You could do a live chat room or something; get all the members together for a Q & A session, throw in a few quizzes and prizes (etc). I'm sure everyone would love that!
A British passport! I figured you might have naturalised by now, or then again, maybe not. They give foreigners discounts in Akihabara recently just for being foreign. No reason to change I guess!
Singapore eh? I'm sure you've taken the obligatory picture in front of the Merlion? And eaten a durian fruit in front of a perfume store, right? Oh the memories...
How about some trucks too? Japanese truck-drivers are awesome; living 2 meters off the ground in a decked-out space. Okay..I glamorise it, but I felt like king of the road sitting up in the passenger seat of a truck while I was hitching around Japan...
It's a sad fact that so many of our interactions with other people are governed by our physical appearance. Fortunately a smile works wonders to make up for a less-than favourable facial appeal, and brings out confidence too. Smile and be happy. :)
There are loads of sites around for learning japanese, but most operate on the assumption that you are at least familiar with hiragana and katakana (etc). I recommend getting a book (I used Minna no Nihongo, which is okay) to start with. Websites are...
