USB Bra Warmer
For those of you who prefer your oppai nice n warm while sitting in front of the computer - a USB Bra warmer. More pics at Impress. Retails for 1,980 yen. Any takers?
Next up will be a USB Dolphin warmer? Hmmmm. Now there is an idea. They would make the dolphin warmer compatible with eroge.
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Mechanical Engineering student
http://sabekujikaneda.multiply.com/
What if there was a malfunction and the product overheats and burns? *dramatic music plays* O_o
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
http://urisblog.morbid-sore.de/
Be ready with a bucket of water and humbly accept her gratefulness afterwards. Be sure to carfully tend her breasts with cooling burn oinment afterwards...
Damn, I getting myself a bonar Oo
流浪人
What if your bucket of water shorts the bra, and causes even more damage? ^^;
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
http://urisblog.morbid-sore.de/
More burn oinment :P
Electrical Engineer
Well in that case you can use the USB Fire Extinguisher
Industrial designer
http://www.designplus.com.mx
hahahaha that's a good one
Figurine Enthusiast, Uni Student
warm milk anyone??? =P
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
I would like a cuppa~~~~
Otaku / Student in Networking
http://hayasaki-kun.blogspot.com/
LOL
こうこうせい
http://stickymochi.blogspot.com
LOL here too xD
Graphic Designer
me me i can use some!! XD
NEET part-time - Technical Support Officer - Network security engineer
http://burugureibi.blogspot.com/
put a vibration function into it and we can all have milkshakes
Student
No, you will end up with butter. :D
No more NEET, enineering student now...g
http://saiseki.blogsome.com/
Would work well as a birthday present ^^;; Can already imagine all kind of uses people will do with it...
Student, Bioresearch Assistant, WAVE VP Communications
http://gndynames.wordpress.com
It'll either turn out really well or really poorly, I'm willing to try ^^
College student, Mech programmer and striving photographer.
http://moeforme.blogspot.com
I'd buy it to keep my stomach warm instead of the oppai lol. As for dolphin warmers? I'd buy that! Its better than having a cold dolphin. ~_^V
IT-Architect, SysAdmin, WebDesign and Coding, Virtualization (VMware + NetApp)
http://www.milkdrop.de/
Somehow that is just scary to me and my oppais, they don't want.
And on a sidenote, i can't recall when i last had cold ones... lol... my hands, feet and ears suffer more from cold then anything else. o_o
Graphic Designer
good to know XD
Close-protection officer/Martial artist
My last girlfriend constantly complained of cold oppai. This product makes sense to me.
Delivery Driver | Semi-student
http://www.soulfringe.com/
i still have my own idea for a warmer. I should try to patent it someday. =D (assuming nobody else has thought of it yet)
Soon-to-be ex-NEET
http://www.virtualinfusion.net/index.php
You know Danny, I don't think a dolphin warmer would be such a good idea, at least if you still want to produce offspring sometime, hah.
mouse clicker, button presser
Now what happens if you get up quickly while forgetting it's plugged in? Rip your clothes off or knock over your computer?
Dog of the Country
USB tenga? or one that goes with wii?
Student
http://www.lonelyguy0.blogspot.com/
lol hope it doesn't short circuit or else you will fry your dolphin.
Graphic Designer
ROFLMAO
流浪人
"one that goes with wii"
Does it have a motion sensor? Would it be joined to the main remote like the Wii nunchuck? ^^;
a guy who cares (sort of...)
Oppai warmer - great idea !! Dolphin warmer... not a great idea. Heat is bad for our little soldiers -_-;.
Passerby
http://jitokun.wordpress.com/
Haha. Quite true. Maybe a cooler would be a better idea for this case. ^^
Student
http://web.mit.edu/anime/www/index.shtml
Oh yeah I remember learning that things like speedos can cause bad soldiers cuz it doesn't give the dolphin its proper space and warmth.
Self Employee NEET
http://www.nekoroid.com
Woaaaah, another invention! Hahahaha...
http://animaticfigmation.com/
Can't say this makes much sense, but I'm sure there's a market for this somewhere out there.
Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
http://meimi132.wordpress.com/
I've never had any cold-oppai troubles frankly... They've always been a decent temperature. I just have vampire hands is all lol.
Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
http://meimi132.wordpress.com/
And also... only a pad for one boob? Wouldn't there be a pair...since its oppai.... One for a dolphin fine, but.....eh nvm...
Graphic Designer
i think it has one for each O_O
Office Administrator
http://aquilla429.co.uk
I wouldn't use one. My6 hands, my feet, my ears, they get cold but I've never had a problem with my bewbs being cold.
Student
Hot milk is always preferred.
Student, Freelance Artist
http://rhythmemotion.net
o_o
But there's only one pad... aie. Is it to warm up one oppai at a time? D;
Student
i think you'll need to get 2 of it.. :P
Student
Probably not very practical..
Mad scientist
A funny idea but I honestly fail to see the need for it. The oppai is fairly close to the heart meaning it has no problem getting enough warm blood to keep them warm. If you are so cold that you need to warm up something at that position, then I would really recommend something that gives more than 2,5W (or in this case, 2*2,5W).
I can imagine a cheaper way to warm up the oppai, but it's not working if you are alone. I consider myself a nice person so I will offer my help to women in need ^^
Technical Account Manager
http://howdoyoufigure.wordpress.com
This plus the USB-powered Trance Vibrator from Rez...........
...WIN!
Limousine Driver
They make stuff like this foe the passenger seat (behind the driver) on a motorcycle. You place the mound shaped vibe under the seat covering in the the most strategic position possible and control it with a small box on the handle bars. A friend of mine secretly put one on his bike and now his girlfriend wants to ride with him all the time. The only problem he has found is that after a long ride all his girlfriend wants to do is sleep!
Technical Account Manager
http://howdoyoufigure.wordpress.com
Citroen (or was it Peugeot?) has an optional safety feature in their cars for keeping you from going off the road. There are sensors that detect where the road markings are and vibrates the seat if you cross over them.
...There's also an aftermarket version that you can for any make of car.
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
http://urisblog.morbid-sore.de/
Another reason to get yourself a bike, amirite? :P
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
http://puppy52art.com/
man it's already uncomfortable enough to be wearing bras and they come up with extra pieces to put under the bra? :P and what if it catches fire? or you forget and stand up and the laptop crashes onto the floor? o_o
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
LoL @ the last part XD I can really see that happen!
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim
Second that. o_O Didn't even think of that until chun mentioned it. I trip over my headphone cords all the time, so it's very plausible.
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
http://urisblog.morbid-sore.de/
Well, should something like that happen to you I am willing to carefully treat your injured bosom with burn ointment until they get better.
No, there is no need to thank me for this selfless act of charity.
Student
http://burningland.deviantart.com/
*facepalm* Oh god. I dont think the GF would use this. Maybe take it and put it in her socks so her feet stay warm but not in her oppai. They're actually the warmest part of her body besides other unmentionable places *wink*. Anyway's A doplhin warmer... Un, noval concept but not for my dolphin. I'd take a USB back scratcher, though.
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
http://urisblog.morbid-sore.de/
USB back scratcher? I'm sensing a market niche here. How about we two team up and make business?
Limousine Driver
What is really funny is it looks like the makers of this product are suggesting that its use will also improve bust size through increased blood circulation. I love the advertising industry!
student
http://www.gunpla-inochi.com
That actually looks quite useful! I've heard some of my friends complaining about their breast getting cold in the winter >_>
Mad scientist
Sounds dangerous while skiing. Imagine getting injured because you bump into "hardened pupils" XD
College Freshmen
That would be really awkward if I saw someone using it. Seems like a really dumb idea since you could just wear sweaters.
Your local Otaku Cashier.
I don't think any girl that I know would use one. Seems more in the line of "random USB gadgets that serve no real purpose except to waste a USB port."
Student
http://web.mit.edu/anime/www/index.shtml
Ah, I wish i had that while skiing today (´ω｀)/
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
How would you plug it in? Carry a laptop around whilst skiing? ^^;
Or use this I guess: http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/383/Power+Bracelet.html
Mad scientist
err... you do know that a USB cable can't be more than 5 meters, right?
If you want some battery powered heating, then I guess I could come up with something a bit more clever, like battery+simple high pwer resistors. It would be fairly easy to build something that could give even more heat and it would likely even be cheaper.
However I think it would be a good idea to have a temperature sensor to automatically switch off the heat if it becomes too hot on the inside. It shouldn't be that hard to design either. Maybe I will actually do this and add heating to my boots. I could use that once in a while ^^
The real question is: what about the battery? I wonder how much power there is in standard rechargable 9V batteries.
Technical Account Manager
http://howdoyoufigure.wordpress.com
I think it's 5 meters for data integrity. For power, I'm sure longer would still be within tolerance. Unless, of course, these also double as a web cam. I've heard of upskirt shots, but that's just rediculous...
Scientist, unemployed.
http://fmphoenixhawk.livejournal.com
The power usage is not much farther. USB really isn't designed for long distance, power or data. Which is kind of odd.
Technical Account Manager
http://howdoyoufigure.wordpress.com
Hmm... Well, 5 meters is around 16 feet, so it could easily feed into some sort of portable power source... :)
Mad scientist
Yeah... People can just pull a sled containing a portable generator. Now that would look funny XD
I guess solar power would be more realistic, but the problem is that you really need the heat after sunset.
Besides my original point is that USB has too little power (2,5W). I think heating may need way more power so the whole USB concept is doomed.
Student & Game Designer
http://www.artificialzeromedia.com/
you dont need to waste electricity, just ask me to warm 'em =D
ダメ人間, ひきこもり
so this is why they invented those menbra -__-
浦の引き篭り
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3219/haruhimemew.gif
If anyone needs one but doesn't want to buy the warmer, I offer myself to warm her oppai :3~~
Student
Dolphin warmers is a scary thought. A USB bra warmer overheats, and it's not the end of the world. A Dolhpin warmer overheats... *shudder*
???Confused???
Heat is not good for the dolphin anyway and I think a warm/hot shower would do the trick to warm things up...
Engineer by weekdays, Hikki by weekends
http://ejump.wordpress.com/
in before reheating oppai manjuu with it
王オタク ｘ 天才様
http://www.zakarius.com/
If your oppai are cold, imagine how cold your hands and feet would be!
Technical Account Manager
http://howdoyoufigure.wordpress.com
It looks like two come in the package, each with it's own USB cable. I think a multi port hub would be required if you wanted to use them both. I smell opportunity to create a USB2.0 bra hub. That way, you could even attach other useful devices, like portable hard drives.
三年せいとオタク
Hmm a dolphin warmer would come in handy in the winter. Just as long as it doesnt short circuit that is.
anime/cosplay events organizer
http://www.cosplay.ph
Japan = Innovation
Student
http://shockerz.wordpress.com/
Cool little gadget for those who complaining about their cold oppai in the winter.
大学生
http://justaskeikaku.net23.net
A bit pricy!
Student
http://shockerz.wordpress.com/
Cool little gadget for those who complaining about their cold oppai in the winter.
I have something cheaper & more useful to warm them: my hands.
Student
http://mizunoyuutsu.wordpress.com/
well said. :D
Student!
http://zh3us.wordpress.com/
i dun think heat works well with dolphins. Their baby tadpoles die X_X
wonder how hot will they get?
Student
I don't need it. Only parts that cold right now is hands and feet.
Student
http://mizunoyuutsu.wordpress.com/
wow. just wow.
<insert another "only in Japan" joke>
Student
Nice. Now ero-tech is that much closer to perfection!~
Drug testing
Sure would be helpful for my feet too! XD
student/ legal assistant/ otaku/ worshipper of dc.com
hey, that seems nifty
Software Engineer
Wouldn't the fat in that area melt if it overheats LOL
Graphic designer
Hm, I like my oppai cold actually... I'll ask for hands when I want them warm.
Maybe the usb cord thingy will catch fire when there is too much heat! and then... *shivers*
Writer, Illustrator, Collector, and Geek Philosopher
http://aspergers.dasaku.net/
UselessB Oppai Warmer is more like it. There's no guarantee it won't malfunction like you guys have said, and I don't know if you can sett the temperature...
Student / Wannabe Artist
http://tsundereworks.wordpress.com
wow, crazy tech! what if it short circuits? what if you forget and stand up? knock your computer over...
a dolphin warmer is not a practical gadget... fry your balls by mistake and never have kids [again]
what about high-speed usb port? would that make the bra warmer?
student- university servant
chicks need a way to warm tatas too
College Student
i wouldn't give this to my gf or wife .
Designer
http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/
I've heard about USB coffee warmer, USB eye warmer. Now it's USB bra warmer. What's next, USB butt or dolphin-warmer? Frankly speaking, this is one of the most strange gadgets I wouldn't like to use... They are really weird.
Programmer
Toasted Buns. yum! (^_^)