The Machine Girl

i have a fetish for cute high school girls and high school sailor fuku as much as the next guy...this movie looks cheesy but looks interesting

BWahahaha
This film looks great. It reminds me of a movie I watched a couple years ago called "The Story of Rickey". The effects are cheese-tastic. Thank you so much for posting this.

BTW here's a website for more info on "The Story of Rickey".

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/storyofricky/default.php

Hmm, looks like a B-grade live-action version of Saikano...

For some reason I have a feeling Quentin Tarantino gonna steal the idea, or put his name on this and bring it to N. America.

Chicky is cute enough, and movie seems campy enough that I'd probably watch. Why not.

she like cobra in the girl body he he. but cool deadly, cute and sexy. i like it and will watch the movie

Seems like a blatant ripoff of Saikano. Not everything, but enough to notice the difference. >_>

First thing came to my mind is "is this saikano live action?!"

FatB., I guess he already made a movie similar to this one... Forgot the title though.

kind of funny.....
specially the driller bra?
or the tempura hand:D

@D_Blade, You mean Planet Terror that had the chick with the machine gun leg? Looks like the same cheesy style

Reminded me of Saikano... Gore + Sailor Uniform + Cute girl = Must watch!

uh, i lol'ed, reminded me of a manga (also an anime), cyborg kuro-chan XDXDXD

or megaman? :P

I can't wait for some Drill Bra action~

Girl with chaigun for arm...uh, fair enough ^^.

This looks like it may well be the best film ever made.

this is one movie i'm looking forward to...what could be more satisfying than sailor fuku schoolgirl + gatling gun + ninja yakuza + drill bra + blood + revenge?

lol @tempura^^

This movie is beyond ridiculous. Far beyond.

Hmmmmmmm... Planet Terror, except the chick has the gun on her arm instead of her leg... Been there, done that...

holy moly..... looks so extreme... and... wow, drill bra in action...

yeah, there was a movie that came out here a while back where the lead had a machine gun for a Leg. A LEG. come on, how stupid can you get? This actually looks cool though....

I love trash movies like that :D
I've just ordered an old japanese trash movie called "Supa Robot Maha Baron", I hope it's as trashy as that one

and lol... the blood sprays like fountain...

duffman,

you missed out a few things. it should be sailor fuku schoolgirl + gatling gun + ninja yakuza + drill bra + blood (lots of it) + revenge + chainsaws + flying guillotine and most importantly SUSHI! ('~')

Looks like fun. :D I just don't get why the gatling gun looks so weathered, it looks like it was underwater for years. o_o

Dumb. Pure dumb. Who ever made this should go jump off a bridge.

lol its so bloody =S

lol, they totally ripped off of army of darkness and saikano. even the movie promotional poster looks the same
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Army_of_Darkness_poster.jpg

Lol. Might watch it just for laughs tho. This looks like a Saikano+Evil Dead+Planet Terror+Kill Bill.

It reminded me of planet terror. Bad@ss cannon! It uses 7.62mm rounds?

Oh and Gingy, Duke Nukem did that first and somewhat more "accurate": http://sirclivesbrainchild.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/dukenukem3dbox.jpg

LOL.

WTF JAPAN, as always.

this is definitely in my list. hope its coming to malaysia, if not, its dvd then.

As others have said, this reminds of Planet Terror. But with so much more coolness! Yeah!

Gotta love those drill tits. lol.

A good way to waste time.

After watchinf Ichi the Killer, Full Metal Yakuza, And BEAT Takeshi's Dead or Alive, this stuff is tame... I wonder, is it harder to sell these stories if they were done in animation?

WTF? Tempura???

hahaha, that's just so awful its hilarious. AAAARGH!!! Driller bra!

well, I prefer big weapons like sickles that big guns, but maybe worth to take a look.

Hmmmm, sailor uniform with big weapon, GRAAAAAAHAGAAARRR...

@Guarayakha
LOL, army of darkness was released in 1992, the duke nukem cover you posted was the cover art for duke nukem 3D, which wasn't released until 1996. So in all fairness...army of darkness did it first XD

It looks sooo campy I just have to see it. Anyone ever see Toxic Avenger....I guess it's along those lines.
Drill Bra???...LOL That an original one.

Wow, that's horrible. I like the blood gushing thought, very funny.

WOW! Thats looks awesome! Ive definately gotta see that!

To quote bart simpson 'this is so much like my dreams, its scary'!

aww its filled with gore and violence! so bloody and disgusting...damn i think i've got another show on my watchlist LOL!

when I saw the pic I seriously thought that it was Saikano live-action lol.

her arm kinda reminds me of Rockman (Megaman) ('~')

Bloody Hell!
This I must see to believe!
Though I do agree it may have too much gore for some to handle~

this movie is rated T for tempura

I think I'll watch it for the "lols". For some reason, it just stopped being remotely serious when things like a "drill braw" start popping up.

It looks so corny. Totally NOT watching it.

i thought another live action of Saikano when looking at the picture... @.@" ...

LOL.
TEMPURA
Yeah, I'll watch it... love them B movies.

But I guess I'd like it even more if it was kinda serious.

Sure I would!
Hei~ this is the year of mach-girl in otaku culture(or is it next year?)Sure have to watch this!

Just wish the scenario is good..
I just feels that the Japanese friction movie has kind of weird scenario, especially on the ending.(Totally have no idea what the movie want to tell)

Saisyu Heki Kanojyo(Saikano) really piss me off, after getting the dvd...
Hope is not!

This looks awesome, cheesy, hilarious and creepy all rolled up into one. I'm definitely watching this one.

It's got a real Grindhouse vibe to it. If this were a double feature, the other film would probably be 'Flamethrower Boy' or something. -_-

Second time I have heard of this. Although it does look cheesy and the special effects look less than decent, I still want to see this for some reason.

What the............. :|
theres so much blood, even more than fist of the north star.

I love it ;D

i must see this stuff!

errr...it reminded me of "Saishuu Heiki Kanojo"(She, The Ultimate Weapon), they're alike, girls, seifuku, weapon pop-out of the body....and live action/special effects...I hated the saikano live action..but love the anime and manga

the machine girl?I don't think I'm gonna watch it ^^; thx but no thx

The funny thing about those movies is that the gore effects are so cheap that they make you laugh instead of feeling digusted :D

I thaught I was alone thining that this was like saikano until I read down the comments LOL cheesy FTW

Now that's what I call a woman!

"From the creators of ... MEATBALL MACHINE?!" Something tells me that's going to be a bloody movie. Kind of reminds me of Tetsuo 2: Bodyhammer.

OH yeah......want it, want it, want it............

I'm surprised I did'nt through up before the end of the teaser....
No way, too gore and sounds ridicoulous

I saw this and I had to get everyone to see the trailer. Lol, see, now Im starting to like this sailor-fuku thing!

@Gingy, "T for Tempura" .. lol.

This is going to be such a cheesy movie.. but Im going to watch it none the less. Sweet girls that turn badass are the best. I wonder what "other" attachments she has for that arm?

Plus, shes reeeeally cute.

This looks so bad, I have to see it. MT3K material if nothing else. My god, the cheese factor is off the Green Bay Scale.

Yakuza!

Ninjas!

Tempura!

Sounds like it's got most of Hollywood's craptastic features beat already!

WTF??? This is a cheap rip off of Planet Terror. Or maybe PT is a rip off of this???? Oh well, I still want to see it :)

Soooooo....who's the girl? She's cute XD

meh. i'll have to pass on this one. looks waaay too gory and cheesy for my liking.

Seems fake :) But I will wait and see it, the combination of cute high school girl and gore is awasome :D

She IS pretty damn cute. I wonder if she has been in other movies?

HAH AH HA HAHAH!

YAKUZA!

NINJAS!

TEMPURRRRAAAAA!!!!

I gotta see this.

Shes hot but that alone doesnt make me want to see it.

too cheesy

blood looks like tomato juice

This movie reminds me of Kill Bill with all the glood and gore with the cheesy effects lol.

Looks...lame

Talk about über fake when her arm and the guy's head got chopped off, it looks more like a fire sprinkler with red fluid.

これ日本映画ですか？
観たいです。

Looks pretty lame to me. Otaku will flock to anything that features a kawaii chick in a schoolgirl uniform huh? This crap is ridiculous.

Ridiculous like Kill Bill?

Even more than Kill Bill. How could she even lift the gun? She's "Kawaii" though, so who cares...

Horrible. The recoil from that weapon would knock her on her ass. And the barrel doesn't spin! You'd get a higher rate of fire from a conventional single-barreled machine gun than from that thing!

...

Oh, right. It's probably SUPPOSED to be stupid.

McNally, I agree with you, but this is kind of like arguing the physics in the transformers movie, while suspending disbelief for the whole.. monsterous alien robot/truck thing. Lol.

Japan, you never cease to amaze us. Of all the weird crap, this is one BIG lump. I'd watch it for what seems like a possibly large set of lolz. But as for the story I'm getting, worst than the milk-loving karate kid. Oh well. Now I've got something more to out for.

Just saw the trailer yesterday and this movie is full of LOL

TEMPURA?

SUSHI?

DRILL BRA?

xD

it looks very stupid, and very cheesy. DENY

the girls pretty cute though, and those are some pretty long socks..

I am fully charged!
Uber me doctor!

As Guyaraka siad, it looks as a cross over Evil Dead and Blood the last vampire...

Anyway: Salor Fuku + Loose Socks + Damn Cute Girl + Bloody Action = Me wanna watch ! ^^

this movie looks interesting, looks very much like Planet Terror. hehe

looks interesting, been a while since I watch this kind of Japanese movie, looking foward to it :)

reminds me of saikano ^^
kinda like a live action saikano to me

This is off-topic, but "heroine" is a principal female character in a story, and "heroin" will mess you up.

Planet Terror ripoff. lolz

The movie look awesome! Hope to see it soon in my near by cinema.

Reminds me of Kill Bill. Too gory for me man. *Leg turns jelly*

That has got to be the single dumbest idea I have seen for a movie in quite some time. Which means that I will probably try to watch it!

BTW, did anyone else get any megaman/rockman vibes from the whole gun arm idea?

best comedy ever! ('~')

@Gordon, Lol, I didnt know you were doing reviews and quotes to use for movies! "If you see one movie this .. winter...One girl.. One .. gun... A bunch of ninjas .. and special guest star.... TEMPURA!"

For those of you who think this is a Kill Bill rip-off or one of the Tarantinos copycats, if you really watched any Japanese action horror, this is what they were doing before any americans know any "squirty blood".
This is one of those cringe and laugh at the same time movie. Bloody brilliant.

Sorry, but I have to give a big lol to all of the people dismissing this because they think it's cheesy and "dumb".

But then I wouldn't expect most people to be intelligent or informed enough to see the allure and entertainment value of good ol' fashioned, shlocky, gory, silly, mindless B-movies for what they are, and not for some silly high standards they selfishly impose upon it.

But seeing as I'm one of the connoisseurs of such things, all I have to say in defense is that the people that like this sort of thing, like them knowing full well how ridiculous they are. It's part of it.

And judging by the obvious tounge-in-cheek nature of the trailer, if you didn't catch that it's silly on purpose, you must have some serious context clue and common sense problems.

I can understand if some people might think this is too "gory" for them or if they are squeamish, or if they just aren't into those kinds of things.

But never underestimate the entertainment value, of a good ol' fashioned, intentionally silly, mindless gore fest every once in a while. Or the fanbase that appreciates this kind of thing.

People pay money to go into a theater and watch a comedy movie, but when a movie like this comes along, they dismiss it, because they feel that if it's not easily recognized as a "comedy" that gives them the right to be dismissive, and quite honestly, ignorant of it's entertainment value.

It's only as "dumb" and as "cheesy " as you make it. Instead of people judging and being so dismissive and harsh about this kind of thing, maybe people should sit back and actually enjoy when something is silly and mindless for the sake of being silly, mindless fun.

Sure it doesn't look to be nearly on the same level of Peter Jackson's "Braindead" (A.K.A Dead Alive) (A.K.A. The greatest gore film ever).

But I think that this film shall immensely satisfy my craving for a good, intentionally silly, and entertaining gore film.

or... at least a lot more than Battle Royal did, which I found to be a little TOO heavy and pretentious for being as silly of a film as it really was.

At least I can see from the getgo, that "Machine Girl" has no such issues.

If people didn't already see or notice the admittedly campy fun of this movie from the trailer, and how it doesn't TRY to take itself seriously, then those are the kinds of people that I would expect to be ignorant of the reasoning of why people love to watch silly, low budget, gore films for fun.

In short: This film doesn't take itself seriously. So, some of you silly people shouldn't take it so seriously, either.

@Karma.. agreed. Kind of like "Shaun of the dead"

hahahahaheehoo, tempura? yakuza? ninjas? drilling mammaries? finger sushi, and a little nipponese girl who could barely hold her own weight let alone a gattling, this is like the dumbest thing ever. It's like Tarantino on meth, and it's definitely something that's right up my alley.

AWESOME.

its planet terror all over again!

Err, another japanese movie .... wait, did i just saw masked rider err, sentai .. kamen? hmm, this machine girl looks good just like watching those Kill Bill movies ... bloddy and yet you'll still feel thirsty ... i hope it'll be released here on the phils too :)

Hmm, "The Machine Girl" aye...after noticing the image and then reading the description; I found it very similar if not a COPY of the American movie: Grindhouse; but reversed; instead of character with arm thats a "gun," Grindhouse has a female character with a "gun" for the leg. I'm not particularly interested in watching this; but if I watch Grindhouse sometime and if this movie comes out in DVD by that time; I'd check it out just to compare them. Anyhow; seems the Japanese movie industry are doing it again, copying the Americans when they lose or have no insight for imagination in terms of horror/gory/scary action movie genre.

the grayish, greenish machine gun arm looks fake in the 3rd pic. Yep it kinda reminds me of the girl from Planet Terror. Though this is like an anime turned live action. Gonna look out for this!

Haha, that's hilarious 8D

This looks like it would be a great popcorn film! Forget your worries just watch the Machine Girl. Yes!!

Yes.. YES.. YESSSSSS!!!

Heh... too bad this aint coming out in dubai....

It's make me remember the saikano , but this movie is... too bad . Saikano make me cry , but this movie make want kill some one .

The humor kinda reminds me of the style in Evil Dead II with some kill Bill mixed in.

I'll watch it .
School girls ,guns, blood, cheesy villains,and sight gags every thing a good B movie should have.

hot baby. she would need a boy with a proper tool =))))

well I use this as the yard stick for gore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmcrreUVBeo

but asian girls in school garb? Well thats another post for later tonight

Kill Bill-ish?

I watched the first 10 minutes of it and I had to stop, the gore was too disturbing even though it was cheesy. I like the idea and I was curious of the story and all, but I got a weak stomach for that kind of violence, if it was an anime I might be able to handle it better.

Lol I just rented this from work I'm going to watch it tomorrow. Stay tuned.

Watched it over the weekend… a laugh riot!
Everything is over the top (i.e. acting, gore, etc).
Only thing missing was gratuitous nudity. Oh well…

I found this movie alittle weird

I just finished watching few minutes ago.. now I feel kinda sick due to the violence.. T_T
need some moe moe anime to "detoxify" for now..

crappy but funny and violent
worth of watching if you like over going violence and stuff
i like =)

this film is rubbish barley any violence even though the trailer suggest other wise bad acting crappy budget fight scenes bad effects. and the drill bra is propper rubbish not good!

It's a good movie! ^__^it freaked out my friend with all the blood and guts, freaked him out in a good way though ^__^

Ah, I saw this on my friends NetFlix on his XBox360. I still wanna see this :D lol