Its official - the more you care for your health, the less chance you have of getting cancer. "Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest. They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly. " Full story at BBC News via Digimaga. Uncensored image of Miyako at Moe Imouto waiting to care for you. Bah. Why didn't anybody tell me this when I was a teenager? And there was me feeling guilty and scared that I was going to catch some disease. Anybody else here feel that they were doing something wrong when in the process of caring?
haha yea so put down that cigarette and break out the cocoa butter!
Lol ya. Your dolphin needs more attention, wax on, wax off..
well this is good news to me. Looks like I wont be catching prostate cancer anytime soon I always thought stretching my neck muscles was bad for the bones in your neck. But Ive learned many moons ago that its good to stretch it especially. Relieves good amounts of stress too I hear. ya..thats just me
Wait, you're telling me everytime I do the dirty, I'm reducing the chance of getting cancer? HAHHAAHHAHAHAHA AWESOME! This totally made my day! I'm a health nut!
Yeah, I use to get that guilty sensation...why is that anyway?
if I take care of my health imagining things with a "hot girl" I could feel a little guilty at the end. But when its with a girl I feel more affection with, I just feel happy. Obviously in my harem usually there is only anime girls.
I guess when you're younger you're more self conscious about those things. You get older and stop caring, and, by extension, improve your health... :D
Our culture is big on making it seem like a bad thing. So, when you're young and impressionable, you believe what everyone is telling you...
Two thousand years of nonsensical religious oppression, telling us feeling good is bad.
5 times a week!? that's a lot of work, I got to buy a candy girl!
Well I take care of my dolphin about 5 times a week like the article says. Guess I'm 1/3 less likely to develop prostate cancer. This is very good news for me.
you are kidding? not even when I was like 15 I did that. Congrats :)
So your telling me 23 times a week is wrong? :<
LOL whut? 25 times?! Man, you're amazing...
Ooops, it's 23* times...
You surely gonna have no problems with cancer, but you gotta have a TENNIS ELLBOW!! 23 Times a week, this could be the frequency of NSFW and usual eroge articles here per week, is there any causal relationship?
i got your 23, how about 20 times in a single day? thats a personal best, of course couldnt do anything for about month and half and both hands and dolphin throbbing the entire time.
Allright..........now that's a preventive action that is not unpleasant at all....feels good to be healthy....ooops
Hmmmm... Reminds me of a relatively similar article that we may have come across in the beginning of this month... *laughs*
a healthy dolphin is a happy dolphin. 5 times, thats quite alot of work indeed.
It's nice to see another excu... reason to do it
if your parents catch you, you can explain them. This is a very serious thing. You don't want to have Cancer, me neither.
"C'mon, Mom, I need those magazines to take care of my health! Just ask Dad!"
lol!!!
Great news for Ronery Guys like Uncle Gladwort.
It seems that perhaps some churches want men to get prostate cancer.
i think we all die from overbleed b4 prostate cancer get to us lol.
Haha Or die from exhaustion. TeeHee! =P
or run out of juice. but lol this is pretty weird and cool at the same time. also bbc posting this up is more intresting e.O
Ya, I felt I was doing something wrong before. Then I stopped doing it wrong, lol
This is true, I knew some priests who ended up having prostate cancer during their later years. Although I heard excessive waxing may have the same effect on a person's prostate as well. ^^;
Ahhh!! Dont scare people like that! Unless you have some evidence to back it up.
lol. ^^;
btw just a little fyi, I know some old folks with prostate cancer, and they tell me there is another alternative to relieve prostatic fluid build up. it's a lot more unpleasant, however a doctor can push out the fluid by pressing on the prostate thru the back door. talk about orz~! ^^; I bet all of you who are reading this are now saying, "I'd rather wax me dolphin". ^^
i forgot which movie this was..but 3 guys went to a sperm bank to donate their sperm, and one of the guys wanted to hump a nurse instead. The nurse came into that guys room, and instead of humping the nurse, the nurse did what you stated above. I also hear, by doing that, your orgasm peaks to its limits.
hey the movie was road trip, and it was halarious
lol, I wouldn't dare try. ^^; but about the movie, I think it was the 2001 movie Tomcats. ^^
no...that movie was road trip. the process is called milking the prostrate
I stand corrected. ^^
it's prostate massage. you ask someone (preferably a female) to massage ur butt hole...
lol. folks are probably more accustomed with stuff going out of it rather than in. but yes, if we had to choose, we'd all rather that a girl do it than a guy.
this is indeed a good news to all men. At least we won't feel that much guilty while taking care our health now.
It would be news but that article is 4.5 years old! I dig the pic though. :)
I'm more worried about stray 7.62 rounds finding a way past my IBA and / or Stryker. I heed the words of Mr. Connery, "Most things in here don't react too well to bullets," which I extend to include my soldiers and I. Still, I don't expect to live forever. Maybe a little older than when La Divina left us, but certainly not as old as my grand parents on my mother's side. Back on topic, if I'm going to get cancer, it isn't going to be down there. Liver and respiratory, I think I'll give them a 50-50 shot at not growing non-functional bio-masses IF I keep up my current college lifestyle out there in the real world. I hope those odds improve....
*shivers* you mean even doctor even do their dolphin waxing.....
uhm...hello there...uhm...my mom sez when i was a 12 year old indvidual entering adolescent period, that masturbation IS the very thing that might give you prostate cancer.....now my head's been confused....anyway she's a registered nurse so she knows some stuff about health...
Without a doubt, THE best news about health that affects me I'll ever hear, aside from video games being good. Perhaps I should show my health teacher this tomorrow... Say, does this apply to women?
I just noticed, this is from July 2003, almost 5 years ago.....I wonder if there's a more recent article...
THANK YOU SCIENCE!!! XDDDDD
How regularly?
i guess it's at least 3 times a week? ^^ THE MORE THE HEALTHIER
Are you serious about that article Danny. I never heard of that & my family,friends,and people around me have heard alot of things but not this.
i never felt healthier. ('~')
haha now there can really be such thing as a head doctor or along with your massage and happy ending u get a sticker or ribbon saying your cancer free ppl will be putting on clinics everywhere, THIS IS MADNESS lol
going to print this out and show it to my gf
Woot! There will real stress on the dolphins.. But who cares!
I guess a lot of people take care now... save the dolphins, save the world!!
Here goes nothing, guess everybody here is more than healthy...
Health health =D
Hmph. If thia was true, I would've had Arnold's right bicep in High School.
But I feel safe from cancer now.
Now I feel much healthier than ever XD
As long as I keep following nice suggestions I read on DannyChoo, I'm never getting prostate cancer! :P Also, great excuse for buying a candy girl huh? "No, I'm not a pervert! I... just take good care of my health"
Good to hear that I've been winning in life all this time since I was 14.
Goodbye cancer, hello low sperm count.
Wow.. Now I can change to that from "An apple a day, keeps the doctor away.." XD
now i can that porn is a health supplement
More reasons to take better care of the dolphin now, but 5 times/week.. a little bit too much for me. >_< To be honest I once failed to masturbate after I did the activity the day before. ToT My meiosis seems like it's not working on the right pace or something? ^^
lol, I heard that ages ago. Good Dolphin care leads to a healthy prostate. Even my doctor said so. Still doesn't mean you can skip that yearly "checkup" when you hit 40 (35 in my case as both father and grandfather had early signs of PC).
I heard something like this a few years back too, and it's awesome.
Could anyone share their methods? I have never masterbated. LOL
Just search for masturbation at Wikipedia. Techniques are covered there too. ^^'' http://en.wikipedia.org/
Caring for my health since about 12 years of age, now 40 years old with no sign of cancer. ^_^ Now we just need to get the government to agree that we can buy Tenga and other health-care products with a government health care subsidy...
*save*click* Immediately upgraded my vitamin stash XD
I don't feel guilty about it. I just beat my #$#$ like it owes me money.
oh shoot! i'm falling off short on the weekly quota, guess i'll have to play catch up with you guys. and i'm off for a count...
masturbating not only saves you from prostate cancer, but also will make you feel more healthier. do it on a regular basis and you can feel the difference. and it is good for releasing your stress. climaxing is the best thing men can do :)
interesting research... never knew anything about that... very informative...
lol, of course even better is to have a cute japanese girl who can help you fight cancer ^ ^;
Hmm, looks like I need to take care of my 'dolphin' (in secret) when I'm at a young adult. BTW, nice NSFW picture of Miyako Miyamura.
I KNEW IT!!!
I tried it by accident, and once I did, I could never stop. Thanks to that memorable day, I became a full-time hentai ^o^
See! Thats why men do it! We know that we are fighting our natural enemies...
Jaja, finally is official! Always knew it!
Someone posted a similar research study on my home boards back at the end of last year. That article said every other day would be about the right pace.
I always think that masturbation will cause some dire consequences to my 'johnny'. Guess i'll masturbate more often now ;-D
We have been waiting for that particular bit of news since the invention of anime.
I guess we have to tell our parents that they've been wrong all this time.. XD (or at least to my parents.. ) :P