BMW Man

Sun 2008/12/28 04:33 JST
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Be careful of who you ask for help when in the Rand of the Lising Sun.
A 31 year old BMW employee was arrested by Kanagawa police for perversion.

A woman aged 25 asked him to help her start her motorbike engine. After doing so, the man dropped his trousers and said to her "how about you thank me with this?"

The woman went to the police straight after and they managed to catch the man. When questioned, the man said "After drinking (alcohol), I just wanted to get it out."
The question remains whether he was talking about pee or condensed milk...

Could not find a pic of a nice girl with a motorbike so have this one from Gelbooru instead. Hmmm. Shes quite nicey. Can anybody name the eroge shes from?
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  • bis2501
    bis2501 in England (Registered on 2007/08/25)
    Engineer / Student
    http://www.takotech.net/mshp/

    Wow, and he can fix the bike engine under the influence!

    Sun 2008/12/28 04:42:34 JST (ID #427383)
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    • tymmur
      tymmur in his top secret nuclear bunker (Registered on 2008/01/20)
      Mad scientist

      The railroad here used to have the alchol policy that their workers were not allowed to be so drunk that it's clearly visible that they are drunk (changed that to the same restriction as cars 15-20 years ago).

      The result was that the repairshop contained only drunk people (some of them really drunk). Surprisingly they were able to keep the trains in good condition. I have no idea how they managed to fix engines and brakes and stuff correctly, but you can do that with training. The real problem was that some drivers were drunk too so one passenger train failed to stop at a platform and nearly ended up in the harbour D:
      It would have gone wrong if the cabin crew didn't pull the emergency brake. I think that incident helped quite a lot in introducing a new alcohol policy.

      Today the railroad got rid of the alcohol problem. A few months ago one driver appeared to be drunk so somebody called the police. They showed up and realised that he really was drunk and they arrested him (this is so rare that it became headline news). Might be hard on him, but safety comes first ^^

      Sun 2008/12/28 13:57:07 JST (ID #427700)
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    • FlashFire
      FlashFire in USA (Registered on 2008/11/14)
      Student
      http://burningland.deviantart.com/

      Repairing brakes and other ciritcal components on any thing mechanised is a series of small tasks that must be completed in a set order. Once you've done them enough times thought about doing it is only necessary when total inebriation is effect. For instance,

      To remove a brake rotor on a car you only need to undo 4-6 bolts (depends on teh size of the brakes and vehicle they belong to). After that its unbolt the calipur, break the rotor free check the lines for damage, and install the new pads and rotors. I knew a guy who used to do it blind folded. Its really not hard at all.

      Sun 2008/12/28 23:56:59 JST (ID #428008)
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  • s0m31john
    s0m31john in Kissimmee (Registered on 2008/12/23)
    Student
    http://www.someonejohn.com

    He could have at least made an innuendo or something. Like "You're bike is a nice ride, wanna take a ride on me?"

    Or something along those lines.

    Sun 2008/12/28 04:55:46 JST (ID #427387)
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    • xara
      xara in tsuki (Registered on 2007/12/08)
      Professional Slacker

      ^^; when i was japan i was told that that was against the law as well. seems that any perverse thing said/shown to a woman is enough for a visit from the police.

      Sun 2008/12/28 12:05:35 JST (ID #427629)
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  • MartinTHE2nd
    MartinTHE2nd in Mars/Earth(depending on weather) (Registered on 2008/12/25)
    -_-

    That guy needs a Tenga...lolz

    Sun 2008/12/28 05:00:56 JST (ID #427390)
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  • tails
    tails in New York City (Registered on 2008/07/29)
    Half Engineer, Half Student, All Robot
    http://discombobulatedyouth.blogspot.com/

    I guess he was on the mechanic's Ballmer Peak.

    Sun 2008/12/28 05:04:08 JST (ID #427392)
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  • Lelouch Lamperouge
    Lelouch Lamperouge in ClovisLand (Registered on 2008/08/21)
    former Emperor of Britannia
    http://reflectiarx.wordpress.com/

    Girl + Motorbike? That would be Rider of Fate Stay Night Danny ^_^
    Regarding the incident in this topic...
    ALl i could say is that despite being intoxicated with alcohol people should still
    have a bit of sense of what should be and what should be not done to others.

    Sun 2008/12/28 05:07:35 JST (ID #427396)
    reply to Lelouch Lamperouge's comment
  • FatBastard
    FatBastard in over his head (Registered on 2007/11/04)
    Dirty Gentleman
    http://cantstanzya.wordpress.com/

    BMW = Bukkake Motorbike Woman. Nuff said.

    Sun 2008/12/28 05:19:15 JST (ID #427407)
    reply to FatBastard's comment
  • Meimi132
    Meimi132 in Stuck in the void between the net life and real life. (Registered on 2007/12/03)
    Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
    http://meimi132.wordpress.com/

    Wow... I was right... BMW's are bastards..... lol.... running joke with my mother n I, alot of BMW drivers are complete asswipes. Up their own asses. This is sick, but I'm glad he got arrested, and its bad press for BMW.

    Sun 2008/12/28 05:32:20 JST (ID #427419)
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    • Heigen
      Heigen in Finland (Registered on 2007/11/12)
      Student

      Same in Finland, everybody thinks here that BMW drivers are dicks. :)

      Sun 2008/12/28 19:23:16 JST (ID #427864)
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  • silent1134
    silent1134 in Los Angeles, California (Registered on 2007/08/22)
    ???Confused???

    Being buzzed and fixing the engine is somewhat believable, but I'd doubt he'd drop his pants, if he was wasted then then it'd make more sense that he dropped his pants, but I highly doubt he could fix an engine in that condition...he had to be a pervert...

    Sun 2008/12/28 05:35:50 JST (ID #427422)
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  • Gibson
    Gibson in California (Registered on 2007/05/27)
    Student artist
    http://www.requestview.wordpress.com

    The world has many crazy people in it for our own entertainment

    Sun 2008/12/28 05:50:42 JST (ID #427432)
    reply to Gibson's comment
  • 6pack
    6pack (Registered on 2008/03/20)
    browsing the nets
    http://otakuposts.blogspot.com/

    i want a BMW!

    Sun 2008/12/28 06:09:39 JST (ID #427455)
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  • litokid
    litokid in Toronto, Canada (Registered on 2007/11/25)
    university film student | ecchikid | the Archivist
    http://www.vimeo.com/longhim

    It's sort of sad, when someone you thought was a Good Samaritan (thus reaffirming your faith in humankind) ends up being...this (thus destroying said faith).

    Though if she was dressed like the girl above, the man's actions would be somewhat more understandable.

    Sun 2008/12/28 06:24:48 JST (ID #427470)
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  • nya-chama
    nya-chama in London, United Kingdom (Registered on 2007/10/31)
    Student/Freelance Programmer

    She's Rie Kiyose from the Nami no Manimani(波の間に間に) eroge series. http://www.bloomhandle.jp/nami/chara/01-rie.html
    The illustrator is Peko!!! I think I first read about him in dannychoo XD *searches*
    http://www.dannychoo.com/adp/eng/1069/Discoverability.html - omg, he's supposed to be ur fave artist XDDDDD

    Sun 2008/12/28 06:56:46 JST (ID #427488)
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  • chuachuram
    chuachuram in ChuChu (Registered on 2008/06/16)

    She should have kicked him in the crotch then ran him over with her newly fixed motorbike


    xD...

    Sun 2008/12/28 06:58:28 JST (ID #427489)
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  • heat horn
    heat horn in Indonesia (Registered on 2008/01/05)
    keroro platoon member
    http://heathorn.wordpress.com

    ero oyaji >_<!

    Sun 2008/12/28 07:18:24 JST (ID #427493)
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  • Hidden Oasis
    Hidden Oasis in California, United Sates (Registered on 2008/10/28)
    College Freshmen

    Not very subtle. I guess being drunk does that to a person.

    Sun 2008/12/28 07:25:16 JST (ID #427496)
    reply to Hidden Oasis's comment
  • the great paul
    the great paul in heaven (Registered on 2008/03/14)
    pervert

    i kinda feel bad now since i have a bmw

    Sun 2008/12/28 07:49:41 JST (ID #427510)
    reply to the great paul's comment
    • chuachuram
      chuachuram in ChuChu (Registered on 2008/06/16)

      Just keep your pantsu on.

      Sun 2008/12/28 07:56:31 JST (ID #427516)
      reply to chuachuram's comment
    • Freedom Gundam
      Freedom Gundam in United Kingdom (Registered on 2008/02/03)
      College Student

      You don't work for BMW and your more than likley not an idiot haha...

      Sun 2008/12/28 17:12:32 JST (ID #427796)
      reply to Freedom Gundam's comment
  • El Guapo
    El Guapo in El Paso,Texas.USA (Registered on 2008/02/15)
    Marketer, Advertising Specialist
    http://www.myspace.com/edgar_salas

    He had to be thanked somehow right....???? Kidding....the guy is a total perv!

    Sun 2008/12/28 08:19:27 JST (ID #427529)
    reply to El Guapo's comment
  • mavadotar
    mavadotar in Peterborough, Canada (Registered on 2007/12/11)
    Otaku Security Guard

    "Okay, how can I pay for that sir?"
    "We take cash, credit, or sex"

    Sun 2008/12/28 09:13:26 JST (ID #427551)
    reply to mavadotar's comment
  • Lethia
    Lethia in シンガポオル (Registered on 2008/10/17)
    Kawaii Pink Stuffs FanGirl, Cat Lover, Otaku, MP3 Hunter, Matcha & Afternoon Milk Tea Addict.
    http://lethiachan.blogspot.com

    so many daring pervert guys in japan ^^;

    Sun 2008/12/28 09:22:22 JST (ID #427554)
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  • Mimi
    Mimi in MIT (Registered on 2008/03/11)
    Student
    http://web.mit.edu/anime/www/index.shtml

    Haha he deserves it.. and the humiliation online afterwards.

    Sun 2008/12/28 09:42:58 JST (ID #427560)
    reply to Mimi's comment
  • Omu
    Omu in レチウンド島、 スペイン (Registered on 2008/05/13)
    浦の引き篭り
    http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3219/haruhimemew.gif

    Moral: Motorbikes are too dangerous, use cars or public transport :3

    Sun 2008/12/28 11:27:28 JST (ID #427594)
    reply to Omu's comment
    • tymmur
      tymmur in his top secret nuclear bunker (Registered on 2008/01/20)
      Mad scientist

      I agree. There are more than 100 cars for every motorbike here, yet more people die on bikes than in car accidents. Personally I think it's not only the safety alone, but also the behaviour of bikers (at least some of them). I have seen stuff like traffic blocking up and then bikes ride at normal speed in between the lanes. I saw one bike which nearly hit a car that changed lane and the car driver likely didn't have a chance to see the bike because of all the other cars.

      On top of that quite a lot of bikes speed quite a lot. The police arrested a tourist because he failed to stop for traffic when entering a road and he hit two bikes. He was released when they realised that the bikes were driving around 200 km/h in a 50 zone. This is a bit extreme but events like that counts in the statistics.

      Sun 2008/12/28 14:02:36 JST (ID #427705)
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  • xara
    xara in tsuki (Registered on 2007/12/08)
    Professional Slacker

    if that happend where i lived they would have smacked his ass with a PI(public intoxication). the pants dropping is a he/she says so nothing would have come of that. tho.. the PI is a lot more painful.. fine/jail time depending on how many youve had.

    Sun 2008/12/28 12:11:26 JST (ID #427636)
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  • Jonathan SCE
    Jonathan SCE in New City, New York, USA, North America, Sol 3 (Registered on 2007/12/21)
    University Student

    I am surprised that you did not use a photo of the 1/12 figure of Mahoro on her motorcycle, like the one here, http://www.darkmirage.com/2006/12/10/mahoro-sports-bike/. There was also this picture, http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/3635/Mahoro+Motorcycle.html.

    Mahoro would have taken care of that pervert with no problems.

    Sun 2008/12/28 12:14:10 JST (ID #427639)
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    • punynari
      punynari in Yokosuka, Japan (Registered on 2008/09/20)
      US Navy Sailor
      http://punynari.wordpress.com/

      Yup, thats who I thought of first when I read this article. "Dirty thoughts are bad!"

      Sun 2008/12/28 12:24:11 JST (ID #427653)
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  • 「頂の座」
    「頂の座」 in That little island South of Malaysia (Registered on 2008/01/05)
    Mr. High Res

    Someone's been watching too much hentai

    Sun 2008/12/28 12:42:26 JST (ID #427662)
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  • tintin-san
    tintin-san in シンガポオル Singapore (Registered on 2008/05/11)
    大学生

    Damn. The girl is gorgeous ^^

    Sun 2008/12/28 12:58:46 JST (ID #427672)
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  • aquilla
    aquilla in United Kingdom (Registered on 2008/10/22)
    Office Administrator
    http://aquilla429.co.uk

    It's really sad that you get perverts like this in the world. The sad acts need to get a life instead of bothering poor innocent people.

    Sun 2008/12/28 13:58:55 JST (ID #427702)
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  • deadbeat
    deadbeat in Singapore (Registered on 2008/12/02)
    http://www.alternatesam.com

    nice picture. heh

    Sun 2008/12/28 14:03:56 JST (ID #427706)
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  • Sabekuji Kaneda
    Sabekuji Kaneda in Parañaque, Philippines (Registered on 2008/06/21)
    Mechanical Engineering student
    http://sabekujikaneda.multiply.com/

    LOL that must have been a shocking sight for the lady! XD

    Good thing I prefer doing things by myself x_x

    Sun 2008/12/28 14:06:14 JST (ID #427708)
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  • tymmur
    tymmur in his top secret nuclear bunker (Registered on 2008/01/20)
    Mad scientist

    This reminds me of a video the US police once released to the media. A police car pulled over a car for speeding and planned to give a warning. The lady more or less instantly offered sex in exchange for the police officer to forget the whole thing and she was arrested for attempting to bribe the police.

    Looks like ecchi stuff doesn't work well in vehicles XD

    Sun 2008/12/28 14:06:23 JST (ID #427710)
    reply to tymmur's comment
  • GiafLop
    GiafLop in Philippines (Registered on 2007/11/25)
    Student
    http://kankeishorui.wordpress.com

    She should have saw the man's junior, whether it is hard for condensed milk, you can't or it's hard to pee when your jr.'s head up, right?

    Sun 2008/12/28 16:06:37 JST (ID #427766)
    reply to GiafLop's comment
  • lostandfound
    lostandfound in Singapore (Registered on 2007/10/21)
    Hikikomori in the making
    http://supermariabros.deviantart.com/

    Ooookay... Was he drunk? I still find it amazing that he could start the engine^^;...

    Sat 2009/01/03 04:09:54 JST (ID #433647)
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