Lots of Oppai

Sun 2008/12/28 04:43 JST
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Eroge maker Akabee Soft has issued an official apology for sending out packages with "Oppai ga ippai" (Lots of Oppai) printed on the box for postman, mom and all to see ^^;

The Oppai set cost 15,000 yen and consisted of a load of oppai mousepads which you can see at ZakZak.

As you can imagine, many otaku are not happy about the embarrasement and the news is going all around the Japanese Otakushpere.

I remember when Kanojotoys sent me a Tenga to "review" - it had "Hobby Kit" written on the delivery slip ^^;

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  • s0m31john
    s0m31john in Kissimmee (Registered on 2008/12/23)
    Student
    http://www.someonejohn.com

    This is why I'm always worried when I buy "adult" things online. This would be like ordering a fleshlight and having it come in a box with sex toy written all over it.

    Sun 2008/12/28 04:58:11 JST (ID #427388)
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    • soulfringe
      soulfringe in Sacramento California, United States (Registered on 2008/10/25)
      Delivery Driver | Semi-student
      http://www.soulfringe.com/

      I got news for you, that really doesn't matter.

      As a former United States Postal worker, we know what we are delivering, discreet or not.

      A magazine that's being mailed in a blacked out plastic wrap, we know it's a porn. Only thing we are left guessing with, is which publication, but when you look at the address', that's not much of a mystery.

      Packages could be a different story, but in most cases, that senders address is gonna give us a heads up. Fortunately I am sure a large number of carriers aren't familiar with the majority of content in J-list, nor care enough to see what goodies flood the site. Also, even with a discreet name, like I said before, your carrier still probably knows. When you have been delivering tons of these boxes for years, you kinda pick up on it.

      Sun 2008/12/28 08:17:12 JST (ID #427527)
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      • Emperor's Hand
        Emperor's Hand in Ohio, USA (Registered on 2007/12/24)

        I disagree. I think it depends on each situation. I've ordered many normal items that arrive in packages that hardly give away any info about the contents. I mean unless you as the deliver frequent lots of adult sites and are familiar with even the most obscure seller's address, i find it hard to believe you could surmise what is inside. I bought a questionable item just a week or two ago, and the company name wouldn't give away anything.

        Sun 2008/12/28 08:40:51 JST (ID #427539)
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        • soulfringe
          soulfringe in Sacramento California, United States (Registered on 2008/10/25)
          Delivery Driver | Semi-student
          http://www.soulfringe.com/

          I was speaking from first hand experience as a postal carrier mate.

          Mon 2008/12/29 05:52:19 JST (ID #428197)
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      • tymmur
        tymmur in his top secret nuclear bunker (Registered on 2008/01/20)
        Mad scientist

        I once encountered a postal worker who cared. He asked me about my experience with the store in question because he considered buying from it too. It wasn't any ecchi stuff though. He also told me about another URL that could be interesting regarding the stuff in question. It would certainly have been interesting if it contained any ecchi stuff because it turned out that my mom heard everything ^^;

        Sun 2008/12/28 13:23:36 JST (ID #427690)
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      • tenrou
        tenrou in Honolulu, HI (Registered on 2008/04/16)
        流浪人

        I hate the blacked out plastic wrap thing...some of my old gaming magazines used to come in that, and the neighbors would stare at me when I went to grab my mail, since they all assumed it was porn... >.<

        Mon 2008/12/29 00:06:01 JST (ID #428016)
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        • Optimus Skiver
          Optimus Skiver in my pants, unless I'm not. >.> ;; (Registered on 2008/07/17)
          Close-protection officer/Martial artist

          Why should they care about your porn? That's what boys do. See, I've always lived my life not caring what people assumed of me. So naturally, I probably come off as a little creepy... ^^; Of course, none of this was about pornographic stuff, I just live my life as if I were in a musical. People tend to think lowly about that. <.<

          Mon 2008/12/29 10:36:05 JST (ID #428347)
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          • soulfringe
            soulfringe in Sacramento California, United States (Registered on 2008/10/25)
            Delivery Driver | Semi-student
            http://www.soulfringe.com/

            Exactly.
            Porn. Yes. I like boobies. Normal men like boobies. You are judging me for being normal ?

            I have never really understood why people judge on that sort of thing.

            Mon 2008/12/29 21:36:20 JST (ID #428797)
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  • tails
    tails in New York City (Registered on 2008/07/29)
    Half Engineer, Half Student, All Robot
    http://discombobulatedyouth.blogspot.com/

    Special delivery instructions: Leave with neighbor...Cross out any perverted images/words on the box.

    Sun 2008/12/28 05:02:28 JST (ID #427391)
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  • MartinTHE2nd
    MartinTHE2nd in Mars/Earth(depending on weather) (Registered on 2008/12/25)
    -_-

    Hahaha...that's hilarious! Imagine if their mom picked up the package...

    Sun 2008/12/28 05:05:39 JST (ID #427394)
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    • DarkFader
      DarkFader in Netherlands (Registered on 2007/10/31)
      hw sw engineer
      http://darkfader.blogspot.com/

      They'd be hearing about it for a long time. And their future mail double checked and sender looked up. Or at least, they tend to think the worst-case scenario will happen.
      Luckily, my mom doesn't make much fuss about my stuff. Well, sometimes about those pillows :P

      Tue 2008/12/30 02:15:18 JST (ID #429013)
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  • FatBastard
    FatBastard in over his head (Registered on 2007/11/04)
    Dirty Gentleman
    http://cantstanzya.wordpress.com/

    Funny... I imagine Danny would just sport a big grin if he saw a package like that on his doorstep.

    Sun 2008/12/28 05:12:03 JST (ID #427400)
    reply to FatBastard's comment
    • Snafu Slick
      Snafu Slick in South Carolina, USA (Registered on 2008/06/12)
      Motivational Speaker

      LOL XD

      Sun 2008/12/28 05:25:20 JST (ID #427415)
      reply to Snafu Slick's comment
      • WiseFreeman
        WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory (Registered on 2007/11/07)
        Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
        http://dannychoo.com.my

        second that XD

        Sun 2008/12/28 06:15:14 JST (ID #427461)
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    • Monkee
      Monkee in Canada (Registered on 2007/02/08)
      Otaku / Student in Networking
      http://hayasaki-kun.blogspot.com/

      ROFL

      Sun 2008/12/28 05:51:38 JST (ID #427434)
      reply to Monkee's comment
    • Cyberchaos
      Cyberchaos in Australia, Sydney (Registered on 2008/02/17)
      NEET part-time - Technical Support Officer - Network security engineer
      http://burugureibi.blogspot.com/

      i rather think he'd put on a straight face and say "oh, it's just the ususal packages....."

      Sun 2008/12/28 14:29:35 JST (ID #427729)
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    • soulfringe
      soulfringe in Sacramento California, United States (Registered on 2008/10/25)
      Delivery Driver | Semi-student
      http://www.soulfringe.com/

      Or sport a storm trooper helmet.

      Mon 2008/12/29 21:37:18 JST (ID #428799)
      reply to soulfringe's comment
  • Meimi132
    Meimi132 in Stuck in the void between the net life and real life. (Registered on 2007/12/03)
    Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
    http://meimi132.wordpress.com/

    Well... it wasn't lying was it... lol

    Sun 2008/12/28 05:22:41 JST (ID #427411)
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  • thammuz
    thammuz in Pittsburgh (Registered on 2008/01/29)
    COMPENG/SWENG Student
    http://ryan2006.deviantart.com

    Sure, I'd be embarrassed receiving the package, but it would be something to keep to just pull out for certain occasions.

    Sun 2008/12/28 05:24:50 JST (ID #427413)
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    • litokid
      litokid in Toronto, Canada (Registered on 2007/11/25)
      university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
      http://www.vimeo.com/longhim

      You could re-use it to wrap a gift for a friend! xD

      (I would be quite horrified to find a package like that on my doorstep as well. In english, anyway. No one else in my house reads Japanese.)

      Sun 2008/12/28 06:38:52 JST (ID #427477)
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  • silent1134
    silent1134 in Los Angeles, California (Registered on 2007/08/22)
    ???Confused???

    It's only real bad when you live with family members or left in a place where can walk by and see...

    Sun 2008/12/28 05:41:16 JST (ID #427424)
    reply to silent1134's comment
  • Gibson
    Gibson in California (Registered on 2007/05/27)
    Student artist
    http://www.requestview.wordpress.com

    They only issued an apology! Should give some more oppai

    Sun 2008/12/28 05:49:16 JST (ID #427431)
    reply to Gibson's comment
  • GNdynames
    GNdynames in Toronto, Ontario (Registered on 2008/07/29)
    Student, Bioresearch Assistant, WAVE VP Communications
    http://gndynames.wordpress.com

    I'd hate to wonder what happens to me when I have packages shipped to my school. Since the packages get sorted and I recieve a notice to pick it up...and walk across the campus, into the building and up to the third floor, with the box in my hands like it's my baby, oh, and that's not mentioning if I run into groups of parents of senior highschoolers who are visiting campus -_-

    Sun 2008/12/28 05:57:07 JST (ID #427439)
    reply to GNdynames's comment
    • WiseFreeman
      WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory (Registered on 2007/11/07)
      Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
      http://dannychoo.com.my

      well, if only they can read Japanese & able to catch a sight while you are speeding back to your room ^^

      Sun 2008/12/28 06:21:25 JST (ID #427468)
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      • GNdynames
        GNdynames in Toronto, Ontario (Registered on 2008/07/29)
        Student, Bioresearch Assistant, WAVE VP Communications
        http://gndynames.wordpress.com

        Apparently one of my friends ran into a group of visitors with a six pack of beer in one hand and a bottle of wine in another walking casually upstairs. He told me they gave him the weirdest looks.

        Sun 2008/12/28 07:23:56 JST (ID #427495)
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        • twu
          twu in country of igloos and lumberjacks... (Registered on 2008/09/08)
          Professional Panhandler
          http://theinfernoproject.com

          What's wrong with that? I've done it many times in Uni, and I bet those parents have done the same. Don't tell me they don't expect their kids to drink a lil in Uni ^^" and I think that's what Western is famous for anyways XD

          Mon 2008/12/29 13:21:38 JST (ID #428414)
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          • GNdynames
            GNdynames in Toronto, Ontario (Registered on 2008/07/29)
            Student, Bioresearch Assistant, WAVE VP Communications
            http://gndynames.wordpress.com

            Yeah...That's exactly the case, same goes for drinking at Western ^^;

            Mon 2008/12/29 18:53:12 JST (ID #428634)
            reply to GNdynames's comment
  • 6pack
    6pack (Registered on 2008/03/20)
    browsing the nets
    http://otakuposts.blogspot.com/

    lol. so never buy something which you are embarrassed of.

    Sun 2008/12/28 06:28:12 JST (ID #427472)
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  • Oni-kun
    Oni-kun in Land of Zero Opportunities (by the Equator) (Registered on 2007/11/10)
    Unemployed bummer

    no big deal for the non-Japanese customers. pity those otakus, bwahahaha!!!

    funny that they don't get embarrassed being spotted entering/leaving a JAV store but are ashamed to be known receiving such a package. =P

    Sun 2008/12/28 06:35:15 JST (ID #427475)
    reply to Oni-kun's comment
  • lerry[maru]
    lerry[maru] in Kuala Lumpur, MY (Registered on 2008/09/14)
    Nekophilia

    Lol it was a fun idea at first, but things don't work this way IRL..

    Sun 2008/12/28 06:39:12 JST (ID #427478)
    reply to lerry[maru]'s comment
  • azn-n3ss-__-
    azn-n3ss-__- in Brisbane (Registered on 2008/07/28)
    大学生
    http://justaskeikaku.net23.net

    lol reminds me of buying things on ebay and seeing the slip say - gift. avoiding tax is great XD

    Sun 2008/12/28 06:41:31 JST (ID #427479)
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    • tymmur
      tymmur in his top secret nuclear bunker (Registered on 2008/01/20)
      Mad scientist

      People used that too much here so the nice politicians added import tax to gifts too D:

      So far none of my gift packages ended up being taxed though.

      Sun 2008/12/28 13:27:25 JST (ID #427691)
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  • Akidora
    Akidora in KL, Malaysia (Registered on 2008/09/02)
    NEET

    The chances of people knowing how to read Japanese in my region = LOW
    To me, getting oppai mousepad is not something to be embarassed about....

    Sun 2008/12/28 06:42:13 JST (ID #427480)
    reply to Akidora's comment
  • Akidora
    Akidora in KL, Malaysia (Registered on 2008/09/02)
    NEET

    The chances of people knowing how to read Japanese in my region = LOW
    To me, getting oppai mousepad is not something to be embarassed about....

    Sun 2008/12/28 06:42:19 JST (ID #427481)
    reply to Akidora's comment
  • speedytheturtle
    speedytheturtle in usa (Registered on 2008/11/19)
    student

    hmm..., what does oppai mean?

    Sun 2008/12/28 07:03:07 JST (ID #427490)
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  • Hidden Oasis
    Hidden Oasis in California, United Sates (Registered on 2008/10/28)
    College Freshmen

    That really would be embarrassing. Well I wouldn't mind because I don't think a lot of people here can read Japanese, but it's embarrassing for them. Why are there even boxes with that in the first place?

    Sun 2008/12/28 07:29:06 JST (ID #427497)
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  • El Guapo
    El Guapo in El Paso,Texas.USA (Registered on 2008/02/15)
    Marketer, Advertising Specialist
    http://www.myspace.com/edgar_salas

    Wow, That's not cool at all!!! Anyway hopefully the "quality" of the merchandise will out weigh the embarrassment.

    Sun 2008/12/28 07:41:32 JST (ID #427503)
    reply to El Guapo's comment
  • MARl0
    MARl0 in United States (Registered on 2007/11/16)
    Graphic Designer

    LOL, I don't even think I would mind if that happened to me. I'm pretty much past the point of embarrassment with my hobby. ^^;

    Sun 2008/12/28 07:41:49 JST (ID #427504)
    reply to MARl0's comment
    • punynari
      punynari in Yokosuka, Japan (Registered on 2008/09/20)
      US Navy Sailor
      http://punynari.wordpress.com/

      Exactly. Embarrassment was only there when I started collecting. After a while, everything is no big deal.

      Sun 2008/12/28 12:04:35 JST (ID #427626)
      reply to punynari's comment
  • Tasche
    Tasche in Vancouver, BC (Registered on 2008/11/03)
    Apprentice Baking & Pastry Chef
    http://Ima-Monogatari.com/

    HAHA, awsome...

    Sun 2008/12/28 08:53:17 JST (ID #427544)
    reply to Tasche's comment
  • The Lyrical Loli
    The Lyrical Loli in Los Angeles, California, U.S. (Registered on 2007/10/14)
    Kokoro Kotonoha's personal trainer
    http://loli1983.wordpress.com

    Uh, how is this an embarrasement? The images on the box of is enough to tell postmen & mom what is inside. Most importantly, why are otaku not happy about this situation in the birthplace oppai mousepads?

    This wouldn't embarrase me one bit.

    Sun 2008/12/28 08:54:00 JST (ID #427545)
    reply to The Lyrical Loli's comment
    • tammie86
      tammie86 in San Jose, CA (Registered on 2008/01/08)
      Secretary
      http://figured.wordpress.com/

      The problem is the shipping box says.

      Sun 2008/12/28 10:18:21 JST (ID #427572)
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      • The Lyrical Loli
        The Lyrical Loli in Los Angeles, California, U.S. (Registered on 2007/10/14)
        Kokoro Kotonoha's personal trainer
        http://loli1983.wordpress.com

        The images speak for themselves.

        Sun 2008/12/28 10:57:21 JST (ID #427582)
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        • tammie86
          tammie86 in San Jose, CA (Registered on 2008/01/08)
          Secretary
          http://figured.wordpress.com/

          What I mean is, if your mom signs for the package and doesn't open it she will see the Oppai Ippai Set hiragana but not the actual box for the item. Usually the shipping box would be unremarkable.

          Sun 2008/12/28 12:21:18 JST (ID #427648)
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  • mavadotar
    mavadotar in Peterborough, Canada (Registered on 2007/12/11)
    Otaku Security Guard

    Hey, that title is inaccurate! There's one that's a derriere mouse pad!

    Sun 2008/12/28 09:16:02 JST (ID #427552)
    reply to mavadotar's comment
  • Shockerz
    Shockerz in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia (Registered on 2008/10/12)
    Student
    http://shockerz.wordpress.com/

    That's noting if you really want something that you bought online. Why should you embarrass about it? I know that some people hate how others look at them but hey if this is what you always wanted why do you care so much about what others think of you? Just my 2 cents for those who are embarrass about it.

    Sun 2008/12/28 09:46:00 JST (ID #427561)
    reply to Shockerz's comment
  • Azndestiny
    Azndestiny in Canada (Registered on 2008/08/28)
    Student

    haha thats alot of mousepads

    Sun 2008/12/28 09:54:53 JST (ID #427564)
    reply to Azndestiny's comment
  • Gundam00
    Gundam00 in somewhere in space (Registered on 2008/04/26)
    MS pilot

    what?!?! that is absurd! with that printed on the box, the merchandise will surely be stolen XD haha

    Sun 2008/12/28 10:02:11 JST (ID #427568)
    reply to Gundam00's comment
  • desangel
    desangel in Malaysia (Registered on 2008/03/30)
    Student
    http://www.desangel.blogspot.com

    Haha Even if it's printed Oppai ga Ippai , it doesn't matter as my friends and parents wun understand ^.^

    Sun 2008/12/28 10:06:17 JST (ID #427569)
    reply to desangel's comment
  • Omu
    Omu in レチウンド島、 スペイン (Registered on 2008/05/13)
    浦の引き篭り
    http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3219/haruhimemew.gif

    There are some nice Oppai Mouse Pads in that pack!

    You've made me remember the time there was a mistake in a messenger company and a box FULL of sex toys arrived to my house xdd I think i've never been so much "¿¡¡WTF??!!" in all my life xD

    Sun 2008/12/28 11:34:07 JST (ID #427600)
    reply to Omu's comment
  • XSportSeeker
    XSportSeeker in Brazil (Registered on 2007/08/22)
    Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
    http://xspblog.com

    Well, look on the bright side.
    At least it wasn't "nekkid lolies dakimakuras". xD

    Sun 2008/12/28 12:19:42 JST (ID #427646)
    reply to XSportSeeker's comment
  • Pyoro
    Pyoro in Singapore (Registered on 2007/08/22)
    Student
    http://anime.tedfox.com/

    well when you order stuff like that over the internet, you are setting yourself up to be exposed anyway, be it via online downloads or otherwise. i wouldn't even dare to go near those stuff with a what was it they call it again? 7 inch pole?

    Sun 2008/12/28 13:05:41 JST (ID #427678)
    reply to Pyoro's comment
  • Apsolyte
    Apsolyte in Malaysia, Penang (Registered on 2008/07/05)
    Student
    http://www.lonelyguy0.blogspot.com/

    Luckily it is written in Japanese (Oppai ga Ippai) and not in English (Lots of eye) else my parents will be curious.

    Sun 2008/12/28 13:52:23 JST (ID #427699)
    reply to Apsolyte's comment
  • deadbeat
    deadbeat in Singapore (Registered on 2008/12/02)
    http://www.alternatesam.com

    hahahahaha

    Sun 2008/12/28 13:59:00 JST (ID #427703)
    reply to deadbeat's comment
  • aquilla
    aquilla in United Kingdom (Registered on 2008/10/22)
    Office Administrator
    http://aquilla429.co.uk

    If it's so embarrassing then don't buy it. Someone will obviously find out later anyway, or they probably already know. So why worry.

    Sun 2008/12/28 14:08:16 JST (ID #427712)
    reply to aquilla's comment
  • Matteas
    Matteas in Prague, Czech Republic (Registered on 2008/10/25)
    High school student
    http://www.animeraku.com

    Well, it's always a little risky to order any ecchi stuff. But to write so eye-striking sentence on the box, it certainly was a big mistake to do. It's like they would have send it in a transparent plastic box.

    Sun 2008/12/28 14:20:33 JST (ID #427719)
    reply to Matteas's comment
  • Kaito Kid
    Kaito Kid in Gunpla no Sekai (Registered on 2008/10/08)
    MG Impulse no Tamashi

    Self-therapy would be a better label.

    Dolphin toys would also be good.

    Sun 2008/12/28 16:02:57 JST (ID #427763)
    reply to Kaito Kid's comment
  • pipopaz
    pipopaz in US (Registered on 2008/08/26)
    thousand master II, Internet Learner, Auto didacta
    http://pipopaz.wordpress.com/

    wow lucky that this didnt happen to me

    Sun 2008/12/28 16:55:25 JST (ID #427789)
    reply to pipopaz's comment
  • R-1
    R-1 in a happy place. (Registered on 2007/07/05)
    Overman
    http://myplasticmoustache.blogspot.com/

    Yeesh... This is why if ever I buy something ero I'd rather do a walk-in purchase...

    Sun 2008/12/28 18:08:59 JST (ID #427817)
    reply to R-1's comment
  • Saku
    Saku in Toronto (Registered on 2008/02/07)
    Wannabe Web Developer
    http://www.sakuafk.com

    Nice collection of oppai mice ^^

    Sun 2008/12/28 21:37:25 JST (ID #427927)
    reply to Saku's comment
  • froggy
    froggy in France (Registered on 2008/11/20)
    Marketer

    hahaha i really like the "for the postman and mom to see"

    this only applies when you still live with your mom

    unless you live in japan with your wife AND your parents ^^ or parents in law ^^

    Sun 2008/12/28 22:34:19 JST (ID #427977)
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  • spidr245
    spidr245 in Everywhere, Anywhere, and sometimes There too (Registered on 2008/08/25)
    Ninja / Engineer / Sensei / 魔法少女 (What!?! I can't be, I'm a guy...)

    Yay, I can read better and kinda know what it means. Definitely glad my Japanese is improving if only slightly.

    But yeah, I would be pretty embarrassed about getting such a package. Then again, my parents can't read Japanese. ^^ But I never dared order anything though, since when I was younger, they tend to open my packages to check the contents. Thank goodness they don't do it now anymore, but don't wanna have to give them a reason start again...@_@

    Mon 2008/12/29 01:02:05 JST (ID #428048)
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