Instructions given to Japanese school girls teaching them how to properly hold and defend themselves with an axe.
Via Neta.
Posted on 2008/03/23 08:16
Director/代表取締役
登録日: 2006/12/11 11:06
In the style of battle royale ;)
qingy in center of the galaxy
SMS
登録日: 2007/10/06 05:09
オタク by moonlight, Graphic Designer by daylight
登録日: 2007/11/08 03:37
Student
登録日: 2008/01/19 15:28
OMG OMG OMG I was thinking the same thing.What a good movie. :)
Filmmaker
登録日: 2008/03/17 15:18
wow! The school girl axe model looks cool!! I wish they had a after photo of what happen to that chap...
College Student
登録日: 2008/01/06 07:51
Axe? ^^' Knife would be more practical I think... lighter and faster to swing.
qingy in center of the galaxy
SMS
登録日: 2007/10/06 05:09
i believe you're thinking of a machete.
G-Unit in Earth, Asia, Malaysia
Student
登録日: 2007/12/25 11:09
but an axe is way more cool than a knife... lolx
Full time nerd
登録日: 2007/11/28 09:55
Wouldn't a chainsaw be more appropriate ?
Art student
登録日: 2007/10/29 21:08
That´s crazy. Where is this from?
Solid Snake
登録日: 2008/03/20 05:31
Seems quite the change in self defense
Architect
登録日: 2007/12/01 20:24
Is it really about self defense? It seems more as a DIY in "How to Attack People and Looking Coolsome with an Axe".
Civil Engineer
登録日: 2008/01/02 11:44
First they cancel the last episode of School Days.
Then they teach this in school?
Part human, part student, 100% loser
登録日: 2007/10/22 02:10
I won't dare make her mad...
Poor College Student
登録日: 2008/03/14 09:02
should teach them how to use their bodies to kill instead
Universitary Student
登録日: 2007/07/03 19:06
the body of a woman it's a powerful weapon
qingy in center of the galaxy
SMS
登録日: 2007/10/06 05:09
armed with two ballistic missiles or weapons of mass distractions.
Techie
登録日: 2007/09/27 05:11
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
登録日: 2007/12/04 23:16
Architect
登録日: 2007/12/01 20:24
or Death by Nausea... well sometimes.
Student
登録日: 2008/01/05 23:08
In Insanity Hell
登録日: 2008/03/13 03:33
Due to the teaching....the marriage in Japan has dropped dramatically....
In Insanity Hell
登録日: 2008/03/13 03:33
The husband shivers every time the wife get mad.....
Nandeyane~
登録日: 2008/01/08 22:28
I'm amused by the fact that the background looks like Hinamizawa, and that guy kind of looks like Tomitake.
chandraA in Between Jakarta and Jatinangor, Indonesia
Culture seeker
登録日: 2008/03/22 11:09
Was thinking, is this some kinda training to be a Higurashi character. A live action is being made right?
¯\(º_o)/¯
登録日: 2008/01/18 16:22
LOL! I just can't stop laughing at her expression when she teaches how to swing it. ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! XD
Tami in Germany - Cologne
WebDesign, Coding, Administration
登録日: 2007/12/16 10:42
Awesome... somehow... insane... pui pui o.O
Wandering Free Man
登録日: 2007/12/04 12:06
this reminds me to mirai nikki. lol.
everyone love a kawaii girl with a slight of mental disorder right? i mean, who wouldn't? =p
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
登録日: 2006/12/31 22:48
I don't want to laugh about this and don't find it funny at all... However a double-edged sword would work better, as an axe can be heavy and has a really limited blade (all is in the swing).
Student
登録日: 2007/11/07 06:56
I think they should go for throwing knives, they're lightweight, they hurt and you can use them on distance, a sword would probaly be better but kinda heavy for school girls :0
I'd use my newly acquired katana, it's freaking awesome :D
student and i sell cellphones at Alltel wireless
登録日: 2007/08/17 09:45
this reminds me of school day's nice boats
slacker
登録日: 2007/08/23 09:14
An axe is an awful defensive weapon - too heavy and cumbersome. You'd be better off with a collapsible baton or something similar you can carry around and deploy quickly.
Stigmata Martyr
登録日: 2007/04/22 12:13
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
登録日: 2007/12/04 23:16
qingy in center of the galaxy
SMS
登録日: 2007/10/06 05:09
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
登録日: 2008/02/02 00:26
In Insanity Hell
登録日: 2008/03/13 03:33
chandraA in Between Jakarta and Jatinangor, Indonesia
Culture seeker
登録日: 2008/03/22 11:09
pocket knife is good. or make it kunai and shuriken instead :P
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
登録日: 2007/01/25 21:20
Gamer, Slacker
登録日: 2008/02/23 09:22
The essential tool. During a zombie attack, you can take small groups out with ease!
I wonder why there was no "figure 5."
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
登録日: 2006/12/31 22:48
Pah! Nothing beats a firethrower in that case.
Student, Spiral Warrior
登録日: 2008/02/04 10:01
Regrettably, fire isn't terribly effective against zombies, since severing or destroying the head is the only method of incapacitation. Lighting them on fire is only useful if a large number of them are contained in a relatively small area, or to dispose of the already incapacitated bodies.
While an axe can be unwieldy, it nevertheless remains one of the all-around best anti-zombie weapons: easy to come by, heavily damaging, requires little skill, and doubles as a survival tool.
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
登録日: 2007/01/25 21:20
What about the shotgun? They always feature it as some kinda godsend in zombie-killing games.
Student, Spiral Warrior
登録日: 2008/02/04 10:01
A shotgun is indeed an excellent weapon since it can do a great deal of damage, especially at closer range, without the need for great accuracy. It's also a very common weapon (in the States, anyhow), and ammunition is likewise relatively easily found, since it's often used for game hunting.
Additionally, since most shotguns are semi-automatic, they help prevent those battling the undead from falling victim to the rapid-fire fallacy, instead encouraging a methodical, one-shot-at-a-time approach.
The downsides include considerable recoil and reload time. Additionally, shotguns are of little use at long range, and thus cannot be used to dispatch a zombie without first getting pretty close.
qingy in center of the galaxy
SMS
登録日: 2007/10/06 05:09
flamethrower's no good, you'd just get a herd of walking burning zombies. that'll do more damage to you. a shotgun is nice as it does spread damage. but still, nothing beats a gatling gun with a rocket launcher attached.
Student, Spiral Warrior
登録日: 2008/02/04 10:01
Indeed, flames have precisely the downside you mention.
Automatic weapons of any kind, however, and heavy ballistics, are of little use against the undead unless one happens to be conveniently occupying a military stronghold. Heavy weapons are, simply, too heavy to be used effectively by small bands of survivors, and likewise their ammunition is overly bulky. Moreover such weapons are simply not easy to find, and require expert knowledge to properly use and maintain.
As for automatics, they may easily prove the downfall of their users in the event of a zombie apocalypse. The temptation to carelessly fire many bullets, rather than use precision to place a single shot to the head of each zombie in turn, risks not only wasteful use of ammunition, but more gravely loss of calm. Loosing one's cool and letting it rip is one of the surest ways to lose an engagement against any number of undead, and indeed, to end up joining them.
Semi-automatic small arms and sturdy melee weapons are always to be preferred to big guns and rapid fire.
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
登録日: 2006/12/31 22:48
I see you're very knowledgeable about weapons and their effect on the "army of the dead". Learned quite a few things there. Thanks.
Student, Spiral Warrior
登録日: 2008/02/04 10:01
If I know anything about how to deal with the undead, I owe it to a fine book titled The Zombie Survival Guide. It ought to be taught in high school, really.
qingy in center of the galaxy
SMS
登録日: 2007/10/06 05:09
you know in this day and age where biological warfare is common, something like resident evil might just happen. so what's your zombie plan?
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
登録日: 2007/01/25 21:20
My zombie plan is to learn how to PROPERLY wield an Energy Sword/Katana/Falchion/Zweihander(maybe).
Afro-ed Student
登録日: 2007/12/15 09:57
BeLe in Davao, Philippines
.NET/Web Developer
登録日: 2007/01/03 16:36
They're teaching this in school? Err...that is so wrong.
I think chainsaw is the best weapon for ze undead. ^^ Weapons like the one in Gears of War seems best. :D
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
登録日: 2007/01/25 21:20
School Days strikes again.
Aren't they supposed to be taught to go for the crotch with the blunt side instead of going for the neck with the sharp side? OoO
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
登録日: 2007/07/06 10:07
kill first. ask questions later.
Proud VGI member and IT student...
登録日: 2007/11/20 13:08
killer yandere is now much more closer to reality...
dieting cosplaying female student
登録日: 2008/03/03 07:55
oh wow i can see the concidence in this...
>_>;
is there reallie a need to learn how to use an ax?
i think right in a situation LIKE that u'd just use it
chandraA in Between Jakarta and Jatinangor, Indonesia
Culture seeker
登録日: 2008/03/22 11:09
Don't you think an axe isn't a convinience weapon? I mean, where do you find an axe if you're in the middle of nowhere?
Proud VGI member and IT student...
登録日: 2007/11/20 13:08
maybe they'll create a pocket axe LOL...
wait, then what's the point of pocket knife(;-_-)
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
登録日: 2006/12/31 22:48
Even emergency axes (the very ones firefighters use) are not easy to find...
Hirito in The Little Red Dot - Singapore
ORD!! Now awaiting Uni admission.
登録日: 2007/09/01 18:24
Soon when some people starts killing others using an Axe, anime is going to get blamed again.
student
登録日: 2008/02/07 01:13
meh, axe are for zombies
for human use a pen and stab them in the neck, then pull it out, massive blood rain(never seen it tho)
Student
登録日: 2008/03/14 23:39
Were be seeing heads rolling around town soon.
宅男 Otaku/ 工程师 Engineer
登録日: 2007/06/11 14:57
nice boat. no i mean nice axe. ('~')
chun in home feeling sleepy LOL
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
登録日: 2007/01/09 14:33
my weapon of choice... frying pan ^O^!
student
登録日: 2008/02/27 10:22
Leisure Consultant, Writer, Webmaster
登録日: 2008/01/29 07:28
Axes can't stop bullets from long distance.
Polymath
登録日: 2008/03/17 04:17
They can if you swing it fast enough!
It's a bad sign when the instructions for swinging an axe are incorrect, she's got no power behind that swing, it's just awkward.
Aimless Traveler
登録日: 2007/04/21 21:19
Looks like a common lesson found in textbooks bound for Hinamizawa.
Artist
登録日: 2008/01/12 03:00
qingy in center of the galaxy
SMS
登録日: 2007/10/06 05:09
step 5. profit
and by that, i mean you can steal his wallet from his lifeless corpse
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
登録日: 2006/12/31 22:48
Student
登録日: 2007/10/31 21:28
Student
登録日: 2006/12/30 22:16
Why an axe? What if you cant find an axe when you are being assualted? Shouldn't they teach more feasible things like body defense techniques like martial arts instead.
dannychoo.com no aidokusha
登録日: 2007/12/25 23:02
another fune scene in the making..
Full time biotech student, part time otaku, possible bishounen candidate
登録日: 2008/03/19 01:47
I don't think its a feasible weapon for self defense since and axe is quite heavy and where would you find one in the middle of the city unless its one that you find on buses or in public buildings which have axes that firemen use in case of a fire emergency. Then again if u use it for self defense u'll probably kill the prepatrator.
MI Manager, Blogger and Newswriter
登録日: 2008/01/19 02:09
Henry in Makati, Philippines
anime/cosplay events organizer
登録日: 2006/12/25 19:17
another Nice Boat reference lolz XDDD
Waiting for National Services
登録日: 2007/08/22 12:54
Looks like it will be very soon that schools will allow girls to bring Axe to school for self defense purpose. Sad for the boys then as the boys will have to become slaves...LOL
