MacBook Wheel

Tue 2009/01/06 06:13 JST
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Wow. Apple has done it again with the announcement of the MacBook Wheel - the first laptop to get rid of the keyboard. Check out the high res news flash or low res below.

No price has been announced yet. Thanks to Mac user Gen for the news.


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  • Barsona
    Barsona in Bay Area, California (Registered on 2007/08/03)
    NEET (no, student, AND employed min. wage)
    http://otterhangar.blogspot.com/

    thank god for the onion...

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:22:12 JST (ID #437238)
    reply to Barsona's comment
    • Heigen
      Heigen in Finland (Registered on 2007/11/12)
      Student

      I got totally trolled by them, didn't realize the onion logo in the corner. -_-'

      Tue 2009/01/06 21:49:09 JST (ID #438133)
      reply to Heigen's comment
  • Tachikaze
    Tachikaze in Brooklyn, New York (Registered on 2007/12/26)
    University Student

    Haha I hope you know the Onion News is fake =P

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:22:50 JST (ID #437241)
    reply to Tachikaze's comment
    • desuka
      desuka in Canada (Registered on 2008/05/28)
      University Student

      Lol took me a while to figure it was fake...Heard her say di(king around and im like...you cant say that on TV!

      Tue 2009/01/06 07:02:51 JST (ID #437335)
      reply to desuka's comment
    • CShen
      CShen in Richmond,B.C. (Registered on 2008/10/30)
      Student

      It's fake but it's fun to watch. =D

      Tue 2009/01/06 07:37:39 JST (ID #437380)
      reply to CShen's comment
  • Hostile
    Hostile in New York, USA (Registered on 2008/06/09)
    http://hostile.1up.com/

    I love the iPod and I wouldn't mind owning a iTouch or iPhone if they weren't so costly but I'll be damned if Apple products don't cost too much money. I can't see how a ****ing wheel helps you type stuff faster.

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:24:15 JST (ID #437244)
    reply to Hostile's comment
    • marvin
      marvin (Registered on 2006/12/24)
      http://www.marvinryan.com

      it won't. but it'll make office drones feel like they're a cool club DJ. ^^;

      Tue 2009/01/06 06:30:18 JST (ID #437260)
      reply to marvin's comment
      • WiseFreeman
        WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory (Registered on 2007/11/07)
        Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
        http://dannychoo.com.my

        let's spin it~~~~

        Tue 2009/01/06 08:49:04 JST (ID #437512)
        reply to WiseFreeman's comment
      • xanthe
        xanthe in Philippines (Registered on 2008/05/03)
        aspiring to become a doujin and graphics artist cum lawyer
        http://aki7.bottled-wish.info

        unfortunately, I don't think it'll ever work cause I can see journalists and those who write philosophical texts will ever want it done intuitively haha

        and besides, ever wondered why the same concept employed by nokia on one of their fashion phones never worked?

        cause it was way too cumbersome wheeling letters :P

        Tue 2009/01/06 15:39:52 JST (ID #437857)
        reply to xanthe's comment
    • Abi-kun
      Abi-kun in Poland (Registered on 2008/01/06)
      a guy who cares (sort of...)

      Belive ME, in USA Apple stuff is cheap compared to the rest of the world....

      Tue 2009/01/06 09:28:40 JST (ID #437557)
      reply to Abi-kun's comment
      • Koji98
        Koji98 in Arlington, Texas (Registered on 2007/11/04)
        Your local Otaku Cashier.

        Even so, I still wouldn't want an apple product.

        Tue 2009/01/06 16:44:00 JST (ID #437904)
        reply to Koji98's comment
      • Draz
        Draz in Rotterdam, The Netherlands (Registered on 2008/07/14)
        Jobless bum at the moment
        http://www.drazenj.com

        All apple prices are worldwide the same unless you're lucky that the currency has dropped in your favor the difference will not be more than a 100 bucks or so

        Wed 2009/01/07 01:23:14 JST (ID #438283)
        reply to Draz's comment
        • Abi-kun
          Abi-kun in Poland (Registered on 2008/01/06)
          a guy who cares (sort of...)

          Belive me, they are NOT the same. Putting aside currency exchange rate, when MBA debuted in USA, it cost almost twice as much in Apple resellers than imported directly from USA (in Poland of course).

          Wed 2009/01/07 22:27:56 JST (ID #439489)
          reply to Abi-kun's comment
  • CEO kerororo
    CEO kerororo (Registered on 2008/02/27)

    =.=
    uhh.. i don't really know what to say ^^"

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:25:16 JST (ID #437245)
    reply to CEO kerororo's comment
  • Koshiko
    Koshiko in Sydney, Australia (Registered on 2007/08/03)
    website/graphic designer and karaoke amateur~
    http://www.furudango.com

    That's interesting =o

    I can appreciate the innovation, but it's not for me xD; Wouldn't say no to trying it out though, may visit the Apple store in Sydney when it gets released over here :3

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:25:37 JST (ID #437246)
    reply to Koshiko's comment
    • Freedom Gundam
      Freedom Gundam in United Kingdom (Registered on 2008/02/03)
      College Student

      it's fake

      Tue 2009/01/06 21:10:25 JST (ID #438102)
      reply to Freedom Gundam's comment
  • marvin
    marvin (Registered on 2006/12/24)
    http://www.marvinryan.com

    I'll stick with using a keyboard, thank you. ^^

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:26:25 JST (ID #437249)
    reply to marvin's comment
  • タケル~ン
    タケル~ン in 雛見沢 (Registered on 2008/04/01)
    デレデレ ハンター, Bullet Grazer

    *Doesn't understand how this could work...* ('~')

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:27:04 JST (ID #437250)
    reply to タケル~ン's comment
  • suneo
    suneo (Registered on 2007/12/17)
    http://yuuwaku.wordpress.com

    in for the $10,000 40gb model. 19 minute runtime here I come!

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:27:22 JST (ID #437252)
    reply to suneo's comment
  • lene
    lene in San Diego, CA (Registered on 2008/07/29)
    Student, Freelance Artist
    http://rhythmemotion.net

    LOL

    The illegitimate child of a MacBook and an iPod XD

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:28:08 JST (ID #437254)
    reply to lene's comment
  • Riz
    Riz in インデアナポリス, インデアナ (Registered on 2009/01/02)
    三年せいとオタク

    Mmm I'm a HP person so this doesnt appeal to me much. =/ Plus having to scroll for each letter seems like a big hassle.

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:28:58 JST (ID #437256)
    reply to Riz's comment
  • Totali
    Totali in Tennessee USA (Registered on 2007/05/07)
    student - digital media
    http://subculture.animeblogger.net/

    A full 19 minutes before being recharged!

    I didn't know it was April! ;)

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:29:23 JST (ID #437257)
    reply to Totali's comment
    • llorchTHX
      llorchTHX in USA & Mexico (Registered on 2007/09/04)
      Researcher

      In Mexico December the 28th is the equivalent... maybe they are one week late because they used that wheel to type the news?
      (DISCLAIMER: I know that The Onion is a satirical news site)

      Tue 2009/01/06 06:40:26 JST (ID #437284)
      reply to llorchTHX's comment
  • The Lyrical Loli
    The Lyrical Loli in Los Angeles, California, U.S. (Registered on 2007/10/14)
    Kokoro Kotonoha's personal trainer
    http://loli1983.wordpress.com

    Might as well throw in an Easy Bake Oven.

    That guy said it " We'd like to give customers features, they don't even realize"

    And 45 minutes to type an e-mail? That sounds like no one should be wasteful with their money unless they are a mac fan-boy.

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:30:26 JST (ID #437261)
    reply to The Lyrical Loli's comment
    • Ninja Poe Bear
      Ninja Poe Bear in California (Registered on 2008/07/10)
      Studio Bleach founder/owner
      http://myspace.com/studiobleach

      Or maybe Danny should have posted this on April 1st. Because "The Onion" is a satire. ^^;;

      Besides, I heard that Jobs wants to have Apple make the iBake. It would be a small oven that keeps your HD cool while you make brownies, cupcakes, and whatever else you would normally make with an Easy Bake Oven. X3

      Tue 2009/01/06 12:46:03 JST (ID #437707)
      reply to Ninja Poe Bear's comment
      • Gikongan
        Gikongan (Registered on 2008/07/04)
        Nerdy nerd
        http://rayearthblue.wordpress.com/

        I'd buy it... probably.

        Tue 2009/01/06 18:51:02 JST (ID #438003)
        reply to Gikongan's comment
      • Insolinzer
        Insolinzer in North Carolina (Registered on 2009/04/06)
        Lazy Student

        They have something similar to this, it's an easy bake for your computer if you have an expansion bay open. You can find it at thinkgeek, but I'm too lazy to get you a link, it's early v.v

        Mon 2009/04/13 17:00:12 JST (ID #561488)
        reply to Insolinzer's comment
  • shinky
    shinky in Malaysia (Registered on 2008/04/15)
    Ronin
    http://roadblogg.blogspot.com

    Sugoii!!!

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:30:44 JST (ID #437262)
    reply to shinky's comment
  • Fuuma
    Fuuma in デスシティー。。じゃなく (Registered on 2007/12/19)
    武器職人

    I knew I wasn't the only one in the world starting to get too lazy to type things out.

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:30:45 JST (ID #437263)
    reply to Fuuma's comment
  • Mimi
    Mimi in MIT (Registered on 2008/03/11)
    Student
    http://anime.scripts.mit.edu/miteiru/

    But it just looks so difficult to type with >.>;

    I spent 10 years learning refining my typing skills and now people are no longer typing? Bahh! ;_;

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:31:08 JST (ID #437264)
    reply to Mimi's comment
    • Cyberchaos
      Cyberchaos in Australia, Sydney (Registered on 2008/02/17)
      NEET part-time - Technical Support Officer - Network security engineer
      http://burugureibi.blogspot.com/

      wait a couple of years and the keyboard will be obsolete - mind typing will be all the rage

      Tue 2009/01/06 15:04:39 JST (ID #437816)
      reply to Cyberchaos's comment
      • Koji98
        Koji98 in Arlington, Texas (Registered on 2007/11/04)
        Your local Otaku Cashier.

        Then a couple years later, you won't even need to think what to type, because it will have already been done for you, from conversations to a thousand page original novel, without doing anything.

        Tue 2009/01/06 16:47:26 JST (ID #437906)
        reply to Koji98's comment
  • Tiny Red Man
    Tiny Red Man in Tiny Red Dot, Singapore. (Registered on 2007/04/11)
    free lance otaku, full time Protector of Peace.

    imagine blogging with a macbook wheel.. takes forever to blog one article.. even typing a comment in dc.com is hard..

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:32:43 JST (ID #437267)
    reply to Tiny Red Man's comment
  • Kira
    Kira in USA Atlanta, Georgia (Registered on 2007/02/10)
    College Student

    Thats why I like mac there always finding ways to do things differently!!! Apple Always innovative!!!

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:33:23 JST (ID #437269)
    reply to Kira's comment
  • BeLe
    BeLe in Davao, Philippines (Registered on 2007/01/03)
    .NET/Web Developer
    http://scrumptious.animeblogger.net

    Oh onion! you've done it again! lol.

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:33:27 JST (ID #437270)
    reply to BeLe's comment
  • Adun
    Adun in Sydney, Australia (Registered on 2007/01/01)
    ColdFusion Developer
    http://www.moemoerabu.net

    Apple innovation at it's best. Tough 45 minutes to type an email? I'd hate to think how long it'd take me to do any coding on it, lol.

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:38:34 JST (ID #437277)
    reply to Adun's comment
  • lightningsabre
    lightningsabre in Vancouver (Registered on 2007/08/30)
    Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
    http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/

    LOLWUT!? Intuitive my butt! It looks super complicated. I think it'll take too long to write anything with that.

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:38:51 JST (ID #437278)
    reply to lightningsabre's comment
  • Melo
    Melo in stitutionalized (Registered on 2008/04/14)

    HAHA!Oh the onion.

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:39:34 JST (ID #437282)
    reply to Melo's comment
  • llorchTHX
    llorchTHX in USA & Mexico (Registered on 2007/09/04)
    Researcher

    "Everything is just a FEW HUNDRED cicks away" hahaha... that made my day!
    Thanks to the Onion

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:43:01 JST (ID #437293)
    reply to llorchTHX's comment
  • Turkguy19
    Turkguy19 in USA (Registered on 2008/09/23)
    Engineering Student
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/turkguy19/

    Heh, that was great. "I'll bye almost anything from Apple as long as it's shiny" lol

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:43:43 JST (ID #437296)
    reply to Turkguy19's comment
  • SlickDog
    SlickDog in サンフランシスコ (Registered on 2007/11/23)
    Freelance Digital Production Artist
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/victor_lee/sets/

    Apple does it again! Wow! Who needs a keyboard when you can have the Wheel.

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:45:48 JST (ID #437301)
    reply to SlickDog's comment
  • Kyone
    Kyone in Boston, MA (Registered on 2009/01/02)
    College student, Mech programmer and striving photographer.
    http://moeforme.blogspot.com

    45 mins for an email...

    Looks innovative but man typing with that thing looks like a real pain =/ and how will I play online games with a wheel? lol

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:47:08 JST (ID #437302)
    reply to Kyone's comment
    • Apsolyte
      Apsolyte in Malaysia, Penang (Registered on 2008/07/05)
      Student
      http://www.lonelyguy0.blogspot.com/

      Agree and how in the hell that guy want to send an email if the battery life is just 19 minutes. The battery must like a UPS for the laptop. Just enough time to save important document. I guest that, one must have like 2~3 spare battery and that is not much mobility for a laptop. I will stick with the keyboard.

      Tue 2009/01/06 12:47:28 JST (ID #437711)
      reply to Apsolyte's comment
  • pipopaz
    pipopaz in US (Registered on 2008/08/26)
    thousand master II, Internet Learner, Auto didacta
    http://pipopaz.wordpress.com/

    mmm why, isn't the keyboard enough?

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:47:16 JST (ID #437303)
    reply to pipopaz's comment
  • Raz
    Raz in this moment and time. (Registered on 2008/09/02)
    BioResearch Assistant

    Very nice marketing strategy they have. This is simply comedy at its best.

    "Nothings simpler than a single giant button."
    "Everything is just a few hundred clicks away."
    "To reduce energy use, screen goes black after 4 seconds."
    "People who use keyboards, standing in the way of human progress."
    "The MacBook is virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit."

    XD

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:48:27 JST (ID #437305)
    reply to Raz's comment
  • Monkee
    Monkee in Canada (Registered on 2007/02/08)
    Otaku / Student in Networking
    http://hayasaki-kun.blogspot.com/

    It will takes hours to type a text

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:48:32 JST (ID #437306)
    reply to Monkee's comment
  • azn-n3ss-__-
    azn-n3ss-__- in Brisbane (Registered on 2008/07/28)
    大学生
    http://justaskeikaku.net23.net

    LOL he spent 45 mins typing an email! - ILL BET YOU ARE JEALOUZ XDDDD
    The battery can power it for a whole 20 minutes without being charged!!
    and - its virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit - just like anything else!

    This ad is a joke XD

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:49:27 JST (ID #437309)
    reply to azn-n3ss-__-'s comment
  • Yatta!
    Yatta! in Las Vegas, USA (Registered on 2008/08/13)
    Student

    Haaaa, go Onion news! :P

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:50:32 JST (ID #437311)
    reply to Yatta!'s comment
  • Jello;
    Jello; in CO, USA (Registered on 2008/12/22)
    Student

    Wow. It would take quite sometime to write an essay or something in class or wherever.
    Can't see why someone would want that. Keyboards are awesome.

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:51:54 JST (ID #437315)
    reply to Jello;'s comment
    • JamesJoyceYes
      JamesJoyceYes in USA (Registered on 2007/12/17)
      Student

      Once you try it you'll realize that wheels are MUCH better

      Tue 2009/01/06 07:16:09 JST (ID #437352)
      reply to JamesJoyceYes's comment
  • agentvladimir
    agentvladimir in Fukuoka (Registered on 2008/09/29)
    Student/Teacher
    http://japanman.wordpress.com

    Very underhanded to post this during Macworld and when it's not April 1st.

    Tue 2009/01/06 06:55:50 JST (ID #437324)
    reply to agentvladimir's comment
  • adanrico
    adanrico in California (Registered on 2008/12/01)
    Web Design & Marketing
    http://ciaopanda.com

    LOL!!!

    Tue 2009/01/06 07:00:49 JST (ID #437331)
    reply to adanrico's comment
  • Pyoro
    Pyoro in Singapore (Registered on 2007/08/22)
    Student
    http://anime.tedfox.com/

    i was gonna say something about this, until i realised it was the onion i was watching.... argh
    you had me excited for a while there!

    Tue 2009/01/06 07:02:40 JST (ID #437334)
    reply to Pyoro's comment
  • the great paul
    the great paul in heaven (Registered on 2008/03/14)
    pervert

    if apple keeps coming out with new macbooks like this im now going to know which one to get.im still stuck betweent he old macbook pro and the new aluminum one

    Tue 2009/01/06 07:10:52 JST (ID #437345)
    reply to the great paul's comment
  • Lelouch Lamperouge
    Lelouch Lamperouge in ClovisLand (Registered on 2008/08/21)
    former Emperor of Britannia
    http://reflectiarx.wordpress.com/

    Now that i can view it again. I can post my opinion.
    It's a meh...
    I mean scrolling to type... Kinda hard to imagine since typing with your fingers seem to be
    much faster than scrolling then searching before you get to input the letter.

    Tue 2009/01/06 07:15:00 JST (ID #437350)
    reply to Lelouch Lamperouge's comment
  • Unyuu
    Unyuu in Canada, Montreal (Registered on 2008/09/29)
    Student
    http://myanimelist.net/profile/Unyuu

    Can someone tell me why making it harder to write is better? I can't seem to grasp the use of having "One" button, only to make it slower to type. Why use this when there is the keyboard, with which you can spend some time training and will be able to type a lot faster than if you master this "wheel".

    Tue 2009/01/06 07:23:49 JST (ID #437358)
    reply to Unyuu's comment
  • Benu
    Benu in California (Registered on 2007/09/10)
    Student, Podcaster, Graphic Designer, Photographer
    http://anime-gen.com

    It takes me long enough to type a text message on my cell. Using a wheel like that sounds like hell! XD

    Tue 2009/01/06 07:34:09 JST (ID #437374)
    reply to Benu's comment
  • tammie86
    tammie86 in San Jose, CA (Registered on 2008/01/08)
    Secretary
    http://figured.wordpress.com/

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Tue 2009/01/06 07:36:40 JST (ID #437378)
    reply to tammie86's comment
  • ale/pepino
    ale/pepino in Fukuoka (Registered on 2008/03/17)
    Webdev, internet contents, music
    http://www.pepinismo.net/

    Best macworld lulz!

    Tue 2009/01/06 07:40:42 JST (ID #437383)
    reply to ale/pepino's comment
  • jinstevens
    jinstevens in Portland, OR, USA (Registered on 2009/01/05)
    Blogger, consultant
    http://www.netharuka.com

    The Onion is awesome. Judging by the comments, I get the feeling that a few of us are really looking forward to spending 45 minutes typing an email and a whopping 19 minutes of battery life. <_< >_>

    Tue 2009/01/06 07:45:57 JST (ID #437389)
    reply to jinstevens's comment
    • WiseFreeman
      WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory (Registered on 2007/11/07)
      Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
      http://dannychoo.com.my

      ROTFLMAO! that's when I hear this, I start to doubt did I heard it wrong?

      Tue 2009/01/06 08:46:52 JST (ID #437507)
      reply to WiseFreeman's comment
  • tails
    tails in New York City (Registered on 2008/07/29)
    Half Engineer, Half Student, All Robot
    http://discombobulatedyouth.blogspot.com/

    Love the Onion. Good spoof. How about this for keyboardless...What about a touch-sensitive surface where the user starts typing while an adaptive algorithm analyzes the initial typing pattern and maps the rest of a virtual keyboard based on the analysis? Can you say simpler than the wheel, more forgiving of typos, and accessibility for the blind? Any idea if anyone is working on something like that? Well, not really keyboardless. Maybe a brain-implant would be nice...

    Tue 2009/01/06 07:51:35 JST (ID #437397)
    reply to tails's comment
  • mel
    mel in NY (Registered on 2008/02/05)
    otaku-ist
    http://myanimelist.net/profile/mel

    The aardvark asked for an aardvark.

    Tue 2009/01/06 07:53:07 JST (ID #437401)
    reply to mel's comment
  • Kenn
    Kenn in Vancouver, B.C. (Registered on 2008/09/16)
    Student
    http://k625.blogspot.com/

    |: It seems lkike a real pain to type with that thing? I can see the use in multimedia, but it's definitely not a gaming thing XD

    Tue 2009/01/06 08:01:55 JST (ID #437413)
    reply to Kenn's comment
  • exurbanotaku
    exurbanotaku in America (Registered on 2008/01/10)
    Consultant

    For $2600, it is certainly worth the investment--who wouldn't want a laptop that is virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit, but did anybody catch any more about the Sudoku killer.

    Tue 2009/01/06 08:02:44 JST (ID #437414)
    reply to exurbanotaku's comment
    • tails
      tails in New York City (Registered on 2008/07/29)
      Half Engineer, Half Student, All Robot
      http://discombobulatedyouth.blogspot.com/

      I actually play Sudoku on my Rockbox-hacked iPod using the scroll wheel. It's actually not that bad.

      Tue 2009/01/06 08:39:20 JST (ID #437487)
      reply to tails's comment
  • Tremor
    Tremor in UK (Registered on 2008/11/11)
    http://gakuranman.com

    Hmmm. I don't think I'll be getting this. I doubt it's useful for anyone but 'fun' users. Touchtyping is like an artform now.

    Tue 2009/01/06 08:02:53 JST (ID #437415)
    reply to Tremor's comment
  • Andrei-kun
    Andrei-kun in California, USA (Registered on 2008/10/23)
    Student
    http://andreijournal.blogspot.com

    It's real though it's disappointing for me. Though I don't use Mac notebooks, the keyboard legacy is very disappointing. Now you pick the items and characters slowly than before. More time spending on finding the characters that we wanted to input. Keyboard FTW. :D

    Tue 2009/01/06 08:03:03 JST (ID #437416)
    reply to Andrei-kun's comment
  • Tremor
    Tremor in UK (Registered on 2008/11/11)
    http://gakuranman.com

    And I hate predictive text O.O

    Tue 2009/01/06 08:03:17 JST (ID #437418)
    reply to Tremor's comment
    • Zeneva
      Zeneva in Singapore (Registered on 2008/09/15)
      Student

      My jaw dropped when i saw that long list of predicted statements.

      Wed 2009/01/07 08:56:21 JST (ID #438817)
      reply to Zeneva's comment
  • Tremor
    Tremor in UK (Registered on 2008/11/11)
    http://gakuranman.com

    Fake eh? Okay, I was convinced... o.O;

    Tue 2009/01/06 08:05:43 JST (ID #437421)
    reply to Tremor's comment
  • wormgear
    wormgear in Chicago (Registered on 2008/02/22)
    Software Quality Engineer
    http://brotherwormgear.blogspot.com/

    ROFLMFAO!!! This is freakin' hilarious!!! I used to read the Onion very frequently. Once I was reading The Onion while riding on the subway here in Chicago. I was laughing so hard that I was turning red and had tears streaming down my face. "I probably look crazy," I thought-- then I noticed someone sitting in the same seat as me, but at the opposite end of the train car. He was also laughing uncontrollably but he wasn't reading anything-- it was just his dementia. Then I thought, "Uh oh...!" heh!!

    Tue 2009/01/06 08:05:51 JST (ID #437422)
    reply to wormgear's comment
  • silent1134
    silent1134 in Los Angeles, California (Registered on 2007/08/22)
    ???Confused???

    Looks like they mocking it more than trying to sell it...

    Tue 2009/01/06 08:08:28 JST (ID #437423)
    reply to silent1134's comment
  • HoHoWan
    HoHoWan in Somewhere Dull (Registered on 2008/08/10)
    Customs & Weird Stuff

    Apple does it again.
    Yeah, my productivity in Word and Excel is definitely going to be better with the Wheel instead of a keyboard
    /sarcasm off
    Before I watched the video I thought that they would go the voice recognition route with the wheel,
    but clicking one letter at a time? It is worst that texting on a mobile phone (without a qwerty kb)
    I just don't see normal people buying this except for the Apple fan boy/girl.


    Tue 2009/01/06 08:09:26 JST (ID #437425)
    reply to HoHoWan's comment
    • HoHoWan
      HoHoWan in Somewhere Dull (Registered on 2008/08/10)
      Customs & Weird Stuff

      Oh crap, I now get it. *ashamed* :(

      Tue 2009/01/06 08:11:18 JST (ID #437429)
      reply to HoHoWan's comment
  • oh sweetness.....

    Tue 2009/01/06 08:10:20 JST (ID #437426)
    reply to jaejae's comment
  • Megami
    Megami in Minnesota, USA (Registered on 2008/07/08)
    Student

    Thought this was real until my friend told me it was fake. D: *Doesn't know anything about The Onion*
    I can really see Apple doing this, though. Hopefully not. Keyboard = NEED x_x

    Tue 2009/01/06 08:21:20 JST (ID #437455)
    reply to Megami's comment
  • Hidden Oasis
    Hidden Oasis in California, United Sates (Registered on 2008/10/28)
    College Freshmen

    "the aardvark asked for a dagger." Nice. Just nice.

    Tue 2009/01/06 08:23:49 JST (ID #437462)
    reply to Hidden Oasis's comment
    • WiseFreeman
      WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory (Registered on 2007/11/07)
      Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
      http://dannychoo.com.my

      LOL, very suggestive word indeed........

      Tue 2009/01/06 08:43:56 JST (ID #437499)
      reply to WiseFreeman's comment
  • Toxyn
    Toxyn in BC, Canada (Registered on 2008/10/16)
    Hikikomori
    http://toxxyn.blogspot.com/

    Hahaha... that's a nightmare!

    Tue 2009/01/06 08:35:33 JST (ID #437482)
    reply to Toxyn's comment
  • WiseFreeman
    WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory (Registered on 2007/11/07)
    Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
    http://dannychoo.com.my

    my first thought:

    They put an Ipod wheel on a laptop this time.............

    this make typing super slow..........

    Airbook form factor, SSD, nonethe less the price!!!

    Then I came to notice in the end............... "The MacBook Wheel isn't real by the way it's a joke."

    Now I think, will Apple ever had thought of this "unproductive" idea, typing is way faster than scrolling word to word......


    Very good job from Onion (I love the movie Onion News), I wonder how much time they spent on making these visual..........

    Tue 2009/01/06 08:41:45 JST (ID #437495)
    reply to WiseFreeman's comment
    • WiseFreeman
      WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory (Registered on 2007/11/07)
      Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
      http://dannychoo.com.my

      I like the creative copywritting on this joke:

      The Wheel - Reinvented.

      One Button - Endless Possibilities.

      Tue 2009/01/06 08:54:06 JST (ID #437521)
      reply to WiseFreeman's comment
  • section09
    section09 in New York City (Registered on 2008/12/19)
    Graphic Artist/Designer
    http://www.section09ds.com/

    When will PC people realize that jokes against Macs wont make PC's suck less.

    Tue 2009/01/06 08:49:52 JST (ID #437514)
    reply to section09's comment
    • Halconnen
      Halconnen in Karlsland (Registered on 2008/11/18)
      Student
      http://www.certaincake.com

      Come on, it's a spoof in good fun. And Macs are internally virtually identical to PCs nowadays anyway, so that point has been moot for quite some time.

      Tue 2009/01/06 10:05:18 JST (ID #437593)
      reply to Halconnen's comment
    • soichirosan
      soichirosan in UK (Registered on 2008/02/23)
      Artist

      You should try growing a sense of humour.

      Tue 2009/01/06 10:55:03 JST (ID #437636)
      reply to soichirosan's comment
      • Emperor's Hand
        Emperor's Hand in Ohio, USA (Registered on 2007/12/24)

        I agree, I'm not anti-Mac or PC, I just don't have the money to spend on Apples overpriced tiny notebooks and endless amounts of Ipods.


        I do like the "I'll buy anything new or shiny from Apple" because i know people like that. Why buy an Iphone, Ipod, and 3 different Mac laptops??? Because they just came out that why!

        What really bugs me is when someone latches onto PC or MAC and just bashes the other while endlessly praising the one they support. It is like listening to a bunch of country yokels arguing over whether Ford or Chevy is better.

        Tue 2009/01/06 20:39:57 JST (ID #438079)
        reply to Emperor's Hand's comment
  • FinalTriggerX
    FinalTriggerX in California, USA (Registered on 2008/12/09)
    Student

    LOL I love The Onion XD Saw the video on another website, cracked me up!

    Tue 2009/01/06 09:27:36 JST (ID #437556)
    reply to FinalTriggerX's comment
  • sanguine
    sanguine in Philippines (Registered on 2008/09/12)
    Student
    http://sanguinerose.wordpress.com/

    Hahaha.. 45mins typing an e-mail, time well spent. ^^;

    Tue 2009/01/06 09:34:32 JST (ID #437560)
    reply to sanguine's comment
  • Darkdam
    Darkdam in New York (Registered on 2007/09/01)
    http://darkdam.deviantart.com/

    I can't believe there are people that actually votes yes they would like the macbook wheel on the poll.

    Tue 2009/01/06 10:10:04 JST (ID #437598)
    reply to Darkdam's comment
  • CrazyAnimeTuga
    CrazyAnimeTuga in Portugal (Registered on 2007/01/02)
    Student
    http://animestuff.wordpress.com/

    Hahahaha if this wasn't on the news I'd say it would be an April joke but coming from Apple it doesn't surprise me. No keyboard?!?!?! People use the wheel to choose the letter?!?!?! That will take like forever to write a text, we just saw the guy needed 45 min to type an email something we do in seconds with a keyboard. But the real question remained and that was where Andrea Bennett (journalist) hit the hot spot, will the business world will actual work with a computer instead of clicking or playing around.

    The future of computers is not a wheel that will substitute the keyboard but instead it'll be keyboards with no buttons.

    Tue 2009/01/06 10:17:02 JST (ID #437604)
    reply to CrazyAnimeTuga's comment
  • AZU
    AZU in Fog City of the somewhat "Golden State" (Registered on 2008/12/29)
    Newbie Concept Artist
    http://myspace.com/answer_sheet_service

    Only a few hundred clicks away to endless possibilites ;)Surely mustavoid that sudoku killer O.O;;

    Tue 2009/01/06 10:17:42 JST (ID #437605)
    reply to AZU's comment
  • Faye
    Faye in California, USA (Registered on 2008/12/29)
    Student, health worker
    http://www.bitterbrownieprince.deviantart.com

    OTL Onion.

    Tue 2009/01/06 10:18:20 JST (ID #437606)
    reply to Faye's comment
  • CrazyAnimeTuga
    CrazyAnimeTuga in Portugal (Registered on 2007/01/02)
    Student
    http://animestuff.wordpress.com/

    Oh crap I fell for the joke xD

    Tue 2009/01/06 10:21:36 JST (ID #437610)
    reply to CrazyAnimeTuga's comment
  • chRLz
    chRLz in the dark woods of Sweden (Registered on 2008/12/21)
    Explorer of the finer things in life

    Best apple spoof iv'e seen! ....but I don't think the world is ready for "the wheel" yet.. xD

    Tue 2009/01/06 10:49:42 JST (ID #437632)
    reply to chRLz's comment
  • spectre
    spectre in Bolehland (Registered on 2008/09/07)
    Trendspotter Busybody Mercenaries
    http://spectreoutreach.blogspot.com

    Onion ! ONION! XD

    Tue 2009/01/06 10:51:28 JST (ID #437633)
    reply to spectre's comment
  • Tasche
    Tasche in Vancouver, BC (Registered on 2008/11/03)
    Apprentice Baking & Pastry Chef
    http://Ima-Monogatari.com/

    thats the lamest tech of 09.

    seriously...how do you type?...its just an oversized ipod.

    Tue 2009/01/06 11:08:50 JST (ID #437647)
    reply to Tasche's comment
  • andra
    andra in Singapore (Registered on 2007/11/06)
    中学生
    http://thezhukeeper.blogspot.com

    my fingers gonna break lols.

    Tue 2009/01/06 11:43:13 JST (ID #437669)
    reply to andra's comment
  • Omu
    Omu in レチウンド島、 スペイン (Registered on 2008/05/13)
    浦の引き篭り
    http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3219/haruhimemew.gif

    LOL, I believed it for a moment xd

    Tue 2009/01/06 12:18:49 JST (ID #437691)
    reply to Omu's comment
  • manga
    manga in Sydney (Registered on 2008/06/27)
    Student
    http://bk201.wordpress.com/

    omg i believed it until i read the comments.

    lol sudoku killer

    Tue 2009/01/06 12:41:49 JST (ID #437705)
    reply to manga's comment
  • Roddy
    Roddy in currently in Lisbon-Portugal (Registered on 2008/04/14)
    graduate studant (TV & Cinema )

    Nah! i thing a text can be written much faster with a keyboard....
    i love mac products, but i don't the "wheel" is gonna work!

    Tue 2009/01/06 12:47:27 JST (ID #437710)
    reply to Roddy's comment
  • Ninja Poe Bear
    Ninja Poe Bear in California (Registered on 2008/07/10)
    Studio Bleach founder/owner
    http://myspace.com/studiobleach

    Forget the "Sudoku Killer" bit... You guys need to ponder what it would be like to play first person shooters, MMORPGs, and even fighting games on a computer like that. XD

    Tue 2009/01/06 12:50:30 JST (ID #437713)
    reply to Ninja Poe Bear's comment
    • xyanide
      xyanide in The Netherlands (Registered on 2008/09/21)
      Audio Engineer
      http://www.otakusdream.org

      Since when does mac have games worth playing.

      Tue 2009/01/06 13:08:04 JST (ID #437726)
      reply to xyanide's comment
      • Ninja Poe Bear
        Ninja Poe Bear in California (Registered on 2008/07/10)
        Studio Bleach founder/owner
        http://myspace.com/studiobleach

        Wanna know when? Try the moment the companies were not bias and put the same games for both Mac and PC. Then again, I go way back to the Commodore 64 days, as well as the days I had to make text-based games for a class.

        So even then, before there was Mac, Apple had games worth playing.

        Then again, xyanide, I could as easily asked you when will Microsoft put out a version of Windows that is worth using. So consider that. ;)

        Tue 2009/01/06 23:27:10 JST (ID #438190)
        reply to Ninja Poe Bear's comment
  • xyanide
    xyanide in The Netherlands (Registered on 2008/09/21)
    Audio Engineer
    http://www.otakusdream.org

    I actually believed it for a moment haha until he went to demonstrate browsing files and went "Anything you want to do is just a few hundred clicks away".

    Tue 2009/01/06 13:12:44 JST (ID #437728)
    reply to xyanide's comment
    • Ninja Poe Bear
      Ninja Poe Bear in California (Registered on 2008/07/10)
      Studio Bleach founder/owner
      http://myspace.com/studiobleach

      It's honestly hard to believe it. Then again, The Onion also said that there is evidence that God is bipolar.

      Tue 2009/01/06 23:28:03 JST (ID #438192)
      reply to Ninja Poe Bear's comment
  • berNERD
    berNERD in Iloilo, Philippines (Registered on 2007/01/18)
    Aspiring Photographer
    http://bernerd.multiply.com

    HAHAHA!! i can't stop ROFL. "and repeat this process for each new letter" at 58sec. hahaha. 45 mins to write an email. hahaha

    Tue 2009/01/06 13:22:39 JST (ID #437736)
    reply to berNERD's comment
  • vuna
    vuna (Registered on 2008/10/03)
    student

    i dont know... seems nice but, it looks too slow to type in the wheel for me

    Tue 2009/01/06 13:22:59 JST (ID #437737)
    reply to vuna's comment
  • Shockerz
    Shockerz in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia (Registered on 2008/10/12)
    Student
    http://shockerz.wordpress.com/

    I don't think that I'm gonna buy MacBook Wheel since you need such a long time to type a messages to a friend. I will be sticking to my keyboard since I can type much faster than wheeling around.

    Tue 2009/01/06 13:53:24 JST (ID #437755)
    reply to Shockerz's comment
  • Harts
    Harts in Estonia (Registered on 2008/06/02)
    Student

    Do not want, can't use console with a wheel, can you...

    Tue 2009/01/06 14:27:15 JST (ID #437779)
    reply to Harts's comment
  • kyou_fan
    kyou_fan in Guernsey, Channel Islands, UK (Registered on 2008/10/10)
    Accountant

    LOL funny stuff.

    But at least we will get to see the real updates today :o) Shame no Steve for the Keynote, but think Phil will do an OK job of it all.

    Tue 2009/01/06 14:52:47 JST (ID #437800)
    reply to kyou_fan's comment
  • Sabekuji Kaneda
    Sabekuji Kaneda in Parañaque, Philippines (Registered on 2008/06/21)
    Mechanical Engineering student
    http://sabekujikaneda.multiply.com/

    At first I was like "Is this for real??"

    Then I saw the onion... O_o

    Tue 2009/01/06 15:05:56 JST (ID #437819)
    reply to Sabekuji Kaneda's comment
  • Striket
    Striket in Singapore (Registered on 2008/05/13)
    Gamer, Lecturer, Graphic Designer
    http://striket.blogspot.com/

    Ye got me..ahahahaha!

    Tue 2009/01/06 15:16:13 JST (ID #437836)
    reply to Striket's comment
  • Asperger's Anime Blogger
    Asperger's Anime Blogger in Sydney, Australia (Registered on 2008/09/24)
    Writer, Illustrator, Collector, and Geek Philosopher
    http://aspergers.dasaku.net/

    Argh it ate my comment...

    You know there is a book called Patently Absurd... about all these patented inventions for really random uses.

    Tue 2009/01/06 15:26:16 JST (ID #437844)
    reply to Asperger's Anime Blogger's comment
  • duffman
    duffman in the Urban Jungle that is Manila(PH)~ (Registered on 2007/10/30)
    Daigakusei [Consular and Diplomatic Affairs]
    http://dixinfernal.wordpress.com

    LOL!! ^^
    no keyboard~ hahaha

    Tue 2009/01/06 15:27:52 JST (ID #437847)
    reply to duffman's comment
  • miku2
    miku2 in vocaloid world (Registered on 2008/12/30)

    macbook whell = super big ipod

    Tue 2009/01/06 15:30:01 JST (ID #437850)
    reply to miku2's comment
  • Arekusu
    Arekusu in The Lost Woods (Registered on 2006/12/31)
    Video Game Design Student / Monster Hunter

    That...is the STUPIDEST thing I have ever heard of! I mean, I can type pretty fast, and thus typing things like essays don't take that long. Now imagine trying to type a 10,000 word essay, by having to select each letter at a time. What were they thinking?

    Tue 2009/01/06 16:11:23 JST (ID #437880)
    reply to Arekusu's comment
    • Arekusu
      Arekusu in The Lost Woods (Registered on 2006/12/31)
      Video Game Design Student / Monster Hunter

      Ooops, did I just get fooled into something fake? xP

      Tue 2009/01/06 16:12:58 JST (ID #437882)
      reply to Arekusu's comment
      • Ninja Poe Bear
        Ninja Poe Bear in California (Registered on 2008/07/10)
        Studio Bleach founder/owner
        http://myspace.com/studiobleach

        Yes. Yes you did. :3

        Now you must text me a 10,000 word essay on what you have learned while using a standard cellphone. And not the type that has a built in keyboard somewhere on it. I want to be from the type that has you press it numerous times just to get to the letter. And no typos! X3

        Tue 2009/01/06 23:31:33 JST (ID #438196)
        reply to Ninja Poe Bear's comment
  • dimsumdave
    dimsumdave in philippines (Registered on 2008/11/19)

    for a moment i thought this was real but when the laptop appeared it looked really stupid but it works LOL! it really works. seriously i'd rather stick to toshiba, hp etc. if Steve Jobs would release this kind of laptop

    Tue 2009/01/06 16:19:09 JST (ID #437888)
    reply to dimsumdave's comment
  • Digital
    Digital in Birmingham, UK (Registered on 2008/08/18)
    http://digi47.deviantart.com/

    LOL that was such a funny watch, read some of the "predictive sentence technology" stuff it frikkin hilarious "the aardvark asked for an aardvark" "the ass brayed the moon"
    An then the guy goes "everything is just a few 100 clicks away"

    Sodoku killer!

    Tue 2009/01/06 16:31:25 JST (ID #437894)
    reply to Digital's comment
  • Koji98
    Koji98 in Arlington, Texas (Registered on 2007/11/04)
    Your local Otaku Cashier.

    I've always hated the wheel on the iPod, but replacing a keyboard for one? God no.

    Tue 2009/01/06 16:39:02 JST (ID #437898)
    reply to Koji98's comment
    • xdx
      xdx in Singapore (Registered on 2008/02/16)
      conscript

      how about an iPod with a keyboard?

      Mon 2009/01/26 21:02:12 JST (ID #463428)
      reply to xdx's comment
  • Jollepoker
    Jollepoker in Sweden (Registered on 2008/01/08)
    Nandeyane~
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Jollepoker

    The mac is only good for music, they just confirmed it. Seriously, will this thing even have a bigger hard drive than an Ipod?

    Tue 2009/01/06 16:49:18 JST (ID #437907)
    reply to Jollepoker's comment
  • cactaur
    cactaur in despair (Registered on 2008/01/13)

    blah, who would want this? you have to mark every single letter in the way the get to your letter... talk about useless... it seems some ppl will buy anything as long as it has the mac logo on it, even if it's pure crap...

    Tue 2009/01/06 17:08:45 JST (ID #437930)
    reply to cactaur's comment
  • bis2501
    bis2501 in England (Registered on 2007/08/25)
    Engineer / Student
    http://www.takotech.net/mshp/

    Its either a super-thin macbook or a giant ipod! ^_^

    Tue 2009/01/06 17:13:25 JST (ID #437936)
    reply to bis2501's comment
  • Minaru Chou
    Minaru Chou in Philippines (Registered on 2008/09/25)
    Programmer Trainee
    http://jointsareokay.blogspot.com

    LOL

    I had a funny feeling it was fake.

    I was bothered by "a few hundred clicks away"

    XD

    Good one!

    Tue 2009/01/06 17:37:16 JST (ID #437955)
    reply to Minaru Chou's comment
  • litokid
    litokid in Toronto, Canada (Registered on 2007/11/25)
    university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
    http://www.vimeo.com/longhim

    This was a hilarious ruse. All those little details and pokes at Apple make it priceless...and likely fooled a fair number of people.

    To some of the people above, though: I'm both a Mac and PC user, but neither of that matters here. It's a funny satirical joke.

    Tue 2009/01/06 19:39:12 JST (ID #438048)
    reply to litokid's comment
  • Smithy
    Smithy in Neo-Venezia (Registered on 2008/05/20)
    ~Undine~
    http://bluebluewave.wordpress.com

    Had me fooled there for a sec. ^^;;

    Well made though! This must have cost quite a bit to make.

    Tue 2009/01/06 20:03:01 JST (ID #438059)
    reply to Smithy's comment
  • Sauronu
    Sauronu in Bulgaria (Registered on 2007/01/15)
    Programmer
    http://www.otakulinks.com

    especially do not want :D

    Tue 2009/01/06 20:32:30 JST (ID #438073)
    reply to Sauronu's comment
  • Okita
    Okita in Germany (Registered on 2008/10/28)
    Student & Game Designer
    http://www.artificialzeromedia.com/

    "just scroll to the letter you need" - that made me laugh so loud =DD

    "it couldn't be easier" =DD

    Tue 2009/01/06 20:38:17 JST (ID #438075)
    reply to Okita's comment
  • Freedom Gundam
    Freedom Gundam in United Kingdom (Registered on 2008/02/03)
    College Student

    "people use computer for ACTUAL work and not just dicking around"

    They think that this will actually change the keyboard? It will take you hours to type and only people who want to show off in the middle of starbucks will use them...

    Tue 2009/01/06 21:07:08 JST (ID #438100)
    reply to Freedom Gundam's comment
    • Freedom Gundam
      Freedom Gundam in United Kingdom (Registered on 2008/02/03)
      College Student

      just heard summit else funny too.

      I WILL BUY ANYTHING FROM APPLE THATS SHINEY!

      haha hillarious...

      Tue 2009/01/06 21:13:43 JST (ID #438105)
      reply to Freedom Gundam's comment
  • Gibson
    Gibson in California (Registered on 2007/05/27)
    Student artist
    http://www.requestview.wordpress.com

    Sidoku killer lol

    Tue 2009/01/06 21:36:16 JST (ID #438116)
    reply to Gibson's comment
  • Zim
    Zim in San Diego,CA (Registered on 2008/08/25)
    Lost & Bewildered

    I have enough trouble spelling correctly on the kb. How is it on spell check? I'm dyslexic in spelling phonically. I tried learning another language so I could at least spell correctly in some language, but alas, it has proven to be less than optimal.

    Tue 2009/01/06 21:44:03 JST (ID #438127)
    reply to Zim's comment
  • Ryurey
    Ryurey in Canada (Registered on 2009/01/02)
    Student/ musician

    The line "Everything is just a few hundred clicks away" gave it away :P
    Another awesome piece by Onion News!
    This thing looked like a giant Ipod Nano o.O
    Good little prank :P

    Tue 2009/01/06 22:07:42 JST (ID #438145)
    reply to Ryurey's comment
  • lion1116
    lion1116 in Vancouver, Canada (Registered on 2008/10/03)
    Comp. Eng. Student

    45 mins to write an email, but the humming bird battery lasts 19mins? ummmm.!
    it's neat but stupid o:

    Tue 2009/01/06 22:11:55 JST (ID #438149)
    reply to lion1116's comment
  • Denki-koiji.
    Denki-koiji. in ピエール、サウスダコタ (Registered on 2007/12/05)
    anime, programmer, gfx designer, illustrator ^^
    http://denkikoiji.com

    lol major stupidity a wheel in place of a keyboard .....i mean just writing what i just wrote right her on that would take more than 40 minutes and the battery would go dead 19 minutes into writing it lol.....really what i want is to remove the keyboard and the body and pretty much remove the whole laptop and put it in a hand held that has all the option as the regular laptop have it the size of the cd drive but it will be twice as big so you have the usb support and make it run off of sunlight ^^ now in stead of the screen make it a hologram touch screen, hd say 3200 x 2100 minimum to 800 x 600 ^^ now that would be something i would love ^^

    Tue 2009/01/06 23:31:54 JST (ID #438197)
    reply to Denki-koiji.'s comment
  • Ed Gomez
    Ed Gomez in Perris, CA (Registered on 2007/03/01)
    Art Production Manager, Computer/Graphic Design Tutor
    http://www.studioartmix.com/cosplay

    Is Apple serious?!! This has to be a bad joke? Yeah, it's a joke right? It's gotta be...

    Wed 2009/01/07 00:29:30 JST (ID #438240)
    reply to Ed Gomez's comment
  • Salt
    Salt in Canaduh - Cube-ec (Registered on 2008/12/31)
    ♦College Student♦

    Good thing it's fake. *I* don't know anyone that would want that, I mean.. it looks like a giant Ipod. I'd rather have a keyboard especially when my brain has pretty much already memorized what letters are where.

    Wed 2009/01/07 00:30:52 JST (ID #438242)
    reply to Salt's comment
  • DualSoul
    DualSoul in Ontario, Canada (Registered on 2007/10/11)
    Associate Network Administrator

    I actually like typing on the keyboard. It gives me the semblance of productivity. If this were real, I'm sure 'Applelites' would be all over it regardless of practical functionality.

    Wed 2009/01/07 01:57:50 JST (ID #438310)
    reply to DualSoul's comment
  • Gundam00
    Gundam00 in somewhere in space (Registered on 2008/04/26)
    MS pilot

    man i totally got scammed...damn onion network and their realistic clips

    Wed 2009/01/07 02:25:55 JST (ID #438332)
    reply to Gundam00's comment
  • Rin
    Rin in Toronto (Registered on 2008/01/04)
    Student Otaku (ITM Student) and ACG NA Staff
    http://koiaichaku.com/

    How you type on that thing...a macbook which you can't type...great...

    Wed 2009/01/07 04:19:47 JST (ID #438435)
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  • kona.kona
    kona.kona in Singapore (Registered on 2008/10/15)
    Student
    http://konadora.wordpress.com

    Onion can make the craziest news. Pretty innovative this time round though ^^ although typing would be a pain.

    Wed 2009/01/07 04:32:47 JST (ID #438459)
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  • I like Mac, but I dont like the iPod, so no.

    Wed 2009/01/07 07:43:21 JST (ID #438708)
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  • garturo62
    garturo62 in Arizona (Registered on 2008/12/23)
    none

    This laptop makes it harder to type.

    Wed 2009/01/07 09:18:29 JST (ID #438852)
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  • OMGbutteredtoast
    OMGbutteredtoast in pensacola, FL, USA (Registered on 2009/01/04)
    student/ legal assistant/ otaku/ worshipper of dc.com

    hey, thats magic!

    Wed 2009/01/07 14:10:15 JST (ID #439104)
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  • silentkey
    silentkey in Singapore (Registered on 2008/01/24)
    Student, Uncle & hopfully a good husband..

    That's so not gonna...be popular...

    Wed 2009/01/07 16:40:52 JST (ID #439183)
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  • amasero
    amasero in USA, Maryland (Registered on 2008/05/13)
    anime junky :3
    http://www.youtube.com/ThisGuyJohn

    this would've been the single most retarded thing to ever come out from them. too bad it's not real, i would've loved to see more sheep buy and brag about this so i could rofl.

    Wed 2009/01/07 21:08:41 JST (ID #439412)
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  • E
    E (Registered on 2008/11/05)
    Cleaner

    Sorry, Macbook Wheel sucks d0nk3y b@llz with lemmons.

    Thu 2009/01/08 00:31:29 JST (ID #439584)
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  • Nino
    Nino in Chicago ^^, USA (Registered on 2008/12/26)
    Student.
    http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/profile/Yuusuke-kun/

    Onion ftw

    Thu 2009/01/08 04:04:10 JST (ID #439785)
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  • Kinoshinta
    Kinoshinta in New Mexico, USA (Registered on 2008/09/01)
    College Student

    no keyboard = lack of the ability to play mmos, h-games, and regular games

    Fri 2009/01/09 09:48:16 JST (ID #441496)
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  • GreenVirus
    GreenVirus in C:Windows (Registered on 2009/01/21)
    Student / Wannabe Artist
    http://tsundereworks.wordpress.com

    macbook wheel sux yankee balls...

    lol, "and repeat this process for the rest of the other letters!" "hummingbird battery only 19 mins!" "unbreakable, unless you drop it!" "screen goes black after 4 seconds!"

    wow, and the price tag for the 4GB is 10K... crazy stuff there.

    a first-class joke!

    i would really hate to have my keyboard replaced... i hate software that guesses what you're trying to type...

    Thu 2009/01/22 09:22:10 JST (ID #457467)
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  • Hoshizora - DreamtheFuture
    Hoshizora - DreamtheFuture in San Francisco and Shibuya! (Registered on 2009/01/11)
    Future Pioneer and a Dreamer

    must be extremely difficult to type

    Sun 2009/01/25 14:30:12 JST (ID #461776)
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  • xdx
    xdx in Singapore (Registered on 2008/02/16)
    conscript

    lol.. too bad this "News report" didn't show users playing games on this macbook wheel.. i can't quite imagine someone playing like say, a fps on it..

    Mon 2009/01/26 20:54:23 JST (ID #463424)
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  • Spoonz
    Spoonz in Liverpool, England (Registered on 2009/01/29)
    Sony Games Tester

    lmao... i started watching it with beleif until the guy started using it to type... "I'll buy anything if it's shiny and made by Apple" haha genius

    Tue 2009/02/03 05:01:54 JST (ID #472515)
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  • gabie
    gabie (Registered on 2009/02/19)

    I love the email!

    Dear Robber, You wont believe where I am# I)m at the Mac Expo aend I am USING thep colic new Macwheel laptop. I’ll BET YOU ARE JEAlouz

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

    Thu 2009/02/19 22:17:48 JST (ID #495667)
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  • yamada
    yamada in Belait District, Brunei Darussalam (Registered on 2009/02/04)
    studying comp studies, planning to look for part time job
    http://bruneian-otaku.blogspot.com

    which Macbook is better Danny?

    Wed 2009/02/25 12:36:43 JST (ID #501766)
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  • jibajaba
    jibajaba in glasgow (Registered on 2009/03/01)
    website
    http://www.jiba-jaba.com

    Whoa…this is definitely revolutionary but I’m not sure if it’ll catch on. Ditching the keyboard could be a great space saver and make for ultra light portable laptops but I’m not sure the additional “100 clicks” is worth the loss of a laptops primary source of input (the trusty keyboard). The keyboard is tried and tested and I dont think its time to lose it. Like another poster mentioned, maybe its best to introduce a smaller “Wheel” alongside the regular keyboard and break us all in gently.

    http://www.jiba-jaba.com
    – The Home of Public Microblogging

    Sun 2009/03/01 13:42:15 JST (ID #505993)
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  • phan
    phan in indonesia (Registered on 2009/01/02)
    student
    http://coolanime-music.blogspot.com/

    gonna text a word till morning if using that thing wkwkkw

    Tue 2009/03/03 19:12:23 JST (ID #507688)
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  • StuperRicco
    StuperRicco in Montreal, Canuck-ville (aka Canada) (Registered on 2008/07/01)
    buffer

    LOL

    Pretty cool, even though the article is a joke.

    Sat 2009/04/11 00:14:19 JST (ID #558017)
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  • shalala
    shalala in london (Registered on 2009/01/29)
    For 8 weeks im a NEET

    My thats is the FUTURE.

    Sun 2009/04/19 00:50:48 JST (ID #569578)
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  • Argyle
    Argyle in Toronto, Canada (Registered on 2008/12/23)
    Otaku Programmer/Gamer/Artist/Photographer
    http://argylebolivar.wordpress.com

    hahah my teacher just said "Its a Joke" LOL but WHAT!!!??!?! You have to fricking scroll for each LETTER!?!?!?! THAT SOO MUCH HARDER!!! T___T im not getting thing ~__~

    Mon 2009/04/20 19:01:19 JST (ID #572073)
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  • biscuit
    biscuit in under the table (Registered on 2007/11/13)
    looter D:

    I almost fell for it lol

    Thu 2009/08/13 21:53:24 JST (ID #700675)
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