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I was a bus boy once, hardest job ever, under appreciated too.

This is why I'm always worried when I buy "adult" things online. This would be like ordering a fleshlight and having it come in a box with sex toy written all over it.

He could have at least made an innuendo or something. Like "You're bike is a nice ride, wanna take a ride on me?" Or something along those lines.

Vista-tan is fat and I have a policy of "no fat girls".

I'm still searching for my first figure. I want to make it special.

I have never been dumpster diving, I may rethink doing so if there are treasures like these to be found.