[NSFW] What you are seeing on the top row is the packaging for the box while the bottom row shows what inside the box. Enough to make any dolphin limp in 0.1 seconds. Still prefer the looks of Candy Girls. Does anybody know why they are called "dutch" wives? Via ultima66430.
At least you can play cards with them, that's fun.
Or ask them to stand out side on the field like http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/1408/Doll
lol
lol'd on that one... Me: "Full house yeah!!!" Dutch wife: " " *Total Silence*
that is seriously some false advertisement >_> me:"man that looks nice" brings it home and opens package me:" WTF.....why don't they look like the girls on the cover??? curse you evil marketing ploy!" i have no idea about the dutch wife thing, i read Yura 100 but still dont understand why they call it dutch wife.
"wow, they look so close to the image on the box!!"
seriously dutch wive #3 has a very close resemblance in terms of facial expression
the 1st one is WAY off.
Talk about "suggested presentation", except that the final product does not look like the content of the ad at all.
I know ! i know! why it is call Dutch the "good-wife" they keep in house to use! like candy girl while this one they use it like http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/1408/Doll+Owner.html once used, or never use and it will be like that!
the box is a lie!!!
lol, false advertising.
meido costume sold separately
oysters not included.
Actually they are included - comes with a tenga.
WTF. They are????? still, wont make it any less hideous.
You will hear disturbing sqeaking tonight........
Oh god, that's so lame. It would be awesome if they actually could do 1:1 scale with the quality, like a big Sendo Erika. (b・∀・)b
LOL omg OMG XD poor dolphins :P
Where'd their neck go?
And where are #2 and #3s shoulders? o_O
The horror!!!
Plastic and dolphin is a nono....
ROFL... this is the SADER of candy girls...
Could be compared to Q-Joy figures as well.
AAHHHH, My EYES!!! X(
i think its a hybrid word from dutchmaid/wife because of the uniform that they wear.... either way they dont look right...
LOL Ripoff
LOL. yea candy dolls is the standard. Those things look like crap to da 5th power.
Sqeak sqeak sqeak...ahhh!!! the horrid sound of dolphins and plastic....
LOL, that really turns me off. XD
I'm sure Dutch people will appreciate the naming of this... product. ^^'' At least these things could support you if you want or have to be sexual abstinent. One look is more than enough to kill any horniness. :D
:P I think I understand the term Dutch-wife tough. The English have since long used the term 'going Dutch' for a sign of being a cheapskate that hates to spend money. (Because we Dutch just are like that. :P) Wow, I never could have guessed my 4 years of English at school would ever let me use information I didn't already know myself gotta thank my old English teachers now ^^;. - Anyhow, I expected something slightly different when I read the title. >.<
LOL. never trust the skin of a package.
i'd buy one and use it as a floatation device or a pool ornament.
Theroy on why they're called "Dutch Wives". Long ago the Dutch would sail to Japan on their trade routes. When they came to port in Japan they had no one to care for their dolphin. So, not my opinion, these fake dolls would have made great temporary wives. In reality, Not Even Close.
Dutch wife may refer to:
* a long body-length pillow
* a prostitute
* a sex doll
* a hot water bottle
* a wicker or bamboo pillow-shaped "cage" which is kept in the bed on hot nights to improve air circulation. See Chikufujin.
See also Dutch#Colloquial_usage
from wikipedia.org
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_wife
the above dolls r too freaky - enuf to give me nightmares.
Dutch Wifes term:
"Silicone dolls are quite popular in Japan, where they are known as "Dutch Wives" ('datch waifu'). Their name originates from the term, possibly English, for the thick rattan or bamboo bolster, used to aid sleep in humid countries by keeping one's limbs lifted above sweaty sheets."
source - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_doll
This is what you call false advertisement...
Score one for the cost-cutting producers, score zero for the customers. :(
Hahaha - theyre rubbish! They look more like cheap novelty childrens baloons than sex toys!
Wow, this could be one of the attractions in a haunted house...
LOL, you have to remember to put a sign saying: People with weak constitutions should refrain from entering.
Seems like we are still good traders :P we can even sell crap :P
Do they come with patch kits for fixing tears caused from, erm...explosive decompression?
Why are they called Dutch Wives in the first place?
use it as a good punching bag. ('~')
i'm lost for words...
Eep! Do not want. Talk about misleading man. Anyway, I hope the term 'Dutch wives' was not intended to describe the contents of the box, because that would be very misleading indeed and as a proud Dutchman, I'd be horrible offended XD
Reminds me of the manga Yuria 100% Shiki which is much better than what they have for sale.
they look like a pinata
LOL, they would definitely make great stress relievers...
Those are just kind of terrifying! The faces are especially scary. o_o
These look sooo much diffrent from what is presented on the packing >.< I saw more similar ones.
People who actually buy them probably have fetish for them.. >_<
I call false advertisement on the boxes. Cool pix on the box for a CRAP product.. ugh, candy girls are 100 times better than ANY blow-up doll. It looks like the only thing the company put ANY effort into was the wigs :X
I just got one word to the person who is using it. "Pathetic" =.="
