you think chris drinks a lot of coke? That's nothing! I've got a prof that drinks 2x 790mls of coke WHILe he teaches, and this isn't even counting the cokes he drinks when he waddles to the lecture hall.
I hate the service charges on ATMs which is why I don't use them. There's also an incentive by the card companies in terms of a point system on all card purchases. I haven't had to pay for groceries in over a year!