While learning Japanese, you will need to also learn Engrish when you move to Japan. Can you guess what product these instructions are for? Via Japanitup.
oooh...talk english good i also
Wait a minute...what product is this anyway? spray can from my best guess.... may be exploded if placed in a high temperature room especially in vehicles under the hot sunny day. Also keep away from fire too..?
Watashi wa wakarimasen
From the information I have gathered, it seems that is a magical item that should not be heated... LOL, No idea what it it...
this guess i'll make.. the product it is.. a ware of plastic.. utensils it is used.. Atleast I know where Yoda learned his English from..
"printed matter such as magic" WTF !!?!! magic is a matter wow for those who want more engrish here is a link www.engrish.com
Ok... I have always thought Japanese English was weird, but to this extent... anyone think it is comparable to Singlish? (Singaporean vernacular English)
I believe Singlish is a unique creole by itself. It's way 'advanced' compared to this.
WAy more advanced in terms of vulgarities, yes, we can draw upon the many dialects, lolz. at first i thought it was printer paper from 'printed matter', but then you don't need to dry printed paper. after reading it many times, i go tthe idea that it's a magical object, shoulden't heat, must dry? Does anyone has Nanoha's handphone number?
omoshiroi............
understand i do not.
if they don't even bother checking their english, why bother print them in english anyway...
http://www.daiso-sangyo.co.jp/english/products/ ^funny though, seems alright to me :P Manglish FTW though :P
Lol, manglish seconded!!!
I'm going to guess that it's from some sort of fixative. I didn't think it was that bad, but maybe I'm desensitized to Engrish at this point.
"becoming a high temperature and might transform it" you mean like transformers lol
Let me guess, it's a mahou shoujo equipment! Am I right? :)
is it an ink or toner cartridge? i have no idea.
nevermind, i cheated and went to the source page. i'm not going to say what it is and spoil it for everyone else though
lemme guess... its somethign very random and has nothing related to the warning -.-" but ya spray can for me atm --> like those gundam model cans
well, keep in mind the size thats on the package, its not likely to be spray paint
Awesome translation. It jumbled my noggin for a good laugh. But seriously they should get someone who is fluent in english to write their english descriptions.
Well....I think that this thing is a lost cousin of Optimus Prime or something like that. Since it can transform Xp
And don't forget that 'All your base are belong to us!'
probably used google trad : o
Wakaranai... Paper maybe?
lol engrish XDDD but let's admit it...we also talk sometimes in broken japanese XDDD
Dunno wat the heck is it saying!
I think it's a plastic cover product, and judging from the size description, most likely A name Tag cover to wear on the neck for press event
I think its magic paper..
becoming a high temperature and might transform it What the heck is inside that?
Singlish has weird expression as well, like "Like that also can?" ("it's alright that way?") or "Anyhow also can" ("anything")
but Singlish is much more understandable than this...
anyway is that toilet paper? :|
lol I guess it happens in every country, there are a lot of strange ones in the Philippines as well: http://www.marvinryan.com/blog/2005/11/23/pinoy-reetin-englesh-written-english/ http://www.marvinryan.com/blog/2006/09/01/bad-signs/
its probably the accent being a bit close to spanish (using spanish vowels etc.) still funyn though lol
I... don't get what its trying to put forth to me... I just don't... *brain overloads*
Must be a condom.
...it says 3.6 inch x 2.5 inch
Yup is important international language if you traveling around world, But not all people in can speak english
its obviously a paint can. if you leave it in a high temperature area it might set alight and that you have to let it dry on its own. daiso sangyo is a livingware company that sells hobby stuff and it looks like a paint can, how? well the rim at the bottom isnt something that is found on spray cans. im not 100% sure that its a paint can because of the DO size, but i take it that the 3.6inch X 2.5inch is how much you can cover? bye bye.
Malaysia English is probably better...
