This poor cat was caught in the act. Have you been caught (or nearly caught) ? What was your excuse/countermeasure? Via Neta.
Nearly, can't say it was the best experience.
This is hilarious, and yep. I’ve been recently busted
"I'm holding my pee in with my hand..." XD
GROSS!!
"There's a really good logical explanation for this, I just haven't thought of it yet..." no I've never been caught, although I have walked into my dorm room while my roommate was dispatching some soldiers >_< it wasn't a pleasant experience/sight and and felt really awkward after that, we didn't speak for like 3 days.
That is quite good, maybe I should try that the next time they get close...
"my therapist says its part of a healthy sex life" ... or " Im over hydrated, if I dont finish quick, Ill die!!" this might also work with females, but unless you can keep a straight face, I wouldnt recommend it.
DRAGUN, regular sex is part of a healthy life. Proven recently to be good for your heart... However, I heard that in Indonesia, it is worth the death sentence (No kidding!). Gotta fa* really discreetly then... *laughs*
I don't see having a healthy sex life would be sentenced to death here in Indonesia(I'm in Indo right now) but if youre throwing an orgy, I'll gurantee the police will act after you got beaten/burned off(might be the cause of the death) by your neighbours LOL it's moral stuff you know.....
Ah, what a bad image those radical Indonesian Muslim leaders' been giving. Having sex (even with prostitutes) isn't going to make anyone sentenced to death here, honestly. ^0^
For Indonesian people out there: I was talking about fapping. Sorry if I wasn't clear enough.
That's even less offensive then ^0^
Have not been caught yet. Was a close call once when my roommate walked in...he was wondering why I was contorting my body in a weird manner (trying to hide from him). I simply said I was stretching.
lol...i was caught once by my dad, he kinda looked, laughed, then closed the door and went and watched tv, later asking me what i wanted to eat for dinner. (for those of you wonder, i was like, F&%# then after he closed the door, i waited a sec, then finished XD)
I dont think anyone needed to know that. lol.. seriously.
LOL at being able to finish after being caught!
Evo Spec: LMAO. you, my friend have just earned my everlasting respect for being able to get the job done even after you were caught.
LMAO Who finishes after being caught? This made my day, literally.
Way to finish what you started. I guess you didn't want blue balls all day huh?
Evo_Spec, not ending completely disgusted by being interrupted and being able to finish your business... Special "lol" mention to you.
clean up after you're done
I'm not sure actually, I'm like a stealthy Ninja at times. What? You think I'm using the way of the ninja wrong?
Im sure you are using your ninjatic skills for the specific reason they were invented.
never forget to lock your door... and if your in the middle of doing it hope your wearing shorts so you can pull it right back up like nothing was happening..
You should just say, "I was keeping it clean."
or, "I was cleaning it." or if the conversation ends up like this: person A: "What are you doing?" You: *pauses* "You didn't see anything." *waves hand slightly at person A* person A: "I didn't see anything" You: *waves hand again slightly* "You want to leave and rethink your life" person A: "I need to rethink my life..."
Jedi mind tricks only works if the other person is weak minded
If they catch you and don't know what to say then you follow up properly. Anyone would be weak minded when they catch something strange like that.
Soooooooooo... this should work on most of the population?
Exactly.
I suppose it depends on who you are caught by, if it's like a male friend/roommate i think i would just pretty much say nothing, since he is likely to atleast be doing it now and then himself and he probaly wouldnt make a big fuss about it since he is embarrased himself. If it's a girl it's a bit harder i guess you could say somehting cool like "wanna help me finish", "like what you see" or "was just thinking about you" but i doubt that would help you at all. Your best shot is probaly something like just getting it hid away fast and try some standard lame excuse she isn't gonna buy and hope she doesn't spread the word to much.
Guess a frying pan on the head and undefinite ignorance of your person is the most probable outcome, but heyyyyy.^^;
yes once i was almost caught doing that and i din'd know how i couldn't listen mi dad's steps but i quiclky stand up and i did a quick think looking at the floor and told him i was cleaning my self because the floor was all full of papers....XD
a relative of mine gave me a tip on that once, he got caught once by his parents, he told them that he was just wondering how come he started to grow hair down there. lol.
Haha, it's totally hilarious! "You wa shock!"
"I cat explain, I cat explain....erm not."
Never. Been. Caught. Before. Then again, I live alone away from my parents... ^0^
I've been caught before..........by my cat.
I have to know, what happened next?
Somehow I'm extra sensitive to sound and vibration while on the act LOL... Never been caught. The closest one being pulling my hand out of my pants just the second the doorknob moves an inch, take a look in the face, and say "...what?"
LOOL at "sensitive to sound and vibration"
Lol, yeah, everyone is like that when doing the job. Heightened sense of surroundings...
Funny how the human body can display such a potential for those seemingly trivial acts (unless your reputation is at stake). ^^;
LOL...... like me and my tactical stealth espionage skills
to hiroy : what kind sound and vibration?? LOL gladly i never caught by my dad or my mon when i did it (^^)/
even though I fon't hear any sound, I somehow know if my parents were actually moving around near the room... proofen by experience LOL^^... I think its just basically since that got caught in the act is one of the worst possibilities that we want to prevent. Hence the sensitivity... Unless the house is empty or its between midnight to 4 AM, I never played eroge with both earphone... only one on the right...
An instinct build based on experience? As they said, Practice makes perfect. =p
Never been caught. Although, I did once have a fap-off against a cousin of mine a few years ago. It was the middle of the night and we couldn't sleep, so I was like: "Want to see who can get done quicker?" Yeah... it was awkward, but I won.
Lololol.. What kinda special technique did you use? Or did you use any?
that is so awkward, scary and just creepy that im shocked, fap offs are not my thing i guess :P
Dad walked in my room and saw me. I said it was a little bit inchy cause of the heat. =S He seem to believe me
"Oh my gosh! I'm innocent! Humans corrupted me, I swear!!" or "You got the wrong idea! I got to pee... Yeah, that's it!". Almost got caught but no consequences ensued. It's part of life, I suppose. Gotta do it when no one is around and discreetly, right? ^^;
Guess sitting down on the bed (with the culprit arm well hidden), having a weird look and say "You woke me up", could work. Don't ask me for the rest.
Pulling back on your clothes is the easy part. Try closing all the countless internet pages or pausing the movie + minimizing them. Now that will take another 3 seconds.
Aren't you guys supposed to say " Care to join me?" "The more the merrier..." The awkwardness will be gone and you'll have a playtime partner... Killing two birds with one stone... LOL
Unless you get the frying pan treatment (See above)... ^^
yeah, the best i can come up with is "its really itchy, so i just had to scratch it up a bit". lol. yeah, usually all senses are heightened so i always hide everything before someone comes in. but closing all the windows/movies requires a bit of skill :D, but now that they are tabs, unless ur computer freezes u can close it all in one click, which is VERY convinient.
Wow a horny cat. they must see his owner to do that
"The toilets bussy"
hahahah! i will never be caught! ^^
"I have to polish this thing regularly to keep it shiny."
LOL at polishing excuse!
if i get caught, i'll simply use my jedi mind tricks to erase that memory from that person. ('~')
"I'm not don't want to lie to you... so I'm not going to say anything."
*cat: "MEWWWW!!(TRANSLATION:close da f*&^n' door) hahaha
Totally busted...wut i wonder tho is wut the styrofoam and the beanie in the background r 4...O___o
