Japanese Face Slimmer

Posted by Danny Choo On Wed 2009/02/04 01:43 JST In Japan
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For folks who want to keep a slim n trim face - and to scare away burglars who creep in at night while you be sleeping - a product that one wears to give you a smaller face.
Available while stocks last at Amazon for 3,129 yen.

Although the customer reviews at at Amazon for the white version of this product include:-

Its so tight that it made me feel sick.
It smells.
Useless.

How important are customer reviews to you?

Original text from FatBastard below.

Has eating all that junkfood in front of the computer made your once adorable face fat? Fear not good citizen. The Japanese feel your pain, and your luv for fava beans and a nice chianti. Introducing the Japanese Face Slimmer that'll squeeze that porkly face into someone recognizable again in a jiffy. Available now in bright, sexy purple. So flattering, you'll never want to take it off. Buy now!

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