
Contrary to what they say, even if you are naughty, Santa *will* leave a present for you. Via Neta.
whahahaha, really good one :P
He he...
LOL
i thought it was a lump of coal, wait, what do you mean thats not coal?!
It just looks like coal, because it's so burnt up by the time you find it.
you cant say "I didnt get sh!t" this christmas.
lol you mean it literally. ^^
now we all know where all the milk and cookies that he has been eating during his deliveries XDDD
LAWL ROFLMAO
Now that teaches you not to look up a fireplace!
I wonder what color Santa's sh*t is...Maybe red with green bits and pieces. =P
luckily there's no chimney in indo house^^. just make sure father/mother don't give us *literally* shit^^
You mean like fruitcake with red and green pieces? I think you're on to something JapanAnime cause always thought fruitcake taste like ****.
maybe it's pure red. wait, that would mean there's something wrong with his system.
@Hendrik: yay to no chimney!!^^
LOL of the day ^^
Don't you know? To minimise time lost, Santa eats the toys and shoots em' down the chimney, this way, it's more efficient and the children won't be quarelling coz the presents look the same...
the toy will be burned in the chimney then XD and nobody wanna want gift with diluted brownies
Lol,Thats funny xD santa is really hate bad kids then xD
Got to treasure it though... Come on, it's Santa's! Now to sell it on Ebay... lol. I was kidding.
hohoho!! LOL!!
First I noticed that the fire was burned out and some yellow water was dripping. I went closer to see what's up and saw something brownish, but it wasn't logs, I went to touch them and.........Well....I'll stop here. That's what will happen to bad kids. I've been a good kid this year so I asked for a couple of things and they're nearly sure to come.
Get some bottle rockets fire them up the chimney that will teach him.
fire in the *literal*hole! XD XD XD XD