The 100th Scenario
Thank you to member Tenrou for posting his 100th scenario. I'm thinking that all the scenarios can be made into a book or a film! Tenrou has been providing health material for the young strapping lads of DC since July 21st 2008.
Thanks again to Tenrou!
Original text from "The Scenario 100 - New Year's Party" by tenrou below.
You're attending a party for this New Year. Plenty of people are there--some you know, and some you don't. You've been sociable up to this point, but the noise and heat from all the people attending is starting to get to you.
Looking for a place to cool off and regain your sanity, you slip into a side room. It's the host's bedroom complete with a small sofa and bed. You take a seat on the sofa, and quickly drift off to sleep.
You awaken to the sound of someone softly calling your name. You open your eyes, and see the above scene on the bed before you.
"Hey, you're finally awake," she says. "It's almost midnight. I was wondering if you wanted to ring in the New Year with me."
She gives you a wink, and rolls over to make space for you on the bed.
What do you say? What do you do?
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The town drunk
"Sure... but can we celebrate the next few New Years in advance?"
Student, Motivated Future Hikikomori
Not rori, GET OUT!!!
Student, Motivated Future Hikikomori
Not rori, GET OUT!!!
Peon
got milk?
i do
Pilot
want milk XD
NEET part-time - Technical Support Officer - Network security engineer
http://burugureibi.blogspot.com/
"You have a bucket around?"
Student!
http://zh3us.wordpress.com/
"No bucket?" "hmmmmm, i think i'll use my mouth...."
LOL
security/3d graphic artist
http://www.kennethleishman.com/
sure.. get up on all fours.. that good.... stay right there.. i'll be back with a glass...i need some milk... :D
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
Oh yes, I'd ring your bell any day, especially on New Year's Day!
"That's not the only thing that'll be ringing!!!"
Media & Communications Student
I would space out haha ^^ Kinda like Fuko on clanned ^^
Jaina Solo Fan-boy! umm...Frozen food mangaer
http://jediwannabe24.wordpress.com/
I'll show you what sounds a cow makes.
E I E I O O O O O O!
Dirty Gentleman
http://cantstanzya.wordpress.com/
Milk her of course.
Civil Engineer, 토목 기사
make calves ^^
IT Student
http://naouak.hyperthese.net
"Why New Year ? Let's just Celebrate our reunion ! I kind of feel there is something between us. Maybe we can learn more about each other."
NEET part-time - Technical Support Officer - Network security engineer
http://burugureibi.blogspot.com/
"Moo~"
Student, otaku
Why not. I fell a bit lonely tonight. :)
university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
http://www.vimeo.com/longhim
Not much to say in this case. Is it not obvious? xP
And wow, how time flies. Triple-digits already...it wasn't that long ago when tenrou started posting scenarios. Heck, it wasn't even that long ago that we first got the member news uploader. This year Danny started getting his SAFS, the media exposure started to snowball...
Wow.
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
This is how tenrou has more Member News than me even though we registered around the same time ^^;
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
LOL my mistake, I registered 8 months before him XD
流浪人
^^;
Your local Otaku Cashier.
Then start your own news thing if you want more. Or, just go with the flow and post what you feel like and let everyone else do the news post things that way you don't have to.
Freelance Digital Production Artist
http://www.flickr.com/photos/victor_lee/sets/
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/
AkeOme everyone.
Scientist, unemployed.
http://fmphoenixhawk.livejournal.com
"Let's celebrate!"
College Freshmen
I think it's a dream and punch myself so hard I knock myself out and miss my chance.
pervert
seeing her like makes me think she might have just finished with someone else
Mad scientist
I was actually thinking something like this earlier today ^^
However I would never do it with a stranger. She would have to be my girlfriend/wife. My vision today contained only two people and nobody else in the house. I find the whole concept of doing something like that when other people are around quite disturbing.
???Confused???
"would you like something to drink...mil...champagne?"
browsing the nets
http://otakuposts.blogspot.com/
great! i'm so drunk i'm seeing naked cows before me!
Figurine Enthusiast, Uni Student
"Sure! Happy Moooooo Year" ^^
王オタク ｘ 天才様
http://www.zakarius.com/
This gives a whole new meaning to the term "cow-girl" XD
Nekophilia
Now I know I'm gonna have a prosperous year 2009~ Such an awesome dream..
NEET
2009 is going to be a milky year ^^ and Yes, I'm going all out and 'ring' the bell as HARD as possible~
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
Congraz~~~ on 100th Scenario resries ^_^
thousand master II, Internet Learner, Auto didacta
http://pipopaz.wordpress.com/
what better way to start the year of the ox with you! thx and congrats on your 100th scenario!!
College Student
http://nategreene.wordpress.com/
Several things come to mind:
Think to myself: "i'm going to seize this opportunity and milk it for all its worth!"
"I'm lactose intolerant"
"Are you skim or 2%?"
I'm definitely gonna count cow-nt this as a blessing.
Tomorrow morning I'm gonna wake up in a happy mooo-d.
Otaku Security Guard
"What udder madness! But you do seem to be the cream of the crop, and since you went to such trouble and moooved your dairy-aire over, I butter come and have a drink. I'm sorry, was that too cheesy? I think I milked the situation a bit much."
College Student
http://bayonette.multiply.com
Nosebleed! Thinking myself: "At least it's not a male ox... He'll kill me to death!"
Student!
http://zh3us.wordpress.com/
X_X!! lols
Overman
http://myplasticmoustache.blogspot.com/
100 scenarios. Don't get writer's block on us Tenrou!
Now how to not make my answer sleazy...?
"Full cream, just the way I like it".
"Let's welcome the New Year with a bang!"
...Fail...
Technical Account Manager
http://howdoyoufigure.wordpress.com
That reminds me of something I saw on Failblog... http://failblog.org/2008/12/10/online-dating-fail/
Technical Account Manager
http://howdoyoufigure.wordpress.com
"All you need in life is more cowbell!"
"Dirty Deeds, done with... sheep...?"
Student
http://shockerz.wordpress.com/
Hell yeah!~ Let's get on with it
浦の引き篭り
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3219/haruhimemew.gif
"Ok, how about milking each other?" :D
Student
http://sanguinerose.wordpress.com/
A really happy new year is ahead of me. >_<
Congratz on your 100th scenario tenrou.
High School Student
Thoughts: *It maybe a trap, it's never wise to sleep at a party.*
Then I would slowly move towards her and the bed while being cautious.
Btw, congratulation on the 100th Scenario. Right at New Years too. ^_^
Passerby
http://jitokun.wordpress.com/
"I will ring u for the whole year." ^^
This is my first comment for the scenario series and it's already the 100th post. ^^;
Student
"Those two girls downstairs just weren't enough."
Dyslexic Social Studies student, struggling gundam modeler and gamer
Okay, let's make some fireworks! XD With milk by the side nyaha
A Real RocknRolla
nothing....to f. up on booze XD
Student, Illustrator
http://raydiant.deviantart.com
"Why are you dressed like a cow?"
Lurker, and part time super-villian.
http://burfordus.wordpress.com
"Geronimo!....By the way, marry me!"
College Student
I'd love to ring her bells, if you know what I mean.
Mechanical Engineering student
http://sabekujikaneda.multiply.com/
Thank God I'm a Horse! Lucky lucky me! XD (Chinese Zodiac thing for those who don't get it)
Student
http://www.japanator.com
Like someone mentioned this earlier today or maybe yesterday "Got Moo?" XD
http://animaticfigmation.com/
I kindly turn her down and tell her I'm lactose intolerant. Though it would be a lie.
Student
I would like some milk
Ork Warlord
I`ll ring all you want for you!!
Congrats for you 100th scenario, you have great imagination, Tenrou!
Student
*nosebleed*
.NET/Web Developer
http://scrumptious.animeblogger.net
It's clear to me that you've played too much dating sims. hahahah! Scenarios like these are exactly the type I'd expect from those games. LOL.
student
Whoah, a cow-girl?! No thanks babe, bestiality isn't my cup of tea, so I think I'll go back to sleep. *snore*
Student.
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/profile/Yuusuke-kun/
I would touch your udders any day, baby. XD
Student
... ah... okay. What are we waiting for.
student/ legal assistant/ otaku/ worshipper of dc.com
YAAAAAAYYYYzors!
Polytechnic Junior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer In-training.
http://thehangerbay.wordpress.com/
"What a coincidence, I was born in the year of the ox."
XD
Graphic designer
First freak out at the sight of a girl with horns, then.. steal her milk <3
Otari Vader, Sith Lord for Hire, will fillet Makoto Itou for free
http://coffeebugg.blogspot.com/
Interesting fetish you have... I'm willing to try. :P
Otaku Programmer/Gamer/Artist/Photographer
http://argylebolivar.wordpress.com
LoL
why not :3 XD