Japan Hygiene

If the thought of laying your head on a girls lap while having her clean your hairy waxy ear holes then this may be the thing for you.

After paying 2,500 yen for 30 mins or 4,500 yen for 60 mins, a girl dressed in traditional Japanese clothing will let you lay your head in her warm lap while she gives your ears a good going over.
First off you get some tea and a cold oshibori (wet towel). You then lay your head in her lap where upon she uses cold lotion to give your ears a massage. After that she proceeds to clean out your ears with an ear cleansing utensil. She then takes your ear wax and stirs it into warm soda water where upon she drinks it right before your eyes.

The ear cleaning establishment is called Nagomiya and is located in Akihabara. Images from Akiba Map.

Ah, nearly forgot to mention that I was joking about the drinking of your soda-ear-wax cocktail.