"...." Via Omoshiro.
an unique party ._.???
"Where are you looking at?"
"Holy Shit, how come you have three legs?! OH.......never mind"
No, no it's just under qualifying length.
guy with no shirt: so what do you think of it? bald guy: i have seen better
does this look like a Q to you?
GOTTA LOVEEEEEEEEE FAMILY GUY!
"What's up Boys?"
"I swear it was there a while ago!"
"You're right... it does lean to the left." Zing!
Damn... that's one fine body! ;D
"I think we need a magnifying glass."
LOL, people would have squat down to look already.
Everyone, "Sugoiiii, that's amazing!" Fred, "I think it comes from my fathers side... he's african american you know..."
I just got out of the pool I swear! Haven't you ever heard of shrinkage.
"That's not normal, is it?"
Scrattttttch that one. "See that guys, I'm 9 inches African."
Naked Guy: "This is how we masturbates properly" The Rest: "Owhhh...!!"
"Guys I took the steroids you told me to use and now look at me!"
(buffed guy) : yes.... a miracle aint it... i was told by the last girl to become a porn star...
"They said the last time they saw "it", "it" was around there.."
"So I fold it like this, twist it here, and poke it there... and voila: a cute doggie!"
"...and to untie it just... uh oh.. shit, it's stuck"
"told you I can lift weights using my... toes" ^^
its a bird, its a plane, its superman!
"See, told you steroids shrinks it."
shhhh... be quiet, you're scaring it.
"Vladimir demonstrates the consequences of neglecting safety regulations at the guillotine factory."
God that's hairy! Erm... I meant your chest really. =x
"Russian Idol jury not impressed by Boris's dick performance"
Looooong silence... "We ain't gettin' any younger, if you know what I mean."
"Hay Guise...Cock goes where again?"
ladies and gentlemen, say hello to my little friend.
Dear God, please help me find my shirt before anyone sees me. Amen.
hairy man. " is discharge normal??" guys starring. " ive never seen it green like that!"
I think he's playing a PSP, DS or Gameboy Advance boxing game while getting weigh in...
Naked guy: See that?I got some foot spa minutes ago. Other Guys: Whoa,nice feet!
vlad's penis gives the team a pep talk.
You may want to have a doctor treat that, my cousin died from the same thing.
"With my groin hidden and everyone staring, this opens up all sorts of humurous comment opportunities!"
"$5 to see $10 to touch $15 HJ $20 BJ $25 Zj" "whats a ZJ?" "you obviously dont got $25"
LOL!
LOL! BEER FEST!
guy without shirt: and thats how I let my knife fenish get to far... other guy: OMFG! o.O!!
naked guy: sit!... stand!....rollover!.....juggle balls! :x other guys:(look at their own n dispair)
UH.....DOES THAT LOOK INFECTED TO YOU?
