Have always wanted to be Ninja since I was a small kid and got the opportunity to get some training at Edo Wonderland Nikko. This was when I first met my sensei which went like...
Danny : I have come to be taught the ways of the Ninja. Please teach me sensei!
Sensei : We need more folks to carry on the tradition but you must first prove that you have what it takes by taking down Ninja A and Ninja B.
Danny : Ha! (draws short katana) I've been playing Ninja Gaiden and can take these pansies down in a blink! Come on!
Ninja A : Haaaaaa!
Ninja B : Uriyaaaaaaa!
Danny : Koraaaaaaaa!
Danny : ..........