160453)

reply to Angelyro's comment
Miki-kun in Perth, Australia (Registered on 2007/08/16)
System Administrator and full-time Otaku

Bother... I bought a couple of standard Tengas last month while visiting Tokyo, but these ones weren't available yet.

I've only used one of them so far, it definitely does a good job of putting a shine on one's dolphin with a minimum of mess...

I'm keeping the second one for a special occasion. (Thankfully my suitcase was not opened by customs upon returning, which could have led to an Austin Powers' style scene.)

Sun 2008/03/23 16:08:26 JST (ID #160472)

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oliphant in Sydney (Registered on 2007/01/10)
Design Student
http://totoro88.vox.com

I'm curious to the point.. that it almost seems cool. ^^; It just shows that design (art+science) can make anything seductive.

There should be a compartment that collects sperm whale specimens that can be sent away for impregnation. For serious. That would be the best conspiracy ever to amp up Japan's population.

Sun 2008/03/23 17:04:31 JST (ID #160503)

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Clyne in Singapore (Registered on 2007/07/13)
Data Operator

Great invention. A little too high tech isn't it?

Sun 2008/03/23 17:37:20 JST (ID #160516)

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radical anime fan in Singapore, Furnace City, Cinderblock Outskirts. (Registered on 2007/01/25)
Polytechnic Junior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer In-training.
http://thehangerbay.wordpress.com/

No wants one. Have to wait till I move out of the house... which might not be happening for another few years T_T

It was all still mildly understandable up till the "Quattro Wave" part. Then I completely got buried under the techno-mumbo-jumbo. Who would make a render of the dolphin and send it to Youtube?!?! I guess it's a hidden fortune that stage6 has gone.

I wonder if there's anyone on dannychoo.com who takes the translations for this space-age product LITERALLY...

Sun 2008/03/23 17:52:33 JST (ID #160525)

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Hyun-Bin in Sydney Australia / Korea (Registered on 2007/01/09)
Combat Engineer For Australian Defence Force

after work today
and the many girls i have seen

i need one..

*pelvic thrusts*

Sun 2008/03/23 17:56:37 JST (ID #160526)

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Fariz Asuka in Singapore (Registered on 2008/03/11)
Student and Miku Guardian
http://kyourankyodai.com

Wow, this makes alot of devices feel so obsolete.. And WTF with the so high-tech names; Quattro Wave??

Sun 2008/03/23 18:48:38 JST (ID #160545)

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Hayden in London, UK (Registered on 2007/01/06)
Custom Pc Builder, Muppet, Pyromaniac, Demolitions Expert, Guitar Slinger,
http://myspace.com/dyingoblivion

you made a typo Danny...

"wax ->thier<- dolphin"

otherwise this unit is quite innovative! does it give foot massages?

Sun 2008/03/23 23:46:34 JST (ID #160618)

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Ben in Utah, United States (Registered on 2007/03/29)
CEO... of the world

LOL, foot massages. How kinky Hayden... ^_^

Mon 2008/03/24 07:52:04 JST (ID #160769)

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DarkFader in Netherlands (Registered on 2007/10/31)
hw sw engineer
http://darkfader.blogspot.com/

Added to shopping list.

Mon 2008/03/24 16:34:21 JST (ID #160920)

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Mimi in MIT (Registered on 2008/03/11)
Student
http://anime.scripts.mit.edu/miteiru/

I wish i had a dolphin too. ;-;

Tue 2008/03/25 01:17:34 JST (ID #161093)

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tymmur in his top secret nuclear bunker (Registered on 2008/01/20)
Mad scientist

I'm amazed. To think that somebody would actually make something like this.... I mean a dolphin should be cared for with love and the human touch.

@Mimi
well there is always the option of borrowing one.

Tue 2008/03/25 04:46:09 JST (ID #161171)

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Meliax in NYC (Registered on 2008/03/01)
Slacker
http://anublar.org

Wow. Almost makes me wish I had a 'dolphin', they make such interesting things for them.

For the first couple of lines I did take it literally, and was baffled. I thought: "I had no idea the dolphin care business was so lucrative..." Then I got it and felt stupid. Oops.

Wed 2008/03/26 07:27:57 JST (ID #161720)

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dyne46 in Philippines, Antipolo (Registered on 2008/03/13)
Processing Executive

This is quite a modern device for something so...easily serviced but I definitely have to buy this.

Thu 2008/03/27 01:05:47 JST (ID #162076)

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notfair in Malaysia (Registered on 2007/08/14)
Student, ACG Fans
http://modvisc.blogspot.com

omg, how they invent it one o.O", it really was a great product..

Thu 2008/03/27 20:35:06 JST (ID #162586)

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kâkebuke in Paris, Not Texas (Registered on 2007/12/17)
Wibbling+Writing+Teaching
http://www.kakebuke.net

Lucky dolphins, indeed. XD

Fri 2008/03/28 04:52:00 JST (ID #162781)

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dick0927 (Registered on 2008/03/31)

It looks good,but I think it's no use for me.

Mon 2008/03/31 15:22:55 JST (ID #164439)

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Karasu-kun in オタキュブ (Registered on 2007/07/27)
大学生徒
http://ichinichijuu.blogspot.com/

Cha-la Head Cha-la?

Thu 2008/04/10 04:35:00 JST (ID #168800)

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Randy Kasugano in San Diego CA (Registered on 2008/01/17)
Optimus Prime
http://randys-room.blogspot.com/

SCIENCE!

Wed 2008/05/21 07:46:57 JST (ID #192904)

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TXX in Denamarku (Registered on 2008/05/21)
Programmer, student, i try to do both, Otaku style

One could get the idea, that waxing ones dolphin these days is more of playing a game console, i mean WTF it looks like a new WII controller.

I remember waxing dolphins as hard work which in the end would be very rewarding.

Wed 2008/05/21 23:13:15 JST (ID #193393)

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scum2k1 in Irvine, CA (Registered on 2008/05/10)
Professionally Unemployed

DO WANT.

Thu 2008/05/29 07:48:32 JST (ID #199761)

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cloudy in Los Angeles (Registered on 2008/08/09)
Student, I hate school. FML

$90!!! I think I'll stick to my hand cause its free...ugh*

Tue 2008/08/12 16:55:57 JST (ID #263895)

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Naruto Manga (Registered on 2008/08/13)
http://www.lookpdf.com/category-17-hobbies.html

looks very good stuff.

Wed 2008/08/13 03:31:41 JST (ID #264271)

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Kyone in Boston, MA (Registered on 2009/01/02)
College student, Mech programmer and striving photographer.
http://moeforme.blogspot.com

Its too small...;)

~OH SNAP!~

Fri 2009/01/30 00:16:57 JST (ID #467548)

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cabose in The Shire, Middle Earth (Registered on 2008/12/19)
schooling of the college type

JAPAAN AKBAR! Only Japan is cool enough to make these things. coming from any other country would just be weird lol.

Fri 2009/03/27 09:36:16 JST (ID #537285)

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cabose in The Shire, Middle Earth (Registered on 2008/12/19)
schooling of the college type

remember, waxing your dolphin is just like playing card games; "you usually do it on a table, and feel great shame afterwards"-LittleKuriboh, yugioh abridged series. lol

Fri 2009/03/27 09:38:11 JST (ID #537289)

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pastlink99 in America, Georgia (Registered on 2009/05/06)
Student of the world.....

that is so wrong....yet so right....

Sat 2009/05/09 20:45:48 JST (ID #598378)

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FishHook in United States, Pennsylvania (Registered on 2009/05/01)
College Student / Dental Office Grunt

So.... is there any way I can purchase this product with the Danny translation in the instructions?

Sat 2009/05/09 22:25:47 JST (ID #598478)

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- Thai in United States (Registered on 2009/03/14)
  Student
  
  lmao I was just thinking that, laughing all the way as I read the post
  
  Fri 2009/06/26 17:13:57 JST (ID #657935)
  
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wally (Registered on 2009/08/30)

umm wats a dolphin?

Sun 2009/08/30 07:52:12 JST (ID #709570)

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Koza in Sunny Florida (Registered on 2008/08/25)
Japanese Language Student
http://bamola.wordpress.com/

But I don't has a pet dolphin! orz

Mon 2009/09/21 15:42:20 JST (ID #720903)

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Nakai in Hong Kong, Singapore (Registered on 2009/01/20)
Toy Lover
http://www.kujotoys.com

There is the Tenga Black Fliphole
http://www.kujotoys.com

Wed 2009/11/11 01:45:11 JST (ID #739590)

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