Robot fans can die in style as this robot will rescue your dead body from any rubble - big or small. "Owned by the Tokyo Fire Department and controlled by remote control, Robokiyu uses two movable arms to drag a person’s body up the slide located in the front of the machine." But if you are alive then you may as well be dead as the two arms may grab ones dolphin meaning no more health care for the rest of ones life. So the question has to be asked - would you rather die or live with no dolphin? Via Anime C.
Wooo! My dead body will be saved by robots, rejoice! And I would like to die with my dolphin intact Thank you....
LOL coz if I live without a dolphin then that's the same as neing dead, ya know what I mean?
I second that. I know what you mean. How can a man live without the item that symbolizes his existence!?
Is that a real dead body in the picture? o_O
Yeah I was thinking the same thing, the lady was running like something was going on! Only a matter of time before it becomes a Gundam ^^ Puts people in its backpack. (RX-79)
That's a cruel question to ask! I would probably want to live, since I can still snuggle and feel #*@##$&.... Besides I would go get a transplant of a new dolphin... Yes I realize I'm cheating a little but can you blame me??
They can grow you a new dolphin nowadays. So no need to worry.
ill die with dignity as a man and perish along with my dolphin intact.
of course I don't want a dolphin when I die... :P seriously tho when it's my time to go, I hope I go quickly ^^;
Quick AND peacefully...
You own a dolphin? *confused*
Not to worry chun. Dolphins can easily be resuscitated with vigor by means of CPR. Ask the hubby.
Yeah, I'd imagine the pain on your husband if you were to say something along the lines of: "Darling, I want a dolphin as my last wish". Or stuff like that. ... OMG... What did I just wrote?!
Difficult choice, but maybe you're not as hard as a metal pipe at the time and the robot didn't crush your dolphin as bad. I guess it can be reattached and healed, O_o ?
I plan to live as long as I can and make the most out of this lease called life so whatever. My cetacean appendage does not define my life unlike some people.
Same, same... But "cetacean appendage"?! What the heck is that supposed to mean?! *Imagines the dangling thingie in the form of a real cetacean* Barf bag, please!
That's a tough decision, but I think I'll keep my dolphin.
lol the way you said it... it is really funny the dolphin lol
o.o Caption *IN YOUR PLANET, EATING JOO CITIZENS!*
I want to be rescued by a Tachikoma. At least it could cheer me up quite a bit by saying random, funny and optimistic stuff. Then I would suffer less or die in peace. Tachikoma, you're so cool!!
The german dub killed the Tachikomas for me, it's well done but the Tachikoma voices are sooo annoying...
i die when the dolphin dies.
Well, the robot just follow a simple command actually.. "Drag And Drop" Simple.. ^^
I think I'd die while having my dolphin "detached" ^^
I'd rather die.
i'd rather die lulz
As long as my soldiers are still raring to go, I want to to live.
They should make the robot cooler so the victim will not die in vain. Personally, saved by such an odd looking robot is a shame.
I don't mind as long as the have something that allows someone to control the robotic arms. After all, I can't choose the pose I'm in after an accident. Then again the human mind is unpredictable. Maybe the operator has a dolphin-grabbing fetish >_<
That picture reminds me of Soylent Green, expect they were scooping up people who were still alive...
It doesn't look like its rescuing, more like harvesting humans for its own consumption. That thing would make a great cherry-picker, as well.
WINspectoo.....r XD did anybody watch that toku? but the rescue robots in that series will only save little brats or girls :P
No Dolphin No Life
"Die" for me (@@. But why would they use robot to collect the body in Japan?
Safety measures? (Rotten corpse, germs and infectious diseases, commotion, risk for the victim dying/end paralyzed if spinal cord is severed, etc., etc.)
Ah, dead body already. Oops.
No dolphin, no live...sure you could still be productive but I think everynight you'd think about your poor dolphin, and go crazy.
With technology increasing as rapidly as it is, I'd rather live without than die with. Why? two words, "hydraulic dolphin" :D
But think of the Dolphins feelings... he will never be the same again... and btw hyrdraulic, that means oil-soldiers...
I'd rather die a man than live with a dolphin
Huh? Say again?
That's a tough question and I really don't know what to pick right now. Meh, I'd probably live on :0
No dolphin? BYE-BEE!
Interesting idea...although, I would cringe at the thought of a malfunction. I don't know...eunuch lifestyle couldn't be that bad, I would think.
Danny,do not include my dolphin within this matters...
the robot looks like it is doing garbage disposed!
Chill, I don't want those filthy robots saving me. Let the those terminators touch someone elses body. I want good ol fashioned human care.
death is the only option if i were to lost my dolphin... but if cybernetics could replace the lost dolphin then thats a different story...
I don't want to lose my dolphin when I haven't even used it at least a few hundred times. >_<
Living without a dolphin is the same as being dead
I think that's a little extreme. i mean...It's also hard to get that thing in tight places.
