Okay, Danny, here's the plan. You rent a POD, pack all this into it, pay the driver an extra $50 to "Get Lost" and come to my house. I'll unload it myself, and then you can get your deposit on the POD back.
Song by the BeeGees. It's supposedly a real place. According to the song it's somewhere in the Caribbean, which is a lie, sadly. But there is one in Indiana, and Hawaii and Mississippi. Wasn't sure if the name was from Japanese or not. Trying to...