Sat 2008/08/23 19:21
While attending university, you managed to score a nice house with cheap rent. It's two stories, spacious, and in a good neighborhood. The only thing midly distracting you from your studies, here, is your next door neighbor's daughter. She's a 15 year old high school student who enjoys flirting with you everyday. Her bedroom is also across from your study, so she often tries to yell to you between the houses. Still, it's only a small distraction, and you've handled it well, thus far. After nearly a year of living there, your neighbors drop by to ask if you could watch the house for them. The parents are taking a second honeymoon, but they're worried about leaving their daughter alone at home. You assure them that you'll keep an eye on the house, and make sure their daughter is alright. You can see a sense of relief cross their faces, and they thank you profusely. Several days pass without event. Then, one day while studying, you hear your neighbor's daughter calling to you from her bedroom. You look up from your book, and see her gesturing for you to come over. You politely refuse, and go back to reading. You hear her call, again; this time gesturing more animatedly for you to come over. You once again smile and wave at her, continuing your studies. Again, you hear her voice. Heaving a deep sigh, you look up to the scene above. What do you do? Image from Gelbooru.
Posted on Sat 2008/08/23 19:21 by
First off, id grab some tissues to stop the nosebleed that has begun flowing from my nose. Then i would, well i dunno what i would do after words. It'd probably go along the lines of me "falling" head first into her chest.
(ID #275590) Posted on 2008/08/23 19:28
All you'd see is a small puff of smoke and the *ding* as i head straight for that Valley of Heaven.
(ID #275595) Posted on 2008/08/23 19:30
a female demon possessed a guy body but end up controled by guy's "burning desire"...
release a speech :" Oh My God..." then do something i really "love" to do >.<
(ID #275596) Posted on 2008/08/23 19:31
Director/代表取締役
Good timing - we just ran out of milk and I was just about to make a cuppa PG Tips.
(ID #275602) Posted on 2008/08/23 19:33
*looks up PG Tips*...aha...^_^
(ID #275609) Posted on 2008/08/23 19:35
it's tea, he's posted some random things about it ^_^
(ID #275631) Posted on 2008/08/23 20:02
Part human, part student, 100% loser
LOL...
(ID #275642) Posted on 2008/08/23 20:13
Classic!
(ID #275652) Posted on 2008/08/23 20:29
rolf
(ID #275669) Posted on 2008/08/23 21:28
radical anime fan in Singapore; starting to freeze up. Mmm, end-of-year weather. (登録日: 2007/01/25 22:08)
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
"Best Comeback Comment" award nominee. :D
(ID #278175) Posted on 2008/08/25 22:34
filmaker
i wouldnt go nxt door...but i would send my dolphin over to investigate
(ID #275604) Posted on 2008/08/23 19:34
That's either a really long dolphin, or you've got a detachable model...^^;
(ID #275611) Posted on 2008/08/23 19:36
rocket dolphins!
(ID #275834) Posted on 2008/08/24 01:22
remember people - the scenario mentions her being 15...16 and usually i'd give some ridiculous response... thus...in this situation I would first tell her to hold on. go close/lock all windows and doors, give myself a rub down with hot butter, scale my bedroom mirror, then tell her to drop her shirt her boobs are showing
(ID #275626) Posted on 2008/08/23 19:47
Isn't the age of consent 16 in Japan? If she was 15 when you moved in and it's been 1 year, then she should be 16 by now. I know one of the plot lines of Kodomo no Jikan is Reiji planning on marrying Rin once she turns 16.
(ID #276379) Posted on 2008/08/24 14:32
Mechanical Engineering student
LOL I'm only 17 right now so I have no problems with engaging in a relationship with a 15 year old girl. But, if given a situation like this one, I will rush towards her room and study there so she would stop doing an act like that again. If one of the neighbors saw that I'll be in trouble!
(ID #275630) Posted on 2008/08/23 20:01
15 is fair game. :P
(ID #275650) Posted on 2008/08/23 20:25
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
Pay her a *friendly visit*.
(ID #275668) Posted on 2008/08/23 21:25
She's only 15? That's a no go for me =P
(ID #275671) Posted on 2008/08/23 21:37
Same here.
(ID #275711) Posted on 2008/08/23 22:55
Admin in the egg
Well, I'd go dondake first, and as your scenario described I don't like her so I would yell over: "You will catch a cold like that.".
(ID #275690) Posted on 2008/08/23 22:28
studying texts everyday will put a lot of strain on your eyes.i'll go over and study her body.this way i'll get some exercise and will relieve some strain on my eyes
(ID #275702) Posted on 2008/08/23 22:43
Part-time Dreamer
I don't want to disturb my routine so I'll gesture at her to come to my place. XD
(ID #275722) Posted on 2008/08/23 23:14
Software Developer / Programmer
*cough* jailbait *cough*
(ID #275768) Posted on 2008/08/24 00:03
Plenum (登録日: 2008/05/29 15:18)
Is that a van i see down the street??? XD
(ID #275922) Posted on 2008/08/24 03:26
I would ignore it and continue reading to see if she would go even further.
(ID #275773) Posted on 2008/08/24 00:07
As a caring oniichan character, I'll sit her down and lecture to her about the dangers of .. catching a cold.
(ID #275790) Posted on 2008/08/24 00:22
smack her head with a harisen
(ID #275820) Posted on 2008/08/24 01:04
I fall out of my window.
(ID #275835) Posted on 2008/08/24 01:22
I'll just jump thru' the window over. Haha
(ID #275856) Posted on 2008/08/24 01:52
"Are you sure about this miss? Well let's get it on nice and slow!" RAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR!! I'll go to her and grab those EYES so yummy! *zips*
(ID #275871) Posted on 2008/08/24 02:11
Drop my studies and come over at once. The rest is obvious.
(ID #275915) Posted on 2008/08/24 03:19
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
stare back at the eyes? lol!!!
(ID #275946) Posted on 2008/08/24 04:10
"Well, you hit puberty fast didn't you" *faint from blood loss*
(ID #275959) Posted on 2008/08/24 04:29
i would jump 10 feet from my room and land in hers, and say "you called?"
(ID #275970) Posted on 2008/08/24 04:37
Tell her you will be there in a sec, close the blinds and take ur sex toys with you put on ur lather suit and get your wipe ready cuz your going to have a hot night!
(ID #275975) Posted on 2008/08/24 04:44
well my first response to this would be to think that they must be feeding her quite well, if her knockers are that big and shes only 15 or 16. she is jailbait though so, i wouldn't do it. i will tell her to do that again 2 years from now.... XD
(ID #275980) Posted on 2008/08/24 04:49
Two girls in my class when I was 14 had unpadded D-cups, already... ^_^;
(ID #276006) Posted on 2008/08/24 05:44
security/3d graphic artist
the question is... how did u know they were unpaded D-cups?? he he
(ID #276427) Posted on 2008/08/24 15:06
^_____^
(ID #276592) Posted on 2008/08/24 18:02
Ok, where's chris hanson?
(ID #276013) Posted on 2008/08/24 06:03
docdre (登録日: 2008/08/07 14:19)
*looks at her eyes* Can you sharpen my pencil? *grins*
(ID #276062) Posted on 2008/08/24 07:41
nah, she is underaged.
(ID #276133) Posted on 2008/08/24 09:55
security/3d graphic artist
time to get my noodle wet!
(ID #276429) Posted on 2008/08/24 15:06
"You politely refuse, and go back to reading" Hahah, as if anyone here would do that.
(ID #276750) Posted on 2008/08/24 22:26
Mano (登録日: 2008/06/21 22:53)
talk her that she dont know make such big eyes to beg for smt, make sure be next to the person you begging.
(ID #277677) Posted on 2008/08/25 14:25
radical anime fan in Singapore; starting to freeze up. Mmm, end-of-year weather. (登録日: 2007/01/25 22:08)
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
Bring her into my room... and make sure she's doing her revision work instead of taking off her garments.
(ID #278176) Posted on 2008/08/25 22:37
*get out a box of cookies* "can i have some milk with that?" hands her a cookie for effort, but but politely refuses and returns to ero-manga
(ID #279090) Posted on 2008/08/26 14:46
A two year difference is still legal consent right?
(ID #281502) Posted on 2008/08/28 11:49
show her my boobs
(ID #285034) Posted on 2008/08/31 01:32
Id run over there while asking myself why I didn't go over earlier.
(ID #288002) Posted on 2008/09/02 16:55
I'll go there straight ahead,across the houses!!!!flyyy....
(ID #293068) Posted on 2008/09/06 21:08
jump straight like spider-man!!
(ID #303515) Posted on 2008/09/16 23:16
i do not know just go with the flow
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