Cup Nude

Thu 2007/11/01 01:43 JST
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(NSFW x3) I think most of us have at one point in our lives tried instant noodles before. Some of us only eat it in an emergency while others love it. This "Cup Nude" however is probably not the type of instant noodle that you'd want to eat...

You've guessed it folks - a Tenga variation disguised as Nissin's Cup Noodle. The idea behind this is that you can keep these among your Cup Noodles at home and nobody would know that its actually a bukkake container. Just be careful not to mix these up with a real Cup Noodle could end up with nasty burns on your middle leg.

So how does it all work? Full instructions are available at the online shop where you can buy it (380 yen) and the simple translation is below.
1.Whip out your Dengeki Hime or idol pictures (depending on whether you are a 2D or 3D kinda person) and pop open the lid to Cup Nude.

2.A small hole greets you "herro!"
3.Pull out the sachet of gel from the hole...
4.Open the sachet and squeeze the gel into the hole.
5.Do your business. If you are at work or school when you get the urge, tell your colleagues that you have a stomach ache before going to the toilet or they will wonder why you have been gone for so long.
6.When you have completed you mission, pull out the inside of the Cup Nude and stick it in your bosses coat pocket.
7.If anybody ever catches you with a Cup Nude, tell them that its a new flavor and that the pink thing is actually a large mushroom. You may have to think of another excuse as to why your trousers are half way down though.
I have no idea whats inside the ladies version of Cup Nude...
Ladies Cup Nude pic from Genrei

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  • homeless_homo
    homeless_homo in US (Registered on 2007/05/31)
    Student
    http://loliffect.blogspot.com/

    HAHA OH WOW! ....I seriously need one of these just for the lol factor

    Thu 2007/11/01 01:38:03 JST (ID #61754)
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  • jojo mcjo
    jojo mcjo in New Jersey, USA (Registered on 2007/06/20)
    IT Field Op.

    I can never get my salty fix from cup-a-noodle again. Gag!!

    Thu 2007/11/01 01:40:48 JST (ID #61755)
    reply to jojo mcjo's comment
  • windbell
    windbell in Singapore/シンガポール, Tokyo/東京 (Registered on 2006/12/25)
    Web Developer/ウェブデベロッパー, Photographer/写真や
    http://www.moeside.net/weblog

    Hahaha! Very nicely disguised!

    There are a couple of cup noodles in the pantry . Wonder if any of them are cup nudes... ^^;

    Thu 2007/11/01 01:44:59 JST (ID #61756)
    reply to windbell's comment
  • duffman
    duffman in the Urban Jungle that is Manila(PH)~ (Registered on 2007/10/30)
    Daigakusei [Consular and Diplomatic Affairs]
    http://dixinfernal.wordpress.com

    oooh! cup noodles finally has a use ^^ lolers~

    Thu 2007/11/01 01:48:04 JST (ID #61757)
    reply to duffman's comment
  • Wei
    Wei in Singapore (Registered on 2007/08/01)

    They should add a flavour seasoner for the gel in cup nuke =X

    Thu 2007/11/01 02:22:41 JST (ID #61758)
    reply to Wei's comment
  • soonkiong
    soonkiong in Malaysia (Registered on 2007/08/22)
    2nd year Civil Engineering Student
    http://soonkiong.blogspot.com

    lol... for a moment I thought the other one was curry(kare) flavour.

    Thu 2007/11/01 03:24:35 JST (ID #61762)
    reply to soonkiong's comment
  • blauereiter
    blauereiter in Tokyo, Japan (Registered on 2007/07/07)
    CG artist, Sunrise Emotion
    http://halcyonrealms.com

    Good heavens no !

    Thu 2007/11/01 03:46:50 JST (ID #61763)
    reply to blauereiter's comment
  • 21st Century Digital Boy
    21st Century Digital Boy in Virginia Beach (Registered on 2007/09/19)
    Otaku
    http://fuzakenna.com

    XD I rad about this a while ago and am full of ZOMG want

    Thu 2007/11/01 03:53:00 JST (ID #61764)
    reply to 21st Century Digital Boy's comment
  • Henry
    Henry in /usr/bin/ (Registered on 2006/12/25)
    anime/cosplay events organizer
    http://www.cosplay.ph

    HELLO! JAPAN!!!

    Cup Noodles is the new american pie XDDD

    Thu 2007/11/01 03:59:19 JST (ID #61766)
    reply to Henry's comment
  • CyruzDraxs
    CyruzDraxs in Kelowna, BC, Canada (Registered on 2007/09/11)
    Web Design & Development
    http://www.nerdculture.org

    I want one just so I can say I have it.

    Thu 2007/11/01 04:29:41 JST (ID #61767)
    reply to CyruzDraxs's comment
  • Sy
    Sy in Sheffield,England (Registered on 2008/04/03)
    13 year old gunpla legend... kinda

    disturbing... very disturbing. i am even more disturbed by the ladies version WTF

    Thu 2007/11/01 05:16:18 JST (ID #61770)
    reply to Sy's comment
  • Akiraman
    Akiraman in RIDGE RACER City (Registered on 2007/01/11)
    Designer & Animator
    http://ariaanime.wordpress.com

    Very interesting... If I go to Japan again I want to get one

    Thu 2007/11/01 06:05:20 JST (ID #61773)
    reply to Akiraman's comment
  • hendrik
    hendrik in jakarta,indonesia (Registered on 2007/05/31)
    student

    whoa, this is just disturbing
    i mean ppl are not that stupid, the cup cover is nude anyway

    maybe a "disposable" in the cup nude for woman

    Thu 2007/11/01 06:19:08 JST (ID #61775)
    reply to hendrik's comment
  • hendrik
    hendrik in jakarta,indonesia (Registered on 2007/05/31)
    student

    disposable dildo in the woman"cup nude"
    sorry for double post

    Thu 2007/11/01 06:20:49 JST (ID #61776)
    reply to hendrik's comment
  • XSportSeeker
    XSportSeeker in Brazil (Registered on 2007/08/22)
    Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
    http://xspblog.com

    LOL! Like someone already said... I thought that the other one was for curry!

    Anyways, interesting concept. But not exactly fooling anyone... XD

    At least not the people who already know about it...

    I imagine someone getting caught right in "action"... "oops, I dropped my cup noodles on my lap... heh".

    Thu 2007/11/01 06:33:09 JST (ID #61777)
    reply to XSportSeeker's comment
  • Hangmen13
    Hangmen13 in Sabah, Malaysia, but now studying in KL (still the same country) (Registered on 2007/04/21)
    Wanderer of the Mist
    http://hangmen13.16ops.com/

    Good heavens YES! Tactical fapping action! I'd definitely like to have a lifetime supply of Cup Nude and sell it at exorbitant price in my country.

    Thu 2007/11/01 06:43:04 JST (ID #61778)
    reply to Hangmen13's comment
  • GundamJehutyKai
    GundamJehutyKai in Foundation II Stellvia (Registered on 2007/09/12)
    Service desk support
    http://lookingglass.kokidokom.net

    a stealth fap option? whatever happened to the good old locked door?
    In any case, lets just hope that no user accidentally mixes up his cup nude with an actual cup noodle!!!

    Thu 2007/11/01 06:49:27 JST (ID #61780)
    reply to GundamJehutyKai's comment
  • skankywonders
    skankywonders in California (Registered on 2007/08/09)
    Student

    .... Noodles please

    Thu 2007/11/01 08:16:33 JST (ID #61784)
    reply to skankywonders's comment
  • qingy
    qingy in front of the monitor (Registered on 2007/10/05)
    Gunpla Enthusiast

    you know what, i was actually having a nice cup noodle when i read about this post, i don't think i can finish it anymore. thanks danny, you owe me a cup noodle, lol.

    Thu 2007/11/01 08:31:14 JST (ID #61786)
    reply to qingy's comment
  • thefrikking
    thefrikking in Spain (Registered on 2007/08/18)
    Ork Warlord

    Hahaha, very funny stuff!! And I bet it taste good, also

    Thu 2007/11/01 08:49:43 JST (ID #61787)
    reply to thefrikking's comment
  • Gorgo
    Gorgo in Florence, Italy (Registered on 2007/04/16)
    Games addicted
    http://addictedtoludus.com/

    OO...Unbelivable....

    Thu 2007/11/01 09:02:04 JST (ID #61789)
    reply to Gorgo's comment
  • gordon
    gordon in 新加坡 Singapore (Registered on 2007/06/11)
    銀河帝国五〇一軍团 TK/TD 8316 M.E.P.D. Police Sergeant
    http://gordonator.com/

    i'll rather have something i can eat.

    Thu 2007/11/01 09:06:11 JST (ID #61791)
    reply to gordon's comment
  • Tiny Red Man
    Tiny Red Man in Tiny Red Dot, Singapore. (Registered on 2007/04/11)
    free lance otaku, full time Protector of Peace.

    that's a damn big mushroom.

    new concept that could possibly win tenga~~ and it's super disguise.. Who knows, FREEDOM project might like it

    Thu 2007/11/01 09:09:40 JST (ID #61792)
    reply to Tiny Red Man's comment
  • D_Blade
    D_Blade in Montreal (Registered on 2006/12/31)
    Non-profit org. volunteering work addict

    I guess Nissin should sue them.

    Tenga seemed a funny (in both meanings) invention, but this takes the cake.

    And pretending that it is for eating while it is for personal... urges (you see what I mean) is something that is not acceptable.

    Shame to Tenga makers. This is too much.

    Thu 2007/11/01 09:49:31 JST (ID #61795)
    reply to D_Blade's comment
  • bvc100
    bvc100 in KL Malaysia (Registered on 2007/10/14)
    Something to do with cars
    http://bvc100.blogspot.com/

    Nanda kore?
    this is taking the phrase " playing with food" to a whole new level...
    i've nothing to comment but crossing food with *ahem* is quite... tasteless. i hope there's no refill for this (oh my god! i gave them an idea!!!)

    Thu 2007/11/01 10:22:15 JST (ID #61797)
    reply to bvc100's comment
  • syrix
    syrix in U.S. (Registered on 2007/03/21)
    student
    http://animesugoi.animeblogger.net/

    Uhhhhh....its cup noodle.You don't believe me? Why is it pink? Uhhh...its a new flavor called pink, all the rage in Japan ^^.

    Thu 2007/11/01 10:35:48 JST (ID #61800)
    reply to syrix's comment
  • samurai138
    samurai138 in Ohio, US (Registered on 2007/07/05)

    Wow...

    Thu 2007/11/01 13:27:44 JST (ID #61808)
    reply to samurai138's comment
  • BeLe
    BeLe in Davao, Philippines (Registered on 2007/01/03)
    .NET/Web Developer
    http://scrumptious.animeblogger.net

    Is tenga selling well in Japan. Coz i doubt they'd be doing this if business is not doing well.

    Wonder what they'll come up with next. Their products are simply mind-blowing...in a not so good way. @_@

    Thu 2007/11/01 13:44:32 JST (ID #61811)
    reply to BeLe's comment
  • Danny Choo
    Danny Choo in Tokyo (Registered on 2006/12/11)
    CEO MIrai Inc
    http://www.dannychoo.com/profile/eng/

    Tiny Red Man,
    LOL

    Gordon,
    You can!

    blauereiter,
    You should have these in your movies.

    Thu 2007/11/01 17:52:22 JST (ID #61818)
    reply to Danny Choo's comment
  • coeli
    coeli in Philippines (Registered on 2007/08/25)
    PM
    http://thepoopsies.blogspot.com

    Lol this just seems sooo wrong! ^w^

    Thu 2007/11/01 17:59:35 JST (ID #61822)
    reply to coeli's comment
  • AndyH
    AndyH in Birmingham, UK (Registered on 2006/12/25)
    3D artist
    http://andyh.cgsociety.org

    Haha - first fleshlight, then tenga, now cup nude! Ingenious, and somewhat scary. Im sure people who cant afford one will try it with a (cooled down) cup noodle!

    Love the comment on sticking the insert in your bosses pocket! Haha :-D

    Thu 2007/11/01 18:37:50 JST (ID #61824)
    reply to AndyH's comment
  • PoWeR
    PoWeR in Vancouver (Registered on 2007/08/28)
    Student
    http://www.xfire.com/profile/power1x1/

    ew lol can it melt???

    Thu 2007/11/01 18:57:46 JST (ID #61827)
    reply to PoWeR's comment
  • oyazilla
    oyazilla in 瀬戸内海 (Registered on 2007/10/30)
    遊び人
    http://otatarosu.blog44.fc2.com/

    ガハハッ!
    間違って湯を入れてしまいそうw

    Thu 2007/11/01 20:32:15 JST (ID #61832)
    reply to oyazilla's comment
  • Boris
    Boris in USA (Registered on 2006/12/25)
    Visual Communications and Web 2.0
    http://www.imagineboris.com

    I LOVE THEM, I remember when we got them for the first time back when I lived in Belarus. My family went crazy. I mean crazy. We eat them all the time every day. Until we simply could not anymore lol. I used to take them to school and everything. Mhhhh maybe I should go buy some. Now I rarely eat instant made noodles, but I very much like them. I simply now try to eat more home meals with lots of veggi.

    Thu 2007/11/01 21:07:59 JST (ID #61835)
    reply to Boris's comment
  • D_Blade
    D_Blade in Montreal (Registered on 2006/12/31)
    Non-profit org. volunteering work addict

    *Ahem* Boris, I guess you got confused by the actual subject. Or maybe you wanted to pull a stunt. Not sure.

    Thu 2007/11/01 21:55:35 JST (ID #61841)
    reply to D_Blade's comment
  • D_Blade
    D_Blade in Montreal (Registered on 2006/12/31)
    Non-profit org. volunteering work addict

    By the way, is that a boot in image #6?! *laughs*

    The lady on the cup looks nice though. *Ahem* *Warps away*

    Thu 2007/11/01 22:02:06 JST (ID #61842)
    reply to D_Blade's comment
  • notfair
    notfair in Malaysia (Registered on 2007/08/14)
    Student, ACG Fans
    http://modvisc.blogspot.com

    lol, nice idea, nice hiding of the "real" thing...

    Thu 2007/11/01 22:13:10 JST (ID #61843)
    reply to notfair's comment
  • Tragic comedy
    Tragic comedy in Singapore (Registered on 2007/04/10)
    Animator/ graphic designer
    http://www.collateralds.com/

    ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    what??!

    thats some clever disguise there..

    Thu 2007/11/01 22:19:51 JST (ID #61845)
    reply to Tragic comedy's comment
  • Boris
    Boris in USA (Registered on 2006/12/25)
    Visual Communications and Web 2.0
    http://www.imagineboris.com

    lol oh yea forgot to mention that.... i was just talking about noodles in general, not the male thingy ones AHAHAHHAHAA i don't think i would want to eat this ones, its kind of scary LOL

    Thu 2007/11/01 23:47:52 JST (ID #61849)
    reply to Boris's comment
  • radical anime fan
    radical anime fan in Singapore, Furnace City, Cinderblock Outskirts. (Registered on 2007/01/25)
    Polytechnic Junior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer In-training.
    http://thehangerbay.wordpress.com/

    *Bangs Head On Table Laughing*

    Fri 2007/11/02 08:32:33 JST (ID #61885)
    reply to radical anime fan's comment
  • DRAGUN
    DRAGUN in Arizona, USA (Registered on 2007/08/22)
    Design Consultant

    @Boris, LOL! Ahhh.. Im glad someone else has a sick mind. Wow, I think the tenga cup looks nicer. I can see a tourist buying this and then going to eat it thinking it tastes funny.

    Fri 2007/11/02 22:48:07 JST (ID #61946)
    reply to DRAGUN's comment
  • OtakuFuel
    OtakuFuel in The Local Group (Registered on 2007/10/21)
    Anime Retailer
    http://www.otakufuel.com

    Did you hide this in plain site in front of your keyboard also? ;)

    Fri 2007/11/02 23:30:05 JST (ID #61954)
    reply to OtakuFuel's comment
  • COLORSUCKER
    COLORSUCKER in Interstella 5ecret 5tar 5y5tem (Registered on 2007/11/02)
    Electro/Dance Musician, DJ
    http://www.myspace.com/colorsucker

    My girlfriend asked how does it work, I told her you basically just f*ck a cup. At least I think that's what you do, you never know with the Japanese.

    Sat 2007/11/03 10:33:23 JST (ID #61977)
    reply to COLORSUCKER's comment
  • hkmaron
    hkmaron in Hong Kong (Registered on 2007/02/12)
    Reader and Player

    Cup Nude Kare is a brilliant idea, keke. I really wonder how it works.

    Sat 2007/11/03 12:14:27 JST (ID #61989)
    reply to hkmaron's comment
  • DRAGUN
    DRAGUN in Arizona, USA (Registered on 2007/08/22)
    Design Consultant

    COLORSUCKER, come one now. You just dont go and F__k the thing, you have to warm it up first, get to know it, re-assure it that you love it very much and then F__K it. Its all about the foreplay. Lol.

    Sat 2007/11/03 12:49:19 JST (ID #61997)
    reply to DRAGUN's comment
  • junta
    junta in Japan (Registered on 2007/11/05)
    Nara
    http://www.dearbreezestudio.com/route_1971/

    とうとう本物が出たんだね

    Mon 2007/11/05 20:36:59 JST (ID #62295)
    reply to junta's comment
  • Wyu
    Wyu in Singapore (Registered on 2008/01/13)
    Anigao Kigurumi Cosplayer, Professional mask maker.
    http://www.kigurumicosplay.com

    O...M...Gawd... haha
    Screwing a cup noodle is such a good source of laughter, apart from what its meant for IMO.

    Tue 2007/11/06 07:28:20 JST (ID #62401)
    reply to Wyu's comment
  • Patrick Barron
    Patrick Barron in Michigan, United States of America (Registered on 2008/02/09)
    Grocery Store Clerk

    I can understand the need for something like that. for those like me that work long hours at odd times are have some tension.

    Mon 2008/02/11 11:59:10 JST (ID #72063)
    reply to Patrick Barron's comment
  • MasterSkirtChaser
    MasterSkirtChaser in Canada (Registered on 2008/04/29)
    Student

    So... I wasn't supposed to eat that bowl of Cup Nude...

    I think I need to go lie down now...

    Note to Self: Cup Nude = Not Edible

    Wed 2008/06/18 22:58:18 JST (ID #216531)
    reply to MasterSkirtChaser's comment
  • Neku
    Neku in Surrey BC Canada NA Earth (Registered on 2008/06/01)
    Vampire
    http://feeout.blogspot.com/

    This is something you would see a parody of, but the funny thing is ... it actually exists.

    Sat 2008/09/06 10:14:48 JST (ID #292834)
    reply to Neku's comment
  • Minaru Chou
    Minaru Chou in Philippines (Registered on 2008/09/25)
    Programmer Trainee
    http://jointsareokay.blogspot.com

    Wow...

    haha I think I want to get that, just for the fun of it.

    Only Japan thinks of the craziest things.

    Fri 2008/10/24 17:19:48 JST (ID #345244)
    reply to Minaru Chou's comment
  • Shockerz
    Shockerz in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia (Registered on 2008/10/12)
    Student
    http://shockerz.wordpress.com/

    Funny.. you don't see this everyday.

    Wed 2008/12/03 05:02:10 JST (ID #396792)
    reply to Shockerz's comment
  • ero-sennin
    ero-sennin in KL, Malaysia (Registered on 2008/06/25)
    Daytime - Financial Assistant / Nighttime - Golden Otaku + Hardcore Gamer

    This nude cup reminds me great teacher Onizuka...

    I am wondering how's he doing now... haha

    Sat 2008/12/13 22:22:13 JST (ID #410864)
    reply to ero-sennin's comment
  • dildo
    dildo (Registered on 2009/06/29)
    http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/

    I wish this weird stuff is available in automatic boxes selling Coke =) I'm sure everyone would slake his thirst with great pleasure! Frankly speaking, when I saw this cup for the first time, I thought that it's a kind of quick lunch :D LOL! You are what you eat!

    Wed 2009/07/01 16:18:57 JST (ID #663047)
    reply to dildo's comment

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