"I remember once when having blood taken back in the UK. The nurse missed *three* times - I got nervous and passed out ^^;" =>I'm assuming she had a shota complex:p もてもてだね:)
Do people even steal cars in Japan? I imagine it'd be like- "OK, I've got the car, now where should I hide it? Drive it up to Hokkaido and have it catapulted to Russia?"