ask for a double cheeseburger hold the mayo, a large fry and a medium milkshake....strawberry.
then turn the shower to cold water, and ask her if she'd like to join.
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remember people - the scenario mentions her being 15...16
and usually i'd give some ridiculous response...
thus...in this situation I would first tell her to hold on. go close/lock all windows and doors, give myself a rub down with hot butter, scale my bedroom mirror, then tell her to drop her shirt her boobs are showing ( コメントを見る » )
no first i'd check if she has
a crapload of friends hiding in a bush waitin' for a
ride.
i'd only take her
and since i don't have/want a girlfriend....i'm open! ( コメントを見る » )
damn can't do my usual of picking all of em? damnitt
uh uh....i dunno. can't...PICK...ONE! arhg!!! @_@
guess i'll have to pick middle right ( コメントを見る » )
Tell her class is adjourned
grab the massage oil, scream like a banshee
then give her the best rub down she's ever had
while singing, "Get Low" by Lil John and the Eastside Boys.
"From the windooooows! to the Wall! to the swear right down my _ _ _ _!" ( コメントを見る » )
Weeeeellll, you can tell by the way i use my walk! I'm a woman's man!
no time to talk!
god, i love the old school disco era.
John Travolta was god in this movie! ( コメントを見る » )