Top Left: Do not chop up your dog here. Top Right: Do not put weights behind your dog. Bottom Left: No dogs with three fangs. Bottom Right: Do not throw Shuryukens. Does anybody else have their own interpretation?
top left- dont rake leaves on your dog top right- dont let your dog attract moyashimon dl- no dogs with hair dr-no blowing things up
Top Left: Do not stole your dog fur Top Right: Do not let your dog plant a mines Bottom Left: No doggy style here Bottom Right: No waxing in here
top left: do not torture your dog top right: do not put your dog in front of another dog's poo bottom left: your dog cant'be a dog bottom right: do not make star with smoke
"Your dog can't be a dog." Aw, dangit. I was so sure when I got 'im at the pet store. xD
Top left: No grooming Top right: No poo-ing Bottom left: No dogs allowed Bottom right: Live is made easier if you don't have a dog in the first place N00B!
The last line, it's "Life"... Yea...
1st rule: you do not talk about dog's brush 2nd rule: you DO NOT talk about dog's poo 3rd rule: one dog at a time 4th rule: firecrackers will go on as long as they have to
i am jack's dog.
Top left: Don't put noodles on your dog.
that's ok. if your dog doesn't look like the one on the sign, it is ok to do any of the mentioned. ^^;
LOL....
LOL!
LOL. Nice one!
lol...
If you compile every signs, here is what they mean.. Overall: Get an AIBO, not a real dog.. You do not have to worry about anything that is related to all the signs..
but then ifwe have AIBO dont you think they'll replace it with dogs + recycling tips? :P
Top left- Do not stab dog with bed of needles Top right- Do not put chocolate pudding behind dog Bottom left- Do not dog Bottom right- No mahou shoujo
Sign 1: Do not suspend a comb on top of your dog (attracts evil spirits?). If we see lost souls in the vinicity, you're doomed. Sign 2: Do not wait for your dog to poop on the floor. Do make a dramatic jump save, with only a tissue, baseball catcher-style. If we spot a dog poop, you'll pay dearly. Sign 3: Anyway, if we do spot you with a dog (even a fake one), you're in for a good fine. Sign 4: Do not pretend to be safe and party if you can't see this sign (or feign to). Please do not take us for fools or simpletons.
Top Left - Do not give your dog a shower. Top Right - Do not let your dog near a self destruct button. Bottom Left - Do not keep a dog as a pet. Bottom Right - Fireworks do not shoot stars.... they shoot fires.
"Fireworks do not shoot stars.... they shoot fires." LOL
EPIC!!!
top left: No dogs and combs/brushes. top right: no dogs and stones. bottom left: no dogs. bottom right: no fireworks with swirly wrapping and sparks.
Top left: dogs do not brush their teeth..therefore,the bad breath. top right: dogs shit sitting down, not standing. bottom left: call the dogs buster when in need.. bottom right: no transformations of any "mahou inu lyrical doggu" allowed here.
*change sitting to squating..thx
might be a little difficult to sit whilst pooing. :P
Top left - don't brush your dog here top right - don't provoke your dog to s&%@ here bottom left - no dogs here bottom right - don't play catch with your dog and a firework here
top left: do not use dog as table top right: do not give suppositories to the dog bottom left: no "shaggy dogs" here lol! bottom right: no celebrations of any kind for your dog.
Top Left: Dogs do not like their teeth being cleaned. Top Right: Do not feed your dog land mines. Bottom Left: No genetically modified crocodile/dog hybrids allowed. Bottom Right: Partying with your dog in the middle of the park can be dangerous.
For dogs only: TL: you not allowed to comb TR: don't pooh where it can be seen BL: don't grin at bitches BR: watch where you're going
1- don't offer ramen to dog, he'll ignore it 2- dog doesn't like kagami mochi and ignores it too 3- I don't like dog, he's stupid 4- So I wack him with a stick!
4- Happy Unbirthday 0/
Top Left - Do not use your dog as a brush. Top Right - Do not turn your dog into clay. Bottom Left - Do not let your dog grow a beard. Bottom Right - Do not use straws to catch stars.
Since I can't read Japanese I assume it's all true. I'm always throwing shurikens at my dog to keep him on his toes.
1. no brushing dog(maybe because of allergies?) 2. no dog messes. 3. while we're at it, no dogs allowed. 4. no fireworks.
TL: No flushing your dog down the loo TR: Do not use dog as mine-field clearer BL: Use a leash when walking your bench BR: Fireworks+RC toys prohibited: however, RC-fireworks are permitted
LOL, the bottom right looks like a Dragonball!!! XD
Top Left: Do not practice your magic act on your dog. Top Right: Ouch... Bottom Left: Dogs that look like yours are not allowed. Bottom Right: Do not use dogs filled with coca-cola and fizz candy as throwing grenades.
