There is a conversation at Vipper entitled "What feels like *eyes*" Some of the answers are like:- Mums belly. Bag of water. Ones own balls. Condom covered with lotion and blown up. Balloon half filled with water. Cats belly. Underarm. Are there any more items that you can suggest for a fellow ronery otaku? Image via Moe Imouto - sorry cant remember which page.
so..... am I supposed to go around touching something and my own and compare? LOLOL I'm curious about other female's "eyes" tho :P
LOLOL So what are the results? LOL just kidding...
Me: "Mom, can I like... touch your cans? My friends want me to tell them how they feel"
My cats belly dont feel like eyes lol. I assume they mean a fairly rotund cat then? lol And underarm... hmmm, spose that ones right. I dont have balls so I don't know about that one.
I don't think mens "balls" feel like "eyes". They're more like squidgy rotten apples HAHAHA Mind me coppin' a feel? (joke, i'm not that perverted)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROTTEN APPLES! xD i totally agree...
They would never feel the same. Don't forget the fur on cats.
Nothing to add to the list, but the previous comments are kind of interesting. As for the items listed, I couldn't say. It really depends on if they're fake or not.
Really soft pillows.
underarms!?! *shudders*
Cat's belly?.. I've never seen any quite that... furry. As for what they feel like... I think I wanna go do some research in the field to get more familiar with different eyes. You think someone will give me a research grant?
how about your butt? that could be close.. except a bit firm.. but the smoothness is there
thighs? bolster feels like it too...had wet dreams due to that
Bag of sand. :P
"Come on man! Bag of sand..?"
Actually, I've heard that. During a youth group at church, we were talkin' sex/relationships & the guys were in one group & we were asking 2 female leaders something & I asked "what do breast feels like?".
I'm wondering what kind of eyes the person who suggested "cats belly" has felt. O_o
they must be touching the wrong pair of eyes. as far as i know, there isn't any comparison to anything that feels like an actual pair of eyes.
when you say wrong pair of eyes suddenly hairy eyeballs came to mind LOL!
that's what i was getting at. i couldn't imagine hairy eyes. grosses me out just thinking of it. i wonder how many women in the world have hairy eyes? if any at all.
this reminds of the movie 40 year old virgin. that guy say eyes feels like a bag of sand
never felt it before so can't tell. orz
Same here. We're missing out on something great, I bet....*punchs wall*
same here as well... *kicks the wall...*
girl's eyes feels like girl's eyes. thats what they feel like, non other things feels like it. thats why we want it so much, because its unique - what more each girl's eyes are unique to the girl itself. so treasure it if you have one/have permission to touch one
Haha, that's quite flattering. :D
I have to say girls' eyes feel like a latex glove full of mayonnaise.
REALLY SOFT PILLOWS!!! XDDD
Heaven.
Hell comes after you touch the breast... When you're caught and sent to jail for sexual harassment...
Cat's belly, as long as it's a bald fat cat... :P Underarm... that's not flattering at all. XD You know, because underarm is either muscle-rigid, or too flabby.... :P You know, *eyes* can only feel like *eyes*. That's why we like 'em so much... because nothing else can quite compare to.
eyes feel like eyes
I agree eyes just feels like eyes. LOL
Really, there is just nothing like them around. Once you've had the real thing, you can't go back to your imitation balloon filled with fine grain sand... :D
A balloon filled with oat flour.
You forgot to include 'fats' there ^^; Moe imouto has the cleaned up and fixed version of that picture. http://moe.imouto.org/post/show/21958/fixed-hare_hare_harem-open_shirt-pantsu-tagme-wait
I don't think there is a good equivalent for that part of the female anatomy... Maybe a soft stress ball?
I guess a magical pony!
feels like heaven.. :P
don't eyes feel like...eyes!?
or like dolphins
Eyes are one of the reasons why we have dolphins.
GAAAAAAHHHH! Now I REALLY want to know! I've been wondering for so many years! Your hand DOES sink in when they're big, right? I mean, animes say so...They just sink like quicksand...
Clearly someone who knows what boobs feel like well enough to know what else feels like them is no otaku. Except the guy who said underarm, coz that's just silly.
so what's next? what does a dolphin feels like? ('~')
That piece of knowledge is already known by almost 6 billion people. It's the 0.5 billion out of the 6 that don't know what eyes feel like; myself included. And no, I'm not deprived. Cute avatar, by the way.
Obviously Candy Girl didn't provide enough "oomph" for Danny. he needs to make sure. Just in case.
I wish mouse can feel like eyes in the future.
I have to reply back when I find out a decade later. Well, hopefully...
Hoho... well, eyes feels like a sof, firm and warm hot water bottle... But there is no comparison... the smell and feeling is unique. Gotta love them. Fake ones are ugly though... too hard and they don't hang properly.
The question should be: Do oppai mouse-pads feel like eyes?
one's own balls??!? Seriously?!? Man that is just gross. LOL. I'll add to that...water balloons :D
they do feels like water balloons XD
Jello in saran wrap?
can't tel you what they feel like when you use your hands, but i can tell you what it feels like using your mouth... ever tried gummy bears?
